How I Nearly Joined a Cult
Rotovia-
03-12-2007, 18:04
Now, I know what you're thinking; "there's no way Rotovia's not badass enough to avoid being sucked into a cult!"... and you'd be dead wrong! Just like whatever religious or scientific belief you've ever held. Now, moving on...
So, there I was minding my own business, slinking past the ticket inspectors at Central Station, when this pruned up version of Dame Judy Dench thrusts this newspaper into my hands.
"Hear how La Roche predicted Bush would {{Anything he's ever done, can go here}}"
That instantly got my attention. When I realised in wasn't GreenLeft Weekly, it dawned on me that political compass had once again led me astray.
I began to walk away.
"You hate Bush don't you...?"
She knows me so well.
"You could join the La Roche Youth Movement and join the bus to our conference"
Yes, of course I will go and make trouble for the establishment. Wait, you know what... I'll just Google you guys instead.
They weren't to keen on that.
I was planning to support their wonderfully Bush-hating party (The Citizens Electoral Council) when I realised they are some kind of right-wing, mentally defective, Jonestown wanna-be, losers!
Did they offer Kool Aid? If so, I might join. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2007, 18:10
If you want to reach your full state of enlightenment and dock with the Mothership, you'll have to be castrated.
*whips out a large mallet* THis could sting...
It just took one look at the "Is Goebbels on your Campus?" issue to know that it wasn't worth my time.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
03-12-2007, 18:12
Note to Rotovia: Answering rhetorical questions from people handing out leaflets in the street? Always a bad idea.
It just took one look at the "Is Goebbels on your Campus?" issue to know that it wasn't worth my time.
Wow, an actual Godwin on they're website ? ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2007, 18:18
Note to Rotovia: Answering rhetorical questions from people handing out leaflets in the street? Always a bad idea.
On the other hand, if you want to see a great facial reaction, just answer the question, "Have you found Jesus?" with the response, "Only the one piece."
You will see about six emotional responses in a period of less than two seconds. :)
Wow, an actual Godwin on they're website ? ;)Magazine. They were handing them out at UVA while I was there.
On the other hand, if you want to see a great facial reaction, just answer the question, "Have you found Jesus?" with the response, "Only the one piece."
You will see about six emotional responses in a period of less than two seconds. :)I've been wanting to do a "Where's Waldo" poster that features Jesus so that when someone comes up to me and asks that, I can say "No," whip the poster out, and say "But together, we should be able to."
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2007, 18:22
I've been wanting to do a "Where's Waldo" poster that features Jesus so that when someone comes up to me and asks that, I can say "No," whip the poster out, and say "But together, we should be able to."
http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/
:)
Ashmoria
03-12-2007, 18:22
uh
did this happen in australia?
what were larouchies doing in australia?
is lyndon larouche still alive?
On the other hand, if you want to see a great facial reaction, just answer the question, "Have you found Jesus?" with the response, "Only the one piece."
You will see about six emotional responses in a period of less than two seconds. :)
Perhaps
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/prairydog.gif
Or
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/whaazuh.gif
:p
http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/
:)No! :mad:
Did they offer Kool Aid? If so, I might join. :p
No, but there was FlavorAid
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2007, 18:26
No! :mad:
Yes! :D
No, but there was FlavorAid
They went cheap on the mass suicide? :eek: You figure they'd go all out :p
Call to power
03-12-2007, 18:28
A=432Hz!
I had a group of Mormon missionaries come up to me awhile ago trying to get my number and such (because I'm hot stuff), unfortunately this guy sounded like Dracula and wanted my money and logic
Peepelonia
03-12-2007, 18:29
Yes! :D
Maybe....:rolleyes:
Yes! :DScrew 'em. I'm gonna make my own anyway.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2007, 18:35
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIOzE5jpNPo
:)
Lunatic Goofballs
03-12-2007, 18:38
Perhaps
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/prairydog.gif
Or
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/whaazuh.gif
:p
I like the second one. :)
Desperate Measures
03-12-2007, 18:43
I think those same people told me that the world would end on Oct. 12, 1999. And they were right. They were right.
http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/
:)
Absolutely awesome. This'll be my WebFind for the day.
Dalmatia Cisalpina
03-12-2007, 23:59
On the other hand, if you want to see a great facial reaction, just answer the question, "Have you found Jesus?" with the response, "Only the one piece."
You will see about six emotional responses in a period of less than two seconds. :)
Blessings upon you, LG. Your posts never fail to make me laugh.