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Billy Mays vs. Alex Trebek

Tedthehunter
13-12-2007, 05:24
You know what I'm gonna have to go with Billy cuz he can get those tuff stains OUT!:p
http://images.theshoppingchannel.com/is/image/TheShoppingChannel/billy_mays?$150X150$
Demented Hamsters
13-12-2007, 05:26
You know what I'm gonna have to go with 'an interesting thread' cause all Ted does is post random crap that's more dull than interesting. One can almost smell the desperation.


whoops, almost forgot the smiley: :p
Jayate
13-12-2007, 05:28
"Hi, Billy Mays here!"

This thread reminds me of when Billy Mays got PISSED. It was hilarious.

Watch it here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
Tedthehunter
13-12-2007, 05:30
You know what I'm gonna have to go with 'an interesting thread' cause all Ted does is post random crap that's more dull than interesting. One can almost smell the desperation.


whoops, almost forgot the smiley: :p

Hey wacth it bub, my Pirates or Nnjas thread is nine pages long.:upyours:
Cannot think of a name
13-12-2007, 05:31
Hey wacth it bub, my Pirates or Nnjas thread is nine pages long.:upyours:

The pirates/ninjas thread I made four years ago was more awesome in only three pages, AND started a quick flare up trend of vs. threads. So there.

Billy Mays intrigues and frightens me.
Bann-ed
13-12-2007, 05:40
Watch it here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

Gah!!!!

*purges with Oxi-Clean*
Demented Hamsters
13-12-2007, 05:53
The pirates/ninjas thread I made four years ago was more awesome in only three pages, AND started a quick flare up trend of vs. threads. So there.

And that was an awesome thread. *rocks back in his chair and reflects nostelgically with a faraway look in his eyes and a weird (some might say disturbing) half-smiling playing over his lips*
Tedthehunter
13-12-2007, 05:58
The pirates/ninjas thread I made four years ago was more awesome in only three pages, AND started a quick flare up trend of vs. threads. So there.

Billy Mays intrigues and frightens me.

Mine has several referances to godzilla, so... shut up. Mine's better.:p
Cannot think of a name
13-12-2007, 06:05
Mine has several referances to godzilla, so... shut up. Mine's better.:p

Mine had robots.
Jayate
13-12-2007, 06:07
Mine had robots.

Robots FTW
Tedthehunter
13-12-2007, 06:10
Mine had robots.

Godzilla kills robots alright! Haven't you ever seen that movie "Godzilla vs. Robozilla"? Besides i've been seeing a lot of vs. threads going around too.:upyours:
Tedthehunter
13-12-2007, 06:11
How the hall is Alex Trebek winning billy maze killz!!!!:p
Cannot think of a name
13-12-2007, 06:17
Godzilla kills robots alright! Haven't you ever seen that movie "Godzilla vs. Robozilla"? Besides i've been seeing a lot of vs. threads going around too.:upyours:

That's Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla and Terror of Mechagodzilla, not Robozilla. And Mechagodzilla keeps comin' back at ya! He even jumped (prematurely) on Godzilla's grave.
Intangelon
13-12-2007, 06:23
Mine has several referances to godzilla, so... shut up. Mine's better.:p

You are in the presence of giants and trying to jump up at their knees, whelp.

Your PvN thread was a big, lumbering pile of meh. Not bad, but certainly nothing to hang your bandana on.
Demented Hamsters
13-12-2007, 06:35
Besides i've been seeing a lot of vs. threads going around too.:upyours:
and 90+% of them are created by you. Indeed the only threads you create are pointless 'vs' threads. One a tad more cynical than I might feel obliged to call them 'spam'.
here, have gunge smiley if that makes you feel better::gundge:
Curious Inquiry
13-12-2007, 06:42
Mr. Rogers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/), once and for all!
New Ziedrich
13-12-2007, 09:09
Why is there another one of these threads? What is this, the fourth one this month?
Sel Appa
14-12-2007, 03:56
I want to hang, draw and quarter Billy Mays and then shoot him. Prior to this I want to rip out his vocal cords and shove them up his ass. I hate that bastard and his annoying commercials.
Bann-ed
14-12-2007, 04:17
I want to hang, draw and quarter Billy Mays and then shoot him. Prior to this I want to rip out his vocal cords and shove them up his ass. I hate that bastard and his annoying commercials.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Bann-ed
14-12-2007, 04:20
Why didn't you put a "don't care" option in the poll?

It would screw...I mean..skew the results.
Tornar
14-12-2007, 04:21
Why didn't you put a "don't care" option in the poll?
Imperio Mexicano
14-12-2007, 04:22
:upyours:

Favorite smiley, Ted? :p
Bann-ed
14-12-2007, 04:24
Favorite smiley, Ted? :p

You would know, Burattinaio.
Wilgrove
14-12-2007, 05:23
I want to hang, draw and quarter Billy Mays and then shoot him. Prior to this I want to rip out his vocal cords and shove them up his ass. I hate that bastard and his annoying commercials.

Hey at least it's not as bad as those "Head-On" style commercials

"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
"Head On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!"
GAH!
Tedthehunter
15-12-2007, 03:44
Favorite smiley, Ted? :p

yes it is.:upyours:
KneelBeforeZod
15-12-2007, 19:36
WHO ARE these "Billy Mays" and "Alex Trebek"? Come to me, Billy Mays and Alex Trebek! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

How the hall is Alex Trebek winning billy maze killz!!!!:p

I will answer your question: Alex Trebek is "winning" because Billy Mays' voice is more annoying than Alex Trebek's. But let not Alex Trebek think he can defeat ME, General Zod!
KneelBeforeZod
15-12-2007, 19:42
Mr. Rogers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/), once and for all!

(*follows your link*)

Why was I, General Zod, left out of this "Ultimate Showdown"? I am more powerful than all of those people combined!

I shall seek out whoever made this "Ultimate Showdown" and shoot them with my eye lasers for this blasphemy!