NationStates Jolt Archive


Pie or Cake?

Tedthehunter
09-12-2007, 01:56
Time to answer the age old question pie or cake?
I say cake but you all need to vote NAO!
Boihaemum
09-12-2007, 01:58
Cake, specifically chocolate or paradise.
Wilgrove
09-12-2007, 01:58
Cheesecake FTW!
Gun Manufacturers
09-12-2007, 01:59
The best "cake" I ever had was called ice box cake. It was alternating layers of graham crackers and chocolate pudding (the cook and serve kind, not the instant kind).
Yootopia
09-12-2007, 01:59
Shortbread :p
Ralacai
09-12-2007, 02:04
Pumpkin pie, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. :p
South Lorenya
09-12-2007, 02:07
Pizza.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2007, 02:08
For throwing or eating?
Indri
09-12-2007, 02:14
It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
New Malachite Square
09-12-2007, 02:15
For throwing or eating?

Can't it be both?
Posi
09-12-2007, 02:18
It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

EDIT:FUCK!
Cake vs Pie
09-12-2007, 02:19
O NOZ PIE IS LOOSING! :eek:

*hacks poll to make pie win by 100*

Is bettah.
Call to power
09-12-2007, 02:21
the best if everything is considered is pie however Wilgrove is right in suggesting that cheesecake beats everything

still pie due to edibility (do you think I have time to digest pointless sponge!?)
Fassitude
09-12-2007, 02:24
Obligatory: Death, please. Uh, I mean cake!
German Nightmare
09-12-2007, 02:26
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif COOKIES!?!
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2007, 02:28
Can't it be both?

The best overall pie to both throw and eat is Chocolate Cream. It's delicious, yet leaves a delightful mix of dark and light colors and creamy and crumbly textures. A superior pie.

The best throwing and eating cake is the double-layer round devil's food cake with chocolate frosting. Round cakes are more compact and therefore, easier to throw. *nod*
Dalmatia Cisalpina
09-12-2007, 02:29
Cake. Chocolate cake. Always.
Cake vs Pie
09-12-2007, 02:33
Noz! Pumpkin Pie!!!
Non Aligned States
09-12-2007, 03:10
The cake poll is a lie.
The cake poll is a lie.
The cake poll is a lie.

:p
Soyut
09-12-2007, 03:15
cheesecake FTW!
Vetalia
09-12-2007, 03:25
Look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you, I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive...
German Nightmare
09-12-2007, 03:51
cheesecake FTW!
QFT!
Callisdrun
09-12-2007, 03:59
Depends.

Is the cake chocolate?

What about the pie? What's the filling?

Are we talking store-bought or homemade?

If the latter, I choose dark chocolate cake.

If the former, I choose pumpkin pie. It's hard to fuck up.
Tedthehunter
09-12-2007, 04:52
The best "cake" I ever had was called ice box cake. It was alternating layers of graham crackers and chocolate pudding (the cook and serve kind, not the instant kind).

i agree cake rules pie can just suck my fat hairy ****
Wawavia
09-12-2007, 04:58
Cake for sure. Pie is too easy to get wrong; The filling is bad, the crust is bad, etc. But cake on the other hand is fairly basic and even when it's bad, it's still pretty good (much like pizza and sex).
Sirmomo1
09-12-2007, 05:23
You can never have pie too often but you can have cake too often

ON THE OTHER HAND

I would not like to be presented on a special occasion with a celebratory pie
Curious Inquiry
09-12-2007, 05:26
Gimme strawberry-rhubarb pie,
cause everyone knows the cake is a lie!
Gun Manufacturers
09-12-2007, 06:10
i agree cake rules pie can just suck my fat hairy ****

nose?



:p
Non Aligned States
09-12-2007, 07:17
Look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you, I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive...

This is a triumph,
I'm making a note here,
Huge success,

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php

:p
Vandal-Unknown
09-12-2007, 08:25
This is a triumph,
I'm making a note here,
Huge success,

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php

:p

The cake, so delicious and moist, will be served and grief counseling will be provided.
Non Aligned States
09-12-2007, 10:37
The cake, so delicious and moist, will be served and grief counseling will be provided.

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to be done
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still aliiivvve.....
Curious Inquiry
09-12-2007, 11:10
Obligatory: Death, please. Uh, I mean cake!

Fass, you're slipping. No linkage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY)? Some people may have, you know, forgotten :)
Tedthehunter
09-12-2007, 19:41
:D cake rules because it was invented by ninjas :p
Indri
10-12-2007, 03:43
* One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
* One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
* Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
* Four large eggs.
* One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
* Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
* One and two third cups granulated sugar.
* Two cups all purpose flower.

Don't forget garnishes such as:
* Fish shaped crackers.
* Fish shaped candies.
* Fish shaped solid waste.
* Fish shaped dirt.
* Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
* Pull and peel licorice.
* Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
* Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
* One cup lemon juice.
* Alpha resins.
* Unsaturated polyester resin.
* Fiberglass surface resins.
* And volatile malted milk impoundments.

* Nine large egg yolks.
* Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
* One cup granulated sugar.
* An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
* Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
* Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
* One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
* One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
* Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
* One large rhubarb.
* One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
* Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

* Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
* Slaughter electric needle injector.
* Cordless electric needle injector.
* Injector needle driver.
* Injector needle gun.
* Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Curious Inquiry
10-12-2007, 18:22
:D cake rules because it was invented by ninjas :p

Pie rules, because it's the first sylable of "pirate" :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-12-2007, 18:27
Cake -

German Chocolate Cake
Carrot Cake
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Cream Cake
Pound Cake
Devil's Food Cake
Angel Food Cake

Pie -

Apple Pie
Lemon Meringue Pie
Strawberry Pie
Chocolate Cream Pie
Pecan Pie

Cake ftw.
Curious Inquiry
10-12-2007, 18:31
Cake -

German Chocolate Cake
Carrot Cake
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Cream Cake
Pound Cake
Devil's Food Cake
Angel Food Cake

Pie -

Apple Pie
Lemon Meringue Pie
Strawberry Pie
Chocolate Cream Pie
Pecan Pie

Cake ftw.
You left strawberry-rhubarb off the pie list. Your comparison is teh fail.
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-12-2007, 18:39
You left strawberry-rhubarb off the pie list. Your comparison is teh fail.

There's a reason I left it off. It sucks. My mother used to make it, it made me gag - along with her mincemeat pie. Her pumpkin pie was outstanding, though, so maybe I'll add that to the list.
Newer Burmecia
10-12-2007, 18:41
Both.

Yum.
Curious Inquiry
10-12-2007, 18:52
There's a reason I left it off. It sucks. My mother used to make it, it made me gag - along with her mincemeat pie. Her pumpkin pie was outstanding, though, so maybe I'll add that to the list.
More for me!
*rubs hands in glee*
Infinite Revolution
10-12-2007, 19:35
a thousand times pie.
Thandryn
10-12-2007, 19:46
Cheesecake is the single best dessert ever!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whoops I voted pie...crudbucket
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2007, 19:51
Cheesecake is the single best dessert ever!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whoops I voted pie...crudbucket

It's okay. Cheesecake is actually a pie. It and Boston Cream Pie(which is actually a cake) participated in an exchange program. *nod*
Forsakia
10-12-2007, 20:09
I'll say what I always say.

The day they make a pie with a stripper in it is the day I'll consider voting for it. Until then, cake ftw.
Curious Inquiry
10-12-2007, 20:12
I'll say what I always say.

The day they make a pie with a stripper in it is the day I'll consider voting for it. Until then, cake ftw.

Stripper-in-a-pie would be redundant. Strippers already have pies ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
10-12-2007, 20:14
I like cheesecake from time to time.

I like pecan pie.

Thats about it.
Sarejavo
10-12-2007, 20:29
hmm theres Lemon Meringue Pie
but then theres Victoria Sponge Cake

or Apple Pie

but that doesn't compare to CHEESECAKE
or Angel Cake

i think cake wins
Conserative Morality
10-12-2007, 22:25
The Cake Is A Lie! The Cake Is A Lie! The Cake Is A Lie!
The Cake is a Lie
10-12-2007, 23:09
I prefer pie.
Vetalia
10-12-2007, 23:26
I prefer pie.

OH SH-
Pure Metal
11-12-2007, 00:30
we don't do sweet pies in this country much. i vote cake!

cheesecake....
but then there's banoffee pie! ...now i'm confused :confused:
Kyronea
11-12-2007, 00:33
There's a reason I left it off. It sucks. My mother used to make it, it made me gag - along with her mincemeat pie. Her pumpkin pie was outstanding, though, so maybe I'll add that to the list.

How can you hate strawberry rhubarb?! IT'S PINK CELERY! HOW CAN YOU HATE PINK CELERY?!

As for me, cake wins out, but pie is good too.
Jinos
11-12-2007, 00:43
Pie is the devils invention! The power of Cake compells you!
Farnhamia
11-12-2007, 00:47
Pie is the devils invention! The power of Cake compells you!

Begone, Crumb of Cake-dom! You cannot pass here!
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/3c9987fdcc5c1-87-1.jpg
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 00:55
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/cookiemonster.gif COOKIES!?!

Is there anything you don't have a smiley for? :p
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 00:55
How can you hate strawberry rhubarb?! IT'S PINK CELERY! HOW CAN YOU HATE PINK CELERY?!

No, it's not.

Rhubard tastes good.

Celery tastes bad.
Darknovae
11-12-2007, 01:08
Cake!

With the exception of pumpkin pie. :)
Farnhamia
11-12-2007, 01:10
Cake!

With the exception of pumpkin pie. :)

Pancake! No, wait ... :p How are ya, kiddo?

(I'll be sending some pie missionaries to your house soon.)
Curious Inquiry
11-12-2007, 07:00
Is there anything you don't have a smiley for? :p

Imperio Mexicano, meet German Nightmare.
Posi
11-12-2007, 08:52
Cake!

With the exception of pumpkin pie. :)
You are wrong. There are no exceptions to cake. Only deliciousness.
Sinnland
11-12-2007, 20:07
Grandmother's pecan pie. :p
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 20:09
Imperio Mexicano, meet German Nightmare.

*shakes GN's hand*
Jello Biafra
11-12-2007, 20:18
Cake. Chocolate cake. Always.Seconded.
With chocolate icing.
Imperio Mexicano
11-12-2007, 20:47
Seconded.
With chocolate icing.

And chocolate icing on the chocolate icing. :D
New Granada
12-12-2007, 03:45
Pie and coke, if you get my meaning.
Gun Manufacturers
12-12-2007, 05:20
You are wrong. There are no exceptions to cake. Only deliciousness.

No, YOU'RE wrong. The only exception to cake is MORE cake. :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-12-2007, 05:25
Pies are good, yes, but cake just has more variety.
Assuming, of course, that "cake" here means "Sheet cakes, loaf cakes, round cakes, layered cakes, cupcakes . . .
Excuse me, I'm going to have to run out now and see if there are any bakeries nearby that are still open. Probably not, but I'm suddenly unsure if I'll survive a night without delicious baked goods.
Tedthehunter
12-12-2007, 05:33
Pies are good, yes, but cake just has more variety.
Assuming, of course, that "cake" here means "Sheet cakes, loaf cakes, round cakes, layered cakes, cupcakes . . .
Excuse me, I'm going to have to run out now and see if there are any bakeries nearby that are still open. Probably not, but I'm suddenly unsure if I'll survive a night without delicious baked goods.

As the poster of this thread, I am extremely happy to congratulate you and any others that are in love with cake. Pie sucks, you know why? Because pirates eat it, and pirates suck, ninjas are better. If you want to vote on this subject go to my other thread "Pirates or Ninjas".:p
Curious Inquiry
12-12-2007, 05:57
As the poster of this thread, I am extremely happy to congratulate you and any others that are in love with cake. Pie sucks, you know why? Because pirates eat it, and pirates suck, ninjas are better. If you want to vote on this subject go to my other thread "Pirates or Ninjas".:p

Yarr! More pie for me, ye scallywag!
Indri
12-12-2007, 06:34
No chocolate icing. Coconut pecan frosting.
HSH Prince Eric
12-12-2007, 06:44
Pie and Cobbler.
CK Spellers
12-12-2007, 06:55
Pie if it's lemon icebox or ckey lime. Otherwise, ckake.
Endopolis
12-12-2007, 07:18
Pie or cake...

A too huge debate. As deep as "to be or not to be" ;)
Gun Manufacturers
12-12-2007, 07:47
Pie needs ice cream (aka A La Mode), to be as awesome as cake is by itself.
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13-12-2007, 00:11
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