NationStates Jolt Archive


Would ya? Could ya?

Barringtonia
22-11-2007, 08:56
Link (http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2214958,00.html)

As romantic gestures go, it takes some beating. Gordon Thomson, of Plymouth, asked his girlfriend - of two months; they were obviously at the besotted stage - to lie on the floor. He then positioned a brick under her leg and jumped on the limb with both feet. It duly broke, with a loud crack. They intended to claim that a wall had fallen on her, and apply for £100,000 in damages from Plymouth City Council.

In Accidentally on Purpose: The Making of a Personal Injury Underworld in America, Ken Dornstein notes....that among the distinctions of a small town called Vernon, Florida, was that around 50 of its citizens had arranged to have their own limbs amputated, mostly after shooting and farming "accidents", causing it to become known as Nub City.

Florida always manages to get into these stories but what would you 'lose' in return for some decent money?
IL Ruffino
22-11-2007, 08:59
My dignity?
Eureka Australis
22-11-2007, 09:04
Depends if I was the person doing the hurting or being hurt.
Sarkhaan
22-11-2007, 09:21
My dignity?

When did you get that?
Barringtonia
22-11-2007, 09:22
When did you get that?

QFT - you have to have something before you can lose it Ruffy.
IL Ruffino
22-11-2007, 16:17
You're both on crack! I have plenty of dignity! >.>
Jello Biafra
22-11-2007, 16:20
Florida always manages to get into these stories but what would you 'lose' in return for some decent money?My sex tape was stolen! Honest! I dunno why I'm receiving royalties for it!
Ifreann
22-11-2007, 16:26
My sex tape was stolen! Honest! I dunno why I'm receiving royalties for it!

This.
Kryozerkia
22-11-2007, 16:58
Is there an equivalent of the Darwin Awards for people who do stupid shit on purpose to themselves and don't die?
Uturn
22-11-2007, 19:43
You're both on crack! I have plenty of dignity! >.>

Where?!
*helps search for it*
Ordo Drakul
22-11-2007, 20:00
You're both on crack! I have plenty of dignity! >.>

There is an acid test-hit Il Ruffino in the face with a cream pie-if it's funny, he's got dignity. If it's just sad and you feel empathy, he doesn't
Big Jim P
22-11-2007, 20:38
You're both on crack! I have plenty of dignity! >.>

Apparently enough to offer it for sale anyway.
Dyakovo
22-11-2007, 21:01
As romantic gestures go, it takes some beating. Gordon Thomson, of Plymouth, asked his girlfriend - of two months; they were obviously at the besotted stage - to lie on the floor. He then positioned a brick under her leg and jumped on the limb with both feet. It duly broke, with a loud crack. They intended to claim that a wall had fallen on her, and apply for £100,000 in damages from Plymouth City Council.

Umm, no?