The most serious of threads
Ultraviolent Radiation
10-12-2007, 21:40
Who would win?
Ninja Pirates
You don't even see them board your ship.
Shaolin Vikings
Attaining inner peace through outer warfare.
Zombie Monkeys
A countless number of small targets swarming toward you.
Robot Fairies
Miniature terminators with wings!
Poll coming.
Curious Inquiry
10-12-2007, 21:44
Mr. Rogers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)
Icelove The Carnal
10-12-2007, 21:45
Ninja pirates. If they board your ship and you don't see them, they kill you and all your crew without giving you a chance.
Really serious thread. Need more like this.
Fleckenstein
10-12-2007, 21:45
Toss up between Shaolin Vikings and Ninja Pirates.
Ultraviolent Radiation
10-12-2007, 22:39
It's neck and neck between the Ninja Pirates and Shaolin Vikings. The Zombie Monkeys aren't doing well at all, but it's still early.
Rubiconic Crossings
10-12-2007, 22:58
Pizza!
Yootopia
10-12-2007, 23:24
Non-nerds :p
Gun Manufacturers
10-12-2007, 23:27
Who would win?
Ninja Pirates
You don't even see them board your ship.
Shaolin Vikings
Attaining inner peace through outer warfare.
Zombie Monkeys
A countless number of small targets swarming toward you.
Robot Fairies
Miniature terminators with wings!
Poll coming.
There's a simple answer to this. Robot ninja zombie monkeys that go ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH, and wear helmets with horns on them!
Trotskylvania
10-12-2007, 23:29
Shaolin Vikings all the way. With Buddha as their guide, and Odin at their side, Valhalla at the end of the day, mellow out or you will pay!
Ultraviolent Radiation
10-12-2007, 23:30
Non-nerds :p
You probably want the zombie monkeys then. All the others have a certain amount of intellectual quality to them.
Call to power
10-12-2007, 23:41
Ninjas on Roller skates (http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Ninjas_on_Rollerskates_Chase_Car/#39280)
I'm sooo using that excuse when I'm late for work
It's neck and neck between the Ninja Pirates and Shaolin Vikings. The Zombie Monkeys aren't doing well at all, but it's still early.
that's because a Monkey's main attack is flinging it's poo. Zombies don't have Poo due to a non-fuctioning digestive system.
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-12-2007, 00:13
Jessica Fletcher
http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3410/228/
Shaolin Vikings all the way. With Buddha as their guide, and Odin at their side, Valhalla at the end of the day, mellow out or you will pay!
Sig worthy.
Curious Inquiry
11-12-2007, 00:18
Ninjas on Roller skates (http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Ninjas_on_Rollerskates_Chase_Car/#39280)
I'm sooo using that excuse when I'm late for work
ROFL
Jessica Fletcher
http://www.chaser.com.au/content/view/3410/228/
And more ROFL!
Trotskylvania
11-12-2007, 00:21
Sig worthy.
*bows*
Sinnland
11-12-2007, 20:11
Zombie monkeys = the zerg > *
Vojvodina-Nihon
11-12-2007, 20:17
I'm going to go with the robot ninja zombie sharks, with lightsabers, in F-14s!
Robot fairies are going to lose. See, small robots are generally useless in combat - they break easily.
Zombie monkeys are mindless, and will lose.
Shaolin vikings v. Ninja Pirates - Ninja Pirates have strategy and stealth.
But of course, Mr. Rogers wins in the end.
Vandal-Unknown
11-12-2007, 20:59
Do androids dream of robot fairies lubing each other?
Sarejavo
11-12-2007, 21:03
chuck norris
KneelBeforeZod
12-12-2007, 07:32
Who would win?
Ninja Pirates
You don't even see them board your ship.
Shaolin Vikings
Attaining inner peace through outer warfare.
Zombie Monkeys
A countless number of small targets swarming toward you.
Robot Fairies
Miniature terminators with wings!
Poll coming.
None of these creatures you speak of would win, for I would kill them all with my bare hands, or with my eye lasers if I choose to use them.
the other three would all be more fun to watch, but the zombie monkeys have the absolute stratigic advantage, while admitedly ninja pirates would certainly give them a fair and interesting game.
the shaolin vikings might feel honored to go down being mobbed in a sea of gore, and the robotic faries would of course not care, while taking at least some of an honor guard with them.
but the zombie monkies would almost certainly ultimately pwn them all.
unless that is, there weren't enough of them to keep coming, and their victums weren't turned into more of themselves to join and swell their ranks.
then of course all bets would be off. but the advantage would then fall to the ninja pirates, who would have the greatest tactical flexibility of all on their side.
the shaolin vikings would then still be gratifyingly honored by being slaughtered while making as much bloody hamburger as they could, but still ultimately going down to defeat.
the only real contest would be between the ninja pirates and the zombie monkeys. against any other foes, the robotic faries and the shaolin vikings would be deadly forces to be reconed with, but faced with the np and/or zm, they would fall like chaff in the wind.
=^^=
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Hovercat.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/Cattank.jpg
Borderpatrol
12-12-2007, 11:28
:rolleyes: First, the Robot Fairies will start making fun of the Pope.
And so the beginning of the end :gundge: :headbang:
Risottia
12-12-2007, 12:12
Milanese Mafiosi.
Fashion and bloodshed, it's an offer you can't refuse.