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Just for laughs, I just picked up some of this Skippy Squeez'It peanut butter, and although I was expecting some weird form of peanut butter like substance, it's pretty much the same stuff that you'd get in the jar. I don't think this would be useful for normal consumption, but I do think this would be perfect for backpacking, long car trips, bachelor chow, etc. What I want to know is, why didn't someone come up with this sooner? And what other edibles do you think that manufacturers could put into squeeze containers?

Honestly, I don't know how you could eat regular peanut butter as it is...it's so full of sugar and shit. Just buy some peanut butter where the only ingredients are...peanuts. I'm sure you could put that in little squeeze tubes too.

Honestly, I don't know how you could eat regular peanut butter as it is...it's so full of sugar and shit. Just buy some peanut butter where the only ingredients are...peanuts. I'm sure you could put that in little squeeze tubes too.

Imagine when I make a peanut butter and honey sandwich! I'm on a sugar high for about 20 minutes after eating that. :D

I like my peanut butter like I like my women: Smooth, sweet and nutty. :)

Edit: PS: I'd put pie filling in squeezable containers. Imagine a cracker topped with apple pie filling. Yummy. :)

I like my peanut butter like I like my women: Smooth, sweet and nutty. :)


Between bread? -_^

Between bread? -_^

And covered in jelly.

I like my peanut butter like I like my women

This analogy works with me, too. And I'm allergic to peanuts...:(

I like my peanut butter like I like my women: Smooth, sweet and nutty. :)

Edit: PS: I'd put pie filling in squeezable containers. Imagine a cracker topped with apple pie filling. Yummy. :)

The apple pieces would have to be relatively small, though. But I could see that working. :)

They should make soft serve ice cream and sell it in tubes.

Between bread? -_^

And covered in jelly.

Now you're talking! :D

Spaghetti - what I'd really like is a tube of spaghetti that, once you pop the top, it automatically heats much in the way those hand warmers do. You could then spiral the spaghetti onto your plate in one long thread.

The other end would have snap-off sauce pouch.

*runs to patent office*

I'd call it Spaghettube.

Just for laughs, I just picked up some of this Skippy Squeez'It peanut butter, and although I was expecting some weird form of peanut butter like substance, it's pretty much the same stuff that you'd get in the jar. I don't think this would be useful for normal consumption, but I do think this would be perfect for backpacking, long car trips, bachelor chow, etc. What I want to know is, why didn't someone come up with this sooner? And what other edibles do you think that manufacturers could put into squeeze containers?

PBST's are wonderful for backpacking trips. A thing of that, squeezable jam, and pita bread. Yuuuuuuuum. :)

Spaghetti - what I'd really like is a tube of spaghetti that, once you pop the top, it automatically heats much in the way those hand warmers do. You could then spiral the spaghetti onto your plate in one long thread.

The other end would have snap-off sauce pouch.

*runs to patent office*

I'd call it Spaghettube.

What about the meatballs? And the cheese?

What about the meatballs? And the cheese?

Just add water.

Just add water.

Ode to Spaghettube

Spaghetti and water
whistles the cow going farther
the cow has no balls
they are in the chicken calls

squeeze tubes of peanut butter
a moose's lover
oodles of noodles
the spoon smells of cheese

Ode to Spaghettube

Spaghetti and water
whistles the cow going farther
the cow has no balls
they are in the chicken calls

squeeze tubes of peanut butter
a moose's lover
oodles of noodles
the spoon smells of cheese

You are so not my advertising company.

I'm overcoming the inability to add meatballs by positioning my products as premium, hence:

Spaghettube Carbonara
Spaghettube Arriabiata

Honestly, I don't know how you could eat regular peanut butter as it is...it's so full of sugar and shit. Just buy some peanut butter where the only ingredients are...peanuts. I'm sure you could put that in little squeeze tubes too.

I've had this, it blows.

They should put everything possible in tubes and squeezable containers.

What about the meatballs? And the cheese?

Why the bloody HELL would you sully good spaghetti with cheese?! ARE YOU MAD, MAN?!

Why the bloody HELL would you sully good spaghetti with cheese?! ARE YOU MAD, MAN?!

Parmesan cheese, you fool! Of COURSE you put it on! The Great Saint Laker Gloeihdamae says it!

You are so not my advertising company/

My work here is done. :D

Parmesan cheese, you fool! Of COURSE you put it on! The Great Saint Laker Gloeihdamae says it!



My work here is done. :D

Romano > Parmesan

And covered in jelly.

With plenty of butter?

I am hoping for sqeezable bacon. Actually I am hoping for anything bacon!

Romano > Parmesan

Asiago + Romano + Parmesan cheeses > the sum of their parts.

What I want to know is, why didn't someone come up with this sooner?

Don't ask questions. The walls have ears. I 54, m.08. Later.

Just for laughs, I just picked up some of this Skippy Squeez'It peanut butter, and although I was expecting some weird form of peanut butter like substance, it's pretty much the same stuff that you'd get in the jar. I don't think this would be useful for normal consumption, but I do think this would be perfect for backpacking, long car trips, bachelor chow, etc. What I want to know is, why didn't someone come up with this sooner? And what other edibles do you think that manufacturers could put into squeeze containers?

we have squeezable pb, jelly, butter, sour cream, mayo, mustard, etc. just about every condiment you can think of, the reason really is that it keeps idiots from getting crumbs in them and making me sick.

Romano > Parmesan

Romano tastes like arsenic.
As in salty.

Unless you want to take my word on my claim that I've tried sprinkling arsenic on my pasta dishes, consumed them, and then lived to comment on their salty flavour.

Asiago + Romano + Parmesan cheeses > the sum of their parts.

*drools*

we have squeezable pb, jelly, butter, sour cream, mayo, mustard, etc. just about every condiment you can think of, the reason really is that it keeps idiots from getting crumbs in them and making me sick.

My dad and sister used to make their peanut butter sandwiches with only one knife, which would result in butter and a diverse assortment of jams and jellies being mixed in with the peanut butter, thus ruining the whole jar. They always got mad at me when I asked them to stop.:(

My dad and sister used to make their peanut butter sandwiches with only one knife, which would result in butter and a diverse assortment of jams and jellies being mixed in with the peanut butter, thus ruining the whole jar. They always got mad at me when I asked them to stop.:(

Since honey can be poured, this is proof that honey > jams and jellies, in the realm of sandwiches. :D

Since honey can be poured, this is proof that honey > jams and jellies, in the realm of sandwiches. :D
Unless its the set stuff you can get. Which is a lot less messy than the clear stuff.

They should make soft serve ice cream and sell it in tubes.

My god, he's on to something...

My god, he's on to something...

The obvious solution is to elect Ruffy for President.

My god, he's on to something...
Don't they already do that?

I like my peanut butter like I like my women: Smooth, sweet and nutty. :)

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Yep.