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What do you do when you are bored?

Trollgaard
15-11-2007, 20:38
Well, what do you do when you are bored?
JuNii
15-11-2007, 20:39
Well, what do you do when you are bored?

sleep.
Wilgrove
15-11-2007, 20:42
In before someone says Masturbate.

Eh look at random shit on the Internet.
Longhaul
15-11-2007, 20:42
I read a lot.

I find that I very, very rarely find myself bored. :)
Steelwall
15-11-2007, 20:45
I come here. :D

Oh and I like to read and take wiki adventures when the mood strikes me.
Dundee-Fienn
15-11-2007, 20:49
Bored and stuck in the flat?

Then I watch tons and tons of skydiving videos

Bored and have energy to move?

Go to the gym to swim
New Genoa
15-11-2007, 20:55
In before someone says Masturbate.

Eh look at random shit on the Internet.

masturbate
Smunkeeville
15-11-2007, 21:00
I don't have enough time to be bored. If there were a time when I didn't have anything else to do......I would probably sleep.......or have sex. Who am I kidding I would have sex. Sleep is for weaklings.
Hydesland
15-11-2007, 21:02
All of the options.
Tagmatium
15-11-2007, 21:05
I come here. :D

Oh and I like to read and take wiki adventures when the mood strikes me.
:D

A man (or possibly woman) after my own heart. :p
Trollgaard
15-11-2007, 21:11
hmm...i think i'll drink and watch tv
New Genoa
15-11-2007, 21:15
hmm...i think i'll drink and watch tv

+ masturbate
L-rouge
15-11-2007, 21:19
Come here and annoy Capitalsim (at least for the moment).
Soviestan
15-11-2007, 21:21
poll should have been multi-choice. anyway. I come on here, play video games, listen to music, go for a bike ride. I basically do whatever to stop being bored. I hate boredom.
Khadgar
15-11-2007, 21:35
Masturbate like a 12 year old with a victoria's secret catalog.


Kidding, mostly. Usually I'll watch DVDs and the like.
Zilam
15-11-2007, 21:52
I make one man pornos.
:p

Alternatively, I play games. Usually something where I conquer, because to be honest, I love dominating. ;)
Zilam
15-11-2007, 21:52
Masturbate like a 12 year old with a victoria's secret catalog.


Oh the memories.
Sirmomo1
15-11-2007, 21:58
I go on this board.

How anyone can have enough time for this not to be the least productive thing they do?
Pirated Corsairs
15-11-2007, 22:05
I go on /nsg/
Soheran
15-11-2007, 22:07
Other: NSG.
United Beleriand
15-11-2007, 22:09
boredom is a point of view i don't have.
Sel Appa
15-11-2007, 22:19
sleep/internet/dvds
Steelwall
15-11-2007, 22:29
:D

A man (or possibly woman) after my own heart. :p

*checks*

A man :p
New Genoa
15-11-2007, 22:40
Masturbate like a 12 year old with a victoria's secret catalog.


Kidding, mostly. Usually I'll watch DVDs and the like.

Watching DVDs and masturbating is much better.

I'd like to see one activity that one can do without the accompaniment of masturbation.
Greater Trostia
15-11-2007, 22:43
If I knew what to do when I'm bored I wouldn't get bored to begin with.
Still-Not-A-Puppet
15-11-2007, 22:57
I continue work on my environmentally sealed underwear. The last thing I want to do is wake up some morning and find someone's hand up my ass.
Kryozerkia
15-11-2007, 23:00
sleep.

Same here, unless it's still early in which case I take a shower.
Pure Metal
15-11-2007, 23:22
http://www.noheat.com/images/Stumble.jpg
Cabra West
15-11-2007, 23:40
Well, what do you do when you are bored?

Sleep, read or masturbate. Depends on the situation.
Dalmatia Cisalpina
15-11-2007, 23:41
I post on NSG. :D

Or I study, depending on how bored I am.
Extreme Ironing
16-11-2007, 00:19
I read this and other forums. I compose music. I listen to music. I read books. Many things. Another very short sentence.
Infinite Revolution
16-11-2007, 00:20
this should be multiple choice
Bann-ed
16-11-2007, 00:23
Recite the Pledge of Allegiance to a burning American Flag 52 times. Once for each State.
Darknovae
16-11-2007, 00:30
Write. And spam here and on GM.
Lord Raug
16-11-2007, 00:38
I'd like to see one activity that one can do without the accompaniment of masturbation.

Use a chainsaw.
New Genoa
16-11-2007, 01:23
Use a chainsaw.

No one said it couldnt be bloody.
Bann-ed
16-11-2007, 01:27
No one said it couldnt be bloody.

It doesn't have to be. Chainsaws vibrate quite a bit, and so long as one avoids the blade, its okay.
Domici
16-11-2007, 02:12
Well, what do you do when you are bored?

Nothing. It's part of what being bored is.

If I'm reading a book I'm being entertained by it, or edified by it. If I am neither, then I stop reading it and go back to being bored. If I'm asleep, I'm tired. If I'm listening to music, watching TV, playing games, etc, I'm entertained.

Bored is how I feel when none of those things have any appeal for me at the moment.

e.g. I'm really bored right now. I've clicked on several of these threads and can't be bothered to respond to any of them (except this one obviously.) There's a novel I've been reading, but don't feel like picking it up right now. I had a late lunch, so I'm not hungry. I'd like to take a shower, but my two-year old is sleeping in the adjacent room, and I'm not taking the chance of waking her up. There's a show I like on, but I feel a bit to ADD to sit through it, so I'm taping it. And 8:10 pm is to early to sleep.

I'm bored. And so as soon as I hit "submit reply" I will be doing nothing.
Domici
16-11-2007, 02:15
Use a chainsaw.

If you look around you will find a a porn clip of some strippers on the Howard Stern Show in which some lady made a cunnilingus machine by attaching a bunch of rubber tongues to a chainsaw, with a brush that lubricates them. They demonstrate this device by having a naked woman lower herself onto it to almost immediate orgasm.
Domici
16-11-2007, 02:19
I continue work on my environmentally sealed underwear. The last thing I want to do is wake up some morning and find someone's hand up my ass.

Just keep snoring with your eyes closed and everything will be fine.
The blessed Chris
16-11-2007, 19:49
Piss my life away in front of a screen. TV or computer, it really is immaterial; the result is much the same.
Ifreann
16-11-2007, 20:17
Post on NSG/masturbate/all of the above.
Saxnot
16-11-2007, 20:22
No multi-choice? I go downstairs to talk o my flatmates or just smoke shisha. Or both.
HotRodia
16-11-2007, 20:29
It just depends on my mood. I might listen to music and meditate, or read and contemplate, or go running and regulate my breathing, or post here.

Infrequently, I'll play video games.
Anti-Social Darwinism
16-11-2007, 22:12
Eat, drink iced tea, cook, NSgeneral, knit, crochet, argue with my daughter, sleep, watch Martha Stewart (only if I'm very, very, very, very bored).
Londim
16-11-2007, 22:25
Go to the bar with my flatmates, come on here, watch TV, play computer games, maybe study a bit.
Gun Manufacturers
16-11-2007, 23:56
Recite the Pledge of Allegiance to a burning American Flag 52 times. Once for each State.

Erm, there's only 50 states (unless you're finally admitting that Canada and the UK are states :D).
Gun Manufacturers
16-11-2007, 23:58
Well, what do you do when you are bored?

I masturb... I mean I play video games.
Saxnot
17-11-2007, 00:01
Also I apparently wear a poncho, listen to smooth jazz and procrastinate.

I love my poncho. :p
Gartref
17-11-2007, 00:04
I re-enact Jane Austen novels with my sock-puppets, Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy.
Big Jim P
17-11-2007, 00:19
I come here and torment my fellow Generalites. *evil Grin*

P.S. damn, where's a good devil smiley when you need one?
Desperate Measures
17-11-2007, 00:31
Sneak into your room and quietly clip your toenails as you sleep.
Soviet Haaregrad
17-11-2007, 01:01
Plot world domination. And masturbate.
Soviet Haaregrad
17-11-2007, 01:03
Erm, there's only 50 states (unless you're finally admitting that Canada and the UK are states :D).

Say that again and the Empire will take her colonies back, and give them to Canada. :p
Gun Manufacturers
17-11-2007, 01:33
Say that again and the Empire will take her colonies back, and give them to Canada. :p

That again.




:D
Big Jim P
17-11-2007, 02:26
9 different posts saying masturbation. If I masturbated every time I was bored, I would have pulled the damn thing off by the time I was 12.
Whackjobistan
17-11-2007, 04:18
Contemplate suicide.

Well, that's dysthymia for ya!