NationStates Jolt Archive


If Your House...

Lace Minnow
16-11-2007, 03:21
What do you mean by house? The household, or the building itself?

EDIT: As OP, I've decided that I mean the household.
Kryozerkia
16-11-2007, 03:22
If your household was a government, what kind of government would it be and why? :)

EDIT - Ah! Blasphemy! My place as the OP has been usurped!
Kryozerkia
16-11-2007, 03:29
What do you mean by house? The household, or the building itself?

The household. Perhaps I should clarify this in the former opening post (seeing how you usurped it! :))
NERVUN
16-11-2007, 03:29
Currently? A totalitarian dictatorship/tryrany. When you have a two month old baby you do what HE wants when he wants it irregardless of what you want, or need, to do. ;)
Imperio Mexicano
16-11-2007, 03:30
Monarchy.
UNITIHU
16-11-2007, 03:32
Extremely corrupt barter system-anarchy.
Potarius
16-11-2007, 03:32
If your household was a government, what kind of government would it be and why? :)

EDIT - Ah! Blasphemy! My place as the OP has been usurped!

Corrupt Psychotic Schizophrenic Anarcho-Syndicalist Joint Dictatorship.


I'm not even going to go into detail.
Steelwall
16-11-2007, 03:38
Total anarchy.
Callisdrun
16-11-2007, 03:42
In theory it is a democracy, but in practice it seems to be more of an anarchy. And not the good kind, either.
Kryozerkia
16-11-2007, 03:46
Hippie love circle with a dash of socialism to maintain general order, with mandatory weed worship. :) It would be as if the Marijuana Party won a federal election.
Vetalia
16-11-2007, 03:47
Inept bureaucracy.
Smunkeeville
16-11-2007, 04:28
Matriarchy/benevolent dictatorship.

:D
Deus Malum
16-11-2007, 04:35
Corrupt dictatorship bordering on police state.
Verdigroth
16-11-2007, 04:48
Matriarchy with a apathetic populous.
Rejistania
16-11-2007, 06:04
Anarchy
Trotskylvania
16-11-2007, 06:08
Anarcho-communism. We share everything, no one really owns anything, and we try to get together peacefully. Big families ftw
ClodFelter
16-11-2007, 06:18
Totalitarian dictatorship... I live by myself
Greater Trostia
16-11-2007, 06:27
Not a totalitarian dictatorship - I have no interest in regulating the bodily functions of guests - but a dictatorship all the same. A man's home is his castle, damn it!
Dakini
16-11-2007, 06:28
I dunno, I have a roommate, but we don't really interact too much since we're both busy and away from home a lot. When I have guests over I'll usually bend over backwards to make them comfortable and make sure everyone has food stuffs. Oh and also, my roommate's cat is a huge attention whore who always insists on being in my lap or on my desk knocking everything off.
Drewlio
16-11-2007, 06:34
I rule!!! King of the Castle!! Commander of the Dog!!! What I say goes and I dare you to rise up against me!! Ahhhahahahaha

That is untill my wife comes home....:p
Mirkana
16-11-2007, 06:39
Communist. I live in a dorm.

My home is a benevolent matriarchy.
OceanDrive2
16-11-2007, 06:41
Dictatorship.
My mom is like the PM. She makes 90% of all decisions.
my Dad? he has veto power. he does have the last word. but he almost never uses it.
Callisdrun
16-11-2007, 06:50
I should have specified.

My house with my family and all that stuff, is sort of a communist democracy with lots of meritocracy leanings (parents making the decisions because, well, they pay the mortgage and put food on the table), since like, everything in the fridge and most other things were shared and communally owned, and the cars belonged to both parents, there wasn't this "his" and "hers" stuff. There was always fair division of labor, in that generally if a kid was doing chores, so was the other kid and both the parents.

My college house is the one that in theory is a democracy but is really more of the hellish lawless Somalia type anarchy.
Chumblywumbly
16-11-2007, 07:25
Pretty much an anarchic commune, closely linked to, and pooling resources with, similar commune-flats two floors below and across the road.

My family home could (perhaps unfairly) be described as a benevolent theocracy.
Nobel Hobos
16-11-2007, 08:30
Funky, Kryozerkia, mighty fucking funky.

"The personal is the political" -- some collective of egoless feminist ratbags.

I voted "socialist paradise"

More precisely, we're a commune with a "Chardonnay Socialist" to pay the bills.
Anti-Social Darwinism
16-11-2007, 10:09
If your household was a government, what kind of government would it be and why? :)

EDIT - Ah! Blasphemy! My place as the OP has been usurped!

Anarchy!
Ifreann
16-11-2007, 12:19
On fire.
Cabra West
16-11-2007, 12:24
Communist. From each according to his/her means, to each according to their needs.
Which means, my BF gets to empty ebay of all old computer parts on sale, and I get to raid the arts supplies shops in Cork regularly. Other then that, we make decisions together, and share everything.
Gartref
16-11-2007, 12:45
Canniballistic Kleptocracy.
Freistaat Dithmarschen
16-11-2007, 12:55
Monarchy.

Mine too, Imperio Mexicano; but a constitutional Monarchy that leaves the rest of the "state" some rights ;-)
Peepelonia
16-11-2007, 13:28
If your household was a government, what kind of government would it be and why? :)

EDIT - Ah! Blasphemy! My place as the OP has been usurped!

Ahah our house is a shared democratic dictatorship, because we are the parents! Muwhahahahaha.
Nobel Hobos
16-11-2007, 13:33
Corrupt Psychotic Schizophrenic Anarcho-Syndicalist Joint Dictatorship.

I'm not even going to go into detail.

Stop wasting time defining the political character of the household.
I'm getting really sick of seeing my dirty socks all over the place. Fix that, huh?
Nouvelle Wallonochie
16-11-2007, 13:41
When there's only one voter the line between democracy and dictatorship kinda blurs.
Maraque
16-11-2007, 13:42
Benevolent dictatorship.
Isidoor
16-11-2007, 13:58
During the week I live alone, so that would be a despotic dictatorship, in the weekends I go home, I guess we're something of a direct democracy (although certain members have more votes or something).
Laerod
16-11-2007, 14:31
If your household was a government, what kind of government would it be and why? :)Since my parents are divorced, would that put the house in a state of civil war?
Kryozerkia
16-11-2007, 14:34
You know, I just realised, I left off Libertarian from my list... :headbang:
Kryozerkia
16-11-2007, 14:35
Since my parents are divorced, would that put the house in a state of civil war?

Sounds possible. In this case, I recommend option "9".
Brutland and Norden
16-11-2007, 16:02
Bottle. I live inside Bottle.
Ifreann
16-11-2007, 16:05
Bottle. I live inside Bottle.

You are not alone, my friend.
Brutland and Norden
16-11-2007, 16:06
You are not alone, my friend.
Where are you? I can't see you, I'm in the uterus.
Andaluciae
16-11-2007, 16:19
Well, in my parents household it would be something of a psychotic Parliamentary Democracy (in which everyone is a member of Parliament, and MPs spend their time shouting at each other over irrelevant things), and a tinge of Social Democracy mixed in, but more along the lines of the Scandinavian system where people get pissed off if you're chronically unemployed.

My apartment at school, though, is a total utopia.
Ifreann
16-11-2007, 16:22
Where are you? I can't see you, I'm in the uterus.

I was in the lungs, but I got a bit pecking so I'm in the stomach.
Nobel Hobos
17-11-2007, 03:49
You also left Cacocracy off the list: rule by the crappest.

Doesn't work well at the national level, but quite common in households.
UNITIHU
17-11-2007, 04:17
Actually, I was wrong. My house (houses maybe? they're both the same) is a sort of rule by the people where the people aren't actually in charge but make all of the decisions. Basically, how it goes is my mother/father says something, I argue against it, I win. Always.
Sel Appa
17-11-2007, 04:20
Currently, the one I live in is a virtual totalitarian dictatorship. The one I would lead myself would be semi-democratic socialist/communist...
Todsboro
17-11-2007, 04:42
Father Know Best. I'm Father. And I do.
Soviestan
17-11-2007, 22:18
I'm currently in charge of a corrupt dictatorship. It's good to be at the top :p