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Another who are you thread. Well? ANSWER ME!! Poll coming.

boy, but I don't act like one :p

I'm a boy who likes
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like theyre girls
Who do girls like theyre boys

I consider myself a woman. Young and more than entirely uncertain of life ... but a woman.

there are no girls on the internet.

lol, you imply that there are girls in the internetz.

EDIT:
Damn you, Smunkee! :mad:

I'm an FBI agent.

*performs a thorough self-examination* Cool! I'm a boy! :)

*performs a thorough self-examination* Cool! I'm a boy! :)

Gah! Beat me to it! :p

Yeah...that was an unintended pun. : P

there are no girls on the internet.

*looks closer at porn*

...shes right!

*looks closer at porn*

...shes right!

:D

Yes.

Wait... lemme check...

Yeah, that's me... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_8472#Physiology)

I was born on Christmas Day, thus I am Jesus.

I was born on Christmas Day, thus I am Jesus.

and Gods gift to present buying :p

I am more of a man than you will ever be and more of a woman than you will ever get!
*To no one in particular*

I'm an outie. :)

Personally i'm a G.I.R.L.
Guy
In
Real
Life

*Looks at hearts written around guy's name in notebook*

GIRL! AND PROUD OF IT!
:D

My gender is Female.

Now I want to :fluffle: a guy. Come hither for :fluffle:.

*looks closer at porn*

...shes right!

What?

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:p

My gender is Female.

Now I want to :fluffle: a guy. Come hither for :fluffle:.

Here I am, mistress. I kneel before you and beg you to :fluffle: me.

I'm pretty sure I'm a guy. Girls aren't allowed to play on the high school football team, are they?

And I'm fairly sure most girls don't drool over a girl they go to school with who they don't have a shot at, right?

I'm also going on a limb here and assuming your average girl don't have a dick, right?

That, and incase any of you have your doubts about my gender, take a look at the name. That should do.

None of your damn business.
Leave my penis out of this!

I'm pretty sure I'm a guy. Girls aren't allowed to play on the high school football team, are they?

well.... some girls I know.... *shrugs*

Neither, I'm a man. and don't call me BOY again. :p

corrections: woman. not a girl.

Another who are you thread. Well? ANSWER ME!! Poll coming.

Yes.

lol, you imply that there are girls in the internetz.

EDIT:
Damn you, Smunkee! :mad:

The Internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are cops.

We seem to have 16 people claiming they're jesus. I recommend that they fight it out with hook-edged daggers -- last one alive is declared the real one, assuming he doesn't die of blood loss! ;)

I am beyond such meaningless categories.

I am more of a man than you will ever be

You think you're a man
But you're only a boy...

Only one person on NSG knows for sure.

ok, two if you count me. :p

We seem to have 16 people claiming they're jesus. I recommend that they fight it out with hook-edged daggers -- last one alive is declared the real one, assuming he doesn't die of blood loss! ;)

The one that comes back to life three days later. ;)

My gender is Female.

Now I want to :fluffle: a guy. Come hither for :fluffle:.

OMG a female! Surely its not a boy posing as a girl!:fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:



Of course, I am a guy. I have proof. :p

I'm ... probably fictional.

Of course, I am a guy. I have proof. :p
we'll take your word. no need to show us proof... :eek:

we'll take your word. no need to show us proof... :eek:

Dang. :(

Um...
*looks around*
Not entirely sure. I've probably been out of human contact for too long. Hell, forget where I am next!
...
What are all you people doing in my house?

What happens when your penis and vagina touch?

What happens when your penis and vagina touch?

Baby jesus cries.

I'm not a boy.....

I am a MAN!

I'm not a boy.....

I am a MAN!

Keep telling yourself that sonny.
*pats you on the head*

Je suis une femme.

I have to say, the boy:girl ration on NSG is looking worse than at almost any point in the last 3-4 years that I've been posting.

Keep telling yourself that sonny.
*pats you on the head*

Ok Grandpa, time for you to lie down. Does your dippey need to be change? Does it? ;) :D

I have to say, the boy:girl ration on NSG is looking worse than at almost any point in the last 3-4 years that I've been posting.
Maybe all the Both, Neither, and Jesii are females? No? Yea...you're right..
Ok Grandpa, time for you to lie down. Does your dippey need to be change? Does it? ;) :D
Sure, feel free, I'll just relax here. Don't let me get in your way.

Maybe all the Both, Neither, and Jesii are females? No? Yea...you're right..

Well...no...I'm definitely right :p

You think you're a man
But you're only a boy...*sings along*
You think you're a man but you're only a toy.
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see
You weren't man enough to satisfy me.

To those other three who have answered "both" ...

greetings, siblings!

To those other three who have answered "both" ...

greetings, siblings!

:p

*drums and cymbal*

To those other three who have answered "both" ...

greetings, siblings!

How do you mean both?

I honestly don's understand how someone can be both.

How do you mean both?

I honestly don's understand how someone can be both.

On NSG, anything is possible.

Honestly.

I guess they would need all the sexual organs of both genders.

*sings along*
You think you're a man but you're only a toy.
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see
You weren't man enough to satisfy me.

It seemed an appropriate song for this thread. :)

Though it fit Wilgrove's post better than yours....

How do you mean both?

I honestly don's understand how someone can be both.

Actually there are people who are Hermaphrodite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite) who have both sex organs.

according to the poll, there are more eunuchs on nationstates than there are women.

On NSG, anything is possible.

Honestly.

I guess they would need all the sexual organs of both genders.

I've been posting on NSG for more than long enougn to know that...

Actually there are people who are Hermaphrodite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite) who have both sex organs.

...and that that is more or less impossible in humans.

Fool. There are no girls on the internet. Their place is the kitchen. Or the bedroom.

I have the utmost respect for women.

...and that that is more or less impossible in humans.

Read the Article.....

Read the Article.....

All I see is my "more or less" and, in the article "[citation needed]".

Sorry.

How do you mean both?

I honestly don's understand how someone can be both.

In the strictest definition of sex, it is very unusual (VERY) to be a fertile male and a fertile female simultaneously. So in that sense, I am not both.

But I took "boy or girl" to mean the far more flexible question of gender.

I have many characteristics which are only valued in girls. Also characteristics which are only valued in boys. I want them valued.

Therefore I want to be considered both.

Also, if anyone has expectations of me as "a girl" or "a boy" I want to not be bound by those expectations. To be both allows me more freedom.

'Both, please' said Pooh. Then, anxious not to seem greedy, he added 'but no bread please.'

In the strictest definition of sex, it is very unusual (VERY) to be a fertile male and a fertile female simultaneously. So in that sense, I am not both.

But I took "boy or girl" to mean the far more flexible question of gender.

I have many characteristics which are only valued in girls. Also characteristics which are only valued in boys. I want them valued.

Therefore I want to be considered both.

Also, if anyone has expectations of me as "a girl" or "a boy" I want to not be bound by those expectations. To be both allows me more freedom.

I don't really understand "both", but as a part of the "LGBT" spectrum I can respect it.

On NSG, anything is possible.

Honestly.

I guess they would need all the sexual organs of both genders.

Ah! So you've found the "show posters sexual organs" button!

I don't really understand "both", but as a part of the "LGBT" spectrum I can respect it.

We all live in a fantasy world, I think. Until we hit the cold reality of "how do I have kids, then?" it's all a bit of fun.

Ah! So you've found the "show posters sexual organs" button!

Maek me unsee it!!

Guy, thus i win

We all live in a fantasy world, I think. Until we hit the cold reality of "how do I have kids, then?" it's all a bit of fun.

So how would you classify yourself?

I would put myself under numbers 3 and 4 of that spectrum.

So how would you classify yourself?

I would put myself under numbers 3 and 4 of that spectrum.

I would classify myself as "not having kids" and therefore quite feral on the whole subject. Gender is a load of fascist crap!

I would classify myself as "not having kids" and therefore quite feral on the whole subject. Gender is a load of fascist crap!

I most certainly disagree. As someone who has been fighting her whole life on the supremacy of gender over sex.

But that's how it goes.

I would classify myself as "not having kids" and therefore quite feral on the whole subject. Gender is a load of fascist crap!
I most certainly disagree. As someone who has been fighting her whole life on the supremacy of gender over sex.

But that's how it goes.

Excuse me, but even if I go and read your forty posts of post history, I can't take your "her whole life" statement seriously.

I'd like to start over, because the subject is important to me. But first, assure me you are not Barringtonia. ..?

I take a dim view of OP's puppetting in the thread they started.

Excuse me, but even if I go and read your forty posts of post history, I can't take your "her whole life" statement seriously.

I'd like to start over, because the subject is important to me. But first, assure me you are not Barringtonia. ..?

I take a dim view of OP's puppetting in the thread they started.

Let you assume I'm not who? I have no idea who Barringtonia is. I've posted here for around 3 years, I had a post count of between 11 and 12 thousand, and my previous name began with "N" as well. This subject that we happened to have strayed on happens to be extremely important to me as well.

You can make whatever assumptions you want, but you'll be wrong if you think I'm someone called Barringtonia.

Let you assume I'm not who? I have no idea who Barringtonia is. I've posted here for around 3 years, I had a post count of between 11 and 12 thousand, and my previous name began with "N" as well. This subject that we happened to have strayed on happens to be extremely important to me as well.

You can make whatever assumptions you want, but you'll be wrong if you think I'm someone called Barringtonia.

Excellent!

So: in terms of biological function, it doesn't make much sense for anyone here to claim to be both boy and girl.

The OP didn't make this very clear, what exactly defines a poster as one or the other.

I think it's perfectly fine for a poster to lie about such things. Another example would be race or nationality. If you can't change it in real life, I see 'role-playing' it in the forum as a positive thing, a sign of empathy rather than mockery.

Depends how it's done, I guess.

Excellent!

So: in terms of biological function, it doesn't make much sense for anyone here to claim to be both boy and girl.

The OP didn't make this very clear, what exactly defines a poster as one or the other.

In this context I don't believe sex to be important. Gender, from what I can see, is much more important. As we are all expressing ourselves without physicality it seems absurd to include sex; sex is a physical classification. Gender, as far as I'm concerned, is what an individual considers themselves to be; a psychological state; male or female, obviously with potentially help from a psychologist.

I think it's perfectly fine for a poster to lie about such things. Another example would be race or nationality. If you can't change it in real life, I see 'role-playing' it in the forum as a positive thing, a sign of empathy rather than mockery.

Depends how it's done, I guess.

I don't understand lying on-line. I've never lied about my gender, my nationality, my hair colour, my upbringing, or whatever.

What's the point? It's a group of people you're most likely never going to meet.

Nobel Hobos:Excellent!

So: in terms of biological function, it doesn't make much sense for anyone here to claim to be both boy and girl.

The OP didn't make this very clear, what exactly defines a poster as one or the other.
In this context I don't believe sex to be important. Gender, from what I can see, is much more important. As we are all expressing ourselves without physicality it seems absurd to include sex; sex is a physical classification. Gender, as far as I'm concerned, is what an individual considers themselves to be; a psychological state; male or female, obviously with potentially help from a psychologist.

That last aside, I agree.

What you can and can't do, can and can't say, is predicated on gender in the real world. And gender is hugely predicated on biological sex.

Now I'm sure a lot of forum users use other channels to discover the age and sex and nationality of their prospective "mates." I'm actually quite sure that NSG has a 'matchmaking' role, that a part of our interactions here is to find 'soul-mates' regardless of nationality or looks.

I like you so far. And I'm not going to guess your 11,000+ persona. That would probably just spoil it for me. :)

Oh, and "assume" =/= "assure."

*looks southwards*

Definitely a man here. Nothing 'boyish' about that!

gay, not particularly effeminate but if you called me masculine it would probably insult me. "other".

Another who are you thread. Well? ANSWER ME!! Poll coming.

I don't think of myself as either, I'm a woman.

I was born on Christmas Day, thus I am Jesus.

I was born on Easter, so what am I, the resurrected jesus? :confused:

I'm a MAN, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
The Internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are Chris Hansen.

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The Internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are Chris Haaaaaaaaaansen

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Let you assume I'm not who? I have no idea who Barringtonia is. I've posted here for around 3 years, I had a post count of between 11 and 12 thousand, and my previous name began with "N" as well. This subject that we happened to have strayed on happens to be extremely important to me as well.Welcome back! :)

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In this context I don't believe sex to be important. Gender, from what I can see, is much more important. As we are all expressing ourselves without physicality it seems absurd to include sex; sex is a physical classification. Gender, as far as I'm concerned, is what an individual considers themselves to be; a psychological state; male or female, obviously with potentially help from a psychologist.



I don't understand lying on-line. I've never lied about my gender, my nationality, my hair colour, my upbringing, or whatever.

What's the point? It's a group of people you're most likely never going to meet.
Let the record show that I would be seriously freaked out if I met anyone from NS in real life. It would likely scar me for the rest of my days.

Let the record show that I would be seriously freaked out if I met anyone from NS in real life. It would likely scar me for the rest of my days.I've met Ilie.

I am a Pancake. :)

Let the record show that I would be seriously freaked out if I met anyone from NS in real life. It would likely scar me for the rest of my days.
I have met Cazelia, in fact i knew him as long as he has been onNS

wow - I guess that disproportionate boy/girl ratio isn't just limited to my local regional forum then o.0

Had to go with "both" since I freely live as one or the other as the fancy takes me ^.~ (if you're really interested, I'm a girl today but my birth certificate will tell you I'm male).

Another who are you thread. Well? ANSWER ME!! Poll coming.

I am biologically male, and mentally I switch between the two whenever I choose.

However, despite that, I remain heterosexual. (Or homosexual if you really want to call it that when I'm in mental female mode.)

White males are all racist anti-islamic swine!

I'm a man!

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!

<That's the funny thing. Since robots are manufactured, we don't really need genders.

That means, unfortunately, we can't do this :fluffle:>

I really am a boy. I'm just in character.

White males are all racist anti-islamic swine!

I AM NOT! :(

I AM NOT! :(

If hell were real you would go there for this blatant like you Kapitalist Pig-Dog!

If hell were real you would go there for this blatant like you Kapitalist Pig-Dog!

But I'm not a Kapitalist Pig-Dog!

I AM NOT! :(

But I'm not a Kapitalist Pig-Dog!

You are too!

You are too!

Okay, seriously though, what's going here, eh? It has suddenly stopped being funny once I realized who was joking at me.

I was born on Easter, so what am I, the resurrected jesus? :confused:

:headbang: well now that its in my head I guess I have to think about it huh??? well, I guess it just might mean that, in fact I say it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and :upyours: to any one who wants to argue :p

I am a Pancake. :)

obviously female. for a male breakfast bread would've said Flapjack. :p

OK, in order to answer the question in both the letter and the spirit part, I'll bo with this:

Physiological Sex: Male

Psychological Gender: Man.

As for my manliness, I have determined that I classify as a man based on the following:

I have enough facial hair to never need to wear a ski mask while hitting the slopes.

Coffee is consumed black, extra-strong, and no milk, cream, or sugar added.

Using loose pants and possibly the extra length of my belt, I can balance a beer mug when 'pitching the tent.'

Whiskey makes a great Christmas gift.

Heavy Metal. Enough said.

My favorite shirts are flannel. When hacking down trees for firewood, they make for great outdoors-wear.

I am proficient with the axe.

Beef Jerky is easily the greatest form of solid food ever.

Due to the fact that the poll is not public, it is made of epic fail.

girl

Wow 32 people claim to be Jesus...

Wow 32 people claim to be Jesus...

Or maybe Jesus is a member of NSG and voted once, and then voted 31 more times via puppets.

Well, with all the people claiming to be Jesus, this gives me an idea. Of course, it does involve a number of thefts, but the idea is theoretically sound.

Not only will this help prove the correct Jesus, but I could also use it to find the Holy Lance. See, we steal all the claimant spears, and start poking each candidate. By my reasoning, whichever one dies and then resurrects in three days will be able to identify the real one. That, and we could charge them all with various forms of energy to see if any unleash destructive waves of power blasts. That last part would be pretty cool.

I've met Ilie.

It was fun! I have met lots of NSers in RL, and it is super serially the bomb. I highly recommend it.

It was fun! I have met lots of NSers in RL, and it is super serially the bomb. I highly recommend it.

Bah... what's the point of Internet anonymity if you reveal to everyone what a horrible person you are in real life?

I don't believe in genders. Just for the sake of not believing in them.

I don't believe in genders.

"Believe" as in "support" ("I believe in socialism") or as in "assert the existence of" ("I believe in faeries")?

I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. The doctor tells me I'm female but I'm as flat as an ironing board and play on the football team so who knows...
The only feminine thing about me is my caffeine intake and hair length, so perhaps I'm a homosexual-transsexual-hermaphrodite or.. something.

I am a Demon from Hell.

Edit: OK, a male demon, but a Demon none the less.

I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. The doctor tells me I'm female but I'm as flat as an ironing board and play on the football team so who knows...
The only feminine thing about me is my caffeine intake and hair length, so perhaps I'm a homosexual-transsexual-hermaphrodite or.. something.Whose puppet are you?

I am male. a bit old to be a "boy"

Guess...

Bah... what's the point of Internet anonymity if you reveal to everyone what a horrible person you are in real life?I'd think if you were a horrible person in real life it would show through on the internet. :p

girl. I will admit that I know most of the people in my region and that is why I'm completely insane. And they're the only reason i started playing NS.

I'd think if you were a horrible person in real life it would show through on the internet. :p

Not if you're careful. :)

Man-hippo

I am like 99% of the people who browse the internet...a guy. Poll speaks for itself.

Not if you're careful. :)Heh. Good point.

I am a 31 year old male.

I'm ... probably fictional.

You're ... probably MAX BARRY!

What happens when your penis and vagina touch?

You wake up screaming, until you look and see only one or the other, and not both.
Or else you impregnate yourself. :p

White males are all racist anti-islamic swine!

No, it is people who say bigoted stuff like THAT who are racist swine! :mad:

Another who are you thread. Well? ANSWER ME!! Poll coming.
What am I? With the wonders of Surgery, whatever the hell I want to be.

Ignorant cowards! I am neither of these "boy" or "girl" you speak of. I am what you humans call a "man". I am more of a "man" than any of you human "men" will ever be. I am General Zod, your rightful leader!

Now KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

No, it is people who say bigoted stuff like THAT who are racist swine! :mad:

Kontor has recently taken to randomly saying the sorts of things that he imagines leftists think. Perhaps he's waiting for people to agree with him or something, I don't really know.

Kontor has recently taken to randomly saying the sorts of things that he imagines leftists think. Perhaps he's waiting for people to agree with him or something, I don't really know.

(*breathes sigh of relief*)

At first I thought he genuinely believed it himself.

I certainly HOPE nobody agrees with that asinine statement of his.

*performs a thorough self-examination* Cool! I'm a boy! :)

*examines, confirms otherwise*

You're a goofball! :eek: