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So last night, I couldn't sleep so I turned on the Spike Channel, and what should be on but "Santa's Slay". The best Holiday film EVER! The premise is that Santa is actually the spawn of Satan. The Spawn of Satan lost a bet to an Angel, and thereforth has to be nice and spread cheer and goodwill for a 1,000 year. However, the 1,000 year punishment is now up and he is now seeking revenge upon the Angel. He goes to Hell Township to find the Angel and do some slaying in the process.

This is probably the Cheesiest Holiday movie of all time. When I say Cheesy, I mean Cheesy. Hell the Reindeer monster didn't exactly move when the sled was up in the air, it stood perfectly still. However, this movie has a bunch of one liners that just makes you laugh. This movie is Cheesy, it knows it's cheesy and it revels in it!

Some of my favorite Lines Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer.

Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!
Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.

We're trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that?

Santa's Slay is the Best Holiday Movie EVER! :D

You watch the Spike Channel?

You watch the Spike Channel?

That used to be TNN, you know. There used to actually be some interesting stuff on it. There still is, in the form of Star Trek.

I say the best holiday film ever is Saving Private Ryan.

Nothing brings up the ole' christmas spirit like flaming Nazi's!

Bad Santa

Isn't that Goldberg? Anything with that guy in it must suck!

This movie is Cheesy, it knows it's cheesy and it revels in it!

Some of my favorite Lines
Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!
Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.

Ya got me. Now i want to see it too!

Ya got me. Now i want to see it too!

It's not worth it. Trust me.

It's not worth it. Trust me.

Ever seen "Eating Raoul", "Bad Taste", or "Pink Flamingos"?
They have their moments.

It's not worth it. Trust me.

Even for a cheesy movie (which it's obviously is), it's still worth to see IMHO.

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

Army of darkness is the best :)

without a doubt I will be renting this movie.... Thank you for the good plug...

The Hebrew Hammer (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/)

The best holiday movie is The Ref. The only close second is The Hebrew Hammer as said above.

So last night, I couldn't sleep so I turned on the Spike Channel, and what should be on but "Santa's Slay". The best Holiday film EVER! The premise is that Santa is actually the spawn of Satan. The Spawn of Satan lost a bet to an Angel, and thereforth has to be nice and spread cheer and goodwill for a 1,000 year. However, the 1,000 year punishment is now up and he is now seeking revenge upon the Angel. He goes to Hell Township to find the Angel and do some slaying in the process.

This is probably the Cheesiest Holiday movie of all time. When I say Cheesy, I mean Cheesy. Hell the Reindeer monster didn't exactly move when the sled was up in the air, it stood perfectly still. However, this movie has a bunch of one liners that just makes you laugh. This movie is Cheesy, it knows it's cheesy and it revels in it!

Some of my favorite Lines





Santa's Slay is the Best Holiday Movie EVER! :D

Consider it neflixed.

Bad Santa

Love that one!

So last night, I couldn't sleep so I turned on the Spike Channel, and what should be on but "Santa's Slay". The best Holiday film EVER! The premise is that Santa is actually the spawn of Satan. The Spawn of Satan lost a bet to an Angel, and thereforth has to be nice and spread cheer and goodwill for a 1,000 year. However, the 1,000 year punishment is now up and he is now seeking revenge upon the Angel. He goes to Hell Township to find the Angel and do some slaying in the process.

This is probably the Cheesiest Holiday movie of all time. When I say Cheesy, I mean Cheesy. Hell the Reindeer monster didn't exactly move when the sled was up in the air, it stood perfectly still. However, this movie has a bunch of one liners that just makes you laugh. This movie is Cheesy, it knows it's cheesy and it revels in it!

Some of my favorite Lines





Santa's Slay is the Best Holiday Movie EVER! :D

Best holiday film is either "Nightmare Before Christmas" or "The Muppet Christmas Carol".

"The Muppet Christmas Carol".

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:D

Best holiday film is either "Nightmare Before Christmas" or "The Muppet Christmas Carol".

You should rent Santa's Slay then.

You should rent Santa's Slay then.

Errr... how does that add up? From what I've seen, Santa's Slay is closer to "Scarecrow" than anything else. And that movie blows goats.

That used to be TNN, you know. There used to actually be some interesting stuff on it. There still is, in the form of Star Trek. You don't say?

It's a wonderful life! that's final

If you re-arrange the letters in santa you get satan, scary huh?

You don't say?

Oh, but I do say.

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" ranks up there with "Plan 9 From Outer Space" among the worst movies ever made. All fans of cheesy-dom should find that one immediately!

"Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" ranks up there with "Plan 9 From Outer Space" among the worst movies ever made. All fans of cheesy-dom should find that one immediately!

Don't you mean, "ranks DOWN there"?

Die Hard is the ultimate Christmas movie.

Army of darkness is the best :) Yes, I agree. Die Hard is an awesome christmas movie.