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I've had this argument with every Naruto fan I've found but they basicly say"No way!NAruto can kick links butt for reasons that will come to me!" So I was wondering, what do you guys and girls think.

I've had this argument with every Naruto fan I've found but they basicly say"No way!NAruto can kick links butt for reasons that will come to me!" So I was wondering, what do you guys and girls think.

Don't argue with fanboys! Logic doesn't mean anything to them, and its impossible to compare two different fictional fantasy worlds anyway.

Don't argue with fanboys! Logic doesn't mean anything to them,
HEY! I am a LOZ fanboy and logic works on me!

Kratos

http://they.misled.us/images/kratos.jpg

cuz he's from SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
:D
:D

Link sucks he's a pansy fairy boy who doesn't even get laid at the end...:D:D:D

samarai jack could definately kick both their asses, at the same time

Threads like these make us all lose. ;)

What are you 12?

I'm siding with the one who realizes that bright orange is NOT a good color for a ninja.

That's not a fight.

You want a fight? Something that will bend your brain to contemplate?


Captain Kirk vs. TJ Hooker.

Who would win?

I'm siding with the one who realizes that bright orange is NOT a good color for a ninja.

Oh that's what they want you to think. Who'd ever suspect the bright orange mother fucker was a ninja? You'd be after some ponce in all black.

You want a fight? Something that will bend your brain to contemplate?

Captain Kirk vs. TJ Hooker.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b5/Exploding-head.gif

Link because he can actually... fight and isn't some two-bit pansey dancing around in a fashion nightmare of a jump suit.

How horrible.


Naruto AND Link in one thread on this forum.

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Dagoth Ur.

"Hey, listen!"

*stabbity-stab motherfucker!*

All "who would win?" threads have been permanently and forever answered here (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/) *nods*

Stop being 12 years old.

Stop being 12 years old.

Stop being a joykilling git.

Link, because I don't know wtf a "Naruto" is.

Stop being 12 years old.

Why do both people who said that use the age 12. Is there something special that sets is apart from 11 and 13?

That's not a fight.

You want a fight? Something that will bend your brain to contemplate?


Captain Kirk vs. TJ Hooker.

Who would win?

That's easy. Kirk was younger and in better shape, so he would win.



Unless you mean Kirk from the later movies, in which case the reverse is true.


So I guess the answer is "Define "Captain Kirk"". :D

Naruto will win, he can copy himself many many times over and correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Naruto have a larger variety of moves and powers?

I win.

meh, voted top two options, since they're both correct anyways =P

Which Link? Almost every game has a different person as the main character.

It's very important, I mean only one of them can turn into a wolf.

Oh please, Agent Smith would pwn them both with his mighty agent gun.

http://www.routergod.com/agentsmith/smith_firing_gun.jpg

Link. He's Nintendo's Batman in that he has a whole garage full of gadgets. Swords. Boomerangs. Bombs. Bows and arrows. Hookshots. All those and more. Plus, the triforce. He has the freak'n triforce. If Link's arch-nemesis Ganon (Ganondorf in later games) has shown us anything, it's that if you have a pirce of the triforce, you can't die. Seriously, Ganon has had swords shoved into him HOW many times? In Wind Waker, Link even shoved it into Ganondorf's face. HIS FACE!!!!! Ow.

Yeah, Link has useful gadgets and the Triforce of Courage. Let's see how well some pansy psuedo-ninja is after getting an iron boot or megaton hammer to the balls.

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12 year olds is srs business

Portal reference FTW!

Naruto, because I don't know who "Link" is. The missing link?

"Link" refers to one of at least eight different heroes throughout history (all named Link), who have the job of risking their lives to renew the warranty on various different seals keeping evil at bay.

if naruto would just act like the little furry fox-god in human form that he is, no one would be able to kill him, nor even want to, nor he them.

but nooooooooooo, he has to go arround showing off a bunch of silly matial arts crap. for what? is he trying to impress little fox girls or something?

as for link, he'd be a nut to want to kill naruto either.

they might stage promotional bouts between them to raise money for charity causes or something though.

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"Link" refers to one of at least eight different heroes throughout history (all named Link), who have the job of risking their lives to renew the warranty on various different seals keeping evil at bay.
\I'm Talking about Ocarina of time Link. Or Twilight Princess Link, Whichever one you would rather see beat up Naruto.

\I'm Talking about Ocarina of time Link. Or Twilight Princess Link, Whichever one you would rather see beat up Naruto.

Wolf Link *maniacal smirk*

Dudes, Naruto beats Link in everything (except maybe looks). He has a life other then saving the world from evil every game, and he's someone you can sort of relate to. Doesn't he remind you of your arrogant cousin Jeffy or something?

When it comes to fighting, Naruto also wins. Yes, link has all his gadjects and weapons, but he has no fighting skills when it comes to hand to hand. Naruto can just clone himself so much that link runs out of weapons trying to kill them all. Then Naruto goes and and punches his lights out.