NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm assuming you people know who Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen's character is. The journalist that has deeply-ingrained prejudices, commits several malapropisms, and is, otherwise, completely insensitive to the needs of those around him and comes from a fictional version of Kazakhstan, where the anthem is "all the other countries are run by little girls".

For laughs.

And yet, here we are with George W. Bush. The man who said Wicca shouldn't be considered a religion, among other absurdities, commits SEVERAL malapropisms (though Borat is a foreigner, so that can be excused on Borat) and that not only is completely impervious to anything remotely like foreign policy, but has ALSO effectively called any countries that disagree with him cowards. Worse yet: America elected him. At least once.

My sad conclusion is that Bush is to a president what Borat is to a journalist, only real.

But President Bush is funnier.

But President Bush is funnier.

Like the Joker, from Batman, right?

If this is true, then Bush is the single greatest troll ever. I'd reelect him just to piss people off.

Like the Joker, from Batman, right?

More like Jonathan Swift.

If this is true, then Bush is the single greatest troll ever. I'd reelect him just to piss people off.

You'd take part in more genocide to offend people? You know that children's blood he's spilling would be in YOUR hands and in the hands of everyone who voted for him, right?

Not everyone cares about how a person treats everyone else as long as they treat them well...hence Bush

The man who said Wicca shouldn't be considered a religion

sorry.. not to be pedantic, but I believe many people who practice Wicca agree with this.

If this is true, then Bush is the single greatest troll ever. I'd reelect him just to piss people off.

The question is, who is Bush's troll puppet? :eek:.

The question is, who is Bush's troll puppet? :eek:.

There is no puppet. Let that sink in. :eek:

sorry.. not to be pedantic, but I believe many people who practice Wicca agree with this.

I'm well aware, but we know fully well that HIS reasons for saying so are completely different from the ones of said Wiccans.

The question is, who is Bush's troll puppet? :eek:.

The United States Military.

There is no puppet. Let that sink in. :eek:

No, the consequences would be too bizarre to contemplate. Maybe he's Gods puppet? I mean you have to be a freakin God to troll that well.

I'm well aware, but we know fully well that HIS reasons for saying so are completely different from the ones of said Wiccans.

True.

No, the consequences would be too bizarre to contemplate. Maybe he's Gods puppet? I mean you have to be a freakin God to troll that well.

I'm thinking Loki.

I'm thinking Loki.

Bane, from Forgotten Realms, maybe?

(Lawful Evil god of war, strife and tyranny, for those of you who don't know D&D.)

Bane, from Forgotten Realms, maybe?

(Lawful Evil god of war, strife and tyranny, for those of you who don't know D&D.)

I think of President Bush as more of a chaotic-neutral Half-orc halfling.
Low wisdom and intelligence modifiers.
High endurance modifier to 'stay the course'.
Decent persuade/bluff skill.

Bush is right, Wiccanism isn't a legitimate religion.

Bush is right, Wiccanism isn't a legitimate religion.

In Soviet Russia, legitimate religion isn't Wiccanism!

Actually, that still works out..

Bush is right, Wiccanism isn't a legitimate religion.

Who, in the darkest, most putrid, worse depths of all hells, are you to decide Wicca isn't a religion, especially given that you don't even know how to SAY ITS NAME?

Who, in the darkest, most putrid, worse depths of all hells, are you to decide Wicca isn't a religion, especially given that you don't even know how to SAY ITS NAME?

Clearly he rolled Druid and didn't like it.

Clearly he rolled Druid and didn't like it.

Clearly he rolled Druid and couldn't READ it.

Clearly he rolled Druid and couldn't READ it.

*sniffs*
Do I smell something burning? ;)

I'd reelect him just to piss people off.

What exactly do you mean "re"-elect? :rolleyes: Never got that far.
You should "re-elect" Chavez, Khomeini, Amin, Stalin, Jong-Il, Nero and a few others, you know, for "comedic effect".