## 'Santa' xmas message: "Christians and Muslims in Iraq used to be brothers before"
OceanDrive2
20-12-2007, 22:09
Dear Santa: Please Stop The Bombs
BAGHDAD Dec 19, 2007 (Reuters) - Here's what Karrar Haider, a 10-year-old Shi'ite boy at a school in eastern Baghdad, told Santa he wants this year for the holidays:
"I have one wish to ask Santa Claus. Please bring peace to my country. Stop the bombs so I can play with my friends again."
http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/rt_baghdad_santa_071219_ms.jpg
"Santa" who spends the rest of the year disguised as a 48-year-old Chaldean Christian monastery administrator named Jalal Hourmoz -- said he was delighted to spread joy after two years when sectarian violence made a merry Christmas impossible.
"I want to tell the world that Christians and Muslims in Iraq are brothers as we used to be before."Yes Santa, please dont get me a Guitar Hero III.. or that Video Card Upgrade to play Call-of-Duty4.. Instead stop the Warplanes , the Tanks and the bombs.
If Santa can't bring the world peace then no one can. If Santa fails Rudolphs laser nose will activate. You think it glowing red is normal? Its just the laser powering up.
Xiscapia
20-12-2007, 22:20
Aww...that's so sweet. The kid's right. World peace, people!
Fuck world peace, I want a dirt bike.
Gauthier
20-12-2007, 22:24
If Santa can't bring the world peace then no one can. If Santa fails Rudolphs laser nose will activate. You think it glowing red is normal? Its just the laser powering up.
I think in the future this is where the North Pole got desperate to maintain its perfect record even in Iraq... and thus resulting in a Judgement Day-esque activation of the dreaded Robot Santa.
CoallitionOfTheWilling
20-12-2007, 22:24
Yes Santa, please dont get me a Guitar Hero III.. or that Video Card Upgrade to play Call-of-Duty4.. Instead stop the Warplanes , the Tanks and the bombs.
Haha, heres to automatically assuming that the US is what he was talking about.
Kryozerkia
20-12-2007, 22:25
And you know the secret behind that nose? The antlers. Rudolph is a girl an those antlers can magically trigger PMS, which lights up the nose. *Nods*
I think in the future this is where the North Pole got desperate to maintain its perfect record even in Iraq... and thus resulting in a Judgement Day-esque activation of the dreaded Robot Santa.
And his dreaded bike launcher!
Icelove The Carnal
20-12-2007, 22:47
Dear Santa: Please Stop The Bombs
Yes Santa, please dont get me a Guitar Hero III.. or that Video Card Upgrade to play Call-of-Duty4.. Instead stop the Warplanes , the Tanks and the bombs.
:fluffle:
Hayteria
20-12-2007, 22:52
Fuck world peace, I want a dirt bike.
Fuck YOU.
New Drakonia
20-12-2007, 22:56
He DOESN'T want expensive, useless stuff - but PEACE?! How unamerican of him, we should teach that terrorist scum a lesson!
Fuck world peace, I want a dirt bike.
You will get a dirtbike when there is world peace I.E. never.
OceanDrive2
21-12-2007, 08:00
Link:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=4024998
Vespertilia
21-12-2007, 20:47
I think in the future this is where the North Pole got desperate to maintain its perfect record even in Iraq... and thus resulting in a Judgement Day-esque activation of the dreaded Robot Santa.
The only force able to stop evil Santa would be the massive penguin armies of South Pole. Though unwilling at first, Antarctic would join the conflict when Santa orders Rudolph to use its ion cannon to melt polar ice-cape.
The only force able to stop evil Santa would be the massive penguin armies of South Pole. Though unwilling at first, Antarctic would join the conflict when Santa orders Rudolph to use its ion cannon to melt polar ice-cape.What about the african penguins?
Conserative Morality
21-12-2007, 22:12
World peace is both unattainable and impractical.
Unattainable because some crazed idiot always gains power and does something that starts a war.
Impractical because it would destroy far too many jobs.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE HUMAN!(sob)
Mad hatters in jeans
21-12-2007, 22:37
World peace is both unattainable and impractical.
Unattainable because some crazed idiot always gains power and does something that starts a war.
Impractical because it would destroy far too many jobs.
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE HUMAN!(sob)
Don't worry being human's not all that bad, there's ice cream! and beer! and women or men if you prefer!, and there's allways the afterlife to look forward to (if you believe in it, and i'm not trying to suggest suicide).
Actually world peace could be possible, in a few hundred years it might actually be and they'l look back at all these wars, like a bad disease on a confused animal with pity.