Fail!
Blasphemous Priest
10-12-2007, 17:37
I have been converted by this mans irrefutable logic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88 Watch and learn bitches, its time for "Checkmate, Atheists!"
[DISCLAIMER: the video is satire]
Intangelon
10-12-2007, 17:44
Kind of a heavy-handed satire, but good for a chuckle.
Blasphemous Priest
10-12-2007, 17:44
Kind of a heavy-handed satire, but good for a chuckle.
"Proof that the earth was created for mans pleasure? Look how the banana fits snuggly into the human hand."
FUNNY!
Peepelonia
10-12-2007, 17:45
Kind of a heavy-handed satire, but good for a chuckle.
Well I couldn't even raise a giggle, let alone an chuckle. It was all to obvious really.
HotRodia
10-12-2007, 17:47
There were a couple of good ones, but most of the attempts at satire were lame.
This guy needs better writers.
Blasphemous Priest
10-12-2007, 17:51
There were a couple of good ones, but most of the attempts at satire were lame.
This guy needs better writers.
Yeah, some of them are lame. My favorite one was the joke with the banana. (I know its stupid, but come on.)
Blasphemous Priest
10-12-2007, 17:56
checkmate mother fucker!
Nooooo.... I have to have a move, I have to have a move! Damn it!
I was going to post a video about the 'Creationist Museum' but that was too much fail for one day.
Wilgrove
10-12-2007, 18:05
You silly Christian, when will you realize that you should pray to Odin and Thor!
Wilgrove
10-12-2007, 18:11
Nooooo.... I have to have a move, I have to have a move! Damn it!
I was going to post a video about the 'Creationist Museum' but that was too much fail for one day.
Creationist Museum teaches SUPER EVOLUTION!
Link (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5mPPnN1c0jk)
Vandal-Unknown
10-12-2007, 18:16
There were a couple of good ones, but most of the attempts at satire were lame.
This guy needs better writers.
Silly bunny,... the writers are still on strike.
You silly Christian, when will you realize that you should pray to Odin and Thor!
Do not forget Freyr or you will become impotent. Seriously, you don´t want that to happen, do you? :p
Peepelonia
10-12-2007, 18:29
Do not forget Freyr or you will become impotent. Seriously, you don´t want that to happen, do you? :p
And why we're on it why not Frigg and Balder!
Wilgrove
10-12-2007, 18:50
Do not forget Freyr or you will become impotent. Seriously, you don´t want that to happen, do you? :p
Well seeing how I don't plan to have children.....
Well seeing how I don't plan to have children.....
Then I hope yer snipped, cuz children have a nasty habit of happening.
And why we're on it why not Frigg and Balder!
And Baldr, Bragi, Forseti, Freyja, Heimdallr, Hermod, Höðr, Hœnir, Idun, Loki, Meili, Nanna, Njord, Skadi, Sif, Tyr,Ullr, Váli, Vé, Vidar and Vili. :p
Dontgonearthere
10-12-2007, 19:10
Psh. You and your Norse 'gods'. Go ahead and worship the same dieties as a bunch of smelly drug addicts dressed in elk fur!
I worship Sheogorath, the Prince of Madness! BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOR FROG! FULL SPEED AHEAD AND DAMN THE CHEESEMONGERS!
Vaklavia
10-12-2007, 19:14
Fool The Only True God Is The Flying Spagetti Monster Bow Before His Noodleness!!!!!!!!
Dontgonearthere
10-12-2007, 19:18
Fool The Only True God Is The Flying Spagetti Monster Bow Before His Noodleness!!!!!!!!
Seventeen and one half poxes on thee! I shall command the bees of the sky to mercilessly sting they proginy until thou art sorry! COMMENCE THE BEEINATION!
Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz!
BackwoodsSquatches
10-12-2007, 19:19
I have a friend whos girlfriend is an Asatru.
You know what they do when they hold services?
Have fun, and get drunk on meade.
Thier religion is based on practicality, and yet, they make it a point to have fun when they get together to hold a service. Imagine...a religious service that you would actually WANT to attend.
Psh. You and your Norse 'gods'. Go ahead and worship the same dieties as a bunch of smelly drug addicts dressed in elk fur!
What's wrong with being a smelly drug addict dressed in elk fur? :p
Wilgrove
10-12-2007, 19:54
I have a friend whos girlfriend is an Asatru.
You know what they do when they hold services?
Have fun, and get drunk on meade.
Thier religion is based on practicality, and yet, they make it a point to have fun when they get together to hold a service. Imagine...a religious service that you would actually WANT to attend.
Neat! I'll have to attend one of their services one time.
I haven't had fun in a religious service since the Priest got drunk on communal wine.
Yeah, some of them are lame. My favorite one was the joke with the banana. (I know its stupid, but come on.)
it's way more funny when the people saying it actually mean it. Or those refuting abiogenesis by saying that life doesn't originate in peanut-butter even though it has the necessary ingredients proves that it couldn't originate without god's intervention. Hah, silly creationists.
Fleckenstein
10-12-2007, 21:47
Creationist Museum teaches SUPER EVOLUTION!
Link (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5mPPnN1c0jk)
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/leftyflecken/whereisyourgodnow.jpg
Tagmatium
10-12-2007, 22:04
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!