Nintendo Character face off!
Conserative Morality
11-12-2007, 01:46
Out of all the Nintendo characters who would win?
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 01:48
Arceus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_%28481-493%29#Arceus), maybe. I dunno.
Curious Inquiry
11-12-2007, 01:49
Mr. Rogers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)
King Arthur the Great
11-12-2007, 01:50
Full powered? Easy.
LUIGI!!!!
If not he, then Mario.
Xiantior
11-12-2007, 01:51
Link
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 01:53
Actually, I vote for Wario. His farts are just...wow.
Conserative Morality
11-12-2007, 01:56
Actually, I vote for Wario. His farts are just...wow.
lol
Kryozerkia
11-12-2007, 01:58
Yoshi would win!
Conserative Morality
11-12-2007, 02:05
Poor Ganon. No votes for him.
King Arthur the Great
11-12-2007, 02:07
Why Link? He's worn on shirts by emo-kids I see around, so how would a guy that keeps that kind of company succeed?
Conserative Morality
11-12-2007, 02:11
Why Link? He's worn on shirts by emo-kids I see around, so how would a guy that keeps that kind of company succeed?
The Emo kids wear him because they like that he has a big sword, kinda symbolic ya know?
Advanced Bird People
11-12-2007, 02:15
Wooo Link is The Pwnage!
Der Teutoniker
11-12-2007, 02:20
Why Link? He's worn on shirts by emo-kids I see around, so how would a guy that keeps that kind of company succeed?
Link is cool, don't hold it against Link that people can buy shirts with whatever they want on them.
Link is cool to me because I am into medieval ness... plus Zelda games rock!
New Limacon
11-12-2007, 02:21
On one hand, Lunatic Goofballs is more powerful than all of them, and thus should win.
On the other, if Kirby absorbed his pie-throwing power, he would be unstoppable. It's the old question of what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object. I don't know.
Call to power
11-12-2007, 02:22
Donkey Kong, lets hope nobody can jump...
Morvonia
11-12-2007, 02:23
yoshi...done.
The Parkus Empire
11-12-2007, 02:24
Ssb?
King Arthur the Great
11-12-2007, 02:27
Well, as LG is on the opposite side of the 4th wall, he has power beyond any of the others in the form of the Nintendo controller.
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
11-12-2007, 02:28
Why Link? He's worn on shirts by emo-kids I see around, so how would a guy that keeps that kind of company succeed?
By looking like this:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/1170052104101.jpg
Sel Appa
11-12-2007, 02:42
Kirby by far.
Der Teutoniker
11-12-2007, 02:43
By looking like this:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/1170052104101.jpg
:D
Lord Raug
11-12-2007, 04:03
Well the fastest way to find out is to play some super smash bros. It is the only way to truly decide who is the greatest.
Der Teutoniker
11-12-2007, 04:13
Well the fastest way to find out is to play some super smash bros. It is the only way to truly decide who is the greatest.
Mr. Game and Watch?
:p
Thumbless Pete Crabbe
11-12-2007, 04:17
Mario. He's a veteran of some crazy number of games, and clearly stomps the enemy flat. That, and he's probably got some untapped superpower in that dago mustache. :p
Der Teutoniker
11-12-2007, 04:21
clearly stomps the enemy flat.
Awesome. What a great use of pun.
Fox has a starfighter with blasters and bombs. It doesn't matter that Link has that sword and sheild, that Mario can jump really high (and get high on mushrooms), or that Kirby can suck and blow harder than anyone else, Nintendo's squadron of furries could just bomb the shit out of everyone else from low orbit and then come in low and strafe the area until they were sure everything is dead.
Truly sad that the best characters Nintendo has are furries. They should be yiffing in hell but they'd win in a fight because they somehow have superior technology.
Dryks Legacy
11-12-2007, 06:35
Truly sad that the best characters Nintendo has are furries. They should be yiffing in hell but they'd win in a fight because they somehow have superior technology.
Samus has technological superiority over the whole StarFox team. Who knew ancient bird-people trained super soliders and equipped them with enough fire-power to destroy entire armies.
Anyone who's played Super Metroid (classic) past certain points know that once she powers up, shit dies. Except for the huge just as superpowered bosses, they put up a fight.
ColaDrinkers
11-12-2007, 10:04
What is this, gamefaqs? But alright, I'll play. The winner would be the Metroid robot, easily. I bet he could even kick Halo's ass.
Euroslavia
11-12-2007, 11:11
Actually, I vote for Wario. His farts are just...wow.
Ehh... I'm thinking the end result would be a draw, because of Wario's gas problem. He's defeated by Mario/Luigi, and releases a massive gas explosion that wipes out all of the known Nintendo world.
Um...there are three video games for you to find this out in...
Dryks Legacy
11-12-2007, 13:02
Smash doesn't count for settling character debates, because they have to balance it, although they brought some down a bit too far (Mewtwo) :p
What is this, gamefaqs? But alright, I'll play. The winner would be the Metroid robot, easily. I bet he could even kick Halo's ass.
Samus isn't a robot, she just wears ridiculously advanced powered armour.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8139/samus01de3.png
Greater Trostia
11-12-2007, 17:28
In terms of sheer awesomeness, Samus wins hands down. Down in my pants, that is.
Samus has technological superiority over the whole StarFox team. Who knew ancient bird-people trained super soliders and equipped them with enough fire-power to destroy entire armies.
Anyone who's played Super Metroid (classic) past certain points know that once she powers up, shit dies. Except for the huge just as superpowered bosses, they put up a fight.
Dunno, Super Metroid everything died so damn easy it was a joke.