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Oh my gawd ya'll.

IL Ruffino
19-12-2007, 03:38
http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant/

I've been keeping hope that there was good in her, now there's just a fetus.

I bet Hannah Montana is laughing her ass off.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-12-2007, 03:38
http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant/

I've been keeping hope that there was good in her, now there's just a fetus.

I bet Hannah Montana is laughing her ass off.
OMFG. Now you know what your media will be doing for the next 9 months... (or 6 or whatever)

Also: y'all. *smacks*
Fudk
19-12-2007, 03:40
Ah SHIT! She TOLD me she was on the PILL! NOOOOOO!
Kryozerkia
19-12-2007, 03:42
It's not like she's Britney, she's just the younger slut... I mean sister.
King Arthur the Great
19-12-2007, 03:43
Looks like another point to Disney. And they needed it, especially after that girl from HSM leaked the nude pics she took of herself. I gotta say Ruffy, you're right. And I'm sure Billy Ray Cyrus is proud of the fact that so far, his daughter's only scandal involves ticket scalpers in an event that they couldn't do anything about.
King Arthur the Great
19-12-2007, 03:44
Ah SHIT! She TOLD me she was on the PILL! NOOOOOO!

LMAO!!!
Call to power
19-12-2007, 03:48
I bet she was always the copycat
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 03:55
What they said:
Nickelodeon issued the following statement this afternoon: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."
What they meant:
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Okay...so this ones over. No big deal...Who can we get to replace her? Think Ali Lohan is up for it?
Katganistan
19-12-2007, 04:09
And so history repeats itself.
Fudk
19-12-2007, 05:16
What they meant:
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Okay...so this ones over. No big deal...Who can we get to replace her? Think Ali Lohan is up for it?

Then...

SHIT THE LITTLE LOHAN IS WITH DISNEY. Alright....ummmm...shit. Theres gotta be a little Alba out there or a something right? Guys
New Birds
19-12-2007, 05:18
I feel sorry for the kid.
CanuckHeaven
19-12-2007, 05:32
It's not like she's Britney, she's just the younger slut... I mean sister.
So......if a 16 year old girl gets pregnant, she is a slut? Interesting comment indeed.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 05:36
So......if a 16 year old girl gets pregnant, she is a slut? Interesting comment indeed.


Yes, but some how the little bastard that spilled his seed, has no stigma attached to him. Hmmm.
CanuckHeaven
19-12-2007, 05:42
Yes, but some how the little bastard that spilled his seed, has no stigma attached to him. Hmmm.
Yeah....hmmmmmm. I was just surprised at Kryozerkia's remark. Hawwww!!
Dryks Legacy
19-12-2007, 05:43
In related news. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html)

Yes, but some how the little bastard that spilled his seed, has no stigma attached to him. Hmmm.

Despite that spilling being most likely illegal, double standards sure are crazy.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 05:44
In related news. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html)


LMAO! You can't make this stuff up.
Kryozerkia
19-12-2007, 05:50
So......if a 16 year old girl gets pregnant, she is a slut? Interesting comment indeed.

Not any 16 year old, just Britney Spears' kid sister. :p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
19-12-2007, 05:53
$20 says Bat Boy is the father.
Varaflame
19-12-2007, 05:56
Yes, this is important news indeed
King Arthur the Great
19-12-2007, 06:02
Despite that spilling being most likely illegal, double standards sure are crazy.

Well, dimorphism being what it is, we've already got double standards when it comes to physical attractiveness.

As for this particular instant, blame not the man for being biologically incapable of birthing children. Blame rather biology, or the patriarchal God if you feel it necessary, though I prefer to blame luck, for it is luck (and one's parents' intimate actions) that determines how society will judge you based on a chromosomal difference.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:04
Yes, but some how the little bastard that spilled his seed, has no stigma attached to him. Hmmm.

Might have something to do with the fact that the article is about the girl, primarily because no one knows or cares who the guy is. Not particularly surprising.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 06:10
Might have something to do with the fact that the article is about the girl, primarily because no one knows or cares who the guy is. Not particularly surprising.


Well, regardless of who the guy is, it remains a fact that it takes two to do the tango, and the girl shouldn't be called a slut, just because she is having sex at 16. Now, if she has about 50 different partners by time she is 16, or is a professional hooker, then one might be justified in calling her a slut.
Wilgrove
19-12-2007, 06:13
Wow, fucked herself over even before she got off the launch pad. At least Lohan and Britney had a few good years before screwing everything up.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:14
Wow, fucked herself over even before she got off the launch pad. At least Lohan and Britney had a few good years before screwing everything up.

Well said. But I can't help but feel a little sorry for her...Her life is ruined at such a young age.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 06:15
Wow, fucked herself over even before she got off the launch pad. At least Lohan and Britney had a few good years before screwing everything up.

Just because you have a kid at 16, doesn't mean you screw your entire life up. My grandmother had her first kid at 16, and then my dad at 18....She is a professor and nurse, making several hundred thousand a year. I think she made it quite okay.
Vetalia
19-12-2007, 06:15
Wow, fucked herself over even before she got off the launch pad. At least Lohan and Britney had a few good years before screwing everything up.

This makes me wonder what her kid will be like...I'm thinking pregnant and drug-addicted by age 13, if the trend holds up.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:15
Well, regardless of who the guy is, it remains a fact that it takes two to do the tango, and the girl shouldn't be called a slut, just because she is having sex at 16. Now, if she has about 50 different partners by time she is 16, or is a professional hooker, then one might be justified in calling her a slut.

Oh, I don't support calling any girl a slut in a case like this (or even if she had 50 partners already)...but it isn't surprising that the girl is the target in this case...the article focuses only on her
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:19
That's a pretty safe bet. The entire Spears family should be castrated. Lohan's family as well.


HEY! Lindsay is trying to get her life together! :mad:
Wilgrove
19-12-2007, 06:19
This makes me wonder what her kid will be like...I'm thinking pregnant and drug-addicted by age 13, if the trend holds up.

That's a pretty safe bet. The entire Spears family should be castrated. Lohan's family as well.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 06:20
Oh, I don't support calling any girl a slut in a case like this (or even if she had 50 partners already)...but it isn't surprising that the girl is the target in this case...the article focuses only on her

Oh, I know what you are saying. I don't think of you as the person to call a girl a slut... I am just saying that it is wrong that the paparazi, along with many normal people, focus on the mistakes of young girls like this, but don't consider the guy involved.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:20
Just because you have a kid at 16, doesn't mean you screw your entire life up. My grandmother had her first kid at 16, and then my dad at 18....She is a professor and nurse, making several hundred thousand a year. I think she made it quite okay.

Her acting career is most likely over.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:21
Oh, I know what you are saying. I don't think of you as the person to call a girl a slut... I am just saying that it is wrong that the paparazi, along with many normal people, focus on the mistakes of young girls like this, but don't consider the guy involved.
I actually get a bit of entertainment from it...the things these girls are doing isn't far off from many many college students, and younger professionals. We just keep ourselves out of the papers.

Usually. ;)
Wilgrove
19-12-2007, 06:22
Her acting career is most likely over.

Well you never know, she can still learn something like

"Please pull up to the first window"

or

"Clean up on Isle 14....clean up on Isle 14"
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:23
Her acting career is most likely over.

Her acting career towards a young crowd via groups like Nick and Disney is likely over. I wouldn't be surprised to see her appear in a non-child oriented area (no, not porn).
Zilam
19-12-2007, 06:23
Her acting career is most likely over.

Maybe for Disney or Nickelodeon, but that doesn't mean its the end of the world for her. I say that she has a pretty enough face, and a decent enough acting ability, that she can get into more serious shows. If anything, this could save her from having "kid hit wonder" disease.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:24
Her acting career towards a young crowd via groups like Nick and Disney is likely over. I wouldn't be surprised to see her appear in a non-child oriented area (no, not porn).


I'd pay for the porn when she hits 18. Just because she got knocked up doesn't mean the girl is ugly.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:26
Maybe for Disney or Nickelodeon, but that doesn't mean its the end of the world for her. I say that she has a pretty enough face, and a decent enough acting ability, that she can get into more serious shows. If anything, this could save her from having "kid hit wonder" disease.

Do you support teenage pregnancy?
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:27
Well you never know, she can still learn something like

"Please pull up to the first window"

or

"Clean up on Isle 14....clean up on Isle 14"

Or

"Suck your dick for a quarter Y'all"
UNITIHU
19-12-2007, 06:28
Maybe for Disney or Nickelodeon, but that doesn't mean its the end of the world for her. I say that she has a pretty enough face, and a decent enough acting ability, that she can get into more serious shows. If anything, this could save her from having "kid hit wonder" disease.

Indeed. This kid might just end up being the best thing to happen to her career. My sister made me watch one of her shows once, she really isn't a bad actor at all. I could see her on some sort of Showtime or HBO series, like that Olsen twin that's on Weeds.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:28
Do you supporting teenage pregnancy?

One of these words is incorrect.

None the less, that is quite an accusation based off what zi said
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:29
One of these words is incorrect.

None the less, that is quite an accusation based off what zi said


Oh shit sorry! I edited one word to rephrase the question and forgot the other.:(
Wilgrove
19-12-2007, 06:29
Do you supporting teenage pregnancy?

Yea, except for the porn industry I don't really see any network hiring a teenage mother, kind of a image that has negative stigma attached to it.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:30
Yea, except for the porn industry I don't really see any network hiring a teenage mother, kind of a image that has negative stigma attached to it.

There are plenty...right now, easily the premium channels would, as well as several movie studios...given a year or two after the child is born and no one remembers, she'd have plenty of opportunity.

After all, consider the likes of Drew Barrymore. Hollywood can be quite forgiving.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:30
Yea, except for the porn industry I don't really see any network hiring a teenage mother, kind of a image that has negative stigma attached to it.

For good reason. To young to be caring for a child when you still are one.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:31
There are plenty...right now, easily the premium channels would, as well as several movie studios...given a year or two after the child is born and no one remembers, she'd have plenty of opportunity.

After all, consider the likes of Drew Barrymore. Hollywood can be quite forgiving.

Drew never had a kid at 16.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 06:31
Do you support teenage pregnancy?

Well, as that was pretty much what I said...:rolleyes:

No, I do not support teenage pregnancy, but I am also not for condemning anyone that makes a mistake. Instead of isolating the poor girl, and making her feel horrible, how about uplifting her, so that she might be able to raise her kid in a positive manner?
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:32
Drew never had a kid at 16.

No, she just blew a huge amount of coke, among other things. It isn't so much that Hollywood is forgiving. It's more they have a short memory.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 06:32
Drew never had a kid at 16.

No, but at age 8 or so, she was on coke and alcohol.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:33
Well, as that was pretty much what I said...:rolleyes:

No, I do not support teenage pregnancy, but I am also not for condemning anyone that makes a mistake. Instead of isolating the poor girl, and making her feel horrible, how about uplifting her, so that she might be able to raise her kid in a positive manner?

I was just asking a question, how is that wrong?
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:34
No, but at age 8 or so, she was on coke and alcohol.

Drew did a good job of getting over that.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:36
Drew did a good job of getting over that.
And eventually, this girl will no longer be a child mother, but just a mother.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:39
And eventually, this girl will no longer be a child mother, but just a mother.

In about 10 years. Maybe she can make some good of this and help keep girls from making the same mistake she did.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2007, 06:42
In about 10 years. Maybe she can make some good of this and help keep girls from making the same mistake she did.

...you think that a 21 year old is still a child? Young, yes, but no, not a child. She will always be a young mother in relation to her child, but no...by 18-20, she is no longer a child.
Cryptic Nightmare
19-12-2007, 06:43
...you think that a 21 year old is still a child? Young, yes, but no, not a child. She will always be a young mother in relation to her child, but no...by 18-20, she is no longer a child.



It was an exaggeration.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
19-12-2007, 06:58
Not any 16 year old, just Britney Spears' kid sister. :p

Yeah. We love to hate our celebrities.


Find a nobody.
Make them famous.
Fame makes them rich.
They mess up like normal people.
We gloat over how dumb they are.
They see how they've been used.
They mess up even worse.
We keep laughing.


Well worth the money spent on gossip mags and the time wasted seeing them on the news. At least, if you pick the right nobody. Bono was a mistake.
JuNii
19-12-2007, 07:09
Her acting career is most likely over.

Good, maybe she'll do a better job raising her kids than Big Sister Brits is doing raising hers.
Allanea
19-12-2007, 07:25
Why the hell is this an issue?

I mean.

Has she somehow become an even worse actor by having a child? Oh wait, it's impossible for a Spears to become a worse actor.

So what's the point of firing a person over this?
Dryks Legacy
19-12-2007, 07:51
So what's the point of firing a person over this?

Hiding teen pregnancy from the littlies so they don't go getting ideas apparently.
Allanea
19-12-2007, 08:11
Hiding teen pregnancy from the littlies so they don't go getting ideas apparently.

I still don't understand. I mean, a person sees her - whatever her name is - on the screen, it's not like it says TEENAGE MOTHER on her brow as a brand of fail, the child who is the target audience of this is not going to be magically aware of her biography unless you put TEENAGE MOTHER in the credits.
Kryozerkia
19-12-2007, 17:16
Yeah. We love to hate our celebrities.


Find a nobody.
Make them famous.
Fame makes them rich.
They mess up like normal people.
We gloat over how dumb they are.
They see how they've been used.
They mess up even worse.
We keep laughing.


Well worth the money spent on gossip mags and the time wasted seeing them on the news. At least, if you pick the right nobody. Bono was a mistake.

I think we need to make an amendment to the first one on the list.

I believe the line should read: "Fine a good looking nobody". The person has to look hawt. Once you've got that covered, the appropriate sex will drool while the other either doesn't care or predicts something bad will happen. :)
Creepy Lurker
19-12-2007, 17:20
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

Is it wrong that this has made my week?
Kryozerkia
19-12-2007, 17:29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude

Is it wrong that this has made my week?

Not necessarily.

How low are you on the morality and ethics scale? ;)
Rambhutan
19-12-2007, 17:31
I hope she calls it Broccoli.
Arcticity
19-12-2007, 17:58
I hope she calls it Broccoli.

That would be a new one...
Khadgar
19-12-2007, 19:14
Well said. But I can't help but feel a little sorry for her...Her life is ruined at such a young age.

Why pity her? Pity the kid, it's fucked already. Or pity the gene pool as yet another Spears has reproduced.
Fassitude
19-12-2007, 19:57
Have these people not heard of abortions? This is what they're for!
Great Void
19-12-2007, 20:14
Love the poll on that page:

"Who's to blame?

Her parents
Herself
Britney"

Tough one.
Khadgar
19-12-2007, 20:16
Love the poll on that page:

"Who's to blame?

Her parents
Herself
Britney"

Tough one.

I was somewhat shocked that "herself" (horrible grammar) was top pick.
Great Void
19-12-2007, 20:17
I was somewhat shocked that "herself" (horrible grammar) was top pick.
It's because 'Society' wasn't an option.
Anti-Social Darwinism
19-12-2007, 20:53
Ew.

Just, ew.
Fnordgasm 5
19-12-2007, 21:25
Why is this news?
Brutland and Norden
19-12-2007, 21:32
Lynne Spears' Parenting Book Put On Indefinite Hold (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576784/20071219/id_0.jhtml)
Kurona
19-12-2007, 21:39
I was somewhat shocked that "herself" (horrible grammar) was top pick.

What's surprising about that? She has no one to blame but her self.
Kryozerkia
19-12-2007, 21:51
Have these people not heard of abortions? This is what they're for!

The more likely they are to pollute the gene pool because of wanton reckless condomless fuck-a-thons, the more likely they are to pop out the kids a dime a dozen at the tax payer's expense.
Khadgar
19-12-2007, 21:54
What's surprising about that? She has no one to blame but her self.

Because no one takes responsibility. It's shocking that the internet folks who took the time to answer the poll think she would.

Perfect example on CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/19/spears.pregnant.feedback/index.html)
Sheila Anderson of Boone, Iowa
I have told my daughter that this is a perfect example of parents not setting boundaries for their children. Of course, a 16-year-old girl will get pregnant when she lives with a 19-year-old man. She was not old enough to be responsible for herself, and if her mom and dad had been reasonable parents, they would never have allowed her to move in with her boyfriend. Poor Jamie will never get the opportunity to just be a kid now that a baby is on its way. She's already grown up too fast and now will grow up even faster. I hope the little baby lives in a happy and loving environment, but as past cases like the little "Baby Grace" story show us, all strikes are against the child when born to teenage parents.
Maraque
19-12-2007, 22:07
16 is better than 14, when my son was born. :eek:
New Manvir
20-12-2007, 00:41
LEAVE BRITNEY'S SISTER ALONE!!!!!!!!

*cries*
The_pantless_hero
20-12-2007, 01:19
Lynne Spears' Parenting Book Put On Indefinite Hold (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576784/20071219/id_0.jhtml)

In other news, so is Michael Jackson's babysitting book.
Johnny B Goode
20-12-2007, 01:50
I feel sorry for her. But if anyone expects me to freak out over this because she is Britney Spears' sister, no.
Bann-ed
20-12-2007, 04:49
It is in times like these when we turn to the wise words of...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI).
Cryptic Nightmare
20-12-2007, 05:53
It is in times like these when we turn to the wise words of...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI).

I curse the day you were born for posting that! http://www.smileyhut.com/angry/cursing.gif
Wilgrove
20-12-2007, 06:24
In other news, so is Michael Jackson's babysitting book.

But now I'll never learn about Jesus's Juice! :(
Anti-Social Darwinism
20-12-2007, 07:30
I had so hoped that no one would start a thread about this.

I have tried to ignore it.

But it makes me despair of the collective intelligence of the people of the U.S. when the bedroom antics of a family of talentless trailor trash becomes important enough to push real news aside.

I understand that the purpose of this thread is to make mockery of them and of the intelligence of the people who so avidly follow their miserable, purposeless lives. But I'm still disappointed.
Rogue Protoss
20-12-2007, 09:48
Have these people not heard of abortions? This is what they're for!

.................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .........:confused::rolleyes::eek::(:mp5:
Wilgrove
20-12-2007, 09:51
~snip~

Yea, that's an intelligence response.
Cryptic Nightmare
20-12-2007, 10:33
Yea, that's an intelligence response.

He could have said ebilthefartabortionkillertehbabyineedbeerwtfamidoinghereilovejesusandwhathuhwhosedere?



That easily would have been worse, so cut him some slack.:D
Intangelon
20-12-2007, 11:23
Might have something to do with the fact that the article is about the girl, primarily because no one knows or cares who the guy is. Not particularly surprising.

Lost so far in this thread is the part of the article where it's mentioned that the youngest Spear and her paramour met at -- wait for it...you can't invent this shit -- a Christian school or camp of some sort. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that nobody's gonna write an article about how abstinance-only sex-ed is made of fail as a result of this.

Just because you have a kid at 16, doesn't mean you screw your entire life up. My grandmother had her first kid at 16, and then my dad at 18....She is a professor and nurse, making several hundred thousand a year. I think she made it quite okay.

Okay, context. Just how many high-earning profs are there who've had a kid at 16? The percentage is low (and massive respect to those who did it, along with their support system), so it's fair to say that the odds are her life will be in some way screwed up. I'm not rooting for that outcome, but I understand the cynical outlook.

Drew never had a kid at 16.

Never brought one to term, you mean.

I had so hoped that no one would start a thread about this.

I have tried to ignore it.

But it makes me despair of the collective intelligence of the people of the U.S. when the bedroom antics of a family of talentless trailor trash becomes important enough to push real news aside.

I understand that the purpose of this thread is to make mockery of them and of the intelligence of the people who so avidly follow their miserable, purposeless lives. But I'm still disappointed.

Oh, please. It isn't like this one thread somehow blocked a thread on the Middle East, the election, the housing market collapse or anything else. Drop the arrogant posturing, pal, it's NSG.

Yea, that's an intelligence response.

Yeah, and make sure that when you mock someone else's intelligence, you do so with correct grammar. Unless, of course, you meant that said response was typical of a CIA functionary or something.
Cryptic Nightmare
20-12-2007, 11:30
Never brought one to term, you mean.


Want to back that up with something? You are hinting she had an abortion any reason for this? Or are you just being sarcastic? My money is on sarcasm....I got a 20 spot on you!