Trent Lott - The gay escort scandal
Trent Lott may be the next gay republican hypocrite to fall....
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/lott-provides-no-reason-for-odd-resignation/
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/trent-lott-fallout-the-gay-escort-who-knew-too-much/
oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barringtonia
28-11-2007, 07:29
Points to Copiosa Scotia if true
Place your bets (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=533349&highlight=larry+flynt) thread
My first reaction, but I think that if this were the case he'd have called his campaign off by now.
I like Orrin Hatch or Trent Lott for this. Ted Stevens would be utterly twisted and hilarious.
Imperio Mexicano
28-11-2007, 08:14
Hopefully Boosh is next.
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Funny, when I read the thread title, I was saying the EXACT same thing.
Texan Hotrodders
28-11-2007, 08:31
Trent Lott may be the next gay republican hypocrite to fall....
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/lott-provides-no-reason-for-odd-resignation/
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/trent-lott-fallout-the-gay-escort-who-knew-too-much/
oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!!!!!!!!!!!!
My surprise is like unto a man who sees alcoholics at an AA meeting.
Gauthier
28-11-2007, 08:39
My surprise is like unto a man who sees alcoholics at an AA meeting.
No, the surprise is the hypocrisy climbing higher along the Republican Chain of Command.
New Genoa
28-11-2007, 08:51
Fred Phelps, though not republican, would be amazing. Of course everybody knows he has to be a closet case, but for it to be out in the public would be wintastic.
Gauthier
28-11-2007, 08:52
Fred Phelps, though not republican, would be amazing. Of course everybody knows he has to be a closet case, but for it to be out in the public would be wintastic.
And of course there's the bonus of people at military funerals being able to carry signs that say "Fred, God Hates You Too You Faggot."
Another gay conservative. Awesome.
New Genoa
28-11-2007, 08:58
And of course there's the bonus of people at military funerals being able to carry signs that say "Fred, God Hates You Too You Faggot."
Quote is made of win.
Andaluciae
28-11-2007, 13:17
As delightful as the irony would be, it's likely Lott is resigning now because of impending changes in lobbying laws that take effect before the end of the year.
Eureka Australis
28-11-2007, 13:32
And of course there's the bonus of people at military funerals being able to carry signs that say "Fred, God Hates You Too You Faggot."
I am waiting for the 'Thank God for Gay Republicans' sign.
Fred Phelps, though not republican, would be amazing. Of course everybody knows he has to be a closet case, but for it to be out in the public would be wintastic.
Nah, Fred's thing is incest. He's been sticking in that daughter of his for years now.
As delightful as the irony would be, it's likely Lott is resigning now because of impending changes in lobbying laws that take effect before the end of the year.
Yeah, most likely. LG had a thread on it yesterday.
Can someone please make a list of all these right-wing self-hating hypocritical homosexuals? I've lost count.
I remember Ted Hackert and Senator Craig...but I know there are others.
That's a woman?
I said daughter. I never said she was a woman. She's some kind of abomination unto God that clams to be female.
Nah, Fred's thing is incest. He's been sticking in that daughter of his for years now.
Yeah, most likely. LG had a thread on it yesterday.
That's a woman?
Oh come on, you people are being greedy. Lott already fucked over his career by being a racist bastard. I mean, he embodied the discriminatory aspect of the closeted Republican freaks. His undoing came from being an asshole. Isn't that good enough? Why do all GoP members have to be Log Cabin Republicans?
Because it's funny.
Kryozerkia
28-11-2007, 15:36
Oh come on, you people are being greedy. Lott already fucked over his career by being a racist bastard. I mean, he embodied the discriminatory aspect of the closeted Republican freaks. His undoing came from being an asshole. Isn't that good enough? Why do all GoP members have to be Log Cabin Republicans?
Why do all GoP members have to be Log Cabin Republicans?Because they suck. :p
That's a woman?
And that's why Fred sticks it into his daughter: He's a closet gay, and she looks enough like a man that he's willing to do her - which also prevents him from coming out since he's doing a "woman".
Kryozerkia
28-11-2007, 15:48
Because they suck. :p
...Please...dude, I'm trying to eat here!
LOL I seriously just lol'd.
Kryozerkia
28-11-2007, 15:59
http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/trent_lott_resigns
And of course, the Onion has something to say about this. :) Ah, wonderful, unbias news reporting at its finest.
Muravyets
28-11-2007, 16:06
No, the surprise is the hypocrisy climbing higher along the Republican Chain of Command.
That's the part that surprises you?
As delightful as the irony would be, it's likely Lott is resigning now because of impending changes in lobbying laws that take effect before the end of the year.
Thank you, Dr. Killjoy. Yes, we all know Lott is quitting his oh-so-important public service so he can make even more money, but I still know what I want Santa to bring me -- video of Lott dickering over prices with waterfront man-whores. :D
Gauthier
28-11-2007, 18:58
That's the part that surprises you?
Because if the Republican Closet Shuffle goes as high as the White House, it would be an absolute laugh riot.
Daistallia 2104
28-11-2007, 20:07
I am waiting for the 'Thank God for Gay Republicans' sign.
Well, if sigs equal signs, I grant your wish....
Lunatic Goofballs
28-11-2007, 20:14
Makes you wonder how many gay former republicans are pissed because they were denounced for being gay by other republicans who turn out to be gay. :p
Oh what a tangled web we weave... :)
One World Alliance
28-11-2007, 20:27
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who knew this would apply to Republicans? :)
Kryozerkia
28-11-2007, 21:09
Makes you wonder how many gay former republicans are pissed because they were denounced for being gay by other republicans who turn out to be gay. :p
Oh what a tangled web we weave... :)
I think that would make a great reality show.
The Grand Old Party: Republicans, Out the other gays before they out you!
One World Alliance
28-11-2007, 21:13
I think that would make a great reality show.
The Grand Old Party: Republicans, Out the other gays before they out you!
LOL
I think the new name of the GOP is no longer Grand Old Party but Gay Or Pretending :p
http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/trent_lott_resigns
And of course, the Onion has something to say about this. :) Ah, wonderful, unbias news reporting at its finest.
"See, you don't have to wait for a public disgrace before quitting. You can do it two, or even three weeks before."
God so true.
Johnny B Goode
28-11-2007, 21:47
Trent Lott may be the next gay republican hypocrite to fall....
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/lott-provides-no-reason-for-odd-resignation/
http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/trent-lott-fallout-the-gay-escort-who-knew-too-much/
oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude...