NationStates Jolt Archive


People will marry their pets!

Khadgar
13-11-2007, 20:40
An Indian man has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death.

P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The "bride" wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

Superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to animals in the hope of warding off curses.

'Tried every cure'

Crowds cheered the newly-weds at the end of the ceremony in Sivaganga district, about 50km (30 miles) east of the city of Madurai.

The "bride", who is called Selvi, was led to the temple in Manamudurai wearing a sari before vows were exchanged in a traditional Hindu ceremony.

A relative of the groom who attended the wedding said he hoped Mr Selvakumar would now be cured.

"Fifteen years back Selvakumar was physically fit. But, once he attacked a pair of dogs and thereafter Kumar could not move his limbs freely," the relative, Ramu, told the BBC.

"He tried every cure for his ailment but could not be rid of his disability.

"On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar's marriage with a bitch."

Maybe that's not what the Astrologer meant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7093422.stm
Lackadaisical1
13-11-2007, 20:42
Maybe that's not what the Astrologer meant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7093422.stm

hmm, guys marry bitches all the time, all it ever does is relieve them of half their stuff.

Frankly, this guy is probably smarter than all of us who tried to marry women.
Ryadn
13-11-2007, 20:47
hmm, guys marry bitches all the time, all it ever does is relieve them of half their stuff.

Frankly, this guy is probably smarter than all of us who tried to marry women.

I wonder why on earth it didn't work out for you. Women love ignorant mysoginists.
Ashmoria
13-11-2007, 20:48
if he doesnt prosper after this can he divorce her?

is it ok to beat your dog wife if she pees on the carpet?
Khadgar
13-11-2007, 20:49
hmm, guys marry bitches all the time, all it ever does is relieve them of half their stuff.

Frankly, this guy is probably smarter than all of us who tried to marry women.

Where's Dixieanna and her "Christian only" marriages now? Heh