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At first I laughed, and said there's a silly liberal eating a baby..

Then I realized, holy hell, that guy is a bastard! He put bread on an infant, which has some sort of white substance coming out of its mouth. I don't know what the crap is wrong with people these days. So, is it me, or does it seem that the quality of parenting is falling rapidly?

I dunno. Is bread really abusive? My parents whipped me with rye whenever I screwed up, and I turned out OK.

I dunno. Is bread really abusive? My parents whipped me with rye whenever I screwed up, and I turned out OK.

Yes, because you're a real boy now, aren't you? :p

I like it. :)

I'm not sure if it would be funnier or less funny if the baby looked happy. Maybe they tried both and decided the unhappy baby was funnier.

The baby's making that face cuz he's sqeezing out a stinker.

Have you never heard of Photoshop?

Personally, I prefer this picture.
http://uglybabycontest.com/gallery/v/Free+album/Lil+whopper.jpg.html

Have you never heard of Photoshop?

Apparently they haven't.

This image is SHOPPED. I know this because I've seen a few 'shops in my days.

which has some sort of white substance coming out of its mouth.
That white substance is this little heard of liquid called milk, either freshly sucked out of his mom or mixed up from formula.

Personally, I prefer this picture.
http://uglybabycontest.com/gallery/v/Free+album/Lil+whopper.jpg.html
Those crazy Japanese.

That white substance is this little heard of liquid called milk, either freshly sucked out of his mom or mixed up from formula.

Pfft, you mean it's not mayo? I always take mayo on my baby sandwiches.

Babies taste best with plenty of miracle whip, the only thing wrong is I don't think I see any bacon, you can't have a baby sandwich without any bacon, thats whats disturbing and wrong here.

Baby sandwiches are best with a little salt and vinegar. Also some lettuce helps the after taste.

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here's a real question for y'all...

when eating such a sandwhich, which end would you start with?

here's a real question for y'all...

when eating such a sandwhich, which end would you start with?

the part nearest my mouth, jeez i could actually see my brain cells dancing away into thin air when i answered that.

the part nearest my mouth, jeez i could actually see my brain cells dancing away into thin air when i answered that.

so if the sandwich was placed with both ends equal distant from your mouth, (note, I did say 'End', not 'side' or 'part') you will start in the middle?

Yeah, I think parenting is in the shitter (location of mouth in pic) but certainly not evidenced in this picture. It hardly ranks up there with being whipped by an extension cord, or having a pot of boiling water thrown at you.

regarding whether or not the original picturs abusive or wrong of course it isnt, if the baby felt slight miscomfort due ot the texture of the bread then the baby would probably cry and crying baby ist an unhappy one its just one making demands, the baby might be confused but then babys are always confused everythings new and strange for them and he has already experianced the terifying situation of being ejected from his he nice warm wombe he was so enjoying and if through some insane fluke this baby can actually think 'oh fuck my dads trying to eat me' i'd be more concerned about where he picked up such language, ultimatly however no matter how this experiance affects hte baby it wont matter because he wont remember it and he seemes to have pearents who are relaxed and, more importantly for children, playfull my verdict good pearents

so if the sandwich was placed with both ends equal distant from your mouth, (note, I did say 'End', not 'side' or 'part') you will start in the middle?

I dunno i'd start wherever i wanted too, i suppose if i was a communist i'd start on the crusty bit's then give away the rest to a group of birds.
If i was a dictator i'd put the sandwich in chains and torture it by nibbling little tiny pieces.
If i was a centrist democrat i'd pass a referendum to everyone i knew then i'd cut it into tiny squares and eat each one.

i'd probably start on the end that's nearest my right hand as i'd have more control over that small part (though not a measurable amount more than the left).

so if the sandwich was placed with both ends equal distant from your mouth, (note, I did say 'End', not 'side' or 'part') you will start in the middle?

I dunno i'd start wherever i wanted too, i suppose if i was a communist i'd start on the crusty bit's then give away the rest to a group of birds.
If i was a dictator i'd put the sandwich in chains and torture it by nibbling little tiny pieces.
If i was a centrist democrat i'd pass a referendum to everyone i knew then i'd cut it into tiny squares and eat each one.

i'd probably start on the end that's nearest my right hand as i'd have more control over that small part (though not a measurable amount more than the left).

I dunno i'd start wherever i wanted too, i suppose if i was a communist i'd start on the crusty bit's then give away the rest to a group of birds.
If i was a dictator i'd put the sandwich in chains and torture it by nibbling little tiny pieces.
If i was a centrist democrat i'd pass a referendum to everyone i knew then i'd cut it into tiny squares and eat each one.

i'd probably start on the end that's nearest my right hand as i'd have more control over that small part (though not a measurable amount more than the left).

... fair nuff. :p

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