NationStates Jolt Archive


We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there

Rubiconic Crossings
14-12-2007, 19:22
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20071214/tod-uk-badsanta-b7e5c6f_1.html

Canada seeks author of nasty letters from Santa
Reuters
Reuters - 2 hours 23 minutes ago

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.
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The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.

(Reporting by David Ljunggren; Editing by Peter Galloway)

This is weird. I suspect the letters are along the lines of fuck christmas rather than sexual as the police say rogue elf...you know...the way police try to handle awkward cases....deal with humour etc...problem is PC Plod has about as much humour as Charles Manson.

So who believes in elves?
Lunatic Goofballs
14-12-2007, 19:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysseRhMi6U

:)
Neesika
14-12-2007, 20:00
That really sucks! Good thing my kids can't read yet. If they get a letter like that, I'll just fake it.

Damn. I love the letter writing thing. It's pretty cool. Whoever got in there just to be a douche should be douched with some tabasco sauce.
Naturality
14-12-2007, 21:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysseRhMi6U

:)

o damn lol I did laugh at the one who wanted a fly swatter though.

And I had forgotten about the Big Wheel! Man I loved my big wheel. :p

I think this is the exact one I had http://www.retropedalcars.com/images/Marx-Big-Wheel.jpg woot!
KneelBeforeZod
15-12-2007, 19:46
WHO IS this "rogue elf"? Come to me, rogue elf! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

(*shoots rogue elf with eye lasers*)
Ifreann
15-12-2007, 19:49
Oh shit! They're on to me!

*steals sleigh*
*flees to Jewpiter*