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Please Die Fred Phelps

Cryptic Nightmare
10-12-2007, 05:26
Extreme? I don't think so! Even the sight of this guys makes me wanna vomit! Thanking god for 9/11 and the Indian Ocean Earthquake. I lean to the right on some areas and to the left on others..This guy makes me sick on every level. If anybody should rot in hell it's him. Who shares my disgust of this fuckstick?


And please don't clump all christians and conservatives in with him, not all are like him and hate his guts. And pardon for the language, He just makes me really pissed off.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps
Neo Art
10-12-2007, 05:26
was there a point to this random mental masturbatory fantasy session?
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2007, 05:27
He'll never die. Heaven doesn't want him, and Hell is only allowed one symbol of Evil Incarnate. *nod*
Neesika
10-12-2007, 05:32
Go flamebait somewhere else neo art.

Corny?
Cryptic Nightmare
10-12-2007, 05:34
Corny?

What?
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 05:37
was there a point to this random mental masturbatory fantasy session?

It mightn't have been random. There was mention of Phelps on the republican candidate thread, as VP or something.
Neesika
10-12-2007, 05:39
It mightn't have been random. There was mention of Phelps on the republican candidate thread, as VP or something.

Yeah, like two weeks ago, this guy in front of me at the line in the grocery store was like all 'Mr. Phelps' apparently cuz that's what the clerk called him and I was like whoa! Dude! Like Fred Phelps, and he glared at me and said, 'No, Leon.'
Neo Art
10-12-2007, 05:40
Go flamebait somewhere else neo art.

nah, s'ok, I like it here.
Neo Art
10-12-2007, 05:41
What?

exactly.
Cryptic Nightmare
10-12-2007, 05:41
It mightn't have been random. There was mention of Phelps on the republican candidate thread, as VP or something.


He was mentioned today in the democratic primary thread. And don't feed neo art, he just flamebaiting here.
Neo Art
10-12-2007, 05:43
And don't feed neo art, he just flamebaiting here.

I'm sure your long established time on this forum means your opinions will be listened to seriously and taken into all just consideration.
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 05:43
Yeah, like two weeks ago, this guy in front of me at the line in the grocery store was like all 'Mr. Phelps' apparently cuz that's what the clerk called him and I was like whoa! Dude! Like Fred Phelps, and he glared at me and said, 'No, Leon.'

Again with the sigworthiness!


He was mentioned today in the democratic primary thread. And don't feed neo art, he just flamebaiting here.Whoop, my bad. I was distracted by guys in gladiator outfits.
Neesika
10-12-2007, 05:44
I'm sure your long established time on this forum means your opinions will be listened to seriously and taken into all just consideration.

Yes. Puppets are highly appreciated.
New Limacon
10-12-2007, 05:46
The man just sounds senile. It sounds like he started off as a legitimate lawyer, maybe enough a good one, and then just become nuttier and nuttier. For example, supporting Al Gore then saying Gore's father was in hell, saying he supports Castro, supporting Saddam Hussein (and then saying he was in hell, with Gerald Ford), condemning Sweden and Ireland, and basing his entirely theology on the hatred of one group of people. Someone should do the responsible thing and put this guy in a nursing home.
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 05:48
Someone should do the responsible thing and put this guy in a nursing home.

Responsible would've been flipping the bucket on him.
Neesika
10-12-2007, 05:49
Responsible would've been flipping the bucket on him.

Nicely done.
Jinos
10-12-2007, 05:51
He'll never die. Heaven doesn't want him, and Hell is only allowed one symbol of Evil Incarnate. *nod*

There's always Purgatory:p
Cryptic Nightmare
10-12-2007, 05:52
There's always Purgatory:p


I need to be immoartal then. Because I am not good enough for heaven and not bad enough for hell.
Trotskylvania
10-12-2007, 05:55
He'll never die. Heaven doesn't want him, and Hell is only allowed one symbol of Evil Incarnate. *nod*

/threadwin

He can't go to purgatory, he's not a ebil katholic. We're stuck with him till Ragnarok.
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 05:55
Nicely done.

*bows*
Probably the last important thing i'll ever do. Maybe even the first!
Ohshucksiforgotourname
10-12-2007, 05:57
It mightn't have been random. There was mention of Phelps on the republican candidate thread, as VP or something.

According to the Wikipedia article on him, he's actually - believe it or not (it surprised me when I saw it) - a DEMOCRAT.
Ohshucksiforgotourname
10-12-2007, 05:59
And please don't clump all christians and conservatives in with him, not all are like him.

QFT.
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 06:01
According to the Wikipedia article on him, he's actually - believe it or not (it surprised me when I saw it) - a DEMOCRAT.

That doesn't bode well for the dems, i suspect. What's odd is how that hasn't come up a zillion times here already.
....it probably will though, thanks to you! :p
KneelBeforeZod
10-12-2007, 06:06
Fred Phelps? WHO IS this "Fred Phelps"? Come to me, Fred Phelps, if you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod!...ZOD!

(*shoots Fred Phelps with eye lasers*)

/threadwin

He can't go to purgatory, he's not a ebil katholic. We're stuck with him till Ragnarok.

What are these "ebil katholics" you speak of? And who, or what as the case may be, is this "Ragnarok"? Come to me, ebil katholics and Ragnarok, if you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod!...ZOD!

(*flies off in search of "ebil katholics" and Ragnarok*)
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 06:08
Fred Phelps? WHO IS this "Fred Phelps"? Come to me, Fred Phelps, if you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod!...ZOD!

(*shoots Fred Phelps with eye lasers*)

Don't eat the heart. As it would appear, it's sickly, diseased and filth-ridden, and you certainly won't absorb a lot of courage from it.
Imperio Mexicano
10-12-2007, 12:21
I wish Phelps was an internet troll, so the mods could ban him. :(
Ifreann
10-12-2007, 12:24
Fred Phelps is already dead. His corpse is being animated by his own necromantic powers and his unquenchable hatred for teh gheys.


Also, I apparently paseed 20k without noticing. Damn.
Aryavartha
10-12-2007, 12:44
Yeah, like two weeks ago, this guy in front of me at the line in the grocery store was like all 'Mr. Phelps' apparently cuz that's what the clerk called him and I was like whoa! Dude! Like Fred Phelps, and he glared at me and said, 'No, Leon.'

It's the sane twin.
The Gay Street Militia
11-12-2007, 06:01
Fred Phelps is already dead. His corpse is being animated by his own necromantic powers and his unquenchable hatred for teh gheys.

OMG, how did I not see that before? It's so obvious! The dessicated, hideous appearance... the unremitting stench of pure evil... the cult of mindless followers... his pursuit of temporal power...

Fred Phelps is a lich! We have to find and destroy his phylactery!
KneelBeforeZod
11-12-2007, 06:41
Don't eat the heart. As it would appear, it's sickly, diseased and filth-ridden, and you certainly won't absorb a lot of courage from it.

(*laughs at your well-meaning but ignorant comment*)

(*"ignorant", that is, of Kryptonian biology*)

As long as this creature's heart is not made of kryptonite, it cannot harm me, General Zod! So you have nothing to fear.
Kyronea
11-12-2007, 11:28
Fred Phelps? WHO IS this "Fred Phelps"? Come to me, Fred Phelps, if you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod!...ZOD!

(*shoots Fred Phelps with eye lasers*)



What are these "ebil katholics" you speak of? And who, or what as the case may be, is this "Ragnarok"? Come to me, ebil katholics and Ragnarok, if you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod!...ZOD!

(*flies off in search of "ebil katholics" and Ragnarok*)
Okay, I'm not sure this whole Zod theme is working out for your puppet here. It's not really all that funny. You need to do a better job.
United Beleriand
11-12-2007, 13:15
Does it swim? Or fly?
Corneliu 2
11-12-2007, 16:23
Yes. Puppets are highly appreciated.

I can honestlt say that this dude is in no way a puppet of mine. I never even heard of him till this thread.
Ifreann
11-12-2007, 16:27
OMG, how did I not see that before? It's so obvious! The dessicated, hideous appearance... the unremitting stench of pure evil... the cult of mindless followers... his pursuit of temporal power...

Fred Phelps is a lich! We have to find and destroy his phylactery!

We have to assume that he hid it where nobody would ever dare to look. In his daughter's pants.
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 16:32
We have to assume that he hid it where nobody would ever dare to look. In his daughter's pants.

:eek:
Maineiacs
11-12-2007, 17:10
Fred Phelps will, unfortunately, live forever because God doesn't want him, and Satan's afraid he'll try to take over.
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-12-2007, 17:15
Wishing people dead is pointless - and really says more about the person making the wish than it does about the person for whom the wish is made.

What I wish for Fred Phelps is obscurity and ridicule as his ravings become as impotent as his sexuality. I wish every back turned to him as he sinks out of sight in the sea of his own hatred and stupidity. I wish this for him for eternity.

Really, a lot worse than death.
Ifreann
11-12-2007, 17:17
Wishing people dead is pointless - and really says more about the person making the wish than it does about the person for whom the wish is made.

What I wish for Fred Phelps is obscurity and ridicule as his ravings become as impotent as his sexuality. I wish every back turned to him as he sinks out of sight in the sea of his own hatred and stupidity. I wish this for him for eternity.

Really, a lot worse than death.

Personally I wish he'd just be content to stay at home and rant about teh gheys to his neighbours, who know that old Fred is just getting on in years and his mind isn't really what it used to be. That's what respectable old men do. *nods*
Leptromony
11-12-2007, 17:19
The man just sounds senile. It sounds like he started off as a legitimate lawyer, maybe enough a good one, and then just become nuttier and nuttier. For example, supporting Al Gore then saying Gore's father was in hell, saying he supports Castro, supporting Saddam Hussein (and then saying he was in hell, with Gerald Ford), condemning Sweden and Ireland, and basing his entirely theology on the hatred of one group of people. Someone should do the responsible thing and put this guy in a nursing home.

No, he was never even a good lawyer. He was corrupt. He tred to bribe witnesses, give false lines of questioning, and present evidence which had previously been marked inadmissable, just to let the jury see it.

I just watched a documentary called Fall From Grace. He was just always a crazy, evil quack.
Melphi
11-12-2007, 17:22
What ever happened to that $11 million he was ordered by the courts to pay out?
Ifreann
11-12-2007, 17:26
What ever happened to that $11 million he was ordered by the courts to pay out?

I imagine he wrote a check and told his various lawyer children that he'd be further garnishing their wages.
Laerod
11-12-2007, 17:29
Wishing people dead is pointless - and really says more about the person making the wish than it does about the person for whom the wish is made.Because it deserves to be repeated.
Melphi
11-12-2007, 17:29
I imagine he wrote a check and told his various lawyer children that he'd be further garnishing their wages.

there was talk of appeals and what not. Plus with them buy multiple $400 plane tickets and trying to act like they only have $200 in the bank.....



I was wondering if they appealed and got bitch slapped in the crotch.
BrightonBurg
11-12-2007, 17:29
Casts Level 10 herpies spell @ Fred Phelps .








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New Czardas
11-12-2007, 17:29
OMG, how did I not see that before? It's so obvious! The dessicated, hideous appearance... the unremitting stench of pure evil... the cult of mindless followers... his pursuit of temporal power...

Fred Phelps is a lich! We have to find and destroy his phylactery!
I was going to suggest the Antichrist, but I guess that works too.

Okay, I'm not sure this whole Zod theme is working out for your puppet here. It's not really all that funny. You need to do a better job.
Agreed. And always staying in character sets you a level below Hataria (RIP) in terms of roleplay. Which, needless to say, is bad.

Personally I wish he'd just be content to stay at home and rant about teh gheys to his neighbours, who know that old Fred is just getting on in years and his mind isn't really what it used to be. That's what respectable old men do. *nods*

But it's an awful lot more fun to fly around the country, picket random events, and get media attention and maybe donations! :mad:
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 17:35
What ever happened to that $11 million he was ordered by the courts to pay out?

He secretly donated it to NAMBLA.

*runs*
BrightonBurg
11-12-2007, 17:39
Dont think Fred Phelps has 11 dollars,never mind 11 million,lol
Ifreann
11-12-2007, 17:40
Dont think Fred Phelps has 11 dollars,never mind 11 million,lol

Well all his websites don't host themselves. Though I gues he can get off on legal fees, since he and all his offspring are lawyers.
Leptromony
11-12-2007, 17:46
Well all his websites don't host themselves. Though I gues he can get off on legal fees, since he and all his offspring are lawyers.

He's not a lawyer anymore. He's long been disbarred for bringing "repetition, badgering, innuendo, belligerence, irrelevant and immaterial matter, evidencing only a desire to hurt and destroy the defendant" to most of his cases.
BrightonBurg
11-12-2007, 17:59
The sooner Fred Phelps drops off the face of the earth,the better.

He is in the inner-circle of lame.
The Lone Alliance
11-12-2007, 19:23
OMG, how did I not see that before? It's so obvious! The dessicated, hideous appearance... the unremitting stench of pure evil... the cult of mindless followers... his pursuit of temporal power...

Fred Phelps is a lich! We have to find and destroy his phylactery!

Okay next time they do a rally we need several hundred church goers to stand around them saying "The power of Christ Compels you!"

That hopefully will be enough to equal a "Turn undead" ability.

I
But it's an awful lot more fun to fly around the country, picket random events, and get media attention and maybe donations! :mad:
Don't forget hoping that somebody does something to you at your rallies so you can sue them, the city, the state, and whatever random bystander.

They are a bunch of cons that's all.
The Brevious
12-12-2007, 05:08
So you have nothing to fear.

:eek:
:confused:
:)
Hey, thanks!

*traipses through digital daisy pix*
Bann-ed
12-12-2007, 05:13
Honestly, why do people even talk about this guy?

I can just imagine...

Generic_Person1: So, that's that, about all the topics of discussion I can think of.
Generic_Person2: Damn, what do we talk about now over these stale biscuits and rapidly cooling coffee to delay a return to our third-rate jobs?
Clearly_Brilliant_Man: I've got it! Phelps! Fred Phelps!
Generic_Person1: Brilliant!
Generic_Person2: Brilliant!
The Brevious
12-12-2007, 05:14
We have to assume that he hid it where nobody would ever dare to look. In his daughter's pants.

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