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I was just given this addy by a friend,I'm not entirely sure whether this is the greatest, or the worst band ive heard. Either way, its worth a listen.

http://www.myspace.com/CannibalClitoris

Wow.

Just...wow.

Wow.

Just...wow.

I think so too.

:eek:

What the f... was that?

:eek:

What the f... was that?

Im not sure.

But...I think I like it.

LOL
:eek:
Fail. :p

:eek::eek::eek:

I liked it... I liked it a lot

My god, it's a musical groin kick! :eek:

My god, it's a musical groin kick! :eek:

Yah, I thought you'd appreciate that.
Its certainly....interesting.

Yah, I thought you'd appreciate that.
Its certainly....interesting.

interesting yes..... but also quite wierd :eek: but theres something about it :cool:

LOL.

That's so funny, yet so weird. Wait, what?!

LOL. Just LOL.

I think the one about the guy getting a bad sunburn on his "unit" is the best...worst?.

My god, it's a musical groin kick! :eek:

exactly

Meh. No band is as good, or ever will be, as good as Brand New or the Smiths.

Meh. No band is as good, or ever will be, as good as Brand New or the Smiths.

You are a wealth of contradictions aren't you?

Right wing politics and yet a lover of the Smiths.

I think the one about the guy getting a bad sunburn on his "unit" is the best...worst?.

Fo sho.

Canibal Clitorris? What a ridiculous name, I'm sure there have to exist plenty of women who find that offensive.

I think the fact that Tom is their only friend speaks for itself.

Personally, I like my cute puppies not eaten and my cute bunnies not killed.

This band just plain sucks "cripsy cock." Where is the bass or drums?

Win

You are a wealth of contradictions aren't you?

Right wing politics and yet a lover of the Smiths.

If you say so. Personally I couldn't care less; I don't attempt to to identify with the politics of the Smiths because, in short, I can't. They grew up in the decaying, deprived heart of Manchester in the 1970's, I've grown up in the South East in the 2000's. What I can identify with is the profound sense of isolation and social and romantic disaffection, and it is this that gives the Smiths their appeal for me.

:confused: wtf.

"Cannibal Clitoris has 1 friends." Awww :D

:confused: wtf.

"Cannibal Clitoris has 1 friends." Awww :D

Well, it looks as if the site just got made or something.

Best band- The Melvins

Worst band- Styx with Van Halen placing a close second.

Best band- The Melvins

Worst band- Styx with Van Halen placing a close second.

Err...perhaps the title is misleading.
This isnt that kind of thread.

Its about deciding what exactly to make of this:


http://www.myspace.com/CannibalClitoris

I was just given this addy by a friend,I'm not entirely sure whether this is the greatest, or the worst band ive heard. Either way, its worth a listen.

http://www.myspace.com/CannibalClitoris

If it's susspose to be a joke song, then it made me laugh. If not, then I may go cry in the corner.

If it's susspose to be a joke song, then it made me laugh. If not, then I may go cry in the corner.

Yah, im guessing that its supposed to be funny, wich, it is...
If its not.....hmmm.

True enough, and though it should probably be the subject of another thread, I propose to you that Van Halen is simultaeously the best AND worst band in history. *nod*

Well, most of D.L Roth's clothing from the 80's should probably be labeled as "dangerous", and put, far, far, away from human eyes.

Best band- The Melvins

Worst band- Styx with Van Halen placing a close second.

Err...perhaps the title is misleading.
This isnt that kind of thread.

Its about deciding what exactly to make of this:


http://www.myspace.com/CannibalClitoris

True enough, and though it should probably be the subject of another thread, I propose to you that Van Halen is simultaeously the best AND worst band in history. *nod*

:confused: wtf.

"Cannibal Clitoris has 1 friends." Awww :D

We should start a cover band called "Lactose-Intolerant Labia" and do covers of Cannibal Clitoris stuff, but make it soft-rock versions, or contempo-elevator music.

We could get Rod Stuart and/or Celine Dion to do the vocals, Kenny G could arrange, album covers by Anne Gedde, maybe Sting could produce.

We should start a cover band called "Lactose-Intolerant Labia" and do covers of Cannibal Clitoris stuff, but make it soft-rock versions, or contempo-elevator music.

We could get Rod Stuart and/or Celine Dion to do the vocals, Kenny G could arrange, album covers by Anne Gedde, maybe Sting could produce.

Now THAT would be funny!

We should start a cover band called "Lactose-Intolerant Labia" and do covers of Cannibal Clitoris stuff, but make it soft-rock versions, or contempo-elevator music.

We could get Rod Stuart and/or Celine Dion to do the vocals, Kenny G could arrange, album covers by Anne Gedde, maybe Sting could produce.

COuld our first single be entitled: 'Fricasseed Lolrus. Yum!'

:)

COuld our first single be entitled: 'Fricasseed Lolrus. Yum!'

:)

http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/2/?s=olrus

Tagged for megaLOLS

Okay, Squatches, Goofballs, just remember one thing:

You guys are John and Paul, you write the songs.

I'm Ringo, I get your groupie backwash.

And whatever the fuck else, we DO. NOT. HIRE. DIRTY. CENTAURS.

Okay, Squatches, Goofballs, just remember one thing:

You guys are John and Paul, you write the songs.

I'm Ringo, I get your groupie backwash.

And whatever the fuck else, we DO. NOT. HIRE. DIRTY. CENTAURS.

DEAL!

Cant get the hoofprints out of my genuine CareBear hide rug, from the last one.

DEAL!

Cant get the hoofprints out of my genuine CareBear hide rug, from the last one.

Okay, that nightmarish nostalgia of those little pastel ursine motherfuckers gave me a good candidate for best worst band:

The Brady Six.

Gonna keep on keep on keep on keep on dancing all through the night.

Marica, Marcia, Marcia.

I lost interest after the first falsetto "crispy cock"...

I lost interest after the first falsetto "crispy cock"...

My last trip to Tijuana was like that.

Have the girl drink some water while looking straight up, it'll save you a lot of therapy.

Okay, that nightmarish nostalgia of those little pastel ursine motherfuckers gave me a good candidate for best worst band:

The Brady Six.

Gonna keep on keep on keep on keep on dancing all through the night.

Marica, Marcia, Marcia.


Nightmarish is the fact that I seem to recall that "the brady kids" called themselves "the silver platters", on that episode.

hmm...now I must go smash a toe with a hammer, as an act of pennance.

Nightmarish is the fact that I seem to recall that "the brady kids" called themselves "the silver platters", on that episode.

hmm...now I must go smash a toe with a hammer, as an act of pennance.

Fuck pennance, celebrate with the thought of Ben Stiller's wife getting rogered up against a fake wood paneled wall while Alice makes you a Cobb sandwhich.

They got 7 friends not 1.. including Rob Zombie! (har har) Funny shit

They got 7 friends not 1.. including Rob Zombie! (har har) Funny shit

and the official black sabbath site!

*snort*