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So, I had a Disgusting thought tonight. There's this Kay Jewelery commercial, it's the one where the boy starts to read "The Night Before Christmas" and he says "It's the night before Christmas, and mom didn't know, that dad was standing behind her, with a box and a bow." and dad gives the mom Jewelery from a Kay box. At the end you see all of them sitting on the couch and when I saw that, I just had this thought where the boy would turn to the girl and say "We just helped dad get laid tonight." As soon as I thought that, I just broke out laughing, and then I said "Ahh that's a disgusting thought."

So have you ever had any disgusting thoughts that just made you laugh?

I actually liked this video. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related)

That's dirty enough.

I actually liked this video. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related)

That's dirty enough.

. . .

You going on some sort of spree or something?

. . .

You going on some sort of spree or something?

I haven't done it in so long. It just unleashes itself sometimes.


Dirty Thought #1

I haven't done it in so long. It just unleashes itself sometimes.
Dirty Thought #1

Is it bad that a dirty thought invaded my mind when I read that as well?

I actually liked this video. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=related)

That's dirty enough.

That's strangly addictive.

I haven't done it in so long. It just unleashes itself sometimes.


Dirty Thought #1

:D I officially love you now.

So have you ever had any disgusting thoughts that just made you laugh?
I think you're better off asking us if we're ever NOT had dirty thoughts that make us laugh.
I can safely say I haven't.

So have you ever had any disgusting thoughts that just made you laugh?
when I was in the 7th grade I had a dream about a kitten whose little pink foot pad things fell off, and he was just crying and his feet were bleeding everywhere, and while it was a horrible scary dream and I woke up traumatized, I can't really repeat it to explain without laughing.......it's so funny, he looked so sad and he kept looking down at his feet and they were all.......nevermind.

yes.

I fantasise about serial killing. I may pursue it at some point. Is that disgusting?

I fantasise about serial killing. I may pursue it at some point. Is that disgusting?

we all do. As long as you don't actually kill, then it's okay.

Well, I was watching some pr0n earlier today and a sex-related thought crossed my mind. I lol'd.

we all do. As long as you don't actually kill, then it's okay.

Yes. Of course. No promises, though.

Yes. Of course. No promises, though.

can anyone ever really promise anything?

You know that two-headed girl(s) they sometimes show on the Discovery Channel? I thought about how much money I could make if I produce a porn film starring them, Ron Jeremy, and a transsexual midget.

Not about the sex itself, but how much money I could make producing it.

can anyone ever really promise anything?

I promise not to get caught. Does that count?

I promise not to get caught. Does that count?

totally, but only if you quit stalking me.

You know that two-headed girl(s) they sometimes show on the Discovery Channel? I thought about how much money I could make if I produce a porn film starring them, Ron Jeremy, and a transsexual midget.

Not about the sex itself, but how much money I could make producing it.

oh, wait. I remember.....I was watching TLC or something with my father in law and there was this show about this chick with no arms, and she was going to prom and my father in law and I at the same time said "I guess her date isn't going to get a hand job" and my husband was like :eek: and we were like "uh....did we just say that out loud?"

totally, but only if you quit stalking me.

I wouldn't kill you :)

Does a giant squid on a segway chasing children count?

Does a giant squid on a segway chasing children count?

Depends what the squid is doing to the segway...


:eek:

:D I officially love you now.

Yeah, he's got a great sense of humor. We disagree on many elements of politics, but like Wilgrove I have high hopes of him coming fully around eventually.

Has anyone seen the fake MasterCard commercial with the young couple, the intercom, and the tagline, "father with a sense of humor... priceless?"

If not, go seek. Not for the easily offended, not work safe, but hilarious IMHO.

Has anyone seen the fake MasterCard commercial with the young couple, the intercom, and the tagline, "father with a sense of humor... priceless?"

If not, go seek. Not for the easily offended, not work safe, but hilarious IMHO.

Link, please?

Link, please?

Google is your friend.

"... or I can do it, but just take your hand off the intercom".

So have you ever had any disgusting thoughts that just made you laugh?
Not a one. The part of brain that determines whether or not i'm doing something that can/should be considered disgusting has been jabbed out or at least insensitive by my nosepicking finger.
*shrug*
Maybe there's a posting history? :p

Has anyone seen the fake MasterCard commercial with the young couple, the intercom, and the tagline, "father with a sense of humor... priceless?"

If not, go seek. Not for the easily offended, not work safe, but hilarious IMHO.

ROFL! Ahh that is great.

Link, please?

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aySEdLaEDc8

There are many things I could post in this thread. But I won't, as they probably violate the rules.

Has anyone seen the fake MasterCard commercial with the young couple, the intercom, and the tagline, "father with a sense of humor... priceless?"

If not, go seek. Not for the easily offended, not work safe, but hilarious IMHO.

I love that commercial...

"Oh for God's sakes, dad says to [give it to him] or if he wants, I'll do it, or [dad] will come down and do it.. just get his hand off of the damn intercom!" :D

those paypass card commercials... where you don't see anyone actually signing or checking id's...

I always laugh and think that all those people are using stolen visa's.

Today, as a snow plow went by, I though about how much chaos could be created with one of the trucks used to spray water to keep dust down at construction sights on a sub-freezing night.