NationStates Jolt Archive


Another Police Tasering Incident!

Lunatic Goofballs
13-11-2007, 13:26
http://www.wisn.com/news/14578060/detail.html

I'd like to see this on Youtube sometime soon. :)
Londim
13-11-2007, 13:28
That cop is actually a masochist in disguise. The shock turned him on. You all know it did.
Ifreann
13-11-2007, 13:30
I lol'd on the inside.


In before 'Don't tase me bro'.
Maraque
13-11-2007, 13:33
Don't tase me bro!
Ifreann
13-11-2007, 13:37
That cop is actually a masochist in disguise. The shock turned him on. You all know it did.
Kinky.

Hey, Mrs. Goofball is one of them po-lice officers. Maybe he can tell us more about auto-erotic-electrocution.
Don't tase me bro!

:fluffle:
Brellach
13-11-2007, 13:39
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/sponsors/53491/mil-wisnchannel12-728x90-53491-08282007-796.jpg

Is that really what news reporters look like in America? I though it was just a movie cliché!
Ifreann
13-11-2007, 13:43
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/sponsors/53491/mil-wisnchannel12-728x90-53491-08282007-796.jpg

Is that really what news reporters look like in America? I though it was just a movie cliché!

It got into the movies for a reason.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-11-2007, 13:43
Kinky.

Hey, Mrs. Goofball is one of them po-lice officers. Maybe he can tell us more about auto-erotic-electrocution.


:fluffle:

I'll have to ask her later. I suspect the answer will shock and amaze. :p
Ifreann
13-11-2007, 13:48
I'll have to ask her later. I suspect the answer will shock and amaze. :p

This raises an interesting and important question: How would your indestructable testicles stand up to being tasered?
Lunatic Goofballs
13-11-2007, 13:53
This raises an interesting and important question: How would your indestructable testicles stand up to being tasered?

Well, I've been stun gunned and tasered. I've been stun gunned in the crotch and if the difference between stun guns and tasers hold true, ... not well. :p
Ifreann
13-11-2007, 14:00
Well, I've been stun gunned and tasered. I've been stun gunned in the crotch and if the difference between stun guns and tasers hold true, ... not well. :p

I'd be afraid that the electricity would somehow create super-LG-sperm.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-11-2007, 14:02
I'd be afraid that the electricity would somehow create super-LG-sperm.

Hmm....

*starts charting risk vs. reward statistics*
Ifreann
13-11-2007, 14:09
Hmm....

*starts charting risk vs. reward statistics*

Risk: Airborne sperm that impregnate women with an LG clone

Reward: Airborne sperm that impregnate women with an LG clone