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How many times do you masturbate?

Masturbation.

Everybody is doing it, but you never talk about it.

Let’s face it!

I never said to my colleagues at work:

“Oh boy, I had such a nice masturbation yesterday...”

I’m even silent about it against my girlfriend.
Ok, when she is asking if I still do it then I’m honest.

But I never tell her about my masturbation adventures with most of her girlfriends. :p

So, here’s your chance, no talking, but action! :)

Finally a thread I can relate to politically

in before also cocks

Varies.

But I never tell her about my masturbation adventures with most of her girlfriends. :p
you have masturbation adventures (not fantasies, adventures!) with your girlfriend's girl friends? :eek:


and the number of times I masturbate is for me to know and everyone else to find out. :cool:

:fluffle:
Never.
:fluffle:

Probably on average, I'd say twice daily. I'm not an addict, just love doing something that feels good.

Probably on average, I'd say twice daily. I'm not an addict, just love doing something that feels good.

That depends on whether or not you could stop if you wanted to.

I mean.. if I said. "I do crystal meth twice daily. I'm not an addict, just love doing something that feels good." I wouldn't even believe myself.

I’m even silent about it against my girlfriend.
Ok, when she is asking if I still do it then I’m honest.

But I never tell her about my masturbation adventures with most of her girlfriends.


My my, a regular Don Juan :D

:fluffle:
Never.
:fluffle:
I lol'd.

Anyway - depends.

you have masturbation adventures (not fantasies, adventures!) with your girlfriend's girl friends? :eek:


and the number of times I masturbate is for me to know and everyone else to find out. :cool:

No no. Fantasies. It seems very normal. :)

According some psych magazine the majority of men had sex (in their head) with most girlfriends of their girlfriend. :)

That depends on whether or not you could stop if you wanted to.

I mean.. if I said. "I do crystal meth twice daily. I'm not an addict, just love doing something that feels good." I wouldn't even believe myself.

Yeah but crystal meth destroys your body and masturbation doesn't.

And yeah I can stop, I stopped for 2 days a month ago because I was going to get oral and I wanted to "build up". So does 48 hours count as "stopping"? I don't know.

And yeah I can stop, I stopped for 2 days a month ago because I was going to get oral and I wanted to "build up"

Why would you want to "build up"?

Damn my innocent mind

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.

No no. Fantasies. It seems very normal. :)

According some psych magazine the majority of men had sex (in their head) with the girlfriends of their girlfriend. :)


Not to mention have their GF have sex with her GF's......

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.

Help that's indeed a strong story!

Some ejaculate sperm, some babies...

Several times a day. ;) Hey, I have no problem admitting that my sex drive is through the roof. And since my boyfriend just broke up with me... sigh.

Yeah but crystal meth destroys your body and masturbation doesn't.

And yeah I can stop, I stopped for 2 days a month ago because I was going to get oral and I wanted to "build up". So does 48 hours count as "stopping"? I don't know.

I don't think an addiction has to destroy your body.

I don't know either.

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.

Too be fair, they are only half-babies.

Too be fair, they are only half-babies.

Half-baby, half-sperm?

Weird!

Why would you want to "build up"?

Damn my innocent mind

Because she would have been very disappointed if I didn't ejaculate. She would feel like she wasn't doing a good job, when in reality it would be the effect of me not having much semen in me for very long.

Half-baby, half-sperm?

Weird!

Yes, they can swim with ease, and naturally gravitate towards the vagoo.

I don't think an addiction has to destroy your body.

I don't know either.


Well I'm saying that the term "addiction" has a negative connotation that goes with it, so even though I may be an adict, it isn't a harmful addiction.

Originally Posted by Edwinasia
No no. Fantasies. It seems very normal.

According some psych magazine the majority of men had sex (in their head) with the girlfriends of their girlfriend.


Not to mention have their GF have sex with her GF's......

Hell yes ;)

Another reason why I masturbate so much is because I don't masturbate in a conventional manner.

Quoted from wikipedia:

Another technique is to place just the index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the penis and move the skin up and down. A variation on this is to place the fingers and thumb on the penis as if playing a flute, and then shuttle them back and forth. A less common technique is to lie face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it until orgasm is achieved.

I actually did this out of excessive energy when I was 6. When I realized how fun it was, I started doing it all the time, at least once daily. I didn't understand the concept of "masturbation" until I was in 6th grade, and then one day at age 11 when doing it I had a huge semen explosion. And I kept doing it, because it was twice as fun when that happened.

Now keep in mind, I have 10 years of experience at this method, so I am very good at it. If you tried it once, you probably wouldn't get that much pleasure, but I assure you once you practice, you will fucking love it. So much fucking better than jerking off (yes I have done that many times too).

The best way to do it is in a long bathtub under the shower. Unless you don't mind semen stains on the inside of your pants, in that case any floor will do, hard ones work better than carpet. Hands out in front of you both clasped in fists, legs bent at the knees in the air crossed (yeah I looks like some yoga position).

2 of the greatest parts of this method are that you do not need an erection at any point in time for this to work, and it is much easier to stop and take a short break before ejaculation. If you're good, you can prolong it as long as possible.

I encourage all men to try it, and practice it. If you still don't like it after a month, than go back to jerking, but I swear it is the greatest thing ever.

a few times a week...usually after the gym

that being said, I've never really had that little taboo about talking about it.

One would generally think having a reasonably satisfying sex partner reduces mastrubation. I've not found it so, personally.

Another reason why I masturbate so much is because I don't masturbate in a conventional manner.
*snipped*
One of the saddest things I ever heard was when a female friend in college confessed to me that she'd never masturbated...because she didn't know how.

She was surprised and amused when I presented her with two separate texts on the subject. I also helpfully provided an "intimate anatomy" instruction lesson, complete with power-point slide show.

I am a very randy nerd. :D

One would generally think having a reasonably satisfying sex partner reduces mastrubation. I've not found it so, personally.

Me either.

Sure, I do it less, but that's cause she's around and can bust me. :p

When I'm not with her for a week or something then I'm doing it almost everyday.

One of the saddest things I ever heard was when a female friend in college confessed to me that she'd never masturbated...because she didn't know how.

She was surprised and amused when I presented her with two separate texts on the subject. I also helpfully provided an "intimate anatomy" instruction lesson, complete with power-point slide show.

I am a very randy nerd. :D

Power point? Christ. :D

It varies for me. I do it more when stressed or bored. If I'm busy, it's not a priority.

Me either.

Sure, I do it less, but that's cause she's around and can bust me. :p

When I'm not with her for a week or something then I'm doing it almost everyday.

You hide the fact?

My girlfriend and I have pretty high sex drives but aren't always able to help eachother out with that due to time constraints so I know what she does and she knows what I do

Maybe a few times a month in puberty...hardly ever now. Just not something I enjoy I suppose. Though I guess thats more to do with my gender issues. Quite frankly, fiddling with that horrid, disgusting thing down there just doesn't appeal to me!:p And then there's the fact that I'm more or less asexual, so its not like I can think of someone I fancy while doing it either. Heh. So its not for everyone! I think I can be excused given that everyone else on NSG seems to be doing at least their fair share ;)

Yeh, I've always thought NSG was full of wankers

You hide the fact?

My girlfriend and I have pretty high sex drives but aren't always able to help eachother out with that due to time constraints so I know what she does and she knows what I do

Hide hide. No, not really. We just don't talk about it.

We know from each other that we do it, but not when, how much and with who in our mind. :p

No no. Fantasies. It seems very normal. :)

According some psych magazine the majority of men had sex (in their head) with most girlfriends of their girlfriend. :) you might want to edit that post then and say Fantasies... Adventures can lead to very interesting images... :p

Power point? Christ. :D

It varies for me. I do it more when stressed or bored. If I'm busy, it's not a priority.
what... you never heard of the "Point and Click"

the "Drag and Drop"

"Spinning the Mouse Wheel"?

as needed?

yeah. That sounds right.

I surprised 30% do it more than once a day. It seems all that would accomplish is getting sore and tired.

I surprised 30% do it more than once a day. It seems all that would accomplish is getting sore and tired.
Maybe a little sore occassionally, but not remotely tired.:D

I don't.

Not because I have any moral objections to it, mind you - it just doesn't do anything for me. I sometimes wonder if it's a question of teaching an old dog new tricks - like Bottle's friend, I really didn't know much about the mechanics of sex or masturbation until college, and once I did give it a try, it just...wasn't that exciting.

(Doing sexual things with actual other people, of course, is a different story. ;) )

I don't. I never have before, and I don't intend to. My parents never even told me what it was.


You still can ask.

I don't. I never have before, and I don't intend to. My parents never even told me what it was.

You still can ask.

I don't want to know, and if I ask Mom will get angry and tease me. It's not like it matters anyway.

I don't want to know, and if I ask Mom will get angry and tease me. It's not like it matters anyway.


While would she be angry?

And tease...

You can ask a friend or look on the internet....

whenever I'm bored and alone...I used to do it in the middle of my running route so heads up on that one

edit: I generally try to keep it below 24 hours gap otherwise you get the messy cum thats really stinky and gets all over your trousers

I don't want to know, and if I ask Mom will get angry and tease me. It's not like it matters anyway.

awww your so innocent (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/YayPedoBear/boxtrap5yu.jpg)

While would she be angry?

And tease...

You can ask a friend or look on the internet....

It's not important, she will find out when she is interested, until then, it remains one of those things "other people do".

While would she be angry?

And tease...

You can ask a friend or look on the internet....

I have a vague idea of what it is, so I really don't need to know any more than that.

Another reason why I masturbate so much is because I don't masturbate in a conventional manner.
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God I started laughing so hard when I read this post...

But I never tell her about my masturbation adventures with most of her girlfriends. :p

the real question is do you tell ithem about these adventures, or do you stay hiding in their closets until after they've left?

Since no one posted it yet...

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...

:D

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.I sell my sperm $100. :D
+ the "clinic" is just across the street. No I will not give you coordinates.

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...

:Dyou do realize you are pffapping money away.. dont you? ;)

Enough. That's how often I get off. Enough.

you do realize you are pffapping money away.. dont you? ;)

yet it feeels soooooo gooooood! :p

I'm not proud of it, but it feels so good.

Usually once a day, occasionally twice, although on rare occasions I go a day or two without doing it.

How many people would still masturbate if they had access to a desired sex partner?

How many people would still masturbate if they had access to a desired sex partner?

The desired sex partner can't always be there 24/7.

My record was 5 in one day but that last 3 or so weren't all too great, but on the average it's about once every day or two now, btw I've never had sex so this is my only way to maintain sanity and not have to bother with other people.

The desired sex partner can't always be there 24/7.

O Rly?
*gets out chains*

On impulse.

How many people would still masturbate if they had access to a desired sex partner?

I would. Sex with another person is great and all, but there are those times that I don't want to satisfy another person or I just want to get off quick

you have masturbation adventures (not fantasies, adventures!) with your girlfriend's girl friends? :eek:


and the number of times I masturbate is for me to know and everyone else to find out. :cool:

Ah. A challenge. Cool!

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.

Please tell me you're kidding.

On impulse.

Never at warp?

How many people would still masturbate if they had access to a desired sex partner?
Yo. I have my desired sex partner, and I still masturbate sometimes. I know he does, too. Am I really supposed to have a problem with that?

No...
If you can do it that fast.if you can do it that fast.. you are going to finish before she even starts (not talking about masturbation).

that my friend is not a superpower.. trust me. :D
that is a superproblem.

Never at warp?

No...
If you can do it that fast, there is something wrong with you.
Minuteman.

Let's see, averaging once a day since I was 13, that's a little over 13,000 orgasms. Wow. Imagine what that's done to my brain chemistry . . .

Let's see, averaging once a day since I was 13, that's a little over 13,000 orgasms. Wow. Imagine what that's done to my brain chemistry . . .

not to mention... the chafing...

+1

:)

I only masturbate to raise money for charity. I recently participated in a Batathon for the prevention of prostate cancer.

I'm masturbating right now...Political debates are so hot and sexy...:D

Yo. I have my desired sex partner, and I still masturbate sometimes. I know he does, too. Am I really supposed to have a problem with that?

You are clearly an awful girlfriend. Or something like that...

I had one girlfriend who had an issue with it. I told her that either I got to jerk off or she had to be willing to accept the fact that I would be constantly pestering her for sex and wouldn't always care if it was any good.

I'm still not entirely sure why she felt intimidated by my hand tho...

I'm still not entirely sure why she felt intimidated by my hand tho...

Her vajayjay could never be as tight. Bum, on the other hand...

Her vajayjay could never be as tight. Bum, on the other hand...

You have no right to judge vajayjays if you've never served in one. :p

+1

:)
I hope you washed your hands before posting...

You have no right to judge vajayjays if you've never served in one. :p

Haha! Hilarious. But, alas, I have.

One of the saddest things I ever heard was when a female friend in college confessed to me that she'd never masturbated...because she didn't know how.

She was surprised and amused when I presented her with two separate texts on the subject. I also helpfully provided an "intimate anatomy" instruction lesson, complete with power-point slide show.

I am a very randy nerd. :D

*pushes glasses up*

Do I make you randy, baby?

lol

at least twice...an hour. :p


Naw...To be honest, I don't do it as much anymore. Maybe a time or two a week. My roommate on the other hand, well, I don't think he stops doing it. He does it while I'm in the room, trying to sleep. Nasty bugger.

Haha! Hilarious. But, alas, I have.

I commend you for your service.

My roommate on the other hand, well, I don’t think he stops doing it. He does it while I’m in the room, trying to sleep. Nasty bugger.
Gllluuuuurrrrr.....

Another reason I couldn’t share a room with someone who wasn’t my partner.

I commend you for your service.

Gruelling, traumatic and inhuman as it was, I deserve all the lauding you can spare.

at least twice...an hour. :p


Naw...To be honest, I don't do it as much anymore. Maybe a time or two a week. My roommate on the other hand, well, I don't think he stops doing it. He does it while I'm in the room, trying to sleep. Nasty bugger.

He just needs a helping hand. Be a good christian. :)

He just needs a helping hand. Be a good christian. :)

:eek: I only give a helping hand to ladies in need ;)

:eek: I only give a helping hand to ladies in need ;)

Sexist. :p

Gruelling, traumatic and inhuman as it was, I deserve all the lauding you can spare.

:( poor Fass.

*gives vegan cookies for his trauma*

I feel a bit "special" for having done it 8 times in a single day before after reading this thread. Before anyone asks, no, I didn't get a rash afterwords.
At any rate, I've had stretches lasting over 3 months when I didn't do it, so I'm definitely not addicted. I average 5-6 times a week now.

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.

Hey, even if you don't waste your potential babies most of your little guys won't be doing anything anyway. After all only the fastest, strongest, luckiest and just plain bestest sperm gets to the sweet spot. The others are just shit out of luck. So... I'm not guilty over it. ;)

:( poor Fass.

*gives vegan cookies for his trauma*

It's not like it was your vajayjay that caused the paynin', but thankee nonetheless.

My hand also never complained about her

It knows when its competition poses no threat.

The wench.

The woman.

at least twice...an hour. :p


Naw...To be honest, I don't do it as much anymore. Maybe a time or two a week. My roommate on the other hand, well, I don't think he stops doing it. He does it while I'm in the room, trying to sleep. Nasty bugger.
*shrug* I shared a room with 3 other guys, all of whom I either saw masturbating or having sex on a fairly regular basis. Not really that big of a deal
Her vajayjay could never be as tight. Bum, on the other hand...
My hand also never complained about her

The wench.

It varies, when I'm depressed only like once or twice a day. When I'm not it ranges from five to twelve times a day... maybe more if I'm bored... irrespective of how much I'm getting laid... I'm a fuckin' fiend. :D
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*shrug* I shared a room with 3 other guys, all of whom I either saw masturbating or having sex on a fairly regular basis. Not really that big of a deal


Well, its supposed to be a christian environment, you'd think he'd be courteous as to wait until I am gone or something. I am tired of being awakened by him grunting and shaking his loft.

It's not like it was your vajayjay that caused the paynin', but thankee nonetheless.

I can indirectly empathize.

Well, its supposed to be a christian environment, you'd think he'd be courteous as to wait until I am gone or something. I am tired of being awakened by him grunting and shaking his loft.

Maybe he's thinking about Jesus when he does it. :)

Gruelling, traumatic and inhuman as it was, I deserve all the lauding you can spare.

Were you conscripted? 'cause a guy I know volunteered for Vajajay service and was rejected because he didn't pass the physical. He really wanted to serve but I guess he just couldn't pass muster.

It knows when its competition poses no threat.



The woman.
Touche. Perhaps it is time for Sarky to go gay...;)
Well, its supposed to be a christian environment, you'd think he'd be courteous as to wait until I am gone or something. I am tired of being awakened by him grunting and shaking his loft.

*shrug*
I can see it being discourteous, but not so much non-Christian.

Tho, it does seem the boy could use some lube if he's jerking hard enough to shake that much...

An average of once daily, though lately it's been a little more.

I only masturbate to raise money for charity. I recently participated in a Batathon for the prevention of prostate cancer.

*awards thread win*

How many times do you masturbate?
)

Just during this post or overall. :)

Where are Beavis and Butt-head when you need them.

The proportion who do it more than once a day are probably female. It's easier for us girls, you know ;)

An average of once daily, though lately it's been a little more.2.95 times a day.








its the number for yesterday. I released 2 times.. the third time I was interrupted by the phone :D

The proportion who do it more than once a day are probably female. It's easier for us girls, you know ;)

Ahem. I am male, madam, and I have sullied an entire box of tissues in less than a week. I can - and often do - manage it twice in a thirty to forty minute span, and my personal record for one 24-hour period is 33 - not by chance, mind you; I was intentionally masturbating as often as was physically possible. And yes, that was accomplished by losing sleep.

That was the only time I experienced more than trivial soreness. Normally, I find myself releasing demons from three to six times daily in general, and closer to nine times every third day. Ever notice your sex drive seems to peak every 3 days?

EDIT: For the record, I do have a significant other who is quite driven, but she is currently going to college out of state and it'll be some months before I've accrued the funds to move after her. Damned tissue prices keep going up.

I do it so much I got a degree in it: Master of Bate

I can - and often do - manage it twice in a thirty to forty minute span, and my personal record for one 24-hour period is 33 -

For the record..Guinness ? :D

Guinness ? :D

I'm sure 33 isn't the record, though I can't find an entry on 'masturbation'...

I'm sure 33 isn't the record, though I can't find an entry on 'masturbation'...damn idiots.. :mp5::mp5::sniper: they have issued one for http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/amazing_feats/marathon_efforts/greatest_distance_walked_with_a_milk_bottle_balanced_on_the_head.aspx

but nothing on the more important issue of male potency.

damn idiots.. :mp5::mp5::sniper: they have issued one for http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/amazing_feats/marathon_efforts/greatest_distance_walked_with_a_milk_bottle_balanced_on_the_head.aspx

but nothing on this more important issue.haha.. they have a 66 years old stripper (exotic dancer (http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/body_beautiful/oldest_male_stripper.aspx)) !!

FTW :D

Used to be about twice daily, now it's about every other day.
Masturbation is nice, sex is better :D

When my wife and I were separated by the Pacific, quite a bit. Nowadays though... Not all that often and it seriously depends on the time of year. Given that it's still dark in the morning when I get up right now I'm more likely to fall back asleep in my morning shower than to be, ah, 'awake'. ;)

Generally every day.
Obligatory *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

you have masturbation adventures (not fantasies, adventures!) with your girlfriend's girl friends? :eek:


No, he said that he has masturbation adventures with her girlfriend's GIRLFRIENDS, not GIRL FRIENDS!
..mhhh... hot...

Some people are born under a lucky star...

2.95 times a day.

its the number for yesterday. I released 2 times.. the third time I was interrupted by the phone :DYou got that close to the end and didn't just let the phone ring?

Normally, I find myself releasing demons from three to six times daily in general, and closer to nine times every third day. Ever notice your sex drive seems to peak every 3 days?*is intrigued*

*is intrigued*

Indeed
*makes mental note to investigate this further*

Once or twice a day.

Depends how busy I am or if my mind is occupied on other things, usually once every day or so.

To further my previous post, 'on impulse' in reality means maybe once a week, if that. I've never had any desire to do it everyday, IMO it would be lesser in effect if done too often.

question: why do you all masterbuate i tried it once not exactly good, prefer the actual thing, i mean girls ya they get **** in their *****, guys your just rubbing you ****, ya know please explain

Is it masturbating if you spank it off on your wifes tits?

No, he said that he has masturbation adventures with her girlfriend's GIRLFRIENDS, not GIRL FRIENDS!
..mhhh... hot...

Some people are born under a lucky star...

And it are fantasies.

But I'm still born under a lucky star with the girl I'm taking care for.

So our stats are pretty close to so-called scientific stats. :)

Now I'm wondering, there's a 94% chance that Jesus, Hitler, Stalin or Bush is jerking themselves off.

Why we don't read anything about it?

So our stats are pretty close to so-called scientific stats. :)

Now I'm wondering, there's a 94% chance that Jesus, Hitler, Stalin or Bush is jerking themselves off.

Why we don't read anything about it?

wasn't Hitler impotent? And Jesus couldn't jerk off, his hands were nailed to a cross. I'm pretty sure the others masturbate(d) though.

Hmm, I used to masturbate 3 times daily, but recently I just havn't been too motivated. Maybe it has to do with having a g/f but I don't have sex enough to make up for it, plus I don't really fin myself wanting her that much anyway. I guess I'm just really not in the mood lately. Now its more often 2 times a week.

Also: to any girls who don't masturbate, do your future partner (if you choose to have one) a favor and start now.

The proportion who do it more than once a day are probably female. It's easier for us girls, you know ;)

I believe the only way to settle this is with a bate-a-thon. Don't worry boys, I'll represent us well.

I do it 3 or 4 times a week.

But my record is about 14 or 15 times in one day. Ok, I smoked some weed at the same moment as well. :)

question: why do you all masterbuate i tried it once not exactly good, prefer the actual thing, i mean girls ya they get **** in their *****, guys your just rubbing you ****, ya know please explainUh, 'the actual thing' is just rubbing it against the inside of an orifice.

question: why do you all masterbuate i tried it once not exactly good, prefer the actual thing, i mean girls ya they get **** in their *****, guys your just rubbing you ****, ya know please explain

:eek: it's mad libs!

Touche. Perhaps it is time for Sarky to go gay...;)

Sarky should know better than to toy with my emotions.

This is a disgusting thread....

This is a disgusting thread....

... but you can't help reading it, perv.

This is a disgusting thread....
What's disgusting about masturbation? It's normal, natural, and generally quite happy-making!

... but you can't help reading it, perv.
He's a Christian. What do you expect? ;)

(i kid, i kid!)

What's disgusting about masturbation? It's normal, natural, and generally quite happy-making!

because, it's gross. You aren't supposed to ever touch your own body, not even in the shower, that's why feet smell dontchaknow? touching your own body that you live in is gross.

He's a Christian. What do you expect?

Oh, don't get me started. :rolleyes:

because, it's gross. You aren't supposed to ever touch your own body, not even in the shower, that's why feet smell dontchaknow? touching your own body that you live in is gross.
Hmm. It appears that cooties are far more complicated than I had been lead to believe. I was under the impression that, having received my cootie shot on the playground in 2nd grade, I would be safe. It appears that I may have been unknowingly exposing myself to "self cooties" on a daily basis.

Contact the CDC. Stat.

This is a disgusting thread....

Why? 94% is doing what is written in this thread.

This is a disgusting thread....

Yeah yeah! But while reading this disgusting stuff you're playing with yourself, right?


wahahaha

Yeah yeah! But while reading this disgusting stuff you're playing with yourself, right?


wahahaha

The poor kid... we should tell him about those webpages specifically designed for that purpose, don't you think?

I do it 12 times a day.

But I have sex with anything about 20 times a day.
Some say, I'm sick.

I do it 12 times a day.

But I have sex with anything about 20 times a day.
Some say, I'm sick.

... others say you're just trying to show off on an internet forum.

Most I've ever did was around 10-11 in a single day. But that's my record, hardly something regular.

On an average weekday I might do it once or twice. On weekends or days off, and generally non-busy days, I can do it three or four times.

And those sunday holidays when nobody wants to go out and there's nothing to watch on TV, well, those are the ones I generally challenge my record :p I doubt I'll ever beat it, though, I'm getting too old for that. Still, failure in this leaves a sentiment of satisfaction nonetheless :D

... others say you're just trying to show off on an internet forum.

You can ask my sister! She knows all about it.

Sarky should know better than to toy with my emotions.
Sorry. Sarky was bored and overtired. He apologises. However, he is still clearly bored, as he is refering to himself in the third person. He shall stop doing so now and apologises to anyone who read this post. Sorry. Really.

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I'll show myself out.

I'll show myself out.

There you go again, you handsome bastard!

There you go again, you handsome bastard!
hahaha...touche. It's really sad when I don't pick up on that kind of thing. I'm disappointed in myself.

hahaha...touche. It's really sad when I don't pick up on that kind of thing. I'm disappointed in myself.

Oh, I can't stay mad at you, and damn you for being well aware of it!

Oh, I can't stay mad at you, and damn you for being well aware of it!

muahahahaha

Who says I ever stop...it is hard to type one handed

Lately I have fallen asleep while masturbating before climaxing. I am wondering if this is a sign of old age?

The answer to this question is: Depends how bored I am :D

And Jesus couldn't jerk off, his hands were nailed to a cross.

Bull. All he had to do was pull them off, and BAM! A ready made hole.

No no. Fantasies. It seems very normal. :)

According some psych magazine the majority of men had sex (in their head) with most girlfriends of their girlfriend. :)
Or boyfriends of their boyfriend ;)

Or boyfriends of their boyfriend ;)

Not in America.

haha the first time i did it was an accident when i was like 13. was getting comfortable in bed and wham! my pants were wet with something id never seen before

Who says I ever stop...it is hard to type one handed

It's not.

And this isn't going where you think it's going.

It's not.

And this isn't going where you think it's going.

Sureeeeeeeee we believe you! ;)

It's not.

And this isn't going where you think it's going.

All over the monitor?

Every now and then. I'm not an overly big fan.

That depends on whether or not you could stop if you wanted to.

I mean.. if I said. "I do crystal meth twice daily. I'm not an addict, just love doing something that feels good." I wouldn't even believe myself.
Excuse me, are you comparing masturbation to METH? Thing is, masturbation is healthy, crystal meth isn't.

Excuse me, are you comparing masturbation to METH? Thing is, masturbation is healthy, crystal meth isn't.

I was comparing two addictions.

And where were you, this is page 11.

I was comparing two addictions.

And where were you, this is page 11.
Actually, with my page settings this is page 4 for me. But whatever, I was just looking through the earlier responses.

And with your comparison, calling it an addiction was partly based on the assumption of otherwise similarity, otherwise anything one frequently does could be considered an addiction; (E.g. eating) in which case, your comparison is a bad one because, again, masturbation is healthy whereas crystal meth is not.

Actually, with my page settings this is page 4 for me. But whatever, I was just looking through the earlier responses.

And with your comparison, calling it an addiction was partly based on the assumption of otherwise similarity, otherwise anything one frequently does could be considered an addiction; (E.g. eating) in which case, your comparison is a bad one because, again, masturbation is healthy whereas crystal meth is not.

Crazy!

I am classifying an addiction as something one cannot stop doing, that is not essential to survival. So food (to an extent), water, and air use are hardly addictions. They are life processes.

Maybe it is a bad comparison though.

Sorry I don't support genocide of millions of babies.[obligatory]Eeeeeevery sperm is saaaaaacred...

OK, in all honesty- not at all these days. I get enough sex that I don't have much need for it, and when I do, I can ride it out. To the girl who said it's easier for girls to masturbate- eh, I haven't really found that myself. I know my body pretty well, but I have trouble getting my mind into it when I'm flying solo.