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i'm gonna have to go with william shatner but you need to vote NAO!!!:p

Besides your topics...Driver ants. They can even eat people:eek:

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is
not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an
elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

While scuba diving somewhere in the Caribbean, a lady asked the dive instructor if there were any dangerous sharks in the water.

"No ma'am", replied the instructor, "the dangerous sharks are all on the beach, don't you be buying anything from them".

How we laughed.

Click Stand;13277913']Besides your topics...Driver ants. They can even eat people:eek:

Did you here that story several years ago about the old lady in florida who was eaten by ants who tunneled into her home? Shoulda had Orkin standing guard for that one.

Ok lets think about this.

You're walking along one day, and suddenly out of no where a swarm of flying pirhanas attacks and eats you alive in like two minutes. Everyday would be like Russian Roulette. Small children would ask their parents, "Are the flying pirhanas going to eat me today?" The evil parents would then say, "Yes dear if you don't eat your vegetables."

What's William Shatner going to do? Bore you to death while he trys to finish a sentence? He...just...is-not...........scary!

OOC: In the words of Christopher Walken:

"Frankenstein doesn't scare me, cuz he's slow. Marsupials do... cuz they're FAST..."

William Shatner, definitely. All the other ones you can avoid by being certain places, and they don't appear in annoying commercials.

Of those options, William Shatner is pretty terrifying. On the other hand, a Canadian polar bear could take all of them out.

In before "Man is the evilest animal."

But, seriously, we're pretty awesome.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1584/attacktigersml6.jpg

Platypus. I know, they look all goofy and cute and all, but did you know that this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, semi-aquatic mammal actually has spurs on its hind legs that are attached to poison sacs and they can kill you with that poison?

Makes you wonder what any Intelligent Designer might have been thinking there... "Hey, I have all these left over spare parts, I have to do SOMETHING with them..."

Must have been evolution, I guess.

Platypus. I know, they look all goofy and cute and all, but did you know that this egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, semi-aquatic mammal actually has spurs on its hind legs that are attached to poison sacs and they can kill you with that poison?

Makes you wonder what any Intelligent Designer might have been thinking there... "Hey, I have all these left over spare parts, I have to do SOMETHING with them..."

Must have been evolution, I guess.

I personally believe it was the Intelligent Designer's first try. Either that or they were made during His* Dadaist period.

* While I capitalized "His," that does not mean I am talking about the Abrahamic God. I am talking about the Intelligent Designer, who may be God...or may be something else. To quote Uncyclopedia, "that's what makes it science."

I personally believe it was the Intelligent Designer's first try. Either that or they were made during His* Dadaist period.

* While I capitalized "His," that does not mean I am talking about the Abrahamic God. I am talking about the Intelligent Designer, who may be God...or may be something else. To quote Uncyclopedia, "that's what makes it science."

The question then becomes "Which came first, the platypus or Dada?" which is very Dadaist in and of itself.

This beats them all.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/398032677_dfab408834.jpg

Candiru, the South American Penis Fish. :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

Edit: Oh, In Before The 'Clowns' Response. >.<

Humans. Humans have caused more death and destruction in 1 month than all animals have in 20 years combined.

william shatner :eek:

william shatner :eek:

Yes, William Shatner.:eek:

i'm gonna have to go with william shatner but you need to vote NAO!!!:p
What, no mention of snardlepiffer? :(
:upmine:

proving once again that the most dangerous animal...is the zookeeper!

william shatner :eek:

"I am a conduit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) . . ."

Candiru, the South American Penis Fish. :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA


Argh! You fiend!

"I am a conduit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5AF1lPRWG8) . . ."
Eegads!

But I'm not surprised. He is so a Shaman, the cheating bastard.

The most dangerous animal in the world is.....a Chicken:D

The Oscilating Spined Kill Fish, of course. Its fourty percent deadlier than any other fish on earth.

it's something of a toss up between the well meaning human of adamantly arbitrary but well intended belief, and the not so well meaning human who for whatever reason is motivated to pull the wings off of butterflies and other humans.

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Well if chaos theory is right I would say butterflies - think of the destruction they cause by simply flapping their wings in the Amazon and creating hurricanes somewhere else. The flappy little bastards have killed millions through their irresponsible flying.

Shouldn't it be bipolar bears?

Armies of bears. Seriously people, how many lives is your right to arm bears worth?

http://photos-317.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v158/106/80/513099317/n513099317_190101_9006.jpg

The ratel.

The ratel.

Hooray for Honey Badgers.

Hooray for Honey Badgers.

Yay!