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Body type

Zilam
16-12-2007, 07:37
What type of body do you have? I would say I have an average size body, maybe a few pounds over.

For the Poll:

Skin and Bones: Very Skinny
Scrawny: Skinny.
Athletic: Fit/in shape.
Muscular: Lots of muscles.
Average: Not fat, not skinny, but just right.
husky: A little overweight, but not obese.
Obese: Extremely overweight.
Vetalia
16-12-2007, 07:44
Husky, although it's pretty evenly distributed. If I shed some weight I'd be comfortably in the average range, but it's not worth the time right now...
Wilgrove
16-12-2007, 07:50
I am Muscular! :D
CthulhuFhtagn
16-12-2007, 08:03
I look like a scarecrow.
Sarrowquand
16-12-2007, 08:06
I would quite like to gain a bit of weight. 1st option.
Zayun2
16-12-2007, 08:09
You needed a check list! When you're muscular, you're overweight!
Kyronea
16-12-2007, 08:24
What type of body do you have? I would say I have an average size body, maybe a few pounds over.

For the Poll:

Skin and Bones: Very Skinny
Scrawny: Skinny.
Athletic: Fit/in shape.
Muscular: Lots of muscles.
Average: Not fat, not skinny, but just right.
husky: A little overweight, but not obese.
Obese: Extremely overweight.

At the moment it probably still qualifies as obese despite my losing thirty pounds.
Dundee-Fienn
16-12-2007, 09:33
You needed a check list! When you're muscular, you're overweight!

Not necessarily. My little brother is all muscle but incredibly slim
Amor Pulchritudo
16-12-2007, 09:51
i'm sort-of curvy.
Arcticity
16-12-2007, 10:16
Average....
Amarenthe
16-12-2007, 10:18
I'm somewhere between average a little on the curvy side. Not my *ideal* curves, though.
Posi
16-12-2007, 10:21
I'm husky as of now. I'm using Christmas break to get into that muscular category...
Endopolis
16-12-2007, 10:56
I haven't got a 6 pack! I've got an 8 pack! :p
Newer Burmecia
16-12-2007, 12:19
Bmi 20.71.:)
Laerod
16-12-2007, 12:20
I usually get "scrawny" thrown at me by girls that see me naked.
The Brevious
16-12-2007, 12:29
What type of body do you have? I would say I have an average size body, maybe a few pounds over.

For the Poll:

Skin and Bones: Very Skinny
Scrawny: Skinny.
Athletic: Fit/in shape.
Muscular: Lots of muscles.
Average: Not fat, not skinny, but just right.
husky: A little overweight, but not obese.
Obese: Extremely overweight.'Twixt muscular and husky (used to weight lift and several years of strenuous torso work) + barrel chested.
The Brevious
16-12-2007, 12:30
I'm somewhere between average a little on the curvy side. Not my *ideal* curves, though.

So how many arguments do you think you'll get from your "average" statement? :p
SaintB
16-12-2007, 13:21
AT one point I had a lot of muscle mass but was not what most consider a muscular build... now I'm flabby... I've always been huskey sized
Jello Biafra
16-12-2007, 13:23
Somewhere between average and husky.
Maraque
16-12-2007, 13:26
*looks at body*

Husky me says.
Yootopia
16-12-2007, 13:29
If 'Husky' means "a bit lardy", then Husky it is. I let myself go a bit in Winter :(
Abdju
16-12-2007, 13:32
I used to be a short, dark and look slightly beyond half starved. Now I'm short, dark and look kinda hungry. I think it counts as progress :D
IL Ruffino
16-12-2007, 13:47
I'm just fat.
Chandelier
16-12-2007, 14:58
I put scrawny.
Smunkeeville
16-12-2007, 15:01
Endomorphic.
Resijo
16-12-2007, 15:09
what happens when a weight lifter and football player gets married and starts teaching oh yeah and starts to eat regularly. you get me. husky with visible remnants of heavy muscle mass. So husky it is for me. :cool:
Smunkeeville
16-12-2007, 15:11
what happens when a weight lifter and football player gets married and starts teaching oh yeah and starts to eat regularly. you get me. husky with visible remnants of heavy muscle mass. So husky it is for me. :cool:

that's what happened to hubby, he was quite thin when we met, but suddenly after we married I started feeding him breakfast, lunch, dinner.... and also I cut into his gym time with things like sex........he got a little tubby. He is back to his athletic (although not as thin) self now.....
The Redist Moon
16-12-2007, 15:11
Muscular here.
Cameroi
16-12-2007, 15:13
all of the options in the poll are not default forms but constant variances.

the type of life form i currently occupy is of the hydrated cellular variety.

=^^=
.../\...
Ariddia
16-12-2007, 15:14
Scrawny people of NSG, unite! :)
Mad hatters in jeans
16-12-2007, 15:34
I dont think it's accurate to put in husky and muscular (you could be both), there's no other option, i'd put myself not quite average but not particularly muscly, mind you your body is nothing without the mind behind it.
Sarkhaan
16-12-2007, 15:42
between athletic and muscular, slowly leaning toward muscular.
Isidoor
16-12-2007, 16:19
I don't know, I have muscular upper legs, skinny lower legs chest and arms, a beer belly, and normal face. I guess I'm a bit of everything. Athough I recently started swimming and I plan to start running when it gets less cold, after the exams probably, so I hope to be athletic in a year or something.
Upper Botswavia
16-12-2007, 16:38
...I am very warm and cuddly for cold nights (and I have all the right snuggly bits)...

I believe that says it all.
Creepy Lurker
16-12-2007, 16:48
I'm short(ish) but with a really broad chest. It makes me look fatter than I am. Makes the ol' man-boobs look worse than they are as well.

Plus-side is that I have a huge lung capacity (when I'm in shape).
Darknovae
16-12-2007, 17:53
I'm somehwere between scrawny and average.
Tornar
16-12-2007, 18:02
Why don't you use the Vedic body types? There's probably tests out there on the internet.
Zilam
16-12-2007, 20:49
I'm somewhere between average a little on the curvy side. Not my *ideal* curves, though.


Curves are always ideal ;)
Skaladora
16-12-2007, 20:53
I'm slim AND athletic. Slender yet cut, with a 4-pack flat stomach. Think of a non-competitive swimmer's build.

I put in athletic anyway.
Euroslavia
16-12-2007, 21:01
At the moment it probably still qualifies as obese despite my losing thirty pounds.

Give yourself some more credit. Losing 30 pounds is quite an achievement. :)
Das Gemeinwesen
16-12-2007, 21:04
Not fat enough to be considered Husky, not skinny enough to be considered Average. I marked average, though, since most of my weight is on account of me being very curvy.
The Vuhifellian States
16-12-2007, 21:08
I usually get "scrawny" thrown at me by girls that see me naked.

Girls usually call the cops when they see me naked.

Anyway, kind of husky, I look big and strong, but I have all the upper body strength of a middle schooler. My legs are pretty solid muscle, though.
New Birds
16-12-2007, 23:52
I'm probably average. Maybe a bit thinner than average, but then I'm taller than average, so it balances out.
Ultraviolent Radiation
16-12-2007, 23:54
Incorporeal entity.
Potarius
17-12-2007, 02:21
I'm athletic with lots of lean body mass and legs made of steel... However, my stomach/chest area could definitely stand to gain some muscle mass.
Sarkhaan
17-12-2007, 02:31
I'm athletic with lots of lean body mass and legs made of steel... However, my stomach/chest area could definitely stand to gain some muscle mass.

nightly crunches and pushups work wonders. *nod*
Buristan
17-12-2007, 02:37
I'm a distance runner, and i can squat more than some of the kids on my schools football team. Funny, huh?
Pure Metal
17-12-2007, 02:40
I haven't got a 6 pack! I've got an 8 pack! :p

oh yeah? well i got a keg ;)

"husky" it is, though technically i'm obese. i just don't look it. should really stand to lose between 30 and 40 pounds.

think rugby player build and that's me (just a lot less fit). stocky, broad shoulders, not overly tall, quite muscular/strong, good sprinter, Welsh...
Neesika
17-12-2007, 02:49
I usually get "scrawny" thrown at me by girls that see me naked.

Pix or it's all lies!

I'm average, not scrawny, not fat...but quite petite. I'm only 5'0". Big ass, big tits tho...so yeah, definitely not scrawny.
Zilam
17-12-2007, 02:50
What she said:

Pix or it's all lies!

I'm average, not scrawny, not fat...but quite petite. I'm only 5'0". Big ass, big tits tho...so yeah, definitely not scrawny.


What I heard:

Big ass, big tits

:p
Neesika
17-12-2007, 02:54
:p
Posi
17-12-2007, 03:08
Pix or it's all lies!

I'm average, not scrawny, not fat...but quite petite. I'm only 5'0". Big ass, big tits tho...so yeah, definitely not scrawny.You know you are technically a midget in the US. They draw the line at 5'3 IIRC.
Zilam
17-12-2007, 03:13
You know you are technically a midget in the US. They draw the line at 5'3 IIRC.

I don't think that's true. I thought it was 4'11, but then I just read something called the midget manifesto, and it said that it was anyone that was 127 cm (50 inches). Wiki says that it is for a male 132 cm and for a gal 123 cm.
Neesika
17-12-2007, 03:15
You know you are technically a midget in the US. They draw the line at 5'3 IIRC.

Like I give a shit.

I want a little filipina girlfriend that's 4'8". If that classifies as midget sex, I guess I'm all for it.
Neesika
17-12-2007, 03:16
I don't think that's true. I thought it was 4'11, but then I just read something called the midget manifesto, and it said that it was anyone that was 127 cm (50 inches). Wiki says that it is for a male 132 cm and for a gal 123 cm.

Sorry, I know we're supposed to be metric, but height is only comprehensible to me in feet and inches.
Zilam
17-12-2007, 03:16
Like I give a shit.

I want a little filipina girlfriend that's 4'8". If that classifies as midget sex, I guess I'm all for it.


-raises hand- So am I!
Zilam
17-12-2007, 03:18
Sorry, I know we're supposed to be metric, but height is only comprehensible to me in feet and inches.

Okay well for a girl, the 123 cm is about 4'0-4'1, while for the guy 132 is roughly 4'3-4'4.
Ciaphas Cain
17-12-2007, 04:28
The hero type. Muscular yet athletic. It's all the work-out I get while on duty.
Potarius
17-12-2007, 04:39
You know you are technically a midget in the US. They draw the line at 5'3 IIRC.

Nah, they draw the line at anything directly below 5'0". This applies to both males and females. This is, of course, in the legal sense of the term. Being blind and being legally blind are two different things, just as being a midget and legally being a midget are.

So Sin is still a boring, mundane, run-of-the-mill Normie.
Bann-ed
17-12-2007, 04:39
Biped.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 04:41
So Sin is still a boring, mundane, run-of-the-mill Normie.

Glutton for punishment, eh?
Potarius
17-12-2007, 04:43
Glutton for punishment, eh?

I don't quite follow...

...Do keep in mind that I haven't had much food today, and I also had a very potent energy drink, which has obviously soaked into my bloodstream and caused a bit of an "imbalance". I'm quite fidgety and my mind can't focus as well as it normally does.

Don't let my posts at this moment fool you --- I'm trying very hard to concentrate just to hit the right keys here. :p
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 04:52
I don't quite follow...

...Do keep in mind that I haven't had much food today, and I also had a very potent energy drink, which has obviously soaked into my bloodstream and caused a bit of an "imbalance". I'm quite fidgety and my mind can't focus as well as it normally does.

Don't let my posts at this moment fool you --- I'm trying very hard to concentrate just to hit the right keys here. :p

Maybe she'll have mercy, then ...?
Neesika
17-12-2007, 05:05
So Sin is still a boring, mundane, run-of-the-mill Normie.

Yes! That is exactly what I am:)
Amarenthe
17-12-2007, 05:17
Curves are always ideal ;)

You're officially my go-to for my daily confidence boost, eh? ;) Smooches for you!


So how many arguments do you think you'll get from your "average" statement? :p

Well, I didn't say it so people would disagree with me. :p If you're going by the OP's description, then yeah, I'm about average. Certainly not skinny. Or even slim. I'm huggable, I suppose. Squishy in most of the right places.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 05:28
Well, I didn't say it so people would disagree with me. :p If you *were*, i'd say MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Squishy in most of the right places.Sigworthy!
Zilam
17-12-2007, 05:33
You're officially my go-to for my daily confidence boost, eh? ;) Smooches for you!



:fluffle:

Hooray! :)
Jeruselem
17-12-2007, 05:40
Scrawny, I think.
Midlauthia
17-12-2007, 05:49
that's what happened to hubby, he was quite thin when we met, but suddenly after we married I started feeding him breakfast, lunch, dinner.... and also I cut into his gym time with things like sex........he got a little tubby. He is back to his athletic (although not as thin) self now.....
Lol.

I'm pretty athletic...although leaning more to the skinny athletic as a runner.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 05:51
:fluffle:

Hooray! :)

Told ya!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13298499&postcount=20
Now, just don't bring up your sensitivity regarding cats, and you should be alright. :p
Zilam
17-12-2007, 06:02
Told ya!
Now, just don't bring up your sensitivity regarding cats, and you should be alright. :p

Hahah. Do you think it would be wrong to talk about my fetish for women in princess Leia metal bikinis? :p
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 06:04
Hahah. Do you think it would be wrong to talk about my fetish for women in princess Leia metal bikinis? :p

I don't think "wrong" would be the word, since you'd be in a solid majority of frequent internet users and forum members who feel the same way ... adamantly, at that. :)
Bann-ed
17-12-2007, 06:08
I don't think "wrong" would be the word, since you'd be in a solid majority of frequent internet users and forum members who feel the same way ... adamantly, at that. :)

Meh..
Jabba could pull off the look much better IMO.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 06:28
Meh..
Jabba could pull off the look much better IMO.

Only the part with the chain ...
And i should add that i *think* Zi meant the idea of PEOPLE dressing up like Leia ... not people dressing up like Jabba (although whatever floats yer boat *shrug*)
Or Jabba dressing up like Leia, which perhaps you meant, which can be reproduced on a smaller scale with a banana slug.
FYI, banana slugs like to roll around with each other but are actually asexual in their reproduction, typically.
http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0515/4490722_200X150.jpg
Bann-ed
17-12-2007, 06:53
Or Jabba dressing up like Leia, which perhaps you meant, which can be reproduced on a smaller scale with a banana slug.

That one.

Pfft.. size matters.
The Brevious
17-12-2007, 07:11
That one.

Pfft.. size matters.*would scream "TECHNIQUE" but won't for fear of ridicule*
Amarenthe
17-12-2007, 10:33
If you *were*, i'd say MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Sigworthy!

Awww, haha, that would be a first for me!

:fluffle:

Hooray! :)

*tears of joy* And this, my first NSG fluffle... oh, what a day, what a day. ;)

I love this commitment to post more, because I'm so used to just lurking in the background that I feel like my mind blocks out anything productive to say... >_>

But I like your "I don't believe in Santa until he gives me a girlfriend". ;) Fully feel you, there. Except not so much, you know, a girlfriend.

Maybe if you're good, he'll leave a pretty girl with a bow on her head under the tree!

*would scream "TECHNIQUE" but won't for fear of ridicule*

Eh, it's a little of both. Can't do much with one without the other.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 04:29
*tears of joy* And this, my first NSG fluffle... oh, what a day, what a day. ;)

I love this commitment to post more, because I'm so used to just lurking in the background that I feel like my mind blocks out anything productive to say... >_>

But I like your "I don't believe in Santa until he gives me a girlfriend". ;) Fully feel you, there. Except not so much, you know, a girlfriend.

Maybe if you're good, he'll leave a pretty girl with a bow on her head under the tree!




Well, if I were to get a girl that was at least half your beauty, I think I would have to consider it a great Christmas ;) :D
JuNii
19-12-2007, 04:36
I haven't got a 6 pack! I've got an 8 pack! :p

hah... got ya beat. I got a KEG!

not obease, but portly.
Zilam
19-12-2007, 05:54
hah... got ya beat. I got a KEG!

not obease, but portly.

Portly. I like the sound of that for some odd reason. I think I might call my dad that. I remember I used to use his belly as a pillow when I was a wee little man.
The Brevious
19-12-2007, 08:43
Awww, haha, that would be a first for me!
Hopefully, one of many. :)

Eh, it's a little of both. Can't do much with one without the other.Well, to be fair, there's a lot of folk who like their partners/friends/SO's to wear them as moustaches .... :p

Oh yeah, i recall a special method of posting Zilam uses on occasion. :D
The Brevious
19-12-2007, 08:47
Portly. I like the sound of that for some odd reason. I think I might call my dad that. I remember I used to use his belly as a pillow when I was a wee little man.

"Port" sounds better. Good drinkie.
Amarenthe
19-12-2007, 09:31
Well, if I were to get a girl that was at least half your beauty, I think I would have to consider it a great Christmas ;) :D

Maybe I'll send you a picture. ;) With a bow on my head. We'll see. If you're reeeeeally good. I'll have to consult with Santa.


Oh yeah, i recall a special method of posting Zilam uses on occasion. :D

Anything that involves the word "special", I'm going to to leave alone. :p
Potarius
19-12-2007, 09:47
Yes! That is exactly what I am:)

See, Brevious? I told you.
Risottia
19-12-2007, 10:18
Husky, I'd say (10% over my ideal mass) - being tall is a huge benefit, you can hide a lot of fat.
Grave_n_idle
19-12-2007, 10:25
What type of body do you have? I would say I have an average size body, maybe a few pounds over.

For the Poll:

Skin and Bones: Very Skinny
Scrawny: Skinny.
Athletic: Fit/in shape.
Muscular: Lots of muscles.
Average: Not fat, not skinny, but just right.
husky: A little overweight, but not obese.
Obese: Extremely overweight.

I have the heroic physique of a demi-god.

And, to keep it that way, I have protectively covered it in a layer of fat....

:D
Zilam
19-12-2007, 21:41
Maybe I'll send you a picture. ;) With a bow on my head. We'll see. If you're reeeeeally good. I'll have to consult with Santa.

So, how would I go about being reeeeeally good? 'Cause I think I would have fun unwrapping you on Christmas morning :p

(Cheesy lines ftw) :D


Anything that involves the word "special", I'm going to to leave alone. :p

Pay no attention to Brevious. He is just jealous that I am not paying as much attention to him anymore. :p
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2007, 21:47
I've got very little of anything to me, it's odd. I'm 10st, my bones stick out in a couple of places and exercise seems to make me stronger but skinnier. So which is that on the list?
[NS]Khaban
19-12-2007, 21:50
What type of body do you have? I would say I have an average size body, maybe a few pounds over.

For the Poll:

Skin and Bones: Very Skinny
Scrawny: Skinny.
Athletic: Fit/in shape.
Muscular: Lots of muscles.
Average: Not fat, not skinny, but just right.
husky: A little overweight, but not obese.
Obese: Extremely overweight.

I'm skin and bones (woohoow I'm a DVD :))
Well my BMI 17.5
Law Abiding Criminals
19-12-2007, 22:25
I'm a big fat guy. 6'3" (191cm) and 276 lbs (124 kg). I need to lose a few.
Ravea
19-12-2007, 23:38
There are five levels of fat and five levels of skinny.

5 Levels of Fat
-Healthy
-Husky
-Chunky
-Fluffy
-DAAAAAMN!

5 Levels of Skinny
-Healthy
-Slim
-Skinny
-Scrawny
-Snapped like a twig

I consider myself somewhere between slim and skinny.
Sarkhaan
20-12-2007, 00:00
There are five levels of fat and five levels of skinny.

5 Levels of Fat
-Healthy
-Husky
-Chunky
-Fluffy
-DAAAAAMN!

5 Levels of Skinny
-Healthy
-Slim
-Skinny
-Scrawny
-Snapped like a twig

I consider myself somewhere between slim and skinny.

What about levels of muscular?
I'd say probably something like this:
toned
built
cut
ripped
jacked

or something like that
Vojvodina-Nihon
20-12-2007, 00:04
5'11" ish, and under 125 lbs. I can barely lift my little brother's school backpack sometimes.
Submarine Fields
20-12-2007, 00:04
I don't know, by girl standards I think I'm average but I might be a bit more on the scrawny side - but I'm taller than a lot of girls so I don't know.
Uturn
20-12-2007, 00:18
At the moment?
Very unfit, but I definitely don't look it.
I have wasted muscle mass from chronic illness, but before I was sick I was pretty darn fit and athletic. I have a few more curves than I used to though, but they are all most all in the right places so...
I'd say I look average maybe?
:confused:
Jayate
20-12-2007, 01:29
I'm in between "Average" and "Husky", leaning more to the Husky side. If you were to distribute it, it would be 30% Average and 70% Husky (if that makes any sense).
Cabra West
20-12-2007, 12:36
Fat.
Simple as that. :D
And perfectly happy with it, too.
Bottle
20-12-2007, 16:52
I'm short in stature with medium bone structure. I'd say I'm average in build, certainly not skinny but also not particularly round. I would like to claim an athletic build but I can only do so if videogames can be considered a sport.
Imperio Mexicano
20-12-2007, 16:53
I'm far from fat, but it wouldn't hurt for me to lose 10-15 pounds, either.
The Gay Street Militia
21-12-2007, 00:06
It's hard to say definitively because "average" is difficult to quantify. Given that-- what-- 40% of Americans and 30ish% of Canadians are medically considered overweight or obese, that skews the average. The word "average" isn't the same thing as halfway between opposite extremes, it's a statistical term. So given obesity rates, the "average" physique is probably 5, 10, 15 lbs or so above the medical profession's "ideal weight." But then, also, there's the fact that this is an international forum so standards will vary across cultures.


Anyway, given my understanding of "average" I'd lean towards "athletic" for myself. 6', 171 lbs and 10.6% body fat (whereas the average US adult male is like 19%). Pic's @ http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AUGESLE&key=BYH
SoWiBi
21-12-2007, 11:17
It's hard to say definitively because "average" is difficult to quantify. Given that-- what-- 40% of Americans and 30ish% of Canadians are medically considered overweight or obese, that skews the average. The word "average" isn't the same thing as halfway between opposite extremes, it's a statistical term. So given obesity rates, the "average" physique is probably 5, 10, 15 lbs or so above the medical profession's "ideal weight." But then, also, there's the fact that this is an international forum so standards will vary across cultures.


I always find myself short of patience with people who appear to not only not have read the thread, but even seem to have ignored the OP.


For the Poll:

Skin and Bones: Very Skinny
Scrawny: Skinny.
Athletic: Fit/in shape.
Muscular: Lots of muscles.
Average: Not fat, not skinny, but just right.
husky: A little overweight, but not obese.
Obese: Extremely overweight.

Now you sure can say that that's a bit blurry around the edges still, but it counters your argument about 'average' as in the statistical concept, because Zilam makes it clear that's not what he's striving for.