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Which animal is scariest?

Tedthehunter
10-12-2007, 03:20
i'm gonna have to go with william shatner but you need to vote NAO!!!:p
[NS]Click Stand
10-12-2007, 03:22
Besides your topics...Driver ants. They can even eat people:eek:
Sirmomo1
10-12-2007, 03:23
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is
not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an
elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
Barringtonia
10-12-2007, 03:26
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

While scuba diving somewhere in the Caribbean, a lady asked the dive instructor if there were any dangerous sharks in the water.

"No ma'am", replied the instructor, "the dangerous sharks are all on the beach, don't you be buying anything from them".

How we laughed.
Fall of Empire
10-12-2007, 03:32
Click Stand;13277913']Besides your topics...Driver ants. They can even eat people:eek:

Did you here that story several years ago about the old lady in florida who was eaten by ants who tunneled into her home? Shoulda had Orkin standing guard for that one.
Multitanna
10-12-2007, 03:38
Ok lets think about this.

You're walking along one day, and suddenly out of no where a swarm of flying pirhanas attacks and eats you alive in like two minutes. Everyday would be like Russian Roulette. Small children would ask their parents, "Are the flying pirhanas going to eat me today?" The evil parents would then say, "Yes dear if you don't eat your vegetables."

What's William Shatner going to do? Bore you to death while he trys to finish a sentence? He...just...is-not...........scary!
Wandering Argonians
10-12-2007, 03:43
OOC: In the words of Christopher Walken:

"Frankenstein doesn't scare me, cuz he's slow. Marsupials do... cuz they're FAST..."
Dagnia
10-12-2007, 03:49
William Shatner, definitely. All the other ones you can avoid by being certain places, and they don't appear in annoying commercials.
Theoretical Physicists
10-12-2007, 04:09
Of those options, William Shatner is pretty terrifying. On the other hand, a Canadian polar bear could take all of them out.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-12-2007, 04:13
In before "Man is the evilest animal."

But, seriously, we're pretty awesome.
Posi
10-12-2007, 04:30
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1584/attacktigersml6.jpg
Upper Botswavia
10-12-2007, 04:43
Platypus. I know, they look all goofy and cute and all, but did you know that this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, semi-aquatic mammal actually has spurs on its hind legs that are attached to poison sacs and they can kill you with that poison?

Makes you wonder what any Intelligent Designer might have been thinking there... "Hey, I have all these left over spare parts, I have to do SOMETHING with them..."

Must have been evolution, I guess.
New Limacon
10-12-2007, 04:53
Platypus. I know, they look all goofy and cute and all, but did you know that this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, semi-aquatic mammal actually has spurs on its hind legs that are attached to poison sacs and they can kill you with that poison?

Makes you wonder what any Intelligent Designer might have been thinking there... "Hey, I have all these left over spare parts, I have to do SOMETHING with them..."

Must have been evolution, I guess.

I personally believe it was the Intelligent Designer's first try. Either that or they were made during His* Dadaist period.

* While I capitalized "His," that does not mean I am talking about the Abrahamic God. I am talking about the Intelligent Designer, who may be God...or may be something else. To quote Uncyclopedia, "that's what makes it science."
Upper Botswavia
10-12-2007, 04:55
I personally believe it was the Intelligent Designer's first try. Either that or they were made during His* Dadaist period.

* While I capitalized "His," that does not mean I am talking about the Abrahamic God. I am talking about the Intelligent Designer, who may be God...or may be something else. To quote Uncyclopedia, "that's what makes it science."

The question then becomes "Which came first, the platypus or Dada?" which is very Dadaist in and of itself.
The Scandinvans
10-12-2007, 04:58
This beats them all.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/398032677_dfab408834.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2007, 05:00
Candiru, the South American Penis Fish. :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

Edit: Oh, In Before The 'Clowns' Response. >.<
Cryptic Nightmare
10-12-2007, 05:10
Humans. Humans have caused more death and destruction in 1 month than all animals have in 20 years combined.
Greater Somalia
10-12-2007, 05:11
william shatner :eek:
Tedthehunter
10-12-2007, 05:48
william shatner :eek:

Yes, William Shatner.:eek:
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 06:07
i'm gonna have to go with william shatner but you need to vote NAO!!!:p
What, no mention of snardlepiffer? :(
:upmine:
Neo Art
10-12-2007, 06:12
proving once again that the most dangerous animal...is the zookeeper!
Curious Inquiry
10-12-2007, 08:28
william shatner :eek:

"I am a conduit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) . . ."
The Brevious
10-12-2007, 08:54
Candiru, the South American Penis Fish. :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA


Argh! You fiend!
Kyronea
10-12-2007, 09:40
"I am a conduit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) . . ."
Eegads!

But I'm not surprised. He is so a Shaman, the cheating bastard.
Greal
10-12-2007, 10:16
The most dangerous animal in the world is.....a Chicken:D
Dontgonearthere
10-12-2007, 10:16
The Oscilating Spined Kill Fish, of course. Its fourty percent deadlier than any other fish on earth.
Cameroi
10-12-2007, 10:24
it's something of a toss up between the well meaning human of adamantly arbitrary but well intended belief, and the not so well meaning human who for whatever reason is motivated to pull the wings off of butterflies and other humans.

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Rambhutan
10-12-2007, 10:36
Well if chaos theory is right I would say butterflies - think of the destruction they cause by simply flapping their wings in the Amazon and creating hurricanes somewhere else. The flappy little bastards have killed millions through their irresponsible flying.

Shouldn't it be bipolar bears?
Callisdrun
10-12-2007, 10:43
Armies of bears. Seriously people, how many lives is your right to arm bears worth?
Egg and chips
10-12-2007, 11:26
http://photos-317.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v158/106/80/513099317/n513099317_190101_9006.jpg
Imperio Mexicano
10-12-2007, 12:44
The ratel.
Rambhutan
10-12-2007, 12:44
The ratel.

Hooray for Honey Badgers.
Imperio Mexicano
10-12-2007, 12:47
Hooray for Honey Badgers.

Yay!