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How about stealing your food and making your life a living hell, in a sexual way? <.< >.>


Interesting proposition. We shall see how this pans out. You're hired.

Now I shall implement Plan X-387!

[The Adventures of Boron: The Most Boring Man In The Entire Universe] "Furthermore, there are many advantages to asynchronous transfer mode technology! First, there's bandwidth...." [/The Adventures of Boron: The Most Boring Man In The Entire Universe]

You are somewhat confused in your message here. If you are opposed to ageism, in all senses then you certainly should not make reference to your fathers age at all. Or does his age in some way, in your mind, separate him from other bread winning men of different ages.

Generally this is a problem that occurs with those that oppose any sort of -ism. they end up paying too much attention to the issue that they are claiming to be irrelevant. (Reminds me of one of my first 'discussions' with Sinahue)

My reason for mentioning his age is to clarify the ageism and why it is there.

Besides, being tolerant is not about hiding facts that people might use to discriminate you with. It's about accepting those as what they are. You wouldn't ask a homosexual man to hide his homosexuality, after all.

You are somewhat confused in your message here. If you are opposed to ageism, in all senses then you certainly should not make reference to your fathers age at all. Or does his age in some way, in your mind, separate him from other bread winning men of different ages.
He mentioned his father's situation as an example of ageism. I don't quite see how that makes him confused in his message.

VN I think that was a joke pic.She's posted a joke pic before. I'm not so sure about the other one.

If you would send me your pictures, I could compare and...

What?

VN I think that was a joke pic.

Mighta been. I don't remember what it depicted, just that she claimed it was real.

Now I shall implement Plan X-387!

[The Adventures of Boron: The Most Boring Man In The Entire Universe] "Furthermore, there are many advantages to asynchronous transfer mode technology! First, there's bandwidth...." [/The Adventures of Boron: The Most Boring Man In The Entire Universe]

This is why Ialso chose LG to bethe onI would be stranded with. It shall be a fight to the death. LG vs Boron.

Let the pies fly!

The only photo I ever saw of her that I thought was real was real was pretty much a shot of a collar. Either way, I find her personality, as much as I can judge it from posts on a forum, fascinating.

I'll have to ask her if she doesn't see this convo

in any case - iDrool

*Makes puppet named 'I'd rather be alone'* :p

Now who would make a puppet for a one post joke?

He mentioned his father's situation as an example of ageism. I don't quite see how that makes him confused in his message.

How is it an example of ageism? His father is 65 years old - a fact, his father supports the family - fact. How is one of these facts relevant to the other, unless there is some unstated connection along the lines of his father is too old to support the family. As he is complaining about ageism, what was he trying to show with this information?

Ignoring a factor, particularly one that you consider personally to be irrelevant, is one approach to prejudices that, in the long term, is much more successful than complaining about the prejudice. Just look at the history of unfounded prejudices and you will see while people fight against them they continue, but whenever society places its attention elsewhere, many (but not all to be fair) of these prejudices simply disappear.

The major exceptions to this are racism, sexism, and religious intolerance.
Ageism exists, but it is not the problem that these other prejudices are, nor does it have a significant history. (Infirmity until recently was definitely correlated with age, and as such constituted a genuine reason to discriminate in many areas. - you may disagree with this assertion, but you will have to show in what way infirmity is not a motive to select others prior to the infirm)

I'll have to ask her if she doesn't see this convo

in any case - iDrool
Considering how the conversation has been going (AB's insidious attempts to discuss ageism notwithstanding) she'll probably see it.

How is it an example of ageism? His father is 65 years old - a fact, his father supports the family - fact. How is one of these facts relevant to the other, unless there is some unstated connection along the lines of his father is too old to support the family. As he is complaining about ageism, what was he trying to show with this information?
The fact that he ISN'T unable to do the job he's supposed to do.

Let me restate this. He is facing ageism IN HIS LINE OF WORK. I mentioned the other parts to show WHY THIS IS BAD FOR MY FAMILY. He's perfectly capable of doing the work, but because of his age, he is considered less valuable by those who could employ him.


Ignoring a factor, particularly one that you consider personally to be irrelevant, is one approach to prejudices that, in the long term, is much more successful than complaining about the prejudice. Just look at the history of unfounded prejudices and you will see while people fight against them they continue, but whenever society places its attention elsewhere, many (but not all to be fair) of these prejudices simply disappear.

No they don't. They're simply shoved under the rug.

The major exceptions to this are racism, sexism, and religious intolerance.
Ageism exists, but it is not the problem that these other prejudices are, nor does it have a significant history. (Infirmity until recently was definitely correlated with age, and as such constituted a genuine reason to discriminate in many areas. - you may disagree with this assertion, but you will have to show in what way infirmity is not a motive to select others prior to the infirm)

I'm well aware of the historical reason for age discrimination. But since it no longer applies, ageism is a serious problem, and it needs to stop. It makes me incredibly angry that the attitudes no longer needed still continue to exist, and I will fight against it.

Also, NM, since when does Ann Coulter count as "easy on the eyes"?

AC is no beauty queen, but IMO makes up for it intellectually. And she's very easy on the eyes in comparison to, say, Rosie O'Fat or other equally vociferous lefties.

But if you look carefully, you'll note that I used the term in question only in connection with my third choice.

This could easily be hijacked into a discussion of hot women on the right ;)

AC is no beauty queen, but IMO makes up for it intellectually. ;)

I have only one way to react to this statement.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/PIcaRDMPC/happy50.gif

I have only one way to react to this statement.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/PIcaRDMPC/happy50.gifTo each their own. If NM believes that fascism makes up for an adam's apple, that's perfectly ok.

Someone tasty. Pre-glazed in BBQ sauce would be a bonus.

:confused::p:cool::mad:;):):(i hope you are joking and not just some crazy phsicopath:headbang::mp5::upyours:i like messin w/ these image thingies

To each their own. If NM believes that fascism makes up for an adam's apple, that's perfectly ok.

Some posters are fit only to be ignored. You haven't reached that status yet, so I'll just say that imputations of "fascism" are generally grounded in ignorance of the actual meaning of the word.

To each their own. If NM believes that fascism makes up for an adam's apple, that's perfectly ok.

Oh, I agree. It's just funny, that's all.

I liked it. I'd 'hire' you.

my resume:

cook
sex
lazy
anti-social quietness




Wait... I already picked you and you are shopping around again? What, am I not good enough for you? :(

I am a great cook, I tell good jokes,I know how to cure animal hide, I can sew, I can design and build a house, I know the principles of electricity (in case a generator washed up on the island) I am really good at entertaining myself so I wouldn't bug you all the time, I am very warm and cuddly for cold nights (and I have all the right snuggly bits), I can tell which way is north (go east and hang a left), I can recite Dr. Seuss books from memory, and I know how to deal with snakes.

Some posters are fit only to be ignored. You haven't reached that status yet, so I'll just say that imputations of "fascism" are generally grounded in ignorance of the actual meaning of the word.Ann Coulter is quite fascist, which, judging from your post history, I think is why you like her. She continuously asks for harsh punishments for those that disagree with her and yearns for a society aligned by one right-wing ideology. Fascism comes from "fascere" (sp?) meaning "to gather in a bundle" or along those lines. The whole idea behind fascism is a "Gleichschaltung" of society, starting with opinions. Ann Coulter is a "You're free to voice your opinion, so long as its the same as mine" kind of girl, and that's what makes her a fascist.

Ignore me if you want. It's your loss.

Oh, I agree. It's just funny, that's all.He's in California. He can't hurt me.

He's in California. He can't hurt me.

...this is true, but I'm not sure I see your point.

Wait... I already picked you and you are shopping around again? What, am I not good enough for you? :(

I am a great cook, I tell good jokes,I know how to cure animal hide, I can sew, I can design and build a house, I know the principles of electricity (in case a generator washed up on the island) I am really good at entertaining myself so I wouldn't bug you all the time, I am very warm and cuddly for cold nights (and I have all the right snuggly bits), I can tell which way is north (go east and hang a left), I can recite Dr. Seuss books from memory, and I know how to deal with snakes.I have committed several of Tom Lehrer's songs, numerous sketches from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and some Blackadder Goes Forth to memory. Plus, I can fake an English accent well enough to have some Americans approach me and ask what part of Britain I'm from.

And I survived Wilderness Survival Merit Badge in summer camp...

And I survived Wilderness Survival Merit Badge in summer camp...
I taught the wilderness Survival Merit Badge for several years at summer camp. :cool:

Wait... I already picked you and you are shopping around again? What, am I not good enough for you? :(

I am a great cook, I tell good jokes,I know how to cure animal hide, I can sew, I can design and build a house, I know the principles of electricity (in case a generator washed up on the island) I am really good at entertaining myself so I wouldn't bug you all the time, I am very warm and cuddly for cold nights (and I have all the right snuggly bits), I can tell which way is north (go east and hang a left), I can recite Dr. Seuss books from memory, and I know how to deal with snakes.



what can I say? I'm a complete slut.


You have an awesome resume btw
Tell me more about these snuggly bits. :fluffle:

I taught the wilderness Survival Merit Badge for several years at summer camp. :cool:I can beat that: I taught canoeing, rowing, fishing, and archery. :cool:^2

I have committed several of Tom Lehrer's songs, numerous sketches from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and some Blackadder Goes Forth to memory. Plus, I can fake an English accent well enough to have some Americans approach me and ask what part of Britain I'm from.

And I survived Wilderness Survival Merit Badge in summer camp...

You and me all the way, babe! We can poison some pigeons, measure the airspeed velocity of laden sparrows...

And I was a Girl Scout leader (one summer only, and only to get a job as Program Director at a GS camp while I was in college) and can build a campfire using only one match (and a LOT of balled up paper... the rules didn't say I couldn't!), identify three trees ("That one is a pine tree, the one over there is a pine... and, let's see... this one here, it is a pine.") and paddle a canoe around a lake (the trick is to pick a very small lake) these being the three easiest badges I could find in my quest to become licensed to take girls camping in Ulster County. In order to be a leader, you had to have three badges, and I figured I could complete these three in the hour and a half I had left before the campers started arriving and my paperwork needed to be finished.

what can I say? I'm a complete slut.


You have an awesome resume btw
Tell me more about these snuggly bits. :fluffle:

I would have to say that :fluffle: describes them pretty well, actually... and I've never had anyone I was sleeping with complain about sharp boney edges!

And I LIKE complete sluts! :p

I would have to say that :fluffle: describes them pretty well, actually... and I've never had anyone I was sleeping with complain about sharp boney edges!

And I LIKE complete sluts! :p

You have suddenly caught my unwavering attention. Please, tell me more.

You and me all the way, babe! We can poison some pigeons, measure the airspeed velocity of laden sparrows...Not to mention we could play "I spy"...

And I was a Girl Scout leader (one summer only, and only to get a job as Program Director at a GS camp while I was in college) and can build a campfire using only one match (and a LOT of balled up paper... the rules didn't say I couldn't!), identify three trees ("That one is a pine tree, the one over there is a pine... and, let's see... this one here, it is a pine.") and paddle a canoe around a lake (the trick is to pick a very small lake) these being the three easiest badges I could find in my quest to become licensed to take girls camping in Ulster County. In order to be a leader, you had to have three badges, and I figured I could complete these three in the hour and a half I had left before the campers started arriving and my paperwork needed to be finished.Ooh... I disapprove of the American Girl Scouts. Housewives R US. There was a wonderful incident when we lent them our canoeing equipment and pond. The leaders looked at me and took me aside when I mentioned leeches and told me not to scare the girls with that information. They were surprised to hear we had fish in the pond as well. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about those either.

Unfortunately, I was elsewhere when it happened (though I was close enough to hear the screams =D ) : A fish jumped into one of the canoes with girl scouts inside.

I feel so left out. After all, neesika can't be awake all the time...

I wasn't asking. I was answering her question.

Furthermore I find this idea of asking someone's age being impolite as ridiculous. Why should people be ashamed of their age?
It's a very British phenomenon, perhaps. It's just considered rude to ask a woman her age.
*koff*
Hallo!

I feel so left out. After all, neesika can't be awake all the time...Yeah, well, we've only got enough love for one lawyer. :p

I would have to say that :fluffle: describes them pretty well, actually... and I've never had anyone I was sleeping with complain about sharp boney edges!

And I LIKE complete sluts! :p

No wonder you picked me!

I don't see any pictures of these snuggly bits attached to your resume. :confused:

I don't see any pictures of these snuggly bits attached to your resume. :confused:
*cough* hypocrite *cough* :p

I don't see any pictures of these snuggly bits attached to your resume. :confused:

I am fully in favor of pictures of snuggly bits

*cough* hypocrite *cough* :p


hah! Oh I've shared pics of myself many times


Besides I don't think I have any pg-13... nevermind.

I can beat that: I taught canoeing, rowing, fishing, and archery. :cool:^2

Environmental Science, Conservation, Nature, Forestry, Botany (it was around back then), Fish and Wildlife Conservation (see a trend here?)

oh, and camping. :cool:

Nice to meet a fellow councilor.

It's a very British phenomenon, perhaps. It's just considered rude to ask a woman her age.


It's considered that here in America too, but I don't understand it. People have no reason to feel offended about their age, and therefore a question like that is not impolite.

...

EXCEPT perhaps if you feel it is simply a personal question, in which case it would still be impolite.

hah! Oh I've shared pics of myself many times


Besides I don't think I have any pg-13... nevermind.I'm actually hinting at the whole issue about you bragging about having pictures of Sin that others want to see. But since it's an issue of privacy (her image, her rights to the pictures), I won't be pushing the issue. Unless you mention something that allows me to bring it up in a humorous manner :D

How is it an example of ageism? His father is 65 years old - a fact, his father supports the family - fact. How is one of these facts relevant to the other, unless there is some unstated connection along the lines of his father is too old to support the family. As he is complaining about ageism, what was he trying to show with this information?
So, wait, you managed to read this part of his sentence:
My dad is sixty-five,
and this part of his sentence:
the sole provider of funding for my family,
but you just stopped reading after that and missed the following part completely, even though it was what was already pointed out to by several people in response to your previous post:
and he has to face ageism in his line of work each and every day.
?

Impressive.

Environmental Science, Conservation, Nature, Forestry, Botany (it was around back then), Fish and Wildlife Conservation (see a trend here?) Yeah well, we stuck nuts like you in the Nut Hut. =P

oh, and camping. :cool:

Nice to meet a fellow councilor.Ah, good times. There was this one time we built a trebuchet...

I am fully in favor of pictures of snuggly bits

we must have the snuggly bits!

Hallo!
Too late. :p

Yeah well, we stuck nuts like you in the Nut Hut. =P considering I made the WWF Conservation badge popular back then... :p

Ah, good times. There was this one time we built a trebuchet... ok... what did you launch...

Too late. :p
Awww :(

*finds someone else to live on this island*

considering I made the WWF Conservation badge popular back then... :pI taught my students how to tear leaches of their legs, and then to torture them to death.

ok... what did you launch...Bowling pins.

I'm actually hinting at the whole issue about you bragging about having pictures of Sin that others want to see. But since it's an issue of privacy (her image, her rights to the pictures), I won't be pushing the issue. Unless you mention something that allows me to bring it up in a humorous manner :D



OH I knew what you were hinting at - I freely share my pics but Sin is a scrapper and very private.

OH I knew what you were hinting at - I freely share my pics but Sin is a scrapper and very private.I completely understand. I'd assume I didn't have permission to show pictures of others by default.

I feel so left out. After all, neesika can't be awake all the time...

you can sit with me while we watch everyone try to crowd in one one or two islands...

It's considered that here in America too, but I don't understand it. People have no reason to feel offended about their age, and therefore a question like that is not impolite.

...

EXCEPT perhaps if you feel it is simply a personal question, in which case it would still be impolite.
I think it might well be the overpersonal question element. But there we go.

you can sit with me while we watch everyone try to crowd in one one or two islands...

I think we can safely presume the island in question is sufficiently large enough to possess water, food sources, plant life, all that stuff. So it's probably at least five miles across.

I think we can safely presume the island in question is sufficiently large enough to possess water, food sources, plant life, all that stuff. So it's probably at least five miles across.

I meant that the OP said ONE.. and everyone seems to be choosing the same people... :p

I meant that the OP said ONE.. and everyone seems to be choosing the same people... :p

True. However, the size of the island dictates that everyone or no, it would be large enough to fit all of us.

Now, whether it could SUSTAIN us all is another question entirely...

True. However, the size of the island dictates that everyone or no, it would be large enough to fit all of us.

Now, whether it could SUSTAIN us all is another question entirely...

well, it has to be able to sustain 2 people for at least 4 years. :p

Now, whether it could SUSTAIN us all is another question entirely...
Hurrah for one of my truly useful skills - I know the basics of farming!

well, it has to be able to sustain 2 people for at least 4 years. :p
Well, yes, two would probably find it pretty easy to live on such an island.

But not two hundred.

Hurrah for one of my truly useful skills - I know the basics of farming!
I don't know...it'd be difficult to find the seeds you'd need to start farming...then there's the time it takes to grow the food...of course you'd need the space and the water for it...not to mention you leave out how people would eat until the food was finished growing, ect ect...

I don't know...it'd be difficult to find the seeds you'd need to start farming...then there's the time it takes to grow the food...of course you'd need the space and the water for it...not to mention you leave out how people would eat until the food was finished growing, ect ect...
Pfft. In this hypothetical situation, I'd probably bring a rucksack full o' seeds, a sleeping bag and a spade. That's about all one needs, assuming there are trees around.

Pfft. In this hypothetical situation, I'd probably bring a rucksack full o' seeds, a sleeping bag and a spade. That's about all one needs, assuming there are trees around.

True enough.

Well, yes, two would probably find it pretty easy to live on such an island.

But not two hundred. *nods... re-reads some posts* perhaps my island can make some coconut baised creams for the chafing that many people are going to have... :p


I don't know...it'd be difficult to find the seeds you'd need to start farming...then there's the time it takes to grow the food...of course you'd need the space and the water for it...not to mention you leave out how people would eat until the food was finished growing, ect ect...
actually seeds would be easy to find. fruits will have seeds within them, also nuts and berries.

tubers and other root veggies can be transplanted and in some cases, grafting works.

the hard part will be finding the right soil and surviving untill your crops come in.

Driftwood or branches make great spades, flat rocks: shovels. heck, if there is bamboo... I'll be in engineering heaven.

the hard part will be finding the right soil and surviving untill your crops come in.That's where your fellow NSer comes in handy... ;)

*nods... re-reads some posts* perhaps my island can make some coconut baised creams for the chafing that many people are going to have... :p

Unless five miles is significantly smaller than I've been lead to believe, there won't really be any chafing amongst us. We'll have plenty of room.


actually seeds would be easy to find. fruits will have seeds within them, also nuts and berries.

tubers and other root veggies can be transplanted and in some cases, grafting works.

the hard part will be finding the right soil and surviving untill your crops come in.

Driftwood or branches make great spades, flat rocks: shovels. heck, if there is bamboo... I'll be in engineering heaven.

Hmm...you do have a point. Still, it'll be very difficult to survive long enough. That means we'll have to conserve energy.

...

THAT MEANS NO SEX, PEOPLE. Sorry. :(

Unless five miles is significantly smaller than I've been lead to believe, there won't really be any chafing amongst us. We'll have plenty of room. *coughs* not talking about that kind of chafing...

THAT MEANS NO SEX, PEOPLE. Sorry. :(
yeah, like people will listen to that...

more chafing cream on it's way! ;)

*coughs* not talking about that kind of chafing...


yeah, like people will listen to that...

more chafing cream on it's way! ;)

Oooh.

At least you'll have a lot to do. We all will, in fact...

yeah, like people will listen to that...

more chafing cream on it's way! ;)
Hurrah!

Nobody.... or possibly Divine Imaginary Fluff, but that's almost the same thing....

we must have the snuggly bits!

Then I suppose you must pick me to be stranded with...

:D

Not to mention we could play "I spy"...

Ooh... I disapprove of the American Girl Scouts. Housewives R US. There was a wonderful incident when we lent them our canoeing equipment and pond. The leaders looked at me and took me aside when I mentioned leeches and told me not to scare the girls with that information. They were surprised to hear we had fish in the pond as well. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about those either.

Unfortunately, I was elsewhere when it happened (though I was close enough to hear the screams =D ) : A fish jumped into one of the canoes with girl scouts inside.

Hey, it was a summer job to pay for another year of college... not a career. Plus I don't scare that easily... I like fish... and, by the way, add to my resume that I am not, in fact, allergic to poison ivy, which I found out that summer, so something good came out of it.

Unless five miles is significantly smaller than I've been lead to believe, there won't really be any chafing amongst us. We'll have plenty of room.


Hmm...you do have a point. Still, it'll be very difficult to survive long enough. That means we'll have to conserve energy.

...

THAT MEANS NO SEX, PEOPLE. Sorry. :(

Well, the island of Manhattan is 18 miles long and 2 miles wide and has a population of something like 67,000 residents per square mile. I think that you could plunk all of us on a 5 mile long island and we would be just fine.

Plus, coconuts are high in oil, so we could easily use them to treat any chafing problems.

Well, the island of Manhattan is 18 miles long and 2 miles wide and has a population of something like 67,000 residents per square mile. I think that you could plunk all of us on a 5 mile long island and we would be just fine.

Plus, coconuts are high in oil, so we could easily use them to treat any chafing problems.

Exactly.

I certainly would have pegged it at more than 6. You seemed more mature than only six years older than me.

Wow...I seem mature?

You must have low standards.

Neesika.

She is hot and when her looks fade, her sharp wit would keep me going.

They wouldn't be fading in four years :P

Wow...I seem mature?

You must have low standards.

He doesn't know any better. ;)

Selfish bastard!

All I have is the one she posted when she thought she was leaving us for good... :(

I put my real pick up for like...a few minutes...mostly for you actually as I recall cuz I promised it to you. Carnivorous made some comment about not being stupid and I took it down...so I'm not sure if you got the real pic or the fake one.

The only photo I ever saw of her that I thought was real was real was pretty much a shot of a collar. Either way, I find her personality, as much as I can judge it from posts on a forum, fascinating.

Who are you? You must have seen that pic on UMP....

Wait... I already picked you and you are shopping around again? What, am I not good enough for you? :(

I am a great cook, I tell good jokes,I know how to cure animal hide, I can sew, I can design and build a house, I know the principles of electricity (in case a generator washed up on the island) I am really good at entertaining myself so I wouldn't bug you all the time, I am very warm and cuddly for cold nights (and I have all the right snuggly bits), I can tell which way is north (go east and hang a left), I can recite Dr. Seuss books from memory, and I know how to deal with snakes.


More importantly, are you bi? Cuz I might share him with you if you are.... :P

Who are you? You must have seen that pic on UMP....

I think I've seen that one, and not on UMP. If I recall, the same pic shows you to have a very pretty mouth.

I think I've seen that one, and not on UMP. If I recall, the same pic shows you to have a very pretty mouth.

Why thank you, the better to do naughty things with :D

Why thank you, the better to do naughty things with :D

Bestill my beating... imagination. :D

22 Pages and no one picked me :(

My Resume:
Eagle Scout, so I know how to tie knots, purify water with just a fire, I can build shelters. I am a pilot so I may have a radio on me and knowledge of the local ATC freq that'll help us get off the island. I may bring my handgun along, with ammo, so at least we can hunt for food. I know which plants are poisonous and which aren't. Also, I'm a great listener, I just like to be alone a lot since, well that's how I am. I like to cuddle and please the person during sex, so you know I'll try my best to make you reach orgasm. Also, I just broke up with my girlfriend, so come play! :D

Ann Coulter is quite fascist, which, judging from your post history, I think is why you like her. She continuously asks for harsh punishments for those that disagree with her and yearns for a society aligned by one right-wing ideology. Fascism comes from "fascere" (sp?) meaning "to gather in a bundle" or along those lines. The whole idea behind fascism is a "Gleichschaltung" of society, starting with opinions. Ann Coulter is a "You're free to voice your opinion, so long as its the same as mine" kind of girl, and that's what makes her a fascist.

Expressions of opinion =/= "fascism". The foregoing definition just tells me that you use the word as a mere term of abuse of someone whose opinions you don't like. I could apply the same definition to, say, Sweden's efforts to squash expressions of opposition to sexually deviant lifestyle choices (from what I've read, at least), and with more justification due to government action being involved. And IMO a lot of what she says is deliberately provocative in reaction to equivalent provocations from lefties. Which is another reason I like her :D

Nice try, though.

Ignore me if you want. It's your loss.

Perhaps I was being too subtle. My statement that some posters are fit only to be ignored was modified by the following statement that you haven't reached that status yet, and then by my response. The implication was that you aren't on my ignore list, unlike others who are.

Wow...I seem mature?

You must have low standards.Nah. It's kind of difficult to explain...
Actually, think of it as an LG kind of immaturity/maturity. I had the impression you still knew how to have fun while maintaining the ability to be serious when you needed to. That and I usually don't associate people your age (or better, how old you were then) with having a family. But that's just my Eurocentric bias.

He doesn't know any better. ;)
Unfortunately, I do... :(
I put my real pick up for like...a few minutes...mostly for you actually as I recall cuz I promised it to you. Carnivorous made some comment about not being stupid and I took it down...so I'm not sure if you got the real pic or the fake one.
I'll TG you a link to the picture I have. Let me know when you've seen it so I can take it down again.

Expressions of opinion =/= "fascism". The foregoing definition just tells me that you use the word as a mere term of abuse of someone whose opinions you don't like. I could apply the same definition to, say, Sweden's efforts to squash expressions of opposition to sexually deviant lifestyle choices (from what I've read, at least), and with more justification due to government action being involved. And IMO a lot of what she says is deliberately provocative in reaction to equivalent provocations from lefties. Which is another reason I like her :D

Nice try, though.How that is meant to prove Ann is not a fascist is beyond me.



Perhaps I was being too subtle. My statement that some posters are fit only to be ignored was modified by the following statement that you haven't reached that status yet, and then by my response. The implication was that you aren't on my ignore list, unlike others who are.Oh, no, I understood perfectly well. You've apparently got a list of people who call you for what you appear to be on ignore. That I'm not on that list surprises me more than that you have one, since I'm no fan of your extremist views.

Hey, it was a summer job to pay for another year of college... not a career. Plus I don't scare that easily... I like fish... and, by the way, add to my resume that I am not, in fact, allergic to poison ivy, which I found out that summer, so something good came out of it.So everyone has their price, huh? :p

I get the feeling the whole thing is turning more into a "Four Years of Survivor on NS Island" than being exclusive to only two people...

If you were to be stranded on an island for four years before rescue and you had the option of picking on NS'er for company, who would it be? Someone, surely...surely...surely....

I think I would pick LG.

Probably Colthor (Compulsive Depression over here) or Nobel Hobos.

They wouldn't be fading in four years :P

I laughed when he wrote it, because it really does imply that you've got like two years of being attractive left.

Shaed.

I laughed when he wrote it, because it really does imply that you've got like two years of being attractive left.

"You only have two years left to look hawt...what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!?"

Shaed.

Is she still around?

Is she still around?
I dunno. It'd be nice though.

And I'm around but no-one's noticing. *cries* lol

I dunno. It'd be nice though.

And I'm around but no-one's noticing. *cries* lol

well, in that case...

I would have to choose between Tinks, Gidetisms, Gaeltach, The Chocolate Goddess, Wild Orchid, Cabra West, Ladamesansmerci, Peachland...

Whomever I'm stranded with better give good massages.

Whomever I'm stranded with better give good massages.

I give good massages. But you'll be hunting me. Too bad.

Whomever I'm stranded with better give good massages.

well, 'Good' is relative... so I guess you better hold try-outs. :p

Whomever I'm stranded with better give good massages.

Screw that, I want someone who can send good messages. Ham radio, morse code, at least smoke signals.

Whomever I'm stranded with better give good massages.Do foot massages count?

I give good massages. But you'll be hunting me. Too bad.

Apparently orgasmic tummy rubs too.

Maybe I'll just make you my bitch. Might have to cut your tongue out if you start with the Jesus crap though, associated downsides to that taken into account.

What utter nonsense! The concept of being "stranded" ANYWHERE is completely foreign to me, as I have powers of flight. You cannot "strand" ZOD anywhere!

But, hypothetically, if I did NOT have the powers of flight and could be, and in fact were, stranded, it would not matter WHO was there with me as long as s/he was KNEELING before me!

But, hypothetically, if I did NOT have the powers of flight and could be, and in fact were, stranded, it would not matter WHO was there with me as long as s/he was KNEELING before me!

I told you I'd get you someday, Zod. Me and you, one island, winner takes Godhood.

What utter nonsense! The concept of being "stranded" ANYWHERE is completely foreign to me, as I have powers of flight. You cannot "strand" ZOD anywhere! ORLY?!

*uses Phantom Zone Projector on ZOD*

*Waits for a moment*

*brings Zod back and puts PZP away.*

:p

Where's Randomlittleisland and/or their reincarnation when you need them?

I have committed several of Tom Lehrer's songs, numerous sketches from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and some Blackadder Goes Forth to memory. Plus, I can fake an English accent well enough to have some Americans approach me and ask what part of Britain I'm from.

And I survived Wilderness Survival Merit Badge in summer camp...
*Modern Major General music plays*
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium, (gasp)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's going to be a short quiz next period...

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (gasp)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Hahvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discahvered.


And you fence? You are hired!

*moves to the island with Brevious instead, even if it kills me. Which it will. *Death by Snu-Snu?
Yay! ... uhm i think? Kills? *ponders*
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped.
..
We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Question, though .... would Ruffy be our baby? :eek:
WYTYG: Someone should teach you a lesson.
The Brevious: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Ruffy?
Ruffy: Ugh...”Sexlexia".

Pah. You'd no sooner take a four year long vision quest than George Bush would do a rain dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLYyMJ6XY6U

If Ann Coulter were an NSG'er I'd say her. If there were any AC clones here, I'd pick one of them. Other than that, if I knew any right-of-center, pro-Western civilization, pro-American females (and easy on the eyes would be a plus), I'd pick her.

http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg

This could easily be hijacked into a discussion of hot women on the right ;)
Don't want no short-short man.
:rolleyes:

I have committed several of Tom Lehrer's songs, numerous sketches from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and some Blackadder Goes Forth to memory. Plus, I can fake an English accent well enough to have some Americans approach me and ask what part of Britain I'm from.

And I survived Wilderness Survival Merit Badge in summer camp...

I would have to say you rock, thusly.

More importantly, are you bi? Cuz I might share him with you if you are.... :P


As it happens, yes.

:fluffle:

As it happens, yes.

:fluffle:*whines*
But the islands are only made for two...

*whines*
But the islands are only made for two...

I'm thinking that these islands are pretty close together, and I also know how to make a canoe out of a log. We can all find each other...




*EDIT* But if I find the island that has Ann Coulter on it, I am going to just keep paddling by.

I'm thinking that these islands are pretty close together, and I also know how to make a canoe out of a log. We can all find each other...That's intriguing...
*EDIT* But if I find the island that has Ann Coulter on it, I am going to just keep paddling by.But remember where it is. We may need to eat something while we're waiting for a harvest.

That's intriguing...
But remember where it is. We may need to eat something while we're waiting for a harvest.

Excellent point. OK, you are in charge of provisions.

Excellent point. OK, you are in charge of provisions.That's not a good idea, actually. I'm an extremely picky eater and have no qualms about eating the same unhealthy foods for dinner every night for a year.

Best looking female, whoever that is.

I don't know who I'd pick... but don't look like anyone would pick me.

As it happens, yes.

:fluffle:

Yay! Now we need a bi boy for SB, and there can be two islands, two couples, one canoe and many orgies.

Yay! Now we need a bi boy for SB, and there can be two islands, two couples, one canoe and many orgies.Orgies are more than five people. Any less and it's just group sex.

Orgies are more than five people. Any less and it's just group sex.

Bah, says who. You? Double bah.

Bah, says who. You? Double bah.You're just mad because you know I'm right :p

You're just mad because you know I'm right :p

Then I've never had an orgy yet? Most I've been with is four altogether, soon five....and that doesn't break your arbitrary orgy limit :(

Bastard. I reject your definition.

Then I've never had an orgy yet? Most I've been with is four altogether, soon five....and that doesn't break your arbitrary orgy limit :(Sweet and innocent as I am, I've only had two others. In a time frame of three nights.

Bastard. I reject your definition.Ha! The futility of your rejection greatly amuses me. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLYyMJ6XY6U
...well...fuck.

Orgies are more than five people. Any less and it's just group sex.

Silly metrics system..

Silly metrics system..

Why do you care? You'd never be in an orgy anyway. (Nor would I for that matter...)

Why do you care? You'd never be in an orgy anyway. (Nor would I for that matter...)

Oh?

I'd pick Chronosia, as if anyone messed with me, they'd have legions of Chaos come down on their head. ^^

Yay! Now we need a bi boy for SB, and there can be two islands, two couples, one canoe and many orgies.

WHoa whoa.. I do get a say in this right??

Brevious, Cobbleism or Straughn as I don't trust Americans for my survival.

Brevious, Cobbleism or Straughn as I don't trust Americans for my survival.

I'll have you know that if I can survive life in a trailer court I can survive on a deserted island with one other person.

Brevious, Cobbleism or Straughn as I don't trust Americans for my survival.

Alaska isn't part of America?

Alaska isn't part of America?

Or someone has a death wish.

Or someone has a death wish.

That was my second thought.

That was my second thought.Maybe the prospect of four years with any one of them is too much to handle?

WHoa whoa.. I do get a say in this right??

SB=Sumamba Buwhan, not you. So unless you're the bi boy that will be completing our foursome...?

SB=Sumamba Buwhan, not you. So unless you're the bi boy that will be completing our foursome...?

Ehh no.. I simply mistook SB for myself since its the same initials.

Orgies are more than five people. Any less and it's just group sex.

I think you are saying that because you want to be our fifth. :D

I don't mind, but if I am building canoes, and you are in charge of provisions (you don't have to EAT them, just remember where to find them) and it appears that Neesika is in charge of planning the orgies... what will SB be in charge of?

And who is our fourth?

...well...fuck.
I can't see this as a big surprise ... well, to be fair, the appearance of rhythm was the real surprise there.

Or someone has a death wish.
We go with what we know, don't we? :p

And yes, as i type, remedies are in the preparation to said death wish.
After the Caribbean tour, it became ever more obvious people really aren't meant to live up in the dark dead cold for so long (as if it wasn't obvious enough before that)

Maybe the prospect of four years with any one of them is too much to handle?

If you only knew.

I think you are saying that because you want to be our fifth. :D

I don't mind, but if I am building canoes, and you are in charge of provisions (you don't have to EAT them, just remember where to find them) and it appears that Neesika is in charge of planning the orgies... what will SB be in charge of?

And who is our fourth?Slight conflict there, seeing as I'm not bi. I wouldn't have a problem if the other four were all women, but no matter how much I like SB, I can't get warmed up to the thought of sharing women with him at the same time.

Alaska isn't part of America?

We Alaskans refer to the states as America and take pride that we aren't like you hence we are Alaskans and you are Americans and Hawaiians get their own title to. But read all the deals. Very few businesses consider Alaska part of the US we get lumped in with Hawaii and Guam

We Alaskans refer to the states as America and take pride that we aren't like you hence we are Alaskans and you are Americans and Hawaiians get their own title to. But read all the deals. Very few businesses consider Alaska part of the US we get lumped in with Hawaii and Guam
Well, yeah. Alaska is considered overseas officially.

If you were to be stranded on an island for four years before rescue and you had the option of picking on NS'er for company, who would it be? Someone, surely...surely...surely....


Either Velka Morava, Cabra West or Kryozerkia.

I think you are saying that because you want to be our fifth. :D

I don't mind, but if I am building canoes, and you are in charge of provisions (you don't have to EAT them, just remember where to find them) and it appears that Neesika is in charge of planning the orgies... what will SB be in charge of?

And who is our fourth?

I like where this thread is going. :D

I can be in charge of the women. :p

The second is Neo Art, obviously. Sin is the first. The two of you are third and fourth. Man, do I have to draw y'all a map?

That's intriguing...
But remember where it is. We may need to eat something while we're waiting for a harvest.
ewww... not enough meat on dem bones... rather Rosie or Rosanne...

The second is Neo Art, obviously. Sin is the first. The two of you are third and fourth. Man, do I have to draw y'all a map?
name tags and place-cards would probably work better.

well, in that case...

I would have to choose between Tinks, Gidetisms, Gaeltach, The Chocolate Goddess, Wild Orchid, Cabra West, Ladamesansmerci, Peachland...
wait, wtf. Where did this thread come from?

Hi JuNii, nice to know you still remember me. :p

wait, wtf. Where did this thread come from?

Hi JuNii, nice to know you still remember me. :p

*kicks you for not being on MSN*

GET OFFA MY ISLAND, BIATCH!

wait, wtf. Where did this thread come from?

Hi JuNii, nice to know you still remember me. :p

How can I forget you?

*kicks you for not being on MSN*

GET OFFA MY ISLAND, BIATCH!

Ladame is welcome on my island!

If you were to be stranded on an island for four years before rescue and you had the option of picking on NS'er for company, who would it be? Someone, surely...surely...surely....

I think I would pick LG.

Er*shuffles uncomfortably*i don't know, JuNii? because the only poster who has posted in all of my NSG threads was JuNii.
you know what they say about me? Misery loves company.:)