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I haven't washed my hair in days so I finally got around to it today, and let me tell you.. My hair is so awesome and soft.

Is your hair awesome?

Discuss.

My hair is awesome. I wash it every day.

I have a big ass cowlick in the front of my hair, which makes things a mess for trying to part it or shit like that. So I cut it short or else it all goes all over the place.

My hair is awesome because I support Ron Paul.

My hair is about the only thing about me that isn't awesome - I think when God created me, at the last moment he realized I might well be more awesome than Him and therefore screwed my hair up on purpose.

My hair is awesome because I support Ron Paul.

My hair is awesome because I oppose Luap Nor.

I get a 2 all over, so I don't have to worry about it. Can't have bits sticking out when theres no bits to stick...

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2830/worstthreadfi3.png (http://imageshack.us)

Is your hair awesome?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Headbangin.jpg

That's me in the middle...you tell me. :p

Mine is pretty awesome atm. Got it cut like last week I think. It was getting longer and a bit curly and shit. Now it's nice and short. 4 around the sides and back, little bit longer up top.

my hair is pretty damn awesome even if i do keep it in a ponytail most of the time these days

Mine is okay, but I said it's awesome anyway.

Mine is somewhat awesome. I shall probably give it a wash tonight.

I long since parted ways with my hair - musical differences.

My hair is so awesome, camels roam in the interior.

My hair is so awesome, camels roam in the interior.

You should listen to your doctor more closely, it's crabs and we're talking about the hair on one's head anyway.

My hair is rather awesome, though I say so myself. I wash it every day, so it's all soft and smooth and slightly wavy at the ends when it gets quite long (as it is now).

I have been told that it is very enjoyable to stroke. I take this as a sign of relatively sizeable amounts of awesome.

Semi-awesome. Could be a bit longer so it would cover my eyes so I wouldn't see a damn thing :rolleyes:

I go swimming often, and the chlorine in the pool is so thick that no matter how hard I try, it takes at least two days before my hair is normal.

I go swimming often, and the chlorine in the pool is so thick that no matter how hard I try, it takes at least two days before my hair is normal.

I used to have that problem (before I stopped swimming). It got so bad that one time I went to have my hair cut and the woman couldn't actually get at it with the trimmers. That was the only time I've ever had my hair washed in the little sink thingy they have there (which is a shame because it was quite fun really).

Apparently there's various different kinds of shampoo you can get specifically for chlorinated hair.

I never bothered with it - I had horrendous hair and didn't really give a damn :)

I never bothered with it - I had horrendous hair and didn't really give a damn :)

Hair, who needs it? It's flammable, for one thing.

My hair looks like David Bowie's from the Labyrinth, except that the long bits go down to my ass. I wash it daily.

I have a big ass cowlick in the front of my hair, which makes things a mess for trying to part it or shit like that. So I cut it short or else it all goes all over the place.

I've got one of those, too, but I love it- if I ever don't feel like styling my hair in the morning, the cowlick makes my hair do the amazing asymmetrical upward-sweeping thing, which makes strangers say "I like what you've done with your hair".

My hair has always been, is now, and shall ever remain naturally awesome. My secret? Wash it only twice a week.

with the help of a round brush, a hair dryer, a ceramic flat iron, a 2" curling iron, moose, root boost, shine spray and pomade, my hair is awesome!

I wash my hair daily, and regularly maintain it, because I know it's lifespan is limited, and as such, I ought to enjoy it while I can.

with the help of a round brush, a hair dryer, a ceramic flat iron, a 2" curling iron, moose, root boost, shine spray and pomade, my hair is awesome!

Doesn't the moose fall off?

My hair is nappy and rough. 'tis not awesome.

Doesn't the moose fall off?

velcro and duct tape baby!

My hair is gray. I've had it for 60 years now. It used to be dark brown, then red, then purple. Now it's gray. My hair is quite awesome to have survived so many colors, curlers, perms, shampoos and years.

How come you have no option for "Get rid of that ridiculous fringe already"? I'd even have given you permission to quote me. :p

My hair is gray. I've had it for 60 years now. It used to be dark brown, then red, then purple. Now it's gray. My hair is quite awesome to have survived so many colors, curlers, perms, shampoos and years.

I doubt you've had a single hair last for 60 years without falling out :p

One a scale from one to awesome, it's about quite good. Getting it cut soon, mind.

My hair is awesome because I support Ron Paul.
Your hair must also be ignorant and ill-informed.

My hair's awesome. Anything that takes 20 minutes to do before a night out is clearly going to be unbelievably good.:)

My hair's awesome. Anything that takes 20 minutes to do before a night out is clearly going to be unbelievably good.:)
Or just Massively Scene.

I doubt you've had a single hair last for 60 years without falling out :p

Technicalities.

Or just Massively Scene.

It's not that scene at the moment actually. It just takes a bloody long time to do because, well, it does.:D

It's not that scene at the moment actually. It just takes a bloody long time to do because, well, it does.:D
Heh. Fair enough.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/Delator/Headbangin.jpg

That's me in the middle...you tell me. :p

awesome.

How come you have no option for "Get rid of that ridiculous fringe already"? I'd even have given you permission to quote me. :p

Pfft.

I'm having a bad hair day. I hate my hair. It is too thick.

My hair is awesome because not only do I wash it every day but I also condition it...




with the tears of babies.

I probably should have voted nonexistant, since I cut off most of my hair last week by choice. However, I feel my hair is awesome.

My hair isn't awesome today. It's killer. :) That's what 3 days without washing it and leaving it under a toque does. Today is wash day so, it's not going to be killer, much less awesome.... :(

Mine's clean but fluffy, and won't fall into the style it's meant to. Which annoys me.:p

My hair is awesome.

My hair is not awesome, because after only 16 years it seems to be retreating from my forehead.

I'm having a bad hair day. I hate my hair. It is too thick.

All the better for making dreadlocks! What, dreadies are cool any more?


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My hair is not awesome, because after only 16 years it seems to be retreating from my forehead.

Scalp massage, generic drugs, diet. There's things you can do to save your hair if that's important to you. Preventing the hair-loss is a lot easier than reversing it.

Then you won't have the pleasure of having your noggin played like a bongo-drum, though.

My hair has never been awesome and I doubt it ever will be awesome.

My hair has never been awesome and I doubt it ever will be awesome.

Shave it all off.
Only then will you realize how awesome it was.

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Ah, wise words. Unless there is only one hair on the head, in which case you might as well wet the two on the brush and try to stick them back on.
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
Hopefully this doesn't happen to you. :p
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
How awesome is that? Is that not awesome? I dare anyone to say that it isn't awesome.

My hair is so awesome, I built a rocket powered bathtub with it.

My hair is so awesome* it's not even funny.

*stop overusing awesome!

Shave it all off.
Only then will you realize how awesome it was.


It protects my head so it's useful, but as long as it continues to cause me pain I can never consider it awesome.

*stop overusing awesome!

My hair is shockingly awesome! It's Mission Accomplished!

It protects my head so it's useful, but as long as it continues to cause me pain I can never consider it awesome.

Physical pain?
If so, might that be a problem similar to the hugs hurting issue?

Physical pain?
If so, might that be a problem similar to the hugs hurting issue?

My hair causes me pain because it knots really easily all the time and my mom insists on combing it, and it hurts when it gets combed.

My hair is not awesome.. but I am.


BTW here is a pic of some CNN anchor.
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/1829/xl/larrykingbighair.jpg

My hair causes me pain because it knots really easily all the time and my mom insists on combing it, and it hurts when it gets combed.

Ah, well that can happen to anyone. (Except me, although my hair is becoming rather unruly being as I haven't had a haircut in a long time.)

My hair causes me pain because it knots really easily all the time and my mom insists on combing it, and it hurts when it gets combed.

You really need to stand up for yourself.

"Mom, put down that comb and step away from it ... you have five seconds to comply or I'm going to use the mace. One. Two. Good. Step away from the comb. Move slowly or I'll use the mace. Now I'm taking this comb and disabling it. Thank-you for your co-operation"

Really, combs do hurt if you have knots. Get a brush, as soft as will serve to get the tangles out. Definitely don't brush or comb your hair when it is still wet, it'll just make it tanglier.

BTW here is a pic of some CNN anchor.
*snip scarey hair*

yay, punx not dead, it's just getting on a bit in years ...

You really need to stand up for yourself.

"Mom, put down that comb and step away from it ... you have five seconds to comply or I'm going to use the mace. One. Two. Good. Step away from the comb. Move slowly or I'll use the mace. Now I'm taking this comb and disabling it. Thank-you for your co-operation"

Really, combs do hurt if you have knots. Get a brush, as soft as will serve to get the tangles out. Definitely don't brush or comb your hair when it is still wet, it'll just make it tanglier.

We use a brush now but it still hurts.

We use a brush now but it still hurts.

Back to the bargaining table then...and bring a bargaining stick.
Solid steel rods of about a half-inch in diameter and 3 feet long tend to be effective.
Also, do not forget to speak softly.

Solid steel rods of about a half-inch in diameter and 3 feet long tend to be effective.

That would weight about a kilo. Unless you have foreceps like Conan the Barbarian, mom is totally going to get through your guard with the dreaded comb.

Then it's all over. You can't negotiate with someone who has you by the hair. :mp5:

That would weight about a kilo. Unless you have foreceps like Conan the Barbarian, mom is totally going to get through your guard with the dreaded comb.

Then it's all over. You can't negotiate with someone who has you by the hair. :mp5:

I guess not everyone can be like me... oh well. :(

Hollow steel rod then.

My hair is so awesome I think I'll shave it off again.

i just shaved and got a haircut (cut it short) for the first time in 3 months. we will see how people react when i show up to work in the morning.

How you do your hair says a lot about you.

Two examples. Hitler:

http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/A/adolfhitler.jpg

And Einstein:

http://www.maniacworld.com/albert-einstein-1.jpg

See? Good hair, bad person. Bad hair, good person.

No hair, bowling ball or bongo drum. Meh.

I have nice hair! :eek:

yes, it is especially soft and shiny today. Why, thank you for asking, Ruffy.

What remains of my hair is awesome, but then again, anything attached to, or related to me in any way, can't help but be awesome.

And, since all of NSG is related to me (via NSG) you all should pat yourself on the backs for reflecting my awesomeness.

At almost 21, my hair is just beginning the long, slow retreat to the back of my head. Male pattern baldness (coupled with Alopecia totalis in the family) ftw.

:(

That would weight about a kilo. Unless you have foreceps like Conan the Barbarian, mom is totally going to get through your guard with the dreaded comb.

Then it's all over. You can't negotiate with someone who has you by the hair. :mp5:

Aren't foreceps the clampy thingys used to remove stubbornly wedged objects?

And also if it's three feet long then it probably wouldn't be too bad - turning moments and centres of gravity and the suchlike would mean that you should be able to be fairly wieldy even with modest fore(arms/ceps?)

My hair isn't awesome. It's fantastic.

And since my mom's side of the family had no noticeable hair loss issues (you get hair growth genes from the maternal side, mind), I'll be keeping my mane for quite some time. And on top of that, it can grow down to my heels without having to cut it, because I don't get dead ends! Hah!

That said, it still takes about four years for it to get that long. Ah, three years and four months to go...

My hair is awesome.

Shoulder length, blonde (brown on occassion, whenever I get bored with my natural colour), mostly in a pony tail, sometines just left loose. Usually straightened.

I like my hair.