NationStates Jolt Archive


Happy Chanukah

New Brittonia
07-12-2007, 04:12
Have a Happy and Blessed Chanukah to all the Jewish NS'ers out there

http://z.about.com/d/longisland/1/0/C/2/jb_hol_lights_hanukkah.jpg
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 04:16
I'm being oppressed!
*is oppressed*
New Brittonia
07-12-2007, 04:20
I'm being oppressed!
*is oppressed*

Why is that?
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 04:22
Why is that?

You didn't wish me a Happy or Blessed Chanukah! :p

Happy and Blessed Chanukah to you!
New Brittonia
07-12-2007, 04:24
You didn't wish me a Happy or Blessed Chanukah! :p

Happy and Blessed Chanukah to you!

Oh, yes, you chould have the right to choose if you want a Happy Chanukkah, a Joyous Chanukkah, or a Blessed Chanukkah.
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 04:26
Oh, yes, you chould have the right to choose if you want a Happy Chanukkah, a Joyous Chanukkah, or a Blessed Chanukkah.

I'll take a Happy Chanukkah with dreidel to go. Hold the menorah please.
Mirkana
07-12-2007, 04:27
Thank you.
New Brittonia
07-12-2007, 04:31
I'll take a Happy Chanukkah with dreidel to go. Hold the menorah please.

What is this, the Burger King?

Thank you.

You're welcome, i'm guessing you're Jewish then
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2007, 04:44
Starts singing Adam Sandler, but then stops while pondering the line about Houdini and Blaine's escape abilities.
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2007, 04:46
I'll take a Happy Chanukkah with dreidel to go. Hold the menorah please.

Would you like to supersize your latkes with that?
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 04:57
Would you like to supersize your latkes with that?

If you wannakah.
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2007, 05:02
If you wannakah.

To Bann-ed
Please pull up the window.

Yelling inside
One Happy Chanukkah with supersized latkes, dreidel to go. Hold the menorah!

Muddled reply
One Happy Chanukkah, supersized latkes, dreidel to go, no menorah! Coming right up!
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 05:03
To Bann-ed
Please pull up the window.

Yelling inside
One Happy Chanukkah with supersized latkes, dreidel to go. Hold the menorah!

Muddled reply
One Happy Chanukkah, supersized latkes, dreidel to go, no menorah! Coming right up!

:p

Happy Chanukkah!
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2007, 05:13
:p

Happy Chanukkah!

Don't say that to me, I'm Catholic!

But in the interests of political correctness, and the fact that there's a significant risk of me getting gutted by those ACLU guys, instead of wishing a Merry Christmas, I'll go with this:

Happy Holidays! Now which bowl has the spike eggnog? I wanna get drunk!
IL Ruffino
07-12-2007, 05:13
May Allah keep you safe and warm.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-12-2007, 05:14
May Allah keep you safe a warm.
May Allah send you more consonants. :(
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 05:15
Don't say that to me, I'm Catholic!

But in the interests of political correctness, and the fact that there's a significant risk of me getting gutted by those ACLU guys, instead of wishing a M**** C********, I'll go with this:

Happy Holidays! Now which bowl has the spike eggnog? I wanna get drunk!

Me too! (theoretically)

Happy Wintery Sort of Cold Holiday Season! (depending where you live)

*spikes bowl of eggnog with Aqua Dots*
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 05:16
May Allah send you more consonants. :(

Noah, noah, maya he notta speaka witha Italiana accenta. Capisce-a?
King Arthur the Great
07-12-2007, 05:16
May Allah keep you safe a warm.

*Pours glass of spiked eggnog, reclines in couch recliner to watch the fire-works.*
IL Ruffino
07-12-2007, 05:28
May Allah send you more consonants. :(

May Allah prescribe us both strong sleeping medication.
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 05:31
May Allah prescribe us both strong sleeping medication.

*enters the room with a 2x4*
IL Ruffino
07-12-2007, 05:37
*enters the room with a 2x4*

Her first!
Bann-ed
07-12-2007, 05:44
Her first!

You summoned.
*flattens Ruffy with the board, but peacefully*

*turns out WYTYG's lights as well*

*ascends to heaven*
Mirkana
08-12-2007, 03:18
May Allah keep you safe and warm.

Amen.
South Lorenya
08-12-2007, 03:31
mmm, chanukah...

I'm not jewish anymore, but my family is. Super Mario Galaxy = fun.
Maraque
08-12-2007, 03:35
Happy Hanukkah y'all!
Wilgrove
08-12-2007, 04:16
Happy Chanukah to those of the Jewish Faith. :)

Can I have a clay Dradle?
Kreitzmoorland
08-12-2007, 04:22
thank you! And happy Hanukka to all of NS!

I just made a batch of my special potato/yam latkas. Mmmmmm. can't wait to eat them! Sunday I'm going to try my hand at making sufganiot from scratch. We'll see how that goes.
Kyronea
08-12-2007, 10:39
Bah Humbug!

...

Erm...that doesn't work for Chanukah, does it?
Nobel Hobos
08-12-2007, 10:54
Bah Humbug!

...

Erm...that doesn't work for Chanukah, does it?

Oh, I think Scrooge is multi-denominational.

Bah humbug to you too! :fluffle:
Nobel Hobos
08-12-2007, 12:43
Since my only knowledge of Chanukah is a few minutes reading on the 'net, I feel a bit awkward wishing anyone a Happy Hannukah.

Let it be clear, though, that I certainly hope no-one has an unhappy Chanukah. It lasts for eight days, right?