NationStates Jolt Archive

Its that time of the year, an old year ends and a new one will begin in a few short weeks. What threads on this forum stick out in your mind over the last year? What ones were your favorites, what ones made you laugh or angry or think differently? This is just intended to be a fun thread to say goodbye to NSG 2007 :)

I don't know about individual threads, but FreedomAndGlory and Dixieanna were fun to watch.

The veterans day thread was pretty awesome, for the amount of yelling between all of the forum regulars.

Click Stand;13294128']The veterans day thread was pretty awesome, for the amount of yelling between all of the forum regulars.I completely missed that one. Maybe because I resisted temptation to enter it.

As for threads, there's that "You're stuck on an island with one other NSer" thread that comes to mind. Seems like only yesterday...

All of those epic thread steals.

i like cake.

Ah, nostalgia...

Some of the threads I started in January 2007:

Parrot's intelligence amazes scientists (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513219)

Trying to show that we Parisians aren't "arrogant"? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513473)

Turkmenistan's interim leader promises democracy & reforms (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513645)

Sealand: Country for sale! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513723)

Jesus Christ, King of Poland? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511992)

Pigs as pets in Russia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513943)

UK's existence is at risk, says Gordon Brown (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514306)

A totally irrelevant find (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514804)

"Canadians hold power in Somalia" (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515230)

25% of Americans await Christ's 2nd coming in 2007? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513052)

It was also the time of my rather short-lived NSG News24: the news thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514525) - which I will definitely revive as soon as I have time. :p ("Irreverent, irrelevant... NSG News24!")

And then there was this rather nifty thread by the Smunkee (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514805). ;)

LG's waterhose + JW's thread.

But my favorite NS forum thread would have to be the thread in Moderation where Gens Romae demanded the mods police Blasphemy.

my Favorite threads are the ones where the mods get spammy and have fun with the rest of us.

LG's waterhose + JW's thread.

But my favorite NS forum thread would have to be the thread in Moderation where Gens Romae demanded the mods police Blasphemy.=O

Can someone link to that? I'd love to read it.

The Cheese Thread:

US Government Murders Children (in David Koresh compound), Tortures (in Guantanamo).. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399)

Some of my best work. :cool:

The Cheese Thread:

US Government Murders Children (in David Koresh compound), Tortures (in Guantanamo).. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399)

Some of my best work. :cool:

Yea i was involved in that one. It was pretty funny.

My first year here was great, and I'll definately stick around. I don't really remeber any specific threads because there are so many. Although I really like the Vermont Might Seceed thread because of all the crazy,made-up scenarios where everyone seceeds and forms new countries. But there was a lot of good stuff.

=O

Can someone link to that? I'd love to read it.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532036

MTAE. Was he this year or last? Anyways, he was fun.

Any thread I made was the best.

There was this dude that I found hilarious, I can't remember his name, but he was continually threatening the mods, claiming he would get some secret government agency to close down NSG for some incredibly minor racism. Can anyone remember this better for me?

There was this dude that I found hilarious, I can't remember his name, but he was continually threatening the mods, claiming he would get some secret government agency to close down NSG for some incredibly minor racism. Can anyone remember this better for me?

I remember that. Claiming that NSG was racist and that his Government could shut it down.

*goes to search Moderation*

Any of the threads that got X rated.

Any of the threads that got X rated.

You're a weird sort of single-issue person.

You're a weird sort of single-issue person.

But you see, the X-ratedness of a thread transcends issues.

Any of the threads that got X rated.

Same as the previous year then. ;)

Same as the previous year then. ;)

And the one before that.

But you see, the X-ratedness of a thread transcends issues.

I prefer the other perspective, the one I often find you to lack, namely that most issues transcend X-ratedness.

And the one before that.

At least you can claim unwavering consistency.

There was this dude that I found hilarious, I can't remember his name, but he was continually threatening the mods, claiming he would get some secret government agency to close down NSG for some incredibly minor racism. Can anyone remember this better for me?

Found it.
Edwinasia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543131)
and here he's trying to blackmail the mods into deleting a thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543112)

and him as Evil Porn Stars (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543159&highlight=Evil+Porn+Stars)

Enjoy. :D

I prefer the other perspective, the one I often find you to lack, namely that most issues transcend X-ratedness.

*yawn*

Prefer it all you like. This thread is about our personal favourites, not about a general consensus.

Just remember. Anything you can do can be done better during sex.

As I remember it, you were all feminist and aggressive the year before last. X ratednesss being the last thing I associated you with. But meh.

Kehehehe, that's true, and you have a good memory.

See how NSG has peverted me?

And the one before that.

As I remember it, you were all feminist and aggressive the year before last. X ratednesss being the last thing I associated you with. But meh.

Babysitting?

Kids asleep, hot babysitter...yup.

*yawn*

Prefer it all you like. This thread is about our personal favourites, not about a general consensus.

Just remember. Anything you can do can be done better during sex.

Babysitting?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=540871

AB, stop your timewarping.

Found it.
Edwinasia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543131)
and here he's trying to blackmail the mods into deleting a thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543112)

and him as Evil Porn Stars (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543159&highlight=Evil+Porn+Stars)

Enjoy. :D

Classic. I remembered being too stunned by Eddie's complete obtusity to even submit a reply of "wha...?"

*yawn*

Prefer it all you like. This thread is about our personal favourites, not about a general consensus.

Just remember. Anything you can do can be done better during sex.

Juggling knives?

Just remember. Anything you can do can be done better during sex.

You really believe that bitching at you for your sex-centeredness, trying to bring across my best librarian moral index finger, would be done better during sex? I think that should be rather detrimental to the enjoyment of said activity.

Kids asleep, hot babysitter...yup.

That is not babysitting. Baby sitting is actively being responsible for the actions of a juvenile, or just plain sitting on a baby, either way, sex doesn't mix to well.

You really believe that bitching at you for your sex-centeredness, trying to bring across my best librarian moral index finger, would be done better during sex? I think that should be rather detrimental to the enjoyment of said activity.

I give great head. You could still bitch, I promise.

That is not babysitting. Baby sitting is actively being responsible for the actions of a juvenile, or just plain sitting on a baby, either way, sex doesn't mix to well.

acutally, babysitting is also being there "in case of emergency" that's why they are still paid for their time when the baby is asleep.

as for things being better during sex?

Race car driver.

That is not babysitting. Baby sitting is actively being responsible for the actions of a juvenile, or just plain sitting on a baby, either way, sex doesn't mix to well.

So wait...when my kids are asleep, the babysitter is no longer babysitting? I suppose I'm no longer parenting when my children are sleeping. So the consciousness of my children dictates my role, and the role of the babysitter? Interesting take on things.

I give great head. You could still bitch, I promise.

"Saint Finger is waving his Peter at you right now." :p

I give great head. You could still bitch, I promise.

Sorry, but I don't take head, so that's out. There will be no lecture about how I'm missing out necessary, thankyouverymuch.

*yawn*

Prefer it all you like. This thread is about our personal favourites, not about a general consensus.

Just remember. Anything you can do can be done better during sex.

Pro wrestling? It would certainly redefine 'powerslam'. :D

Sorry, but I don't take head, so that's out. There will be no lecture about how I'm missing out necessary, thankyouverymuch.

No worries, I'm not partial to receiving myself.

Don't take my word for it people...go try it out! Let me know how it goes.

Pro wrestling? It would certainly redefine 'powerslam'. :D

Moonsault
Spear
Gorilla Press
Stunner

and some of the pins that they use...

thanks LG for making Pro Wrestling interesting to me again.

Don't take my word for it people...go try it out! Let me know how it goes.

ok, I need a partner... you volunteering? :p

I give great head. You could still bitch, I promise.

I can't imagine doing anything in that situation but enjoying the flood of endorphins and lovely sensations to my sex-starved pleasure lobe. And bitching? How could a Neesika hummer be anything but a cure for anything someone might want to bitch about?

Don't take my word for it people...go try it out! Let me know how it goes.

Mostly in and out, or up and down, depending on the variety. Now you know.

Moonsault
Spear
Gorilla Press
Stunner

and some of the pins that they use...

thanks LG for making Pro Wrestling interesting to me again.

At your service. :)

I can't imagine doing anything in that situation but enjoying the flood of endorphins and lovely sensations to my sex-starved pleasure lobe. And bitching? How could a Neesika hummer be anything but a cure for anything someone might want to bitch about?

Don't worry, SoWiBi would find a way to hate it.

Anything you can do can be done better during sex.

Does that include posting on NSG? :eek:

Mostly in and out, or up and down, depending on the variety. Now you know.

Yeah but what were you doing during the sex? Using power tools? Driving a car? Rehearsing for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

Does that include posting on NSG? :eek:

If the hitachi counts as sex then yes.

Damn, have I hijacked another thread with sex talk? I honestly don't plan it that way...

Yeah but what were you doing during the sex? Using power tools? Driving a car? Rehearsing for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

Using power tools - check - tried that, it was still mostly up and down
Driving a car - not tried that one yet, but on a motorbike it was in and out

I don't do thespian stuff anyway.

Using power tools - check - tried that, it was still mostly up and down
Driving a car - not tried that one yet, but on a motorbike it was in and out

I don't do thespian stuff anyway.

I can't believe you've misused the term thespian in that way.

Motorbike? Hawt.

I can't believe you've misused the term thespian in that way.
Unless you consider Cat on a Hot Tin Roof not to be dramatic, I have not misused the term Thespian.

Motorbike? Hawt.[/QUOTE]
But tricky, requires advanced coordination from the parties involved.

But tricky, requires advanced coordination from the parties involved.

Oh wait...maybe masticating thespians doesn't mean what I thought.

Wait..what? I just got so distracted about whos giving and receiving blowjobs that i forget, what thread is this about again?

The Cheese Thread:

US Government Murders Children (in David Koresh compound), Tortures (in Guantanamo).. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=542399)

Some of my best work. :cool:

^that one.

I never did get that essay done, either...

Moonsault
Spear
Gorilla Press
Stunner

and some of the pins that they use...

thanks LG for making Pro Wrestling interesting to me again.

If you want to get a good laugh, look up the Danshoku Driver.

Don't worry, SoWiBi would find a way to hate it.

I'm flexible that way.

If you want to get a good laugh, look up the Danshoku Driver.

LOL!

*looks for video of the moves in action.* :D

Abstinence and chastity are two things I find are ruined by good sex.

I made that one thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=512983) that got pretty popular. That was fun.

all threads started by that guy soviestan. They were awesome.

Abstinence and chastity are two things I find are ruined by good sex.

Nah. The guilt only enhances the experience. "Abstinence" without guilty sex is like.. chocolate cake with USAian chocolate?

Nah. The guilt only enhances the experience. "Abstinence" without guilty sex is like.. chocolate cake with USAian chocolate?I think you have it wrong. Abstinence is more akin to being on a diet than chocolate cake.

I think you have it wrong. Abstinence is more akin to being on a diet than chocolate cake.

Nah. USAian chocolate (to one who's used to Real Chocolate (tm)) is worse than a diet / no chocolate.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=524020
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=525934
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526096
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528238
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528073
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532603
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=533981
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539195

.. and that NYE thread by that guy from Maine.

Nah. USAian chocolate (to one who's used to Real Chocolate (tm)) is worse than a diet / no chocolate.Yeah, well, that would be analoguous to bad sex then. Or sex in a position you're really uncomfortable in.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=524020
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=525934
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526096
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528238
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528073
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532603
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=533981
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539195

.. and that NYE thread by that guy from Maine.

I see the beginning of a trend here.

2007 was... not the best year. I can't think of a single thread. :(

2007 was... not the best year. I can't think of a single thread. :(You're gettin' old.

Oh wait...maybe masticating thespians doesn't mean what I thought.

As a thespian who occasionally masticates, I approve of this thread.:D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=524020
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=525934
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=526096
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528238
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528073
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532603
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=533981
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539195

.. and that NYE thread by that guy from Maine.

Thanks for the mention. BTW, I'm going to be out of town this New Year's Eve, so someone else will have to do the thread. I nominate Ruffy.

As a thespian who occasionally masticates, I approve of this thread.:D

Just occasionally? I masticate four, sometimes five times a day! :eek:

Just occasionally? I masticate four, sometimes five times a day! :eek:I usually masticate whenever I'm hungry. Sometimes I can control the urge, though.

I usually masticate whenever I'm hungry. Sometimes I can control the urge, though.

I'm masticating right now!:eek:

I'm masticating right now!:eek:You pig! :mad:
NEVER post with your mouth full!

Thanks for the mention. BTW, I'm going to be out of town this New Year's Eve, so someone else will have to do the thread. I nominate Ruffy.

*will be getting incredibly drunk and thus will not know how to use modern technology*

The finest thing to come out of NSG all year: The Most Blandest Thing a Human Has Ever Done. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=525918)
Any other Fiddlebottoms thread is a close second, he's so dreamy and clever.

This was good: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529467

You're gettin' old.

Why you young whipper-snapper, in my day we respected the elders and filled the threads with spam, and... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ad/old.gif

I just finished masticating.

Anyway, I like MTAE's "Mark Foley is the New Rosa Parks" thread. Was that this year?