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Conspiracy!!!

Conserative Morality
26-11-2007, 19:17
Share your conspiracy theories with other people! For too long conspiracy theoroists have been afraid of being laughed at! So what are your conspiracy theories that you belive in?

The Illumanti control PART of the government and want to make the U.N. stronger so it will be easier when they decide they are strong enough to take over the world.
Proof:None other then the suicidally stupid decisions by our government and the UN.

The 9/11 attack on the Pentagon was NOT by a sucidal piolet in a plane. It was by a missle and our government doesn't want us to know that terrorist groups have missles.Which is why they cover it up.
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgyq2H7PpO0&feature=related
Neo Art
26-11-2007, 19:21
For too long conspiracy theoroists have been afraid of being laughed at!

for good reason
Ashmoria
26-11-2007, 19:27
Share your conspiracy theories with other people! For too long conspiracy theoroists have been afraid of being laughed at! So what are your conspiracy theories that you belive in?

The Illumanti control PART of the government and want to make the U.N. stronger so it will be easier when they decide they are strong enough to take over the world.
Proof:None other then the suicidally stupid decisions by our government and the UN.

The 9/11 attack on the Pentagon was NOT by a sucidal piolet in a plane. It was by a missle and our government doesn't want us to know that terrorist groups have missles.Which is why they cover it up.
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgyq2H7PpO0&feature=related

well it did make me laugh...
Lunatic Goofballs
26-11-2007, 19:28
For too long conspiracy theoroists have been afraid of being laughed at!

It's true. There's no need to be afraid. Laughter is good for the soul, and let's face it; people were probably pointing and laughing at them already anyway. :p
Mirkana
26-11-2007, 20:37
All the big conspiracy theorists are plotting to take over the world. They don't believe the stuff they put it - but it works as a fundraiser and a distraction.
Proof: Nobody can be THAT stupid.

There is a vast Jewish conspiracy based around a radical ideology known as "Tikkun Olam*." All Jewish charity events are in fact part of this potent conspiracy.
Proof: I'm part of it.

*fixing the world
Dyakovo
26-11-2007, 20:39
There is a vast Jewish conspiracy based around a radical ideology known as "Tikkun Olam*." All Jewish charity events are in fact part of this potent conspiracy.
Proof: I'm part of it.

*fixing the world

It's not a conspiracy if you're the only part ;)
[NS]Click Stand
26-11-2007, 20:43
Only two:

Clinton manufactured the lewinsky scandal to draw attention away from the military strikes.

Proof: They are way too close together.

Reagan stalled th Iranian hostage takers so he could win the re-election

Proof: Reagan was that devious.
Mirkana
26-11-2007, 20:48
It's not a conspiracy if you're the only part ;)

Oh, I'm far from the only part. Also, Bill Gates is a sympathizer.
Yossarian Lives
26-11-2007, 20:57
I think there's a shadowy organisation that seeks to distract us from its nefarious plots by spreading conspiracy theories on the internet.

The conspiracy theory I like the best is that the Bilderberg group is secretly controlling world affairs for their own designs, simply because it seems implausible that you could get that many statespeople and businessmen together in one place without them trying to do that.
Bann-ed
26-11-2007, 21:28
This thread was started to single out any 'conspiracy' theorists and silence them...permanently.
*flees with tin foil hat*
Lebostrana
26-11-2007, 21:42
I reckon the world is gonna end in 2012.

The Aztecs predicted it would end in 2012.

The "Bible Code" claims it will end in 2012.

2012 is the Chinese year of the dragon.

Assuming the Antichrist was born on the 6/6/06, on the 6/6/12 he will turn 6 years old.

20 + 1 + 2 = 23. 23 is supposed to precede every major event.

So there you go...
South Lizasauria
27-11-2007, 05:56
That there are clowns in our government disguised as humans. :p Now, aren't they humans in an outfit do you ask? *puts on foil hat* NO! Thats what THEY want you to think!