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Title: Christmas 300 trailer

Narrarator: We Christians beleive in the Son of God himself. Taught never to give in, never to surrender, to die a martyr is the greatest glory a Christian can achieve in battle. Christians, the most faithful intellectual warriors the world has known!

Christian stripped of rights in 1st Amendment: It's quiet now....they came from the blackness....

Liberal: Be afraid! Christianity will burn to the ground! The thousand subversive groups of liberalism descend upon YOU! Our lies will blot out the sun!

Christian: Then we will fight in the shade!

*later*

Pastor: What must a pastor do to protect his flock?

Wife: Instead ask yourself what would Jesus do?


(Church)

Atheist messenger: We demand you give up religious rights given to you from the 1st amendment and change 'Christmas' to holidays! If you don't we will take those rights away with force...Choose your words wisely for this maybe the last time they're legal....

Christian Pastor: *pulls out giant yet sharp candy cane and points it at the atheist's neck* ........

Atheist messenger:Madman! Your a madman! No man Christian or liberal threatens a messenger! It's politically incorrect!

Pastor:You want lack of freedom eh? You'll find plenty of that down there!

Pastor: You, threatened to recall the first amendment, you bring the letters of resignation from conquered pastors to my church steps you threatened my people with oppression and death then you insult my wife!! I chose my words carefully, maybe you should have done the same!

Atheist messenger:This is religious! This is madness!

Pastor: Madness???? THIS IS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks atheist off balcony*

(battle)

Pastor: And by biblical law we will stand and fight! And die for the cause.... A new age has begun! An age of freedom! And all will know that 300 Christians gave their last breath to defend it! CHRISTIANS! TONIGHT WE GIVE THEM HELLL!!!!!!!!!!GIVE UP NOTHING BUT TAKE FROM THEM.....EVERYTHING!!!

Chruch Member: We're in for one wild night....

LOL I found this on the web, what do you think about it?

So no one has any thoughts or comments on this?

So no one has any thoughts or comments on this?

It's not funny because it's very very lame. Not lame in a funny way either.

It's not funny because it's very very lame. Not lame in a funny way either.

When something fails to attract significant attention on an Internet full of easily meme and fad-amused masses, that tells you how much something sucks.

It's not funny because it's stupid. The fact that it is also untrue is irrelevant.

The fact that SL quoted it is irrelevant too.

Nothing to see here folks, move along. Damn, meme!

And why is that?

And why is that?

Oops.

I want the minutes I've spent reading that back, and I think a few brain cells died.

Made of phail.

and the difference between this and jihad (aside from the superficiality of names) is?

i think it does illustrate who really killed the spirit of christermass; fanatical christers themselves.

it posits two half truths and one blatent lie, then sleazily attempts to dramatize its pretentions.

lame, phail, and just plain horsepuckkie (that i HOPE was INTENDED to be satyre!).

=^^=
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Hmmm... The war on Christmas came early this year.

And in a lame way too. But then again, the "war on Christmas" is a lame fantasy that really only exists in the paranoid mind of some Christians...

Hmmm... The war on Christmas came early this year.

And in a lame way too. But then again, the "war on Christmas" is a lame fantasy that really only exists in the paranoid mind of some Christians...

Amen. (Heh.)

I swear, I'm gonna go off like Houston chemical dump on the first person I hear trying to sell this bullshit again this year. I am sick to the teeth of this false persecution hoax.

And in a lame way too. But then again, the "war on Christmas" is a lame fantasy that really only exists in the paranoid mind of some Christians...Don't be silly. Americans managed to replace child Jesus with "Santa Claus", who isn't supposed to be doing anything except on December 6th, and they'll be damned if they'll let anyone notice.

Amen. (Heh.)

I swear, I'm gonna go off like Houston chemical dump on the first person I hear trying to sell this bullshit again this year. I am sick to the teeth of this false persecution hoax.

I still have a link to your poem post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12060119&postcount=1) from a year ago =D