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or maybe it's just a close relative!

Vermin Love Supreme (http://www.vote-smart.org/bio.php?can_id=53133)
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LG... is that you? (http://www.vote-smart.org/npat.php?can_id=53133).

yes, this is an offically announced Presidental candidate! :eek:

we will be protected by his mighty army of winged monkeys!

All I'll say is; I have found my candidate! :D

This guy has the best policies of any I've read. You yanks should all vote for him.

Yeah, but watch as the Establishment try to derail him with attack ads showing LG to be a clean, respectable human being with nothing silly going on.

Yeah, but watch as the Establishment try to derail him with attack ads showing LG to be a clean, respectable human being with nothing silly going on.

ha, but he will have on his side...
both pro and anti abortion people
all dentists
All simians with avian apendages
all anti-defense spending supporters
all anti-income tax persons
all tax supporters
All environmentalists
All American Expansionists...

ha, but he will have on his side...
both pro and anti abortion people
all dentists
All simians with avian apendages
all anti-defense spending supporters
all anti-income tax persons
all tax supporters
All environmentalists
All American Expansionists...

Not to mention the maniacs and crazy people. Well, except for the Neoconservatives. They're spoken for. *nod*

All I'll say is; I have found my candidate! :D

Voting for yourself, LG? ;)

Yeah, but watch as the Establishment try to derail him with attack ads showing LG to be a clean, respectable human being with nothing silly going on.

I guess that's why he's running as a Republican. He'll still get treated as more respectable than John Edwards.

Any country that wants U.S. aid or trade they should apply for statehood. We have plenty of room for more stars on Old Glory, official flag of the United States of the Global Empire. Just think of the tax base, think of the jobs. Think of the commemorative quarter dollar coin. Wow.

Interesting foriegn policy.

Love it or leave it. If a company leaves America and abandons loyal workers, I say screw'em. If a country underprices U.S. products by using slave or child labor, or by abusing laborers, the environment, or human rights, I say, we don't need what their selling: work will make U free trade.

My thoughts exactly.

I propose a welfare to warfare program. The global war on terrorism can end poverty. If a man has no shoes...give him combat boots. If a woman has nothing to eat...put her in the mess hall. If a person has no place to live put them in the barracks.

What happened to the flying monkeys?!!!

Voting for yourself, LG? ;)

Why not? I agree with all my own politics, and while I don't completely trust me to look after my best interests, I know that I have a good heart. :)

What happened to the flying monkeys?!!!

POOR PEOPLE = FLYING MONKEYS, thanks to Dr. Plantagenet's genetic manipulation formula!

Based off of naturally radioactive ingredients to give you that healthy green glow and complete with male sex drive additive, the Flying Monkeys Formula will GIVE YOU WINGS!

By the Makers of Red Bull and Canadian Nuclear Reactors.

I'd vote for him. Then again though, I'd vote for the exhumed corpse of Premier Kruschev over anyone whos running currently (Save Ron Paul, of course...he's cool...)

Those of you interested in supporting LG's campaign, the following volunteers are needed:

Anyone with a background in Constitutional Law, various groups are claiming that LG does not meet the age requirements to run for president, since as a manifestation of global hysteria, he is constantly being recreated moment to moment, existing for mere picoseconds at a time. They claim he is therefore not 35 years of age. We need someone admitted to the Bar who can draft a brief explaining that Lunatic Goofballs is well over 35, since he came into being the first time a caveman wrote his name in the snow without using his hands.

Also, the Federal Election Commission has denied LG use of the US Presidential Candidate Corps of Praetorians, on the basis that it does not exist. So, we need bodyguards for our candidate. Since he is rarely in corporeal form, its an easy job. Please have basic training in close quarter personnel security, either from the government or with P. Diddy.

Lastly, another caucasian, Gary.

We could take the argument that LG is much like a force of nature and has existed alongside them, that should do the trick for age, I'd think.

We could take the argument that LG is much like a force of nature and has existed alongside them, that should do the trick for age, I'd think.

Seems reasonable. Even the Bush administration will accept him as being at least 6,000 years old if he's a force of nature.

I have an even better idea - make LG head of DARPA. Then, he can be involved in the actual day-to-day process of creating flying monkeys.

I have an even better idea - make LG head of DARPA. Then, he can be involved in the actual day-to-day process of creating flying monkeys.

Actually, I want to make flying pigs.

Do you have any idea how much unlikely stuff will happen and how many unfulfillable promises will have to be kept if I could accomplish that?

My god, it'll be beautiful!

Pony-based economy FTW!