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I prefer it to the Bible.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Ok, for your perusal -- some good ol' fashioned fun.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg

So is it amusing? Blasphemy? Amusing Blasphemy?

Difficult to read. Highly amusing.
Slightly blasphemous?

I BELIEVE!!! *accepts LOLcat Bible as literal word of Ceiling Cat and lives by it in every single itty-bitty detail of life, except the parts that don't work, but including the part about the can openers*

EDIT: Oh, and to the OP question: Just blasphemous enough. :D

I don't believe this rubbish, as I am an acatist.

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands. :p

I don't believe this rubbish, as I am an acatist.

In other words.
You are a filthy dog.

In other words.
You are a filthy dog.
There is no Biblical Ceiling Cat

Difficult to read. Highly amusing.
Slightly blasphemous?
Easier to read than the normal bible.

There is no Biblical Ceiling Cat

UB? UB? Is that you?
I can't see around the gigantic text.

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands. :p

By "some people" you mean like the authors of The Bible? Yes, indeed. Writing the lolcat bible was time infinitly better spent.

And someone seriously needs to put up a link to http://icanhascheezburger.com/ because everyone needs to have an illustrated Bible. That Pidgen ingrish is just too amazingly beautiful for laypersons to read.

I don't believe this rubbish, as I am an acatist.

:( Say it ain't so!

That is amazing. ALL HAIL CEILING CAT.

Ceiling Cat is watching you post on NSG.

By "some people" you mean like the authors of The Bible? Yes, indeed. Writing the lolcat bible was time infinitly better spent.

And someone seriously needs to put up a link to http://icanhascheezburger.com/ because everyone needs to have an illustrated Bible. That Pidgen ingrish is just too amazingly beautiful for laypersons to read.

u meanz laik ths LOLwhut

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/moderatorkitteh.jpg

I don't believe this rubbish, as I am an acatist.

Acatism? That's the silliest idea ever.:rolleyes: Everyone knows cats exist.

Your beliefs would be more tolerable if you were an aceilingcatist, however.

I worship the earthly idols of Ceiling Cat. My kittah and one of the holy beings of the Ceiling Cat.

hmm, i need to make an illustration for my job 1 lolcatification

You're all fags for calling them "lolcatz." It's Caturday, retards. Way to be tools.

You're all fags for calling them "lolcatz." It's Caturday, retards. Way to be tools.

Really?
Is today even Caturday?
Unless everyday is Caturday....the implications of that are staggering..

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/tehdayisavs128393910111250000.jpg

You're all fags for calling them "lolcatz." It's Caturday, retards. Way to be tools.

And what pool of primordial slime did you ooze out of, oh he of 18 posts?

You're all fags for calling them "lolcatz." It's Caturday, retards. Way to be tools.

the individual cats themselves are caturday?

Just what we need, lotcatz speaking bible-bashers ...

I swear, my favorite translated verse is Genesis 1:31.

This is me editing lev the first time it was posted

14:43, 27 July 2007 Slackerhobo (Talk | contribs) (329 bytes)

:)

I just made my own:

http://www.kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-has-sheeldz-up.jpg

:cool:

I just made my own:

http://www.kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-has-sheeldz-up.jpg

:cool:

lolz

fazers 2 phul!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/tehdayisavs128393910111250000.jpg

http://www.youdontevenrealize.com/pictures/comedy/justice.jpg

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Ok, for your perusal -- some good ol' fashioned fun.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg

So is it amusing? Blasphemy? Amusing Blasphemy?

Come on, Kat, this is almost as old as you. :p

I swear, my favorite translated verse is Genesis 1:31.

Gen 2:25

Gen 2:25

:p

It has come a long way since I have last seen it.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9277/inotguneatufd7.jpg

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Ok, for your perusal -- some good ol' fashioned fun.


The whole damn bible for perusal, i.e. thorough, careful reading aimed at remembering*? I don't think so, even though NSG might be one old bunch of poeple with too much time on their hands.

*Yes, this resides among my favorite misunderstood words in the English language ever.


But more on-topic, content-wise: Someone needs to link to the lego bible project thingy..


P.S.: So I did some 'research'.. Here's Leviticus 18:14-30 for you.. someone sure's obsessed ;P


14 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh unkl. He are teh goatse.

15 No can has beej from dawter in law. Well okai maibe sumtimes.

16 No can has teh secks wif ur broes hoes. Dats ur bro d00d!

17 No can has gangbang wif grandma and granddawter.

18 No can has gangbang wif ur hoes sisturz. Is for me.

19 No can get ur harbl wetted when ur hoes has teh bluds in hur harbl.

20 No can has teh fucking in teh dunjun uv yer nayber.

21 No can wank yur harbl in teh fire of teh Molech. I are ceiling cat. I are watching u masturbate.

22 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh mens. (hehe)

23 No can has teh dogsex. No can has fuckings wif teh horse. No can fuck teh goats. Srsly.

24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I kik ur azz.

26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dawg fucking.

27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans spunk on u.

28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.

29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watching u masturbate.

Lol 22.

I am a Christian and I vote...(drum roll) JUST HILARIOUS!

I am a Christian and I vote...(drum roll) JUST HILARIOUS!

Oh, you think you're special huh?
There isn't even a poll and you're still casting your vote.
Bloody Christians.
:p

Difficult to read. Highly amusing.
Slightly blasphemous?
Well, about as much as the hip-hop/street slang bible that I found at K-Mart (how fitting)

It's good, but nothing compared to the Lolcatz Mahābhārata.

Not just bibles. But lolcat screenwriters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmZANQJyZk

Well, about as much as the hip-hop/street slang bible that I found at K-Mart (how fitting)

It isn't like that 'K' stands for Khrist or anything. :p

Blasphemous! Everyone knows this is version 1.0!

Kat, who's your temp when you're busy?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128346031510937500doorcatsubbin.jpg

Kat, who's your temp when you're busy?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128346031510937500doorcatsubbin.jpg

Hee!
:D

All Hail The Ceiling Cat!

I like this one the best.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-walls-utterly-fascinating.jpg

lmao my cats do that all the time too XD

lmao my cats do that all the time too XD

They must be Apostles of the Great Ceiling Cat.

Wow. They've made epic progress since I was last there.

Will there be a place for us all on Fushall, with Cloyster and Frankenstein?

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

Ok, for your perusal -- some good ol' fashioned fun.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/CeilingKat2.jpg

So is it amusing? Blasphemy? Amusing Blasphemy?

(*follows your second link*)

Awwwwwwww! Lookit the purty little kitty! (*reaches into picture and pets kitty*)

(*follows your first link*)

I found this (http://vonkempelen.com/audio/job-16604918-0.wav) WAV file on the LOLcat Genesis 1 page. Is that YOU reading Genesis 1?