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http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

Wouldn't that violate that whole seperation of church and state thingie?

Anything that cites Jack Chick as a source has to be reliable.

Ahhhh......... the colours......kill my... eyes. *collapses*

Wouldn't that violate that whole seperation of church and state thingie?

The link author seems to think the Vatican and its adherents are a threat to the US.
Where are the Catholic armies he said are supposed to be descending on America?
I haven't seen a Catholic army since the 1500's.

I think Americans should be more worried about Islamic fundies from Iran and ethnic nationalists in their own borders.

Ahhhh......... the colours......kill my... eyes. *collapses*

I smell subliminal messaging in that site. That doesn't sound at all like a responsible church member. Whoever wrote that doesn't sound like some belligerent fanatic that wouldn't ever be able to represent anybody especially a church, or another liberal crusader out to get the US gov against the Catholic church. Lets see now? Even if they were planning to "take over" America would they post it on the internet where the US gov can spy on them? That'd be like telling an enemy nation your plans on attacking them and their defenses in explicit detail before the invasion. The author is either a fanatical fool who thinks the church plans an invasion, a fanatical crusader against Catholocism/Christianity who wants to make them look evil and belligerent and get the US government onto them so that both the US gov and people who read that thinking "OH NOES EBIL CATOLIKS" will stir up trouble for them, beleive they're wrong evil terrorists who want to take our freedoms while the crusaders move on with their plan.

I guess I finally found out what the Pope keeps under that big hat of his.

EVIL!

Where are the Catholic armies he said are supposed to be descending on America? At the polls, silly! :p

I haven't seen a Catholic army since the 1500's. ...they're THAT good!
You'll never SEE them ... just HEAR them as a whisper on the back of your neck. As the second-to-last sensation you'll ever experience.

I think Americans should be more worried about Islamic fundies from Iran and ethnic nationalists in their own borders.Yes, the sworn enemies of the catholics! You'll do their bidding!!! OMGZ you're ONE OF THEM!

Truly, these are the end times.

Yea, verily.

*sharpens sword for Ragnarok*

I guess I finally found out what the Pope keeps under that big hat of his.

EVIL!
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2212/coneheads23mz.jpg

Didn't you know they use Swiss Pikemen mercenaries as guards?

Didn't you know they use Swiss Pikemen mercenaries as guards?

What? Last year's history teacher lied to me, he said the Swiss military is the best on the earth and that they have guys with the latest assault rifles and other modern guns as guards.

DAMMIT!

What? Last year's history teacher lied to me, he said the Swiss military is the best on the earth and that they have guys with the latest assault rifles and other modern guns as guards.

DAMMIT!

They dress like clowns.
Therefore they cannot be stopped.

They dress like clowns.
Therefore they cannot be stopped.

And now you've tipped off Lunatic Golfballs.
We're all doomed, doomed.

I think so too, considering the USA is long running out real friends and then having imaginary enemies to add to it too.

Didn't you know they use Swiss Pikemen mercenaries as guards?

So long as it isn't the Swiss Pokemon.
*wipes brow*

Didn't you know they use Swiss Pikemen mercenaries as guards?

But they are like security guards at nightclub. Only they guard the Pope instead of the dancing girls.

And now you've tipped off Lunatic Golfballs.
We're all doomed, doomed.

We were doomed ever since clowns came into being. Didn't you know? Sooner or later they would get us. :eek:
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z139/jjstretch/motivator3120437.jpg

We were doomed ever since clowns came into being. Didn't you know? Sooner or later they would get us. :eek:
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z139/jjstretch/motivator3120437.jpg

:eek:
Why would you do that to me?:(

:eek:
Why would you do that to me?:(

Because of this *throws pellets to the ground to create a smokescreen, as the smoke clears you all see me in a clown outfit* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! :sniper::D

http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/Misc%20Art/Steve%20Jackson%20Games/star%20munchkin2.jpg
even the police cannot stop us (http://circasd.org/clown-kiss-small.jpg) ZOMG!

As you can see a group of GIs is no match for one clown rifleman (http://barcelona.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/10/large/mani_6_oct_clown_army_copia.jpg) :sniper:

And I guess its safe to let you in on this secret since the plan is so far in it's phase wecan't fail. THE US GOVERNMENT IS UNDER CLOWN CONTROL IN FACT WE PLANTED THAT SITE AS AN EXCUSE TO INVADE THE VATICAN!

DUNNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN

Conspiracy theorists NEVER learn:rolleyes:

And now you've tipped off Lunatic Golfballs.
We're all doomed, doomed.

Bah! We clowns have known that for centuries. :p

Question for the guy who did this

As a catholic, why would I want to destroy the first protestant nation that actually allowed us to worship freely (See the history of maryland for more details)?

Second Question

Why would I want to destroy this nation that protects my right to worship from crazy fundies?

Third Question

If you want to be taken seriously, why the frak are you quoting Jack Chick? Isn't that like quoting Fred Phelps?

We were doomed ever since clowns came into being. Didn't you know? Sooner or later they would get us. :eek:
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z139/jjstretch/motivator3120437.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Gacyclown.jpg

Truly, these are the end times.

Yea, verily.

*sharpens sword for Ragnarok*

*sharpens sword faster*

I feel the Fimbulvetr coming. It 'tis an axe age, a sword age, shields are cleft asunder, a storm age, a wolf age, before the world plunges headlong.

I guess I finally found out what the Pope keeps under that big hat of his.

EVIL!

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8803/popepalpatineov1.png (http://imageshack.us)

We were doomed ever since clowns came into being. Didn't you know? Sooner or later they would get us. :eek:
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z139/jjstretch/motivator3120437.jpg

Absofuckinglutley disturbing. On so many levels.

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8803/popepalpatineov1.png (http://imageshack.us)

I love it!

Conspiracy theorists NEVER learn:rolleyes:

Why should they bother?
The best part of a conspiracy theory is thinking you know something that's a secret, and having the conviction to disregard any other information (unless it further reinforces what you already think)

Question for the guy who did this

As a catholic, why would I want to destroy the first protestant nation that actually allowed us to worship freely (See the history of maryland for more details)?

Second Question

Why would I want to destroy this nation that protects my right to worship from crazy fundies?

Third Question

If you want to be taken seriously, why the frak are you quoting Jack Chick? Isn't that like quoting Fred Phelps?

Who is Jack Chick?

If it says who that is on the link, I only read half the link because it was full wacko stuff.

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Gacyclown.jpg

*Hell march comes on as clown march forth* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHycoOExCPE&NR=1)

Who is Jack Chick?

If it says who that is on the link, I only read half the link because it was full wacko stuff.

Google him, and read a whole treasure trove of wacko stuff.

Unless you want to be told that something you're doing is wrong and evil, don't bother reading any of Jack Chick's garbage. Do you like Rock Music? Too bad!

They dress like clowns.
Therefore they cannot be stopped.

Wasn't this premise laid to rest when the French Foreign Legion was defeated by the Mexicans at Mexico?

I mean, they had to be outnumbered 1,800 to 5, but the guys in the green cumberbuns and red epaulettes and white hats did lose.

Eventually.

Didn't you know they use Swiss Pikemen mercenaries as guards?

It's not the ones in the funny costumes with the pikes you should be afraid of (or at least more afraid of), but the ones in suits who are all packing heat.

I guess I finally found out what the Pope keeps under that big hat of his.

EVIL!

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3815/tbdkb9.jpg http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4575/tbdbpg2.jpg

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3815/tbdkb9.jpg http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4575/tbdbpg2.jpg

Its Emperor Popeatine!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/poster42512371.jpg


Also, nothing can defeat the mighty Swiss Guard. Certainly not an army with actual guns. For they have God on their side. God and pikes.

really, I had more than half of an idea about a sarcastical answer to the OP, but it would be a waste of time.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/poster42512371.jpg


Also, nothing can defeat the mighty Swiss Guard. Certainly not an army with actual guns. For they have God on their side. God and pikes.

"The guards must be Catholic, single males with Swiss citizenship who have completed basic training with the Swiss military and can obtain certificates of good conduct. New recruits must have a professional diploma or high school degree and must be between 19 and 30 years of age and at least 174 cm (5'9") tall"
meaning no wives, served 21 weeks in the military, behave themselves, and have finished high school, so pretty much easy credientials noi?

"The guards must be Catholic, single males with Swiss citizenship who have completed basic training with the Swiss military and can obtain certificates of good conduct. New recruits must have a professional diploma or high school degree and must be between 19 and 30 years of age and at least 174 cm (5'9") tall"
meaning no wives, served 21 weeks in the military, behave themselves, and have finished high school, so pretty much easy credientials noi?

Yes, but when they join the Swiss Guard they gain mighty powers from GOD!

http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

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http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

Websense says:

"Non-Traditional Religions and Occult and Folklore"

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Obviously it is saving me from myself, and teh ebil intarwebs.

Websense says:

"Non-Traditional Religions and Occult and Folklore"

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Obviously it is saving me from myself, and teh ebil intarwebs.

Mostly, it's saving you from a Christian fundie website, now with 75% less fact!

http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

Oh, lovely, SDA claptrap... It always makes an entertaining read....

*sharpens sword faster*

I feel the Fimbulvetr coming. It 'tis an axe age, a sword age, shields are cleft asunder, a storm age, a wolf age, before the world plunges headlong.

'Lo, there do I see
The line of my people
Back to the beginning
'Lo, they do call to me
They bid me take my place among them
In the Halls of Valhalla
Where the brave
May Live
Forever

*sharpens his sword the fastest*

When y'all are done "sharpening" your "swords", please clean up after yourselves.

When y'all are done "sharpening" your "swords", please clean up after yourselves.

*cleaves HotRodia in half*

Yup. It's sharp enough now. :p

*cleaves HotRodia in half*

Yup. It's sharp enough now. :p

*Comes in with mops, buckets and body bags, sighs.* Are you kids through making messes? Jeez, I'll never get this cleaned up before dinner. *glares.*

*Comes in with mops, buckets and body bags, sighs.* Are you kids through making messes? Jeez, I'll never get this cleaned up before dinner. *glares.*

You have come prepared...

http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

I went to a Jesuit college-prep high school, and we learned a lot of things that we were told never to repeat to any outsiders. But since they didn't give me any awards despite my standing as second in the class at graduation (my parents didn't send in a big fat monetary contribution), I feel free to expose the truth!

First, Jesuits really do control the media. If you take the word "Jesuits" and delete the "es" and "it", what do you have left? J..U..S. That's "JEWS!" Everyone already knows that the Jews control the media, but nobody knows that the Jesuits secretly control the Jews!

Second, Jesuits secretly control the US military AND the Democrat party. Just look at all the Catholics who serve! They even had one of their operatives elected PRESIDENT! Yes, JFK was actually a Jesuit agent. And he was killed by the same people who put out Chick Tracts, as soon as they found out the truth about him! Yes, the Chick people got Marilyn Monroe drunk one night (demon rum is only bad if real Christians drink it, you know) and she spilled what she'd heard from JFK while he was talking in his sleep. Lee Harvey Oswald was in fact working for Chick. You can look it up.

Third, John Kerry was another Jesuit agent running for President. The only reason he didn't win was that the Jesuits really wanted President Bush to stay in office another term, and Kerry agreed to run a lame-ass campaign. Dubya's efforts NOT to secure the US borders actually does more to advance the Jesuit US/Canada/Mexico merger agenda than anything Kerry likely could have done.

OK, that's all the secrets I can disclose at this time. If anything happens to me after this posting, you'll all know it was the Jesuits that got me :sniper:

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/poster42512371.jpg


Also, nothing can defeat the mighty Swiss Guard. Certainly not an army with actual guns. For they have God on their side. God and pikes.

And silly uniforms.

*cleaves HotRodia in half*

*sews him back together*

*sews him back together*

I'm going to have to recommend welding me back together, what with the steel frame and all.

I'm going to have to recommend welding me back together, what with the steel frame and all.

Ah, right.

*does so*

*sews him back together*

There can be only one!

*duels Imperio Mexicano*

There can be only one!

*duels Imperio Mexicano*

*draws saber*

Touché!

I do wish whoever's going to annihilate the US, or, as Brachiosaurus put it with such colloquial eloquence, whoop our rear, would get on with it. I need to know if I should finish the laundry and is it worth decorating the Christmas Tree? :rolleyes:

*draws saber*

Touché!

A saber? Meet katana!

*epic duel*

I myself am a Catholic, and I'm extremely offended by this "article". Jack Chick is nothing but a narrow-minded, anti-Catholic bigot, and his "tracts" should not be taken as absolute truth. Whoever is the author of this should seriously read up on what the Church actually is and actually does instead of blindly following a notorious ignoramus like Chick.

I myself am a Catholic, and I'm extremely offended by this "article". Jack Chick is nothing but a narrow-minded, anti-Catholic bigot, and his "tracts" should not be taken as absolute truth. Whoever is the author of this should seriously read up on what the Church actually is and actually does instead of blindly following a notorious ignoramus like Chick.

Yes, well, I agree that this is a noxious bit of propaganda, but I honestly doubt whether the author is interested in learning what the Church actually is. You can tell from the piece that he already knows.

Yes, well, I agree that this is a noxious bit of propaganda, but I honestly doubt whether the author is interested in learning what the Church actually is. You can tell from the piece that he already knows.

Yeah. There's nothing quite like knowledge when it comes to inhibiting learning.

Yes, well, I agree that this is a noxious bit of propaganda.


Did you read that crap?

Thats not just propaganda, thats lunatic rambling.

Check this out:


When America was young, it was the envy of the entire world. In it’s youth, America was kind, gracious, and gentle. America was a country of great religious and political liberty available to all under the United States Constitution. America was a nation without a king and it had a church without a pope. On American money the message of her trust in God was proclaimed, and the great blessing of God rested upon this country.
The United States was the champion of liberty and freedom throughout the world.

Tell that shit to a Native American, and see what they tell you.

He goes on to blame the mexicans, the catholic Jesuits in particular, and everyone else, including the dirty Democrats, and says the Republicans are helpless to do anything, becuase they are being controlled by the Vatican's Jesuit spies.

Yah, hes cucking frazy, dude.

Yes, but when they join the Swiss Guard they gain mighty powers from GOD!

ahh yes i have heard of this, this is why the pope has his papal states no?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_states
and command thousands of angels to do his bidding

There can be only one!

*duels Imperio Mexicano*

*draws saber*

Touché!

*slays both of you with a freshly roasted leg of lamb*

A saber? Meet katana!

*epic duel*

lol swords are so last season...
*takes out flamethrower and sprays the entire room, flaming everyone*
booyahahaha!!!!
*eats Trots Leg*
hmm needs more salt

Bah... any web page that puts all of its content into one long post is rarely worth paying any attention to, unless to laugh at.

*slays both of you with a freshly roasted leg of lamb*

It's just a flesh wound!

*decapitates Bann-ed*

There can be only one!

lol swords are so last season...
*takes out flamethrower and sprays the entire room, flaming everyone*
booyahahaha!!!!
*eats Trots Leg*
hmm needs more salt

Um, a little help here...

I'm very badly burned down here, and well, someone is gnawing on my leg.

*wears his codpiece of +5 mighty thread-nuking*

*nukes thread*

Do I win?

*Walks in on scene of nuclear devastation with brooms, mops, buckets and body bags.* These kids are never going to grow up if they keep this up.

Yes, well, I agree that this is a noxious bit of propaganda, but I honestly doubt whether the author is interested in learning what the Church actually is. You can tell from the piece that he already knows.

I only read half of it but it looked like it was way out there. I don't think the author had any intent of even trying to understand the catholic church.

Yes, well, I agree that this is a noxious bit of propaganda, but I honestly doubt whether the author is interested in learning what the Church actually is. You can tell from the piece that he already thinks he knows.

Corrected and reposted.

*slays both of you with a freshly roasted leg of lamb*

*is pwned*

*Walks in on scene of nuclear devastation with brooms, mops, buckets and body bags.* These kids are never going to grow up if they keep this up.

Pffft. Growing up is overrated. :p

*decapitates self*

There can be only one!

why not just write the moronic group, and point out their stupidity?



I am sure they have an email address somewhere. They do give you ther mailing address if you wanna get their toilet paper...I mean book.

*decapitates self*

There can be only one!

*plays Highlander 2*


Even if there is only one, more will show up....

*plays Highlander 2*


Even if there is only one, more will show up....

*brushes self off*

Well, my leg's been gnawed on for a bit, I'm burnt to a crisp, but I'm back and I'm pissed off!

*charges laser*

http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

NOBODY expects the catholic armysition!

IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!!111oneone



:gundge:





It doesn't work to well....

why not just write the moronic group, and point out their stupidity?



I am sure they have an email address somewhere. They do give you ther mailing address if you wanna get their toilet paper...I mean book.

They're affiliated with the Seventh Day Adventists... That's why it didn't shock me at all...

Didn't you know they use Swiss Pikemen mercenaries as guards?

Umm...they aren't pikemen anymore though. 'Cept in ceremonies. The real Swiss Mercenary bodyguards use guns and such, more like the Secret Service.

Also, I found this fucking hilarious:

"Christians generally do not want to have anything to do with guns, because a Christian would never take the life of another individual. It is not the USE of the guns that keeps the crime rate low; it is just the fact that the guns are there, and the criminals and would-be dictators know that the guns are there. That knowledge keeps them at bay."

90% of the fucking SOUTH has at least a gun or two in their houses. In case whoever wrote this didn't realize this, Catholics are in the general minority in the South.
Whoever wrote this doesn't know jack shit what their talking about.

The Vatican does have the Swiss Guard. But that's about one-hundred people...and they're all Swiss. Hardly a threat.

Um, a little help here...

I'm very badly burned down here, and well, someone is gnawing on my leg.

true, but you do taste moderatly good

*brushes self off*

Well, my leg's been gnawed on for a bit, I'm burnt to a crisp, but I'm back and I'm pissed off!

*charges laser*

*takes out a minigun* die die die *spray bullets on everyone in the room*

http://www.pacinst.com/america.htm

I did not know the Catholic Church had an army. Perhaps the Americans should look into this and take actions against Catholics to prevent their prevent their own people being persecuted.

Yeah they have an army about 150 men armed with pikes in a uniform that was in fashion in the 1600's the great US defence forces better watch out

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!
*is pwned by minigun bullets*

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8803/popepalpatineov1.png (http://imageshack.us)

it's all over now

They're affiliated with the Seventh Day Adventists... That's why it didn't shock me at all...

I doubt that mainstream Adventists would acknowledge them. Ew.

*takes out a minigun* die die die *spray bullets on everyone in the room*

*self destructs, blowing up sizeable portion of the planet*

*self destructs, blowing up sizeable portion of the planet*

Well, at least that's over. Let's eat.

I doubt that mainstream Adventists would acknowledge them. Ew.

It's the same position touted by their Prophetess, Ellen G. White... The mainstream may not be vocal about it; but I've met very few SDA's which do not hold to her doctrines.

It's the same position touted by their Prophetess, Ellen G. White... The mainstream may not be vocal about it; but I've met very few SDA's which do not hold to her doctrines.

I'd like to be a prophetess.. Then I'd have boobs..

*self destructs, blowing up sizeable portion of the planet*

*uses god like power to rebuild earth into post armmagedon world* pwned u lol i am now the pope of italy, muhahaha!:rolleyes:

*uses god like power to rebuild earth into post armmagedon world* pwned u lol i am now the pope of italy, muhahaha!:rolleyes:

*uses revisionist Trotskyist powers of permanent revolution to spin the earth like a top until it flies apart*

*sigh*

As a former Catholic who nonetheless has some lingering loyalty to his upbringing and a respect for a great number of people who happen to be Catholic, I must show my disdain and overall underwhelmedness for this "article":

...

Seriously, LOL WTF! Fukkin' n00b HAX!

...

And I leave.

The good OL, U.S of A will either (a) Stay a country for a quite long time, like england, or (b) we will not.

The good OL, U.S of A will either (a) Stay a country for a quite long time, like england, or (b) we will not.

That pretty much says it.

And the OP, if I recall correctly, refers to some shadowy Vatican conspiracy that aims at subverting the US, not destroying it. I suppose you could say "destroy it as we know it" but I got theimpression those Ebil Catholics just want to take us over.