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I say this because he seems so fake and rather annoying. Which canidate would you like to punch or kick?

Romney = Biggest flipflopper ever

Obama makes Romney seem genuine, but Romney is a douche of course.

I say this because he seems so fake and rather annoying. Which canidate would you like to punch or kick?

All of them.

I would want to punch the guy who has Chuck Norris' approval...but I don't feel like dying. :p

Maybe Hillary, because she is a skank.

Ron Paul. Each time I hear his name I just hate him more and more.

Click Stand;13283152']Ron Paul. Each time I hear his name I just hate him more and more.

Oh! Same here..Man, I wish I could take them all out!:mad:

Soviestan, you should have used the checkboxes for the poll, now this thread is ruined!

Schwarzenegger...just to see if I could win

edit: oh wait this is the 2008 election....*waits*

Soviestan, you should have used the checkboxes for the poll, now this thread is ruined!

you have to pick one or else there will be anarchy, or something.

Click Stand;13283152']Ron Paul. Each time I hear his name I just hate him more and more.

Indeed, especially because I never seem to just hear his name. It's always accompanied by a BS propaganda video that always goes like this:

*epic music*
*random quote from a founding father*
*shot of Ron Paul rally*
*random quote from a founding father*
*Ron Paul saying something that sounds nice, but has nothing to do with his policies*
*repeat several times*
*RON PAUL IS THE MESSIAH!*

you have to pick one or else there will be anarchy, or something.

I do think you missed an option -

All those who voted for these fuckwitted scumbags we call our leaders

Mitt Romney was the governor of my state (Massachusetts) from 2003-2007.

The man left the state in a $1 billion deficit and screwed it up more than Jane Swift (and THAT is saying something).

I'm a Republican, but if Romney wins the primaries, I'm voting Obama!

I don't want to punch any of them, I might get my hands dirty. Then I would have to get the anti-bacterial soap and the lysol and possibly some clorox and sterilize them. Touching a politician? Ew.

None....Because that would be immature and a pointless waste of time. What good would hitting them do other than make me look like a complete ass?

I don't want to punch any of them, I might get my hands dirty. Then I would have to get the anti-bacterial soap and the lysol and possibly some clorox and sterilize them. Touching a politician? Ew.

Wear plastic gloves? :p

Indeed, especially because I never seem to just hear his name. It's always accompanied by a BS propaganda video that always goes like this:

*epic music*
*random quote from a founding father*
*shot of Ron Paul rally*
*random quote from a founding father*
*Ron Paul saying something that sounds nice, but has nothing to do with his policies*
*repeat several times*
*RON PAUL IS THE MESSIAH!*

You forgot the obligatory "Dr." His supporters never fail to mention that. "Dr. Ron Paul this" and "Dr. Ron Paul that."

The same way people who are against Barack always stress his middle name:

"Barack >>>>>HUSSEIN <<<<<< Obama blah blah blah. hates America blah blah blah lapel pin blah blah blah madrassa blah blah muslim blah."

I'm a Republican, but if Romney wins the primaries, I'm voting Obama!Wow, never thought I'd hear THAT one.

I'm a Republican, but if Romney wins the primaries, I'm voting Obama!


Liberal Republican?

Edwards. He's fake and slimy.

Definitely Huckabee "Let's see your pro-life, anti-stem cell God block this!" *dropkick*

Ron Paul, the man is the biggest idiot to run for president in this decade. if he gets elected, we're all screwed over more so than if we elect one of the Dems

Why no Ron Paul?

Why no Obama?

Why no Soviestan?

Obama, just to see if he can actually bleed.
Plus, it would be deeply satisfying to muck up his pretty face.

I'm a Republican, but if Romney wins the primaries, I'm voting Obama!

If it makes you consider options other than republicanism, it's obviously a good thing.
Ipso ... Romney is a good thing.

Plus, it would be deeply satisfying to muck up his pretty face.

Jealousy rears its ugly head. Ugly, even for internet text situations.

Jealousy rears its ugly head. Ugly, even for internet text situations.
He smiles too much. It makes him look warm and inviting, and I FUCKING HATE warm and inviting.

He smiles too much. It makes him look warm and inviting, and I FUCKING HATE warm and inviting.

....so you're voting Clinton?

Well, there's probably one or three warm inviting places in Clinton.

I'm voting for Kucinich. If elected, he'll fix the deficit by showing America where he's hidden his pot of gold.

He smiles too much. It makes him look warm and inviting, and I FUCKING HATE warm and inviting.

Face it, you just want to squeeze his warm inviting cheeks.

My theory is that Mitt Romney is a troll. He's actually some random good-looking, charismatic guy who made a bet with his buddy that he could grow up to be president by posing as a Mormon Republican. You can see in his eyes that he just thinks the whole thing is hilarious. His inaugural speech will be like "Hey Bret, you owe me twenty bucks, dude. SUCKERS!!"

Face it, you just want to squeeze his warm inviting cheeks.
*intentionally inspecific*

*intentionally inspecific*

*vague nod*

My theory is that Mitt Romney is a troll. He's actually some random good-looking, charismatic guy who made a bet with his buddy that he could grow up to be president by posing as a Mormon Republican. You can see in his eyes that he just thinks the whole thing is hilarious. His inaugural speech will be like "Hey Bret, you owe me twenty bucks, dude. SUCKERS!!"

You know, that reminds me of an episode of South Park, where Cartman's entire reason for trying to go platinum with his Christian Rock band is so that he can win $10 from Kyle. :D

You know, that reminds me of an episode of South Park, where Cartman's entire reason for trying to go platinum with his Christian Rock band is so that he can win $10 from Kyle. :D

THAT reminds me of the 3-part imagination episode, involving sucking Cartman's prunes.

Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him **** me in the *** in front of his kids!

Idk, im a republican from Mass. i dont mind mitt romney, hes a good guy i guess, didnt do too bad a job on our state. BUT HILLARY MAKES ME WANT TO NOT ONLY PUNCH HER! BUT A BABY AS WELL! i jsut want to kick the shit out of her.

I'd punch Tancredo, just so I could out Tancredo Tancredo

All of them.

.

Clinton, or McCain. Just because their policy on video games is what makes me violent, not the video games themselves.

Tancredo, obviously.

every last one of em, the states is bleeding money left, right and center, my canadian dollar is very close and passing the USD on some days and lets not get started on your healthcare.

What is more important for these fukers, Is Obama really black or christian? Is Hilary being a woman getting her votes? Do any of them believe in God? When was the last election you guys had where ti was soley based on what they would do as the prez and not what they believed? Not one potential runner steps forward to stop this crap.

Huckabee, by far, for his ..extreme views on homosexuality.

Why no Ron Paul?

Why no Obama?

Because they are my two prefered candidates in their respective parties and I don't like the idea of people wanting to assualt them.

Why no Soviestan?

cause that guy is an arse and no one likes him. Everyone would vote for him and mess with the results. :p

Well, there's probably one or three warm inviting places in Clinton.

They're all cold and dry.

That's why Billly "took shelter" in Monica.

cause that guy is an arse and no one likes him. Everyone would vote for him and mess with the results. :p

I say we hit him doubly hard for hiding like that! The coward!

I don't think anyone here needs to be reminded that the only real difference between Democrats and Republicans is the letter next to the name.

I don't think anyone here needs to be reminded that the only real difference between Democrats and Republicans is the letter next to the name.

Don't forget the animals

Hillary, since she will complete the US royal family in power:

George H.W. Bush
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush 2000-2008
Hillary Clinton 2008-?

The US has royal families, face it. And she speaks about "Change", how Ironic...

Thank the nonexistant god that I'm an anarchist...

HILLARY MAKES ME WANT TO NOT ONLY PUNCH HER! BUT A BABY AS WELL! i jsut want to kick the shit out of her.
So, perhaps some therapy is in order? Misogyny AND child abuse?
Maybe you shouldn't have pets either?

Rudy...

...I'll have to get in line behind all the NYC first-responders.

They're all cold and dry.

That's why Billly "took shelter" in Monica.

No he didn't. He just wanted a velvet cigar case and a snipper, and found both in a container he could page.

'sides, i'm sure if you added a little cayenne pepper it could warm those places right up. Mmmm.
Maybe some chipotle and horseradish sauce as well. Just a little.

I don't think anyone here needs to be reminded that the only real difference between Democrats and Republicans is the letter next to the name.

Doubly reminded that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Huckabee, by far, for his ..extreme views on homosexuality.

To hate so strongly he could only have loved so strongly.

None....Because that would be immature and a pointless waste of time. What good would hitting them do other than make me look like a complete ass?

Hurt your fist :p

All of them.

KILLL EVERY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*whips out stinger missile and aims in room where all the candidates are*
DIE!!!!!!!!!!
*fires killing everything in there:sniper::sniper::mp5:*

Clinton or Paul. The former because she spent some time on the 'VIDDY-O GAMES IS TEH DEVIL!!!!' bandwagon, the latter because his supporters just annoy the hell out of me.