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President Bush wishes you a very Merry Christmas!

Nupotia
12-12-2007, 21:09
Link (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_7140000/newsid_7140800?redirect=7140800.stm&news=1&nbwm=1&bbwm=1&bbram=1&nbram=1&asb=1)

To think this guy is against homosexuality.

The only bit that actually worried me was Blair's appearance. He mustn't have much else to do now. :(
Maraque
12-12-2007, 21:55
Words escape me.
Theoretical Physicists
12-12-2007, 22:03
That was absolutely ridiculous.
Ariddia
12-12-2007, 22:03
Words...

Oh wait, you've already said it.

Seconded.
Kryozerkia
12-12-2007, 22:06
Well, that was pointless.
Sumamba Buwhan
12-12-2007, 22:09
Well I hope his Christmas sucks!
Ariddia
12-12-2007, 22:09
Well, that was pointless.

Yes, but at least it was...

Nope. No use. Words still fail me.
The Black Forrest
12-12-2007, 22:14
Didn't he cut funding to the National Parks?

A telephone call on the Elen show and now this.....

Now I don't watch the show somebody sent me a link!
Yootopia
12-12-2007, 22:17
Erm, Blair's supposed to be sorting out the problems in the Middle East. All of them. At once.
The Alma Mater
12-12-2007, 22:28
To link this to the bearshooting topic...

May I ?
Vandal-Unknown
12-12-2007, 22:28
I like Socks.
Linstan
12-12-2007, 22:37
The title of this post says it all!
Wilgrove
12-12-2007, 22:51
I just hope the Bush family never think about going into acting. They just suck at it.

I did enjoy the one shot of the cat though! :D They should've shown the black cat some more.
Bolol
12-12-2007, 22:52
*watches video*

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...

KAAAAAAAAHNNN!

*head explodes*

(Seriously, I think just watching this video has decreased my IQ and made me suffer no less than three aneurysms at once)
Extreme Ironing
12-12-2007, 22:57
My eyes! These internet filters do nothing!
Vandal-Unknown
12-12-2007, 23:01
Remember the National Park? I got engaged there.

Among other things :rolleyes:
Yossarian Lives
12-12-2007, 23:06
Well there's one good thing about that video. As an Englishman, I was immensely gratified to see Tony Blair emphasising his Scottish heritage for once. Makes it easier to see which side of the border any blame lies. :)
UN Protectorates
12-12-2007, 23:22
They could have immensely improved that if all they did was remove absolutely every reference to "junior national park rangers". I mean WTF? That just came out of nowhere.

Just show clips of the dogs and kitty running around the White House, and have shots of all the staff and Blair giving them cuddles and it'd be the best presidential christmas address ever.

Less stupid acting and more cute dogs! I can't even believe Blair stooped that low. He must have known what he was saying was completely asinine.
Euroslavia
12-12-2007, 23:33
Wow... this scares me more than nuclear war. And that's high up there on my 'fears' list.
Gravlen
13-12-2007, 00:12
So THAT'S Bush's brain, now that Rove is gone. My, he's abusing his powers already, becoming a National Park Junior Ranger just like that.
Sel Appa
13-12-2007, 02:22
Fucking website closed my browser twice. I hope it is DDoS and spammed with horse porn shock pics.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-12-2007, 03:44
Wow. This event, Dog learns about National Parks, also Christmas, is very much an important current event, and totally not a waste of everyone's time. I thank the BBC for bringing this event, Dog learns about National Parks, also Tony Blair is now a very sad, old man, to my attention and will look forward to further updates as the event, Dog learns about National Parks, also gives Fiddlebottoms a brain aneurysm, develops.
New Limacon
13-12-2007, 03:47
I just hope the Bush family never think about going into acting. They just suck at it.
Really? How then, can you explain him being president?
Xiscapia
13-12-2007, 03:57
I was like WTF? Seriously, what was that supposed to accomplish? Was Bush feeling bored and decided to release this video? What's going on? :confused:
New meaning to "lame duck"
The_pantless_hero
13-12-2007, 04:20
This is for 8 year olds right?
Tongass
13-12-2007, 04:34
A few thoughts:

1 - Bush likes National Parks a lot better than National Forests.

2 - Bush is better at acting than being a president. But I think the world would have been a better place if he had just grown up to be a factory manager. I blame his dad.

3 - God I want to fuck Jenna and Barbara so bad. Laura's looking all right, too.

4 - Tony Blair is bald and crazy. I guess what letting a "special relationship" take over your life will do to you. You bend over and over again and all you get is a few seconds in a Christmas video.
Jayate
13-12-2007, 05:16
The title of this post says it all!

LMAO I remember that last year. The Muslims were having a riot over this one.

Today seems to be pun day.
Intangelon
13-12-2007, 05:40
To think this guy is against homosexuality.

Okay, I'm trying to figure out what you mean by that, and I can't do it. Unless you're one of those assholes who uses phrases like "that was so gay" when he means he thought it was stupid. Honestly, what does homosexuality have to do with that video?

The only bit that actually worried me was Blair's appearance. He mustn't have much else to do now. :(

NOW you have a point. That appearance was really sad. Cute that he shares a homeland with the Bush pups, though.

Those two adorable dogs are terriers, though, and I wonder how the White House groundskeepers deal with their tendency to dig.

I just hope the Bush family never think about going into acting. They just suck at it.

That couldn't be because none of them are actors at all, could it? :rolleyes:

This is for 8 year olds right?

Okay, I'm usually in amongst those who pile upon the President when he's done something ridiculous, but what's with all the uncalled-for harshness? This video probably was an educational holiday message promoting the National Parks to kids. I don't think you have a grasp on just how much of this kind of thing a President has to do as part of his job. I'd wager there are tons of recordings and addresses the President makes in the course of the average week that we'll never see because they're not intended for general release. This one had the tenor of a kids' infotainment video.

So no, none of the Bushes can act, they're not trained for it. I'll give the Bush daughters points for looking good and excellent diction, and Laura even got an indirect promo for literacy and reading to your family in there.

All in all, as promotional videos from the White House go, and I haven't seen them all, but I've seen a few, this is standard fare.

I'm not asking you all to lay off, you're free to go to town on whoever you want at your leisure. But I just have to remind you that disproportionate vitriol like I've read so far is one of the things Bush critics do that does more harm to the critic than to the subject of criticism. Remember all the right-wing talk show/radio show hosts in the 90s who suggested things like Chelsea Clinton was the White House dog? The girl was 13, for cryin' out loud.

So why pile on the guy for doing something he probably had to do and had little or no hand in scripting? Take the man to task for the things he does that actually mean something.

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Kyronea
13-12-2007, 06:51
Intagelon is right, folks. Let's stop with the hating.

Though the video was rather...moronic. Words don't escape me in describing it...they punch me in the face and dance around me laughing.
Intangelon
13-12-2007, 07:17
Intagelon is right, folks. Let's stop with the hating.

Though the video was rather...moronic. Words don't escape me in describing it...they punch me in the face and dance around me laughing.

Cool metaphor/personification, but wouldn't it have been more apropos to have them waterboard you?
Jinos
13-12-2007, 07:49
Money was spent on making
this? Wow.
The Brevious
13-12-2007, 07:55
Money was spent on making
this? Wow.

Money that could've been spent on a child health-care bill?
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/12/washington/12cnd-bush.html?ref=us
The Brevious
13-12-2007, 07:56
Cool metaphor/personification, but wouldn't it have been more apropos to have them waterboard you?
FTW.
Jeru FC
13-12-2007, 08:00
Err, right ... Merry DogMas Bush.
Intangelon
13-12-2007, 08:26
Money was spent on making
this? Wow.

Seconded.
Grave_n_idle
13-12-2007, 08:36
Link (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_7140000/newsid_7140800?redirect=7140800.stm&news=1&nbwm=1&bbwm=1&bbram=1&nbram=1&asb=1)

To think this guy is against homosexuality.

The only bit that actually worried me was Blair's appearance. He mustn't have much else to do now. :(

Great. I just got stupiderer.
Kyronea
13-12-2007, 09:08
Cool metaphor/personification, but wouldn't it have been more apropos to have them waterboard you?

Damn it. I thought I was finally being clever.
Intangelon
13-12-2007, 09:13
Damn it. I thought I was finally being clever.

Oh, you were plenty clever. I'm kinda like the Japanese automaker of cleverness. I can't create clever from scratch, but I can see others' clever and perhaps improve on it by making it for less money or improving it's gas mileage. But then someone comes along and sticks a ridiculous wing and a cannon-sized muffler on my clever improvement, and life begins to suck.
Endopolis
14-12-2007, 07:43
Hahahaha thank you Mr. President!

Your ape face is an omen of a happy christmas!
Esoteric Wisdom
14-12-2007, 08:56
It certainly wasn't a groundbreaking example of film (I think the several short films I made on my own back in high school would have easily surpassed it), but it was cute. At least it's benign and deliberately silly rather than obtusely belligerent and feinting seriousness, which many have long come to expect from Bush & co. when they're in the spotlight; in this sense it's something of an antidote.

I didn't know the white house was on a national park :p

edit: although I think the bit about the national parks was bullshit anyway. I see Bush as being overtly anti-environment, so it's mystifying why they even bothered. If there was a decent amount of oil under a national park I'm almost certain they'd go for the oil. nothing like sucking your own dick...
The Brevious
14-12-2007, 10:28
Your ape face is an omen of a happy christmas!
Kind of like Shiva?
UN Protectorates
14-12-2007, 12:12
I much prefer this kinda funny video all about Bill Clinton's last days in office. It's not nearly as awful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN1OCrRrgVw
Arcticity
14-12-2007, 12:22
Jezus christ.....wtf?!
Laerod
14-12-2007, 12:37
Mrs. Bush wished us a happy holiday. Does that mean she hates Christmas?
Laerod
14-12-2007, 12:39
Really? How then, can you explain him being president?"Bad acting?"