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Who would win in a eight-round caged boxing match? Who would be better as president? Who can make the better steak? How many Bill Braskys or Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? So I ask who is more mighty, Bill Brasky or Chuck Norris?

Mr. T

"Truly, the one who asks questions about The Norris, comparing His Might with others, cannot possibly attain salvation. This foolish man cannot possibly understand the Divine Truths contained in this Book, so thou are commanded to keep these secrets [within this Book] hidden unto such a man" (Norris Gita 1.1-5)

Norris Gita is the Divine Song (Gita) of Chuck Norris (Norris)

Batman (http://youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM)

WHO IS this "Bill Brasky"? WHO IS this "Chuck Norris"? I'll tell you who is the mightiest; it is I, General Zod, the rightful leader of planet Houston, who am the mightiest! These "Bill Brasky" and "Chuck Norris" are no match for my powers which I get from your yellow sun! Come to me, Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris, if either of you dare! I defy you! Come! Come and kneel before Zod!...ZOD!

(*flies off in search of Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris*)

Ann Widdecombe.

All "Who would win?" threads have been permanently answered here (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/).

Indeed. Mr Rogers in a blood stained sweater wins, hands down.

All "Who would win?" threads have been permanently answered here (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/).

More aptly (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027).

After that uber Chuck Norris thread there is still a question. I figure after 10,000 replies on how Chuck Norris will kill you every way till Sunday I thought this was put to rest.

People on the internet still talk about Chuck Norris?

Fuck am I glad I got a life.

Feh. They pale in comparison to Jessica Fletcher. Wherever the woman goes, people die. By the end of the series, she had pretty much decimated America and was on her way to the UK and the Middle East (with brief stopovers in Russia, Greece and Spain). Everywhere she goes, she leaves a trail of bodies - without ever using a gun, a knife, karate or kung-fu. She doesn't have to screw in light bulbs, strong men do that for her. She can cook steak and lobster. And, if she were president, her mere presence anywhere would cause all evil doers to die or surrender without more than a mild argument.

After that uber Chuck Norris thread there is still a question. I figure after 10,000 replies on how Chuck Norris will kill you every way till Sunday I thought this was put to rest.

It's like any other Internet meme. It'll only die when the Internet does. It was fun when it was fresh but let it rest in peace with dignity, people.

Feh. They pale in comparison to Jessica Fletcher. Wherever the woman goes, people die. By the end of the series, she had pretty much decimated America and was on her way to the UK and the Middle East (with brief stopovers in Russia, Greece and Spain). Everywhere she goes, she leaves a trail of bodies - without ever using a gun, a knife, karate or kung-fu. She doesn't have to screw in light bulbs, strong men do that for her. She can cook steak and lobster. And, if she were president, her mere presence anywhere would cause all evil doers to die or surrender without more than a mild argument.

Seriously, why haven't the people of Cabbet Cove just run her out of town?

Mr. THe pities all fools.

People on the internet still talk about Chuck Norris?

Fuck am I glad I got a life.


Thats really cool... I'm so glad that somone who has has a life made a comment because everyone else who did doesn't have a life. *Sarcasm*


Next time you feel like insulting a bunch people please don't... Thankyou

Missed the "who cares?" option on the poll.

Hey, I had hoped for this thread to be about Bill Cosby (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill Cosby), not Bill Brasky!

I voted for Chuck here, but I would have voted for Cosby, would you have included him.

EDIT: And that's a Reverse Rounhouse Kick (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse roundhouse kick), btw. Did you know?