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Celine Dion?

Tornar
16-12-2007, 18:58
Well? Do you like her music? (Yes that is a joke)Answer me!
Hydesland
16-12-2007, 19:01
No, no I don't.
United Beleriand
16-12-2007, 19:02
Well? Do you like her music? (Yes that is a joke)Answer me!A few songs. The rest is just pathetic mush. Her 5-year-contract in Vegas is up, right?
Marrakech II
16-12-2007, 19:03
Celine is coming to my area to do a concert. My wife just announced yesterday that she isn't going to miss this concert. So apparently that means I have to go and listen through a whole concert of Celine Dion. :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
16-12-2007, 19:04
Celine is coming to my area to do a concert. My wife just announced yesterday that she isn't going to miss this concert. So apparently that means I have to go and listen through a whole concert of Celine Dion. :eek:

Bring pies. :)
Marrakech II
16-12-2007, 19:06
Bring pies. :)

Hmmm, if I bought you a plane ticket to Seattle? :D
Poloxmer
16-12-2007, 19:06
well, looks like ^^^^ is a little whipped. I feel for you, man. Maybe bring an ipod or something to get you through it.

I would probably do anything to get out of going to a Celine Dion concert.
Dododecapod
16-12-2007, 19:14
Some of her stuff is good. In general, I consider a walking example of Sturgeon's Law.
Neesika
16-12-2007, 19:14
I hate her so much....and I was thrilled when we expelled her from Canada to take up residence in Vegas....until I actually went to Vegas and was accosted on every side by huge posters of her. It was horrible!
Lunatic Goofballs
16-12-2007, 19:18
Hmmm, if I bought you a plane ticket to Seattle? :D

Hmm... While I'm there, I can piss on Kurt Cobain's grave. :)
Marrakech II
16-12-2007, 19:23
Hmm... While I'm there, I can piss on Kurt Cobain's grave. :)

Well you could do that but I would not be anywhere near you because you would probably be crucified. Cobain is Jesus up here you know.
Fassitude
16-12-2007, 19:31
Vous donnez moi ma chance, je veux chanter moi aussi! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8pEYw8PcBas) :D

Of course she won. Sur des rayons, sur des soleils, sur des chansons, sur des merveilles...
Neesika
16-12-2007, 19:33
Of course she won.

Because Eurovision is pure cheese, and she is fromage of the highest order.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-12-2007, 19:36
Well you could do that but I would not be anywhere near you because you would probably be crucified. Cobain is Jesus up here you know.

It would almost be worth it.

Drug-saturated Seattle Musicians: Jimi Hendrix > Kurt Cobain.

Jimi would protect me. *nod*
Neesika
16-12-2007, 19:37
Well you could do that but I would not be anywhere near you because you would probably be crucified. Cobain is Jesus up here you know.

Down there. You are beneath Canada.
Vandal-Unknown
16-12-2007, 19:41
Dear Santa,

Do you like Celine Dion? Cause if you don't, the Canadians win.

:)
Bann-ed
16-12-2007, 19:42
I like the other Dion better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuIMeHv9aHU)
Fassitude
16-12-2007, 19:59
Because Eurovision is pure cheese, and she is fromage of the highest order.

Oh, you haven't heard cheese until you've heard what she sang as a girl. You know, I would just die if I could ever get you to sing Hello Mr. Sam (http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Sam) to me.
Marrakech II
16-12-2007, 20:00
Down there. You are beneath Canada.

The modern world ends at the border. Canada is just woods and natives as far as Americans are concerned. :p
Kyronea
16-12-2007, 20:35
Well? Do you like her music? (Yes that is a joke)Answer me!

I have no opinion on her whatsoever.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-12-2007, 20:40
The modern world ends at the border. Canada is just woods and natives as far as Americans are concerned. :p

Best description I've ever heard for real: "Canada? Those are the hockey guys, right?"
OceanDrive2
16-12-2007, 22:38
Celine Dion?No.







enuff said
:D
Intestinal fluids
16-12-2007, 22:41
I invented a game for her. The goal is to go to Montreal, where Dion is from, and find a breakfast diner where her picture isnt signed and nailed to the wall somewhere. That girl must really pack it in.
CanuckHeaven
17-12-2007, 06:06
Well? Do you like her music? (Yes that is a joke)Answer me!
Actually, I love her music. It is your poll that sucks!! :p
CanuckHeaven
17-12-2007, 06:18
Be prepared America to here a lot of this song:

You and I - Celine Dion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMXT3sg3Mc)

I picture Hilary moving towards the winner's podium with this song blaring in the background!! :D
Neesika
17-12-2007, 06:36
Oh, you haven't heard cheese until you've heard what she sang as a girl. You know, I would just die if I could ever get you to sing Hello Mr. Sam (http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Sam) to me.

Never.

Unless you'd have sex with me after/during/whatever.
Fassitude
17-12-2007, 07:29
Never.

Unless you'd have sex with me after/during/whatever.

A fate worse than death. No fair.
Naturality
17-12-2007, 08:48
No. She might have a good voice.. but I can't get passed the shitty music to tell.