NationStates Jolt Archive


My hair is so awesome.

IL Ruffino
28-11-2007, 09:44
I haven't washed my hair in days so I finally got around to it today, and let me tell you.. My hair is so awesome and soft.

Is your hair awesome?

Discuss.
Posi
28-11-2007, 09:53
My hair is awesome. I wash it every day.
Christmahanukwanzikah
28-11-2007, 09:55
I have a big ass cowlick in the front of my hair, which makes things a mess for trying to part it or shit like that. So I cut it short or else it all goes all over the place.
Mensheid
28-11-2007, 09:56
My hair is awesome because I support Ron Paul.
Barringtonia
28-11-2007, 09:57
My hair is about the only thing about me that isn't awesome - I think when God created me, at the last moment he realized I might well be more awesome than Him and therefore screwed my hair up on purpose.
SeathorniaII
28-11-2007, 10:02
My hair is awesome because I support Ron Paul.

My hair is awesome because I oppose Luap Nor.
Nodinia
28-11-2007, 10:06
I get a 2 all over, so I don't have to worry about it. Can't have bits sticking out when theres no bits to stick...
Maineiacs
28-11-2007, 10:11
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2830/worstthreadfi3.png (http://imageshack.us)
Delator
28-11-2007, 10:17
Is your hair awesome?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Headbangin.jpg

That's me in the middle...you tell me. :p
Peisandros
28-11-2007, 10:20
Mine is pretty awesome atm. Got it cut like last week I think. It was getting longer and a bit curly and shit. Now it's nice and short. 4 around the sides and back, little bit longer up top.
Pure Metal
28-11-2007, 10:31
my hair is pretty damn awesome even if i do keep it in a ponytail most of the time these days
Jello Biafra
28-11-2007, 11:31
Mine is okay, but I said it's awesome anyway.
Ifreann
28-11-2007, 12:02
Mine is somewhat awesome. I shall probably give it a wash tonight.
Rambhutan
28-11-2007, 12:08
I long since parted ways with my hair - musical differences.
Nobel Hobos
28-11-2007, 12:27
My hair is so awesome, camels roam in the interior.
Barringtonia
28-11-2007, 12:38
My hair is so awesome, camels roam in the interior.

You should listen to your doctor more closely, it's crabs and we're talking about the hair on one's head anyway.
Mooseica
28-11-2007, 12:39
My hair is rather awesome, though I say so myself. I wash it every day, so it's all soft and smooth and slightly wavy at the ends when it gets quite long (as it is now).

I have been told that it is very enjoyable to stroke. I take this as a sign of relatively sizeable amounts of awesome.
Studutopia
28-11-2007, 12:41
Semi-awesome. Could be a bit longer so it would cover my eyes so I wouldn't see a damn thing :rolleyes:
Strator
28-11-2007, 12:42
I go swimming often, and the chlorine in the pool is so thick that no matter how hard I try, it takes at least two days before my hair is normal.
Mooseica
28-11-2007, 13:01
I go swimming often, and the chlorine in the pool is so thick that no matter how hard I try, it takes at least two days before my hair is normal.

I used to have that problem (before I stopped swimming). It got so bad that one time I went to have my hair cut and the woman couldn't actually get at it with the trimmers. That was the only time I've ever had my hair washed in the little sink thingy they have there (which is a shame because it was quite fun really).

Apparently there's various different kinds of shampoo you can get specifically for chlorinated hair.

I never bothered with it - I had horrendous hair and didn't really give a damn :)
Nobel Hobos
28-11-2007, 13:26
I never bothered with it - I had horrendous hair and didn't really give a damn :)

Hair, who needs it? It's flammable, for one thing.
Floral Design
28-11-2007, 15:09
My hair looks like David Bowie's from the Labyrinth, except that the long bits go down to my ass. I wash it daily.

I have a big ass cowlick in the front of my hair, which makes things a mess for trying to part it or shit like that. So I cut it short or else it all goes all over the place.

I've got one of those, too, but I love it- if I ever don't feel like styling my hair in the morning, the cowlick makes my hair do the amazing asymmetrical upward-sweeping thing, which makes strangers say "I like what you've done with your hair".
Peepelonia
28-11-2007, 15:16
My hair has always been, is now, and shall ever remain naturally awesome. My secret? Wash it only twice a week.
Smunkeeville
28-11-2007, 15:18
with the help of a round brush, a hair dryer, a ceramic flat iron, a 2" curling iron, moose, root boost, shine spray and pomade, my hair is awesome!
Andaluciae
28-11-2007, 15:24
I wash my hair daily, and regularly maintain it, because I know it's lifespan is limited, and as such, I ought to enjoy it while I can.
Rambhutan
28-11-2007, 15:25
with the help of a round brush, a hair dryer, a ceramic flat iron, a 2" curling iron, moose, root boost, shine spray and pomade, my hair is awesome!

Doesn't the moose fall off?
Maraque
28-11-2007, 15:33
My hair is nappy and rough. 'tis not awesome.
Smunkeeville
28-11-2007, 15:33
Doesn't the moose fall off?

velcro and duct tape baby!
Anti-Social Darwinism
28-11-2007, 17:12
My hair is gray. I've had it for 60 years now. It used to be dark brown, then red, then purple. Now it's gray. My hair is quite awesome to have survived so many colors, curlers, perms, shampoos and years.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
28-11-2007, 17:18
How come you have no option for "Get rid of that ridiculous fringe already"? I'd even have given you permission to quote me. :p
Ifreann
28-11-2007, 17:18
My hair is gray. I've had it for 60 years now. It used to be dark brown, then red, then purple. Now it's gray. My hair is quite awesome to have survived so many colors, curlers, perms, shampoos and years.

I doubt you've had a single hair last for 60 years without falling out :p
Yootopia
28-11-2007, 17:25
One a scale from one to awesome, it's about quite good. Getting it cut soon, mind.
The_pantless_hero
28-11-2007, 17:39
My hair is awesome because I support Ron Paul.
Your hair must also be ignorant and ill-informed.
The blessed Chris
28-11-2007, 17:42
My hair's awesome. Anything that takes 20 minutes to do before a night out is clearly going to be unbelievably good.:)
Yootopia
28-11-2007, 17:44
My hair's awesome. Anything that takes 20 minutes to do before a night out is clearly going to be unbelievably good.:)
Or just Massively Scene.
Anti-Social Darwinism
28-11-2007, 17:44
I doubt you've had a single hair last for 60 years without falling out :p

Technicalities.
The blessed Chris
28-11-2007, 17:50
Or just Massively Scene.

It's not that scene at the moment actually. It just takes a bloody long time to do because, well, it does.:D
Yootopia
28-11-2007, 18:02
It's not that scene at the moment actually. It just takes a bloody long time to do because, well, it does.:D
Heh. Fair enough.
Ashmoria
28-11-2007, 18:22
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Headbangin.jpg

That's me in the middle...you tell me. :p

awesome.
IL Ruffino
28-11-2007, 21:33
How come you have no option for "Get rid of that ridiculous fringe already"? I'd even have given you permission to quote me. :p

Pfft.
Kryozerkia
28-11-2007, 21:36
I'm having a bad hair day. I hate my hair. It is too thick.
Soviestan
28-11-2007, 21:54
My hair is awesome because not only do I wash it every day but I also condition it...




with the tears of babies.
Dalmatia Cisalpina
28-11-2007, 23:24
I probably should have voted nonexistant, since I cut off most of my hair last week by choice. However, I feel my hair is awesome.
Saige Dragon
29-11-2007, 00:28
My hair isn't awesome today. It's killer. :) That's what 3 days without washing it and leaving it under a toque does. Today is wash day so, it's not going to be killer, much less awesome.... :(
Saxnot
29-11-2007, 01:03
Mine's clean but fluffy, and won't fall into the style it's meant to. Which annoys me.:p
Sel Appa
29-11-2007, 01:08
My hair is awesome.
Hamberry
29-11-2007, 01:18
My hair is not awesome, because after only 16 years it seems to be retreating from my forehead.
Nobel Hobos
29-11-2007, 02:38
I'm having a bad hair day. I hate my hair. It is too thick.

All the better for making dreadlocks! What, dreadies are cool any more?


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My hair is not awesome, because after only 16 years it seems to be retreating from my forehead.

Scalp massage, generic drugs, diet. There's things you can do to save your hair if that's important to you. Preventing the hair-loss is a lot easier than reversing it.

Then you won't have the pleasure of having your noggin played like a bongo-drum, though.
Chandelier
29-11-2007, 02:40
My hair has never been awesome and I doubt it ever will be awesome.
Bann-ed
29-11-2007, 02:49
My hair has never been awesome and I doubt it ever will be awesome.

Shave it all off.
Only then will you realize how awesome it was.

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Ah, wise words. Unless there is only one hair on the head, in which case you might as well wet the two on the brush and try to stick them back on.
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
Hopefully this doesn't happen to you. :p
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
How awesome is that? Is that not awesome? I dare anyone to say that it isn't awesome.
Vetalia
29-11-2007, 02:52
My hair is so awesome, I built a rocket powered bathtub with it.
Zatarack
29-11-2007, 03:05
My hair is so awesome* it's not even funny.

*stop overusing awesome!
Chandelier
29-11-2007, 03:10
Shave it all off.
Only then will you realize how awesome it was.


It protects my head so it's useful, but as long as it continues to cause me pain I can never consider it awesome.
Nobel Hobos
29-11-2007, 03:15
*stop overusing awesome!

My hair is shockingly awesome! It's Mission Accomplished!
Bann-ed
29-11-2007, 03:19
It protects my head so it's useful, but as long as it continues to cause me pain I can never consider it awesome.

Physical pain?
If so, might that be a problem similar to the hugs hurting issue?
Chandelier
29-11-2007, 03:19
Physical pain?
If so, might that be a problem similar to the hugs hurting issue?

My hair causes me pain because it knots really easily all the time and my mom insists on combing it, and it hurts when it gets combed.
OceanDrive2
29-11-2007, 03:24
My hair is not awesome.. but I am.


BTW here is a pic of some CNN anchor.
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/1829/xl/larrykingbighair.jpg
Bann-ed
29-11-2007, 03:27
My hair causes me pain because it knots really easily all the time and my mom insists on combing it, and it hurts when it gets combed.

Ah, well that can happen to anyone. (Except me, although my hair is becoming rather unruly being as I haven't had a haircut in a long time.)
Nobel Hobos
29-11-2007, 03:38
My hair causes me pain because it knots really easily all the time and my mom insists on combing it, and it hurts when it gets combed.

You really need to stand up for yourself.

"Mom, put down that comb and step away from it ... you have five seconds to comply or I'm going to use the mace. One. Two. Good. Step away from the comb. Move slowly or I'll use the mace. Now I'm taking this comb and disabling it. Thank-you for your co-operation"

Really, combs do hurt if you have knots. Get a brush, as soft as will serve to get the tangles out. Definitely don't brush or comb your hair when it is still wet, it'll just make it tanglier.
Nobel Hobos
29-11-2007, 03:40
BTW here is a pic of some CNN anchor.
*snip scarey hair*

yay, punx not dead, it's just getting on a bit in years ...
Chandelier
29-11-2007, 03:53
You really need to stand up for yourself.

"Mom, put down that comb and step away from it ... you have five seconds to comply or I'm going to use the mace. One. Two. Good. Step away from the comb. Move slowly or I'll use the mace. Now I'm taking this comb and disabling it. Thank-you for your co-operation"

Really, combs do hurt if you have knots. Get a brush, as soft as will serve to get the tangles out. Definitely don't brush or comb your hair when it is still wet, it'll just make it tanglier.

We use a brush now but it still hurts.
Bann-ed
29-11-2007, 04:00
We use a brush now but it still hurts.

Back to the bargaining table then...and bring a bargaining stick.
Solid steel rods of about a half-inch in diameter and 3 feet long tend to be effective.
Also, do not forget to speak softly.
Nobel Hobos
29-11-2007, 04:45
Solid steel rods of about a half-inch in diameter and 3 feet long tend to be effective.

That would weight about a kilo. Unless you have foreceps like Conan the Barbarian, mom is totally going to get through your guard with the dreaded comb.

Then it's all over. You can't negotiate with someone who has you by the hair. :mp5:
Bann-ed
29-11-2007, 04:57
That would weight about a kilo. Unless you have foreceps like Conan the Barbarian, mom is totally going to get through your guard with the dreaded comb.

Then it's all over. You can't negotiate with someone who has you by the hair. :mp5:

I guess not everyone can be like me... oh well. :(

Hollow steel rod then.
Neesika
29-11-2007, 05:06
My hair is so awesome I think I'll shave it off again.
Slaughterhouse five
29-11-2007, 06:07
i just shaved and got a haircut (cut it short) for the first time in 3 months. we will see how people react when i show up to work in the morning.
Nobel Hobos
29-11-2007, 10:50
How you do your hair says a lot about you.

Two examples. Hitler:

http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/A/adolfhitler.jpg

And Einstein:

http://www.maniacworld.com/albert-einstein-1.jpg

See? Good hair, bad person. Bad hair, good person.

No hair, bowling ball or bongo drum. Meh.
Gravlen
29-11-2007, 19:19
I have nice hair! :eek:
Ladamesansmerci
29-11-2007, 22:08
yes, it is especially soft and shiny today. Why, thank you for asking, Ruffy.
Big Jim P
29-11-2007, 22:46
What remains of my hair is awesome, but then again, anything attached to, or related to me in any way, can't help but be awesome.

And, since all of NSG is related to me (via NSG) you all should pat yourself on the backs for reflecting my awesomeness.
The Tribes Of Longton
30-11-2007, 00:50
At almost 21, my hair is just beginning the long, slow retreat to the back of my head. Male pattern baldness (coupled with Alopecia totalis in the family) ftw.

:(
Mooseica
30-11-2007, 01:25
That would weight about a kilo. Unless you have foreceps like Conan the Barbarian, mom is totally going to get through your guard with the dreaded comb.

Then it's all over. You can't negotiate with someone who has you by the hair. :mp5:

Aren't foreceps the clampy thingys used to remove stubbornly wedged objects?

And also if it's three feet long then it probably wouldn't be too bad - turning moments and centres of gravity and the suchlike would mean that you should be able to be fairly wieldy even with modest fore(arms/ceps?)
Potarius
30-11-2007, 02:54
My hair isn't awesome. It's fantastic.

And since my mom's side of the family had no noticeable hair loss issues (you get hair growth genes from the maternal side, mind), I'll be keeping my mane for quite some time. And on top of that, it can grow down to my heels without having to cut it, because I don't get dead ends! Hah!

That said, it still takes about four years for it to get that long. Ah, three years and four months to go...
New Birds
30-11-2007, 06:42
My hair is awesome.

Shoulder length, blonde (brown on occassion, whenever I get bored with my natural colour), mostly in a pony tail, sometines just left loose. Usually straightened.

I like my hair.