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Who Would Win?

Conserative Morality
12-12-2007, 01:24
Out of these awesome people, who would win?

Chuck Norris: A man with a roundhouse kick more powerful than an atomic bomb

Mr. T: He Pities the foo' who doesn't vote for him.

Duke Nukem: Need I say more?

Yahtzee: Evil genius with a fake leg and a bionic implant that can reveal your darkest secret.

Altair: An awesome Assassin who can kill you before you kow he's there.

Neo: The One who has complete control over the Matrix.

Lunatic Goofballs:

Choose wisely!
Egg and chips
12-12-2007, 01:39
Well as Duke Nukem wouldn't turn up, the contest becomes a little simpler.
New Manvir
12-12-2007, 01:53
Well as Duke Nukem wouldn't turn up, the contest becomes a little simpler.

lolz...

...it depends...if it's IN the Matrix I guess Neo wins, if not Altair wins...but maybe LG will make everyone laugh to death....
Call to power
12-12-2007, 02:20
The Ulam spiral

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Ulam-Spirale1.png/250px-Ulam-Spirale1.png

*universe moves diagonally left*
Wilgrove
12-12-2007, 03:13
Out of these awesome people, who would win?

Chuck Norris: A man with a roundhouse kick more powerful than an atomic bomb

Mr. T: He Pities the foo' who doesn't vote for him.

Duke Nukem: Need I say more?

Yahtzee: Evil genius with a fake leg and a bionic implant that can reveal your darkest secret.

Altair: An awesome Assassin who can kill you before you kow he's there.

Neo: The One who has complete control over the Matrix.

Lunatic Goofballs:

Choose wisely!

Hmm actually Neo didn't have complete control over the Matrix. He was just a very high leveled hacker. He's like the Hacker God. He could manipulate the Matrix around him yes, but not the entire Matrix as a whole.

I choose, Agent Smith or simply "Smith" Because There's just so many hims!

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2003/11/05/matrix_zoom.jpg
Karthanum
12-12-2007, 03:16
I do not wish to be a "foo".

So, therefore, I vote for Mr. T! Bwahhaah!

However, if I did have a choice for a different person I would chose Cthulhu. Universe-spanning and world devouring gods simply have to kick all those guys' buttoxes..
King Arthur the Great
12-12-2007, 03:23
Chuck.

Granted, his endorsement of Mike Huckabee isn't too thrilling for guys like me, but he did count to infinity twice.
Curious Inquiry
12-12-2007, 04:40
Mr. Rogers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)
Cazelia
12-12-2007, 05:59
I pity da foo who dosn't vote fo Mr. T
King Arthur the Great
12-12-2007, 06:33
Mr. Rogers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)

Oh for God's sake, stop quoting the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! That was one arbitrary decision, and it sure as hell ain't universal.

The Chuck Norris Facts, though, are broad spectrum and have many contributors, thus making it a much more reliable source. Sorta like wikipedia, only with less vandalism.
Gun Manufacturers
12-12-2007, 06:35
I voted for every option, just to skew the results. :D

But it would depend on the competition, where it was held, and what the rules were. I need more info.
Mirkai
12-12-2007, 07:11
You're aware you can make polls that allow you to choose only *one* option, right?
Verdigroth
12-12-2007, 10:10
I chose Chuck cause he had the cahones to stand and fight Bruce Lee whom even Death had a hard time killing. But I guess you can't have Bruce...because he would take up 4 or 5 spots he is so awesome.
Cryptic Nightmare
12-12-2007, 10:31
It would be a tie, all would die in the battle.
Non Aligned States
12-12-2007, 10:32
I thought Yahtzee was an Australian who wore a spiffy hat, had limitless lung capacity and a sharp, dry wit with which he used to eviscerate games and game developers, nations and anything else that came his way with the expert care of a professional butcher along with the help of amusingly timed and arranged stock photos.
Walther Realized
12-12-2007, 10:41
No love for Bruce Lee? Hmm... LG it is.