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LOL, not all criminals are stupid...

JuNii
01-12-2007, 20:23
Taken from The Tonight Show's HEADLINES (http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3013/34.shtml#headline) site. so no link to the actual article.

but from what I can read...

Nearly Nude Woman Steals Show in Theft
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By Edward C. Fennell
Of the Post-Courier Staff
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A Clerk can't remember much about the men who robbed his convience store, but he didn't forget details about their scantily clad female accomplice, Summerville Police said.

A Woman wearing only the breifest of panties accompanied two men who stole $60 worth of beer about 5:30 am Sunday from the store on U.S. Highway 78. The woman walked around the store under the watchful eyes of the 49-year old clerk while the robbers hauled off four cases of beer, Summerville Police Detective Cpt. Al Lapolla

The clerk told police he thinks the men were white but can't say for sure. He said the woman was white but was not sure about her height or hair color.

"The parts of her anatomy that he concentrated on he was able to tell us a great detail about," Lapolla said. "The cheif put me on this case. I don't know if this punnishment or a reward."

Asked if the store had cameras that might have photographed the trio, Lapolla said, "It's not one of those stores, Damn it."

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can you imagine the police line up if they ever get to that point? :D
Nodinia
01-12-2007, 20:45
LOL, not all criminals are stupid...


Take Dick Cheney, for instance....
Isidoor
01-12-2007, 20:59
why don't I ever get robbed by naked women :(
Katganistan
01-12-2007, 21:06
Man, for $60 I would have eaten the loss rather than be known as "the guy with the nudist shoplifters" for the rest of my life.
Old Tacoma
01-12-2007, 22:22
Man, for $60 I would have eaten the loss rather than be known as "the guy with the nudist shoplifters" for the rest of my life.

Well look at it this way. The guy has something interesting to talk about in probably a rather dull life behind a convenience store register.
Old Tacoma
01-12-2007, 22:23
Take Dick Cheney, for instance....

Nodina :sniper: <---- Dick C
Big Jim P
01-12-2007, 22:46
Man, for $60 I would have eaten the loss rather than be known as "the guy with the nudist shoplifters" for the rest of my life.

Meh, I'd just pay her the $60 up front to walk around the store.:D
Rubiconic Crossings
01-12-2007, 23:24
How long until the CCTV footage hits the web?
JuNii
01-12-2007, 23:27
How long until the CCTV footage hits the web?

last line of the article. :(
Hoyteca
02-12-2007, 07:02
last line of the article. :(

Damn, but those crooks are brilliant. Rob a store that had no security and use a naked woman to distract any potential witnesses. A lot less illegal than the traditional "kill 'em all" many robbers use to prevent any witnesses from testifying. Pure genious.
Mirkana
02-12-2007, 21:43
Agreed. This is a stroke of genius. If I ever pull off a heist, I will use this tactic.
Hoyteca
03-12-2007, 02:34
Agreed. This is a stroke of genius. If I ever pull off a heist, I will use this tactic.

Remember to plan it carefully. Make sure there's no camera and make sure the chick is hot. Also, make sure the clerk is either a straight male or lesbian. One last thing. Don't be too noticeable. If you are too hot or too ugly, the plan won't work and you will be identified.
Bann-ed
03-12-2007, 02:51
This thread is worthless without pics.
Call to power
03-12-2007, 02:54
I'd just like to take the time to mention that I have several bundles of money somewhere on my person ;)
Non Aligned States
03-12-2007, 03:12
I'd just like to take the time to mention that I have several bundles of money somewhere on my person ;)

*cudgels CtP*

Now you don't. ^^
Call to power
03-12-2007, 03:18
*cudgels CtP*

Now you don't. ^^

did you check every nook and cranny....:eek:
Non Aligned States
03-12-2007, 04:47
did you check every nook and cranny....:eek:

Only the finest intrusive body examination by Guantanamo Bay specialists. :p