NationStates Jolt Archive


The Mental Masturbation Thread

Cryptic Nightmare
15-12-2007, 23:50
Inspired by the taking conservatives to task on immigration thread, since it was nothing more than mental masturbation for open border nuts, here is a mental masturbation thread where you do nothing but get off about things...like the other thread no logic needed.
Kryozerkia
15-12-2007, 23:53
Yaoi manga... :) A great way to masturbate the mind.
The Sadisco Room
16-12-2007, 00:11
Suppose there exist four identical right triangles with hypotenuse length c, and legs length b and a, such that c > b > a. Let them be arranged so that the hypotenuses form the sides of a perfect square. This will result in a smaller square being formed in the center, with sides of length b-a.

Given the area of one of the triangles (1/2 * base * height = ab/2), the area of the larger square (c^2) and the area of the smaller square ( (b-a)^2 ), the following equation must hold:

c^2 = 4*(ab/2) + (b-a)^2

Further reduction gives:

c^2 = 2ab + b^2 - 2ab + a^2
c^2 = a^2 + b^2

Thus proving that in any right triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the lengths of the legs. QED.



....I'm really close now....
Vetalia
16-12-2007, 00:13
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
By: Peter Chimera

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
Vittos the City Sacker
16-12-2007, 00:16
I must have struck a nerve.

Self-awareness always comes with a price, but in the end it will make you a better man.
Vittos the City Sacker
16-12-2007, 00:34
I'm bad enough at just using my imagination now you want me to do math as well!?



http://hellishhumor.com/images/baby_dog.jpg

sweet
Call to power
16-12-2007, 00:35
I'm bad enough at just using my imagination now you want me to do math as well!?
Fassitude
16-12-2007, 00:37
Call to power, your hotlinking ways have given you just deserts. Your image says: "I am stupid bandwidth thief. Also I'm coward and little YELLOW SHIT!"
Quagpit
16-12-2007, 00:40
I must have struck a nerve............
Unstruck nerves are a waste. Strike on!
Call to power
16-12-2007, 00:43
Call to power, your hotlinking ways have given you just deserts. Your image says: "I am stupid bandwidth thief. Also I'm coward and little YELLOW SHIT!"

:eek:

buh, I don't see anything
Skaladora
16-12-2007, 00:45
Yaoi manga... :) A great way to masturbate the mind.

I <3 Yaoi
Fassitude
16-12-2007, 00:46
:eek:

buh, I don't see anything

http://i13.tinypic.com/7ys09it.png

Clear your cache - your browser isn't getting the redirected pic because it's fetching the undirected one from your harddrive because you've already downloaded the one you meant to show. The rest of us haven't and thus we get the image that the owner of the server uses to chastise bandwidth thieves such as yourself. Be lucky he didn't use tubgirl.
Call to power
16-12-2007, 00:53
http://i13.tinypic.com/7ys09it.png

Clear your cache - your browser isn't getting the redirected pic because it's fetching the undirected one from your harddrive because you've already downloaded the one you meant to show. The rest of us haven't and thus we get the image that the owner of the server uses to chastise bandwidth thieves such as yourself. Be lucky he didn't use tubgirl.

clearly I need to do more mental masturbation
Kryozerkia
16-12-2007, 00:55
I <3 Yaoi

All right! A guy with good taste!! :):):) Chinatown in Toronto has a couple of good stores that sell plenty of it.
Skaladora
16-12-2007, 00:55
All right! A guy with good taste!! :):):) Chinatown in Toronto has a couple of good stores that sell plenty of it.

I lack means of transportation to go there, and money to buy Yaoi with.

So I shall content myself with illegally downloading it over teh interwebz.
Fassitude
16-12-2007, 00:58
clearly I need to do more mental masturbation

Abstinence is a known failure.
Call to power
16-12-2007, 01:02
Abstinence is a known failure.

as is impotence :p
Fassitude
16-12-2007, 01:03
as is impotence :p

Both have effective remedies.
Kryozerkia
16-12-2007, 01:05
I lack means of transportation to go there, and money to buy Yaoi with.

So I shall content myself with illegally downloading it over teh interwebz.

TG me if you know a good place to find Kizuna from. ;)