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How much is YOUR body worth?

The Vuhifellian States
16-12-2007, 21:35
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

Turns out I'm worth $4665!
Marrakech II
16-12-2007, 21:38
Hmm it says priceless?!
Skanderbeg
16-12-2007, 21:43
Is this what is meant by that one is worth more dead than alive?

Do you think I could offer my body's future value dead as a derivative?

How much insurance should I take out on my cadaver?
Blahlana
16-12-2007, 21:44
Is this what is meant by that one is worth more dead than alive?

Do you think I could offer my body's future value dead as a derivative?


If you are worth more dead... woulden't organs (from organ doners) be worth up in the thousands?
Faxanavia
16-12-2007, 21:48
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

Turns out I'm worth $4665!

$5400.
Pwned! *nod*
Empire of Tau
16-12-2007, 21:50
I'm worth 5365!
Chumblywumbly
16-12-2007, 21:50
So are we making a new thread for every quiz on justsayhi.com?

Jeebus.
The Vuhifellian States
16-12-2007, 21:53
So are we making a new thread for every quiz on justsayhi.com?

Jeebus.

Yes. And it's j33bus; n00b.
Mad hatters in jeans
16-12-2007, 21:53
I couldn't get the link to work properly, mind you i have really slow internet loading, even when i answered some of the questions it said the 404 was not found, so boo to this thread
New Drakonia
16-12-2007, 21:58
I'm worth $4815!
That's what, a PS3?
1010102
16-12-2007, 21:58
$5000.00
Chumblywumbly
16-12-2007, 22:03
Yes. And it’s j33bus; n00b.
Not in my house, old timer! :fluffle:
IL Ruffino
16-12-2007, 22:04
$4565

:(
Xiscapia
16-12-2007, 22:09
$5800!
Bitches!
Enlightened Worlds
16-12-2007, 22:09
$5075. Woo...hoo?
Tagmatium
16-12-2007, 22:12
$3850 or £1925. My flaming body ain't even worth two grand (in Pounds Sterling). That bloody sucks.

Right, I'm to get drunk, then.

Anyways, the medical people will have all the interesting bits when they nab my guts for transplantation. If anyone wants them.
South Lorenya
16-12-2007, 22:12
$5325 -- but only because there's no "Are you a Dragon?" question.
Kyronea
16-12-2007, 22:14
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6300!

:D
Tagmatium
16-12-2007, 22:16
$5325 -- but only because there's no "Are you a Dragon?" question.
If so, your body would have just been nicked, stuffed and given to a museum.

Or pickled.
Xiscapia
16-12-2007, 22:20
:D
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
And I was worth the most until you came!
:(
*goes and cries in the corner*
Smunkeeville
16-12-2007, 22:24
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6480!

Yay!
Jinos
16-12-2007, 23:20
5225...woot!
Vetalia
16-12-2007, 23:34
"Something went wrong".

That's right, when I go down, there isn't going to be anything to salvage... this error message also functions quite admirably as an obituary.
Yootopia
16-12-2007, 23:52
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

Turns out I'm worth $4665!
£50 a night, says your mother.
Chandelier
16-12-2007, 23:53
$5600
Verdigroth
17-12-2007, 00:02
I am worth $5525..well at least I can afford my dead body...so that is nice that I have enough cash in the bank to buy my own corpse...I wonder how much Anne Nicole's is worth...
Vetalia
17-12-2007, 00:25
I am worth $5525..well at least I can afford my dead body...so that is nice that I have enough cash in the bank to buy my own corpse...I wonder how much Anne Nicole's is worth...

I'm going to say far less than $5,525.
The Vuhifellian States
17-12-2007, 00:51
$4565

:(

I'm surprised it's not lower...

:p
Nova Magna Germania
17-12-2007, 00:58
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

Turns out I'm worth $4665!

Got you beat:

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-12-2007, 01:03
$5650. That'll by a lot of vodka and pizza for my funeral party.
The irony is, of course, that if I were to give up the aforementioned food and beverage, my body would be worth more of the same when I finally expired.
Vetalia
17-12-2007, 01:04
The irony is, of course, that if I were to give up the aforementioned food and beverage, my body would be worth more of the same when I finally expired.

Yeah, but if you're dead you're not going to get to have the pizza and vodka at your funeral. I mean, your best bet is Valhalla, or maybe that Egyptian whatever-the-hell-it's-called but there's only so much mead, mutton, beer and dates you can consume before it just gets boring.
Darknovae
17-12-2007, 01:30
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5815!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Alexandrian Ptolemais
17-12-2007, 02:14
Well, my body is worth $5050. I wonder what the premiums are on that?
Wilgrove
17-12-2007, 03:09
Whooo! My Goldenhar Syndrome Body is worth $6590!
Tornar
17-12-2007, 03:18
5950$$$$$

Yes
Meandall
17-12-2007, 03:30
Well I would have to say ...
:)
Sel Appa
17-12-2007, 03:51
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5500!
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 03:52
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver

Turns out I'm worth $4665!

Not so much mine, but i'm definitely curious as to how much a few other posters' bodies are worth.
Neesika
17-12-2007, 03:54
$4475

What, cuz I'm short? Bastards.
[NS]Fergi America
17-12-2007, 04:10
$4390
Your Guts in Mine
17-12-2007, 04:15
$4475

What, cuz I'm short? Bastards.
How short are you? Because I know some guys who'd pay at least $5,000 dollars to have the body of a dwarf stuffed and converted into an arm rest.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 04:16
I am worth $5525..well at least I can afford my dead body...so that is nice that I have enough cash in the bank to buy my own corpse...I wonder how much Anne Nicole's is worth...
This puts a whole new spin on your dating schemes, i think.
Neesika
17-12-2007, 04:20
How short are you? Because I know some guys who'd pay at least $5,000 dollars to have the body of a dwarf stuffed and converted into an arm rest.

5'0".
Your Guts in Mine
17-12-2007, 04:25
5'0".
Oh, well that's no good. To tall for furniture, and your organs would be too short for the black market.
Grainne Ni Malley
17-12-2007, 04:27
$5290.

My husband just asked me, "Is that per pound?". :eek:

Makes me very nervous.
Rotten bacon
17-12-2007, 04:43
$6745 ha!!!
Ciaphas Cain
17-12-2007, 04:52
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5105! Doesn't that make you feel great?"

No, not really. As a living legend I'm worth millions. Simply thinking of my dead body makes me feel a little uncomfortable.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 04:55
Simply thinking of my dead body makes me feel a little uncomfortable.What about us simply thinking of your dead body? I mean, One is the loneliest number, huh?
Wzzt
17-12-2007, 05:06
I'm worth $5565.

I wonder if that has anything to do with my larger-than-average head...
Neesika
17-12-2007, 05:09
I wonder how many of you are lying about your smoking/drinking/eyesight/etc.
Wilgrove
17-12-2007, 05:15
Whooo! My Goldenhar Syndrome Body is worth $6590!

$6745 ha!!!

Nooooo! My body is sussposed to be worth more because I have a rare condition! :(
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 05:15
I wonder how many of you are lying about your smoking/drinking/eyesight/etc.

Totally.
Of course, some people also call wrinkles "character lines" :p
Neesika
17-12-2007, 05:18
Ok I managed to get a $6025 after lying about my height, my vision, my body type (claiming muscular), my drinking (saying never), and my length of hair. Other than that, all my other responses were the same. Hmmmm.
Leptromony
17-12-2007, 05:29
How much is my body worth?

Well, I've sold numerous times for about a hundred and.....

Oh wait, is that not what this is asking?

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By the quiz, I'm worth $4900
Kohara
17-12-2007, 05:33
$5,115.

I wonder if I could charge that much as a prostitute.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 05:47
$5,115.

I wonder if I could charge that much as a prostitute.

No time like the present!
Reasonstanople
17-12-2007, 05:54
$5250.

All those of you who beat $6000, what is it, are you all tall vegans?
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 05:58
All those of you who beat $6000, what is it, are you all tall vegans?

Close - Triffids.
*nods*
Wilgrove
17-12-2007, 05:59
$5250.

All those of you who beat $6000, what is it, are you all tall vegans?

Nah, I just have a rare disorder. :D
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
17-12-2007, 07:13
Only $4790. :(

Too bad my fillings are all porcelain - with the price of gold appreciating at the rate it is, I might've added a few bucks. Also, I don't know why I'm worth less for being on ibuprofen/codeine/other things. Bogus.
Endopolis
17-12-2007, 07:30
$5075. Woo...hoo?

$5800!
Bitches!

$4565

:(

$5000.00

I'm worth $4815!

$5400.
Pwned! *nod*

Turns out I'm worth $4665!

What is it with you guys? You must be all overweight! I'm worth 3915!
Karthanum
17-12-2007, 07:41
I'm worth $5750. I don't know whether this should make me glad or horrified.
OceanDrive2
17-12-2007, 08:05
How much is YOUR body worth?To be honest, I gave myself for free a couple of times this week..

I get very horny around Christmas, and I love those office parties, all my friends know that (they dont know I am so horny, they know I love office parties) and they invite me to their Office parties. :fluffle:
Vetalia
17-12-2007, 08:38
To be honest, I gave myself for free a couple of times this week..

I get very horny around Christmas, and I love those office parties, all my friends know that (they dont know I am so horny, they know I love office parties) and they invite me to their Office parties. :fluffle:

OceanDrive, you are a lecherous fiend. You're still worth more than me, though...damn thing's given me an error every single time.
OceanDrive2
17-12-2007, 08:42
OceanDrive, you are a lecherous fiend. You're still worth more than me, though...damn thing's given me an error every single time.Some of the best things life has to offer.. are free :fluffle:
--for everything else there is MasterCard©-- :D


BTW I have signed the organ donor thing.. So I am forever free.
Pepe Dominguez
17-12-2007, 09:51
BTW I have signed the organ donor thing.. So I am forever free.

That's what they want you to do... you're playing the game, man. Organs are valuable, and they know it. I get top dollar for my body fluids. Settling for less is for suckers. I won't even mention the bloodmobile, the biggest racket of them all. :eek:
Kyott
17-12-2007, 10:38
Only 3540? I feel cheap :(
Voxio
17-12-2007, 12:24
$4765, but I'm willing to let it go for three easy payments of $39.95.
Callisdrun
17-12-2007, 12:43
Damn, I thought this was going to somehow be linked to prostitution. :(

Turns out it's just about selling corpses.
New Drakonia
17-12-2007, 12:47
Damn, I thought this was going to somehow be linked to prostitution. :(

Turns out it's just about selling corpses.

It can be both. *wink wink nudge nudge saynomore saynomore*
Das Gemeinwesen
17-12-2007, 13:32
Well, according to this website, mine is $6,000. However...

I have a friend who's brother works doing bio research, so part of his job is to buy and sell body parts. She says that one can get $10,000 just for an arthritic knuckle. So, something tells me that site is just a bit off.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-12-2007, 15:26
$4240. A bargain. :cool:
Risottia
17-12-2007, 15:31
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4500!

Creepy...
Ariddia
17-12-2007, 15:34
I'm worth 5365!

I'm worth $5375, it tells me. Ha!
Kriki
17-12-2007, 15:57
YAY!
I'm worth $5,265!
lol
Maraque
17-12-2007, 15:59
$6300.
Kriki
17-12-2007, 15:59
What is it with you guys? You must be all overweight! I'm worth 3915!

Actually, YOU must be overweight. The heavier you are, the less valuable your body is because of all the diseases commonly associated with obesity. Besides, the organs have to work harder than with a slim or average sized person, so they are not in their best condition.
Tagmatium
17-12-2007, 15:59
Why the hell does the length of one's hair matter?
Ancient Borea
17-12-2007, 15:59
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6100!

I win.



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