NationStates Jolt Archive


I'm going to ask Santa to make the reality stop

The_pantless_hero
04-12-2007, 22:43
If you didn't already know, Billy Ray Cyrus is riding his daughter's fame back into the limelight by getting his reality show.If that wasn't enough, Snoop Dogg is also getting his own reality show.

Was Hogan Knows Best really that popular that they have to give every semi-celebrity their own reality show?
Call to power
04-12-2007, 22:47
and who are these people?

the only reality show I'd be interested in is puppy T.V!!!1 (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/monitor_cleaner.swf)
Kryozerkia
04-12-2007, 22:47
Why not just ask God, I fail to see how asking Santa would achieve results. You just get the same thing in the end. Squat.
Markeliopia
04-12-2007, 22:47
Max Barry needs his own reality show
Pan-Arab Barronia
04-12-2007, 22:49
CheddarVision (http://www.cheddarvision.tv) FTW!
Neesika
04-12-2007, 23:02
Don't watch.

That's the first step to making it go away.
Kryozerkia
04-12-2007, 23:07
Don't watch.

That's the first step to making it go away.

The voice of reason strikes. Damn you and your logic! :)
Neesika
04-12-2007, 23:09
The voice of reason strikes. Damn you and your logic! :)

My brand of logic works for both humans AND weasels (http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Weasels_Ripped_My_Flesh.jpg).
Kryozerkia
04-12-2007, 23:21
My brand of logic works for both humans AND weasels (http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Weasels_Ripped_My_Flesh.jpg).

But you see, weasels ascribed to a whole other brand of logic, achievable only through the display of sheer jackassory. :)
Neesika
04-12-2007, 23:28
But you see, weasels ascribed to a whole other brand of logic, achievable only through the display of sheer jackassory. :)

So they're Republicans?
Iniika
05-12-2007, 00:58
Doesn't Billy Ray Cyrus already have his own redneck medical drama? o.O Or did that get cancelled in its first week? x3
Wilgrove
05-12-2007, 01:03
and who are these people?

the only reality show I'd be interested in is puppy T.V!!!1 (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/monitor_cleaner.swf)

Now if they just make a Kitty Reality TV Show, I'll be in Heaven! That was cute!
Wilgrove
05-12-2007, 01:04
If you didn't already know, Billy Ray Cyrus is riding his daughter's fame back into the limelight by getting his reality show.If that wasn't enough, Snoop Dogg is also getting his own reality show.

Was Hogan Knows Best really that popular that they have to give every semi-celebrity their own reality show?

This is worse than Vanilla Ice Trying to make another hit, or MC Hammer trying to make it big again.
The_pantless_hero
05-12-2007, 02:18
This is worse than Vanilla Ice Trying to make another hit, or MC Hammer trying to make it big again.

MC Hammer runs around in little backwater nowhere talk shows playing off that he used to be big. Vanilla Ice on the other hand tries to pretend he doesn't exist.
JuNii
05-12-2007, 02:21
Reality T.V. = Acting experience for those with no Acting Ability.
JuNii
05-12-2007, 02:24
MC Hammer runs around in little backwater nowhere talk shows playing off that he used to be big. Vanilla Ice on the other hand tries to pretend he doesn't exist.

... last I heard, MC Hammer was a preacher in a small church somewhere...
Demented Hamsters
05-12-2007, 03:06
If you didn't already know, Billy Ray Cyrus is riding his daughter's fame back into the limelight by getting his reality show.If that wasn't enough, Snoop Dogg is also getting his own reality show.

Was Hogan Knows Best really that popular that they have to give every semi-celebrity their own reality show?
Isn't it obvious? These media whores feed off limelight and, as such, are willing to do anything and everything to remain there - no matter how embarrassing and/or personal (eg. 'I'm a celebrity' shows).
For the networks, it's win-win for two reasons:
1. They know these ppl still have enough fan-base to garner a respectable (respectable in size not quality) audience + a few morbid peoples who are the sort to look through someone else's bathroom cabinets.
2. These shows cost much less to make than a TV drama/comedy/whathaveyou with proper actors/writers/support staff/directors/producers etc etc.

Reality shows are the bane of modern times and unfortunately I can't see them going away any time soon. For every 1 person willing to whore themselves out embarrass themselves on nationwide TV, there's always 1000 others willing to take their place.
The_pantless_hero
05-12-2007, 03:30
... last I heard, MC Hammer was a preacher in a small church somewhere...

You sure that isn't Rev Run?
JuNii
05-12-2007, 03:35
You sure that isn't Rev Run?

nope (http://www.weht.net/WEHT/M.C._Hammer.html).
Hammer is now an evangilist, his shows now consist of prayer, preaching and gospel singing. He lives in a four-bedroom home in Northern California with his wife and 4 children.
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"Following the September 11, 2001 attacks, Hammer released the patriotic album Active Duty on his own WorldHit label and donated portions of the proceeds to 9/11 charities. MC Hammer has a television show on the Trinity Broadcasting Network. Hammer is an advisor to stealth Internet start-up Dance Jam."
Domici
05-12-2007, 03:36
If you didn't already know, Billy Ray Cyrus is riding his daughter's fame back into the limelight by getting his reality show.If that wasn't enough, Snoop Dogg is also getting his own reality show.

Was Hogan Knows Best really that popular that they have to give every semi-celebrity their own reality show?

Unless the writers go back to work we can look forward to more of the same.

From the makers of Miami Ink in which we follow the efforts of tattoo artists to promote their business, comes Brooklyn Bodega (http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/2007_12_arts_bodega.png).

From the makers of Project Runway in which a hot chick looks at ugly clothes on skinny girls comes Project Couch (http://clubsoccer.nike.com/inside/images/events/reading_my_CosmoGirl.JPG)in which OK looking girls read about clothes that will be considered ugly next year.

Finally, from ESPN and the makers of of the Chapelle Show, the world Dice Championship.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-12-2007, 03:50
Heroin makes the world go away. Unfortunately, the world will take all your money, girlfriend, apartment and self-respect with it.
Our Earth
05-12-2007, 05:01
Welcome to the writer's strike.