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A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.

“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

“No one could believe it,” the student said.

“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html

I lol'd.

DAMMIT, Where the hell is all of this sex stuff going on when I was in school?! Oh wait...I was a social outcast....nevermind.

*walks away and grumbles*

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html

I lol'd.

You can't make that shit up.

I nominate her for "Best Mom in the World" :D

What I want to know is, 1. How could Stripper be mistaken for Gorilla, and what number did she dial?

I nominate her for "Best Mom in the World" :D

Lucky 16th no?

I nominate her for "Best Mom in the World" :D

I second this motion.

That is horrible.

She was dancing to a Britney Spears song!

I nominate her for "Best Mom in the World" :D

I Third this.

Best. Mom. Evar.
Seriously, this guy's mom better have the best mothers' day. Ever. For every year for the next five years. Screw breakfast in bed, give her lunch and dinner too. (Do you guys celebrate that over there? I admit I am ignorant in this case.)

EDIT: On second thought, it doesn't matter if you guys don't celebrate it. He should, because that was just to fucking awesome. :D

What I want to know is, 1. How could Stripper be mistaken for Gorilla, and what number did she dial?

BBC has it as a singing telegram, not a gorrilla.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/nottinghamshire/7085241.stm
But that's just semantics.

One from the DcD files, this.

This is just too unbelievable, but oh so funny nonetheless.


I wouldn't have ran out of the room though. I would have sat there and laughed my ass off. Who the hell runs out?

:D

where were these people when I was in high school last year

They let things like this happen in British government schools? This is probably the lowest the kiddie prisons have ever gone.

I lol'd.

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Well my 16th was never that like that...

Lucky bastard... This didn't happen to me last month at all...

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Serves the little bastards right.

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Serves the little bastards right.

Oh my. :o

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html

I lol'd.

First off... a stripper being sent to a high school and doesn't question it? Does this happen alot there?

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

So the teacher was (notice the quote marks) "Stunned" for the entire length of the strip act? either that was one very fast strip or the teacher was more than "stunned".

The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.

“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

“No one could believe it,” the student said.

“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”
all that before the teacher reacted... yeah... she was 'stunned' all right.
:p

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Jammy bastard. I bet he's an absolute legend at his school now.

that kid is now a hero to his classmates, i wouldn't worry.

Gorillagram? For someone 16!? What was that mother THINKING?

that kid is now a hero to his classmates, i wouldn't worry.

You know, from now on, he can always one up his friends on their birthdays.

"Woo! My mom baked me a cake for my birthday. Want some?"
"My mom sent me a stripper.":cool:

Gorillagram? For someone 16!? What was that mother THINKING?

QFT...

A fortunate mix up- stripper saves the day.

I was always planning on doing something Like this for one of my friends when he turns 18..

I was always planning on doing something Like this for one of my friends when he turns 18..

I would be cruel and send him a male stripper *nods*.

Probably seeing why I don't have many friends now.....

Ah well, I still find it funny.

I would be cruel and send him a male stripper *nods*.

Probably seeing why I don't have many friends now.....

Ah well, I still find it funny.

Honestly, if one of my friends did this, I'd have to commend him for a well-played prank...

And then, of course, come up with something even better. A hermaphrodite stripper, perhaps, for his birthday. Or something else.

Dammit, how come none of this happens to me?

:headbang:

I ask myself the same question.

Dammit, how come none of this happens to me?

:headbang:

WHERE IS THE FILM????


sombody has to have uploaded it... i wanna see their faces!! lol

What I want to know is if the poor dumb bastard in the Gorilla suit got his ass kicked when he showed up at the stag party!

so US high schools get shootings and UK ones get strippers - you guys could argue strippers in class would reduce violence. It's a flawed argument but give it a go.

You know, from now on, he can always one up his friends on their birthdays.

"Woo! My mom baked me a cake for my birthday. Want some?"
"My mom sent me a stripper.":cool:
you mean
"Hey, I got the X-Box 360 for my birthday!"
"Hey, Mom sent me a Stripper for my birthday... While I was in Class even!"

What I want to know is if the poor dumb bastard in the Gorilla suit got his ass kicked when he showed up at the stag party!

Great... I now have an image of a Gorilla jumping out of a cake.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,22723210-5005962,00.html

I lol'd.

There *is* justice in the world! WooT!

What I want to know is if the poor dumb bastard in the Gorilla suit got his ass kicked when he showed up at the stag party!

I wouldn't say "kicked", so much ...
http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/trading-c.jpg
:p

so US high schools get shootings and UK ones get strippers - you guys could argue strippers in class would reduce violence. It's a flawed argument but give it a go.
I think the crime statistics back up the fact that strippers in schools mean less murders in the UK by far than in the US.

I think the crime statistics back up the fact that strippers in schools mean less murders in the UK by far than in the US.

I concur. We never had strippers at my school and we suffered from constant bomb threats! Well, not constant bomb threats. Just the occasional prank threat..

Although, our caretaker did catch our headmaster being spanked with a 12 inch ruler by the dinner lady! They all quit after that..:(

Trilby63;13207163']I concur. We never had strippers at my school and we suffered from constant bomb threats! Well, not constant bomb threats. Just the occasional prank threat..

Although, our caretaker did catch our headmaster being spanked with a 12 inch ruler by the dinner lady! They all quit after that..:(
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I've made a graph to prove my point, too!



Oh, also - EUGH!

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I've made a graph to prove my point, too!



Oh, also - EUGH!

I do declare that graph to be made of some kind of win!

It's just a shame the politicians don't listen.. Imagine! If only we had some foxy ladies in a nurses uniforms to rub there breasts into the faces of those who commited the columbine killings they'd be one less Michael Moore film in the world!

My question is: How did the stripper get into the school?

My question is: How did the stripper get into the school?

I'm guessing she walked in.. I know there is a bit of a youth crime problem in Nottingham but I don't think there's that much security around our schools.. besides which, she was dressed as a police oficer..

My question is: How did the stripper get into the school?

Through the door. (How else?)

The thing is that in the UK you don't have to pass through 16 layers of security to get an education. If the visit had been pre informed (as it had been) then there would be no problem with access.

Through the door. (How else?)

The thing is that in the UK you don't have to pass through 16 layers of security to get an education. If the visit had been pre informed (as it had been) then there would be no problem with access.

You don't exactly have to walk through sixteen layers of security here in the U.S. either...about the only places even close to that are schools--like my high school--that suffered from a shooting or hostage crisis or what have you.

And, of course, we have more guns around, so it can be easier for the criminally inclined to obtain them, sadly. It's too bad too, because law-abiding citizens--so long as they know how to keep and use firearms safely--are just fine with them and banning them from everyone solves nothing. So, instead, we should eliminate the causes of crime, not the tools.

Anyway, I have to wonder why the stripper went to the school. Is the stripper going to get into any legal trouble?

You don't exactly have to walk through sixteen layers of security here in the U.S. either...about the only places even close to that are schools--like my high school--that suffered from a shooting or hostage crisis or what have you.

So why the question from Sel Appa then?


And, of course, we have more guns around, so it can be easier for the criminally inclined to obtain them, sadly. It's too bad too, because law-abiding citizens--so long as they know how to keep and use firearms safely--are just fine with them and banning them from everyone solves nothing. So, instead, we should eliminate the causes of crime, not the tools.

Wrong thread. Go find one of the thousands of threads on gun control for this part.

Anyway, I have to wonder why the stripper went to the school. Is the stripper going to get into any legal trouble?

For what? As far as I can see from the reports she did nothing illegal at all.

So why the question from Sel Appa then?

She's a stripper. Permission or no I think Sel Appa thought she'd have garnered at least a few odd looks. I wouldn't know either way really because I've never seen a stripper in person nor do I care to.



Wrong thread. Go find one of the thousands of threads on gun control for this part.
Sorry about that. I wasn't trying to derail a fun thread.



For what? As far as I can see from the reports she did nothing illegal at all.
She performed for a bunch of underage students. Isn't that somehow illegal? I would have thought it would be...I mean they do ban you from strip clubs unless you're a legal adult...

Trilby63;13207394']Are you sure? They do look like normal people you know..

Yes, I'm aware of that. I was speaking more of the odd clothes and/or the possible bag of stuff.

She's a stripper. Permission or no I think Sel Appa thought she'd have garnered at least a few odd looks. I wouldn't know either way really because I've never seen a stripper in person nor do I care to.





Are you sure? They do look like normal people you know..

She's a stripper. Permission or no I think Sel Appa thought she'd have garnered at least a few odd looks. I wouldn't know either way really because I've never seen a stripper in person nor do I care to.
And I work in a bank. Should I be prohibited from entering a school. Occupation, other than professional child molester, should be totally irrelevant.


She performed for a bunch of underage students. Isn't that somehow illegal? I would have thought it would be...I mean they do ban you from strip clubs unless you're a legal adult...
The reports indicate that she only stripped as far as her underwear. No indecent exposure (actually in the UK a female is incapable of indecent exposure - female exhibitionists are only chargeable with "behaviour liable to cause a breach of the peace"), no molestation, nothing that is actually illegal. Interesting, perhaps exciting, but not illegal.

And I work in a bank. Should I be prohibited from entering a school. Occupation, other than professional child molester, should be totally irrelevant.

That's not what I meant. It's just that...well...at the very least I would think a stripper going to a school would garner odd looks and someone would have wondered why she was there, that's all.


The reports indicate that she only stripped as far as her underwear. No indecent exposure (actually in the UK a female is incapable of indecent exposure - female exhibitionists are only chargeable with "behaviour liable to cause a breach of the peace"), no molestation, nothing that is actually illegal. Interesting, perhaps exciting, but not illegal.
Oh, well, okay then. Fair enough.

My question is: How did the stripper get into the school?
Probably said "hi, I'm here for *Student*, his mum called earlier", to which the receptionist probably said "OK", seeing as the teacher involved knew that they was going to be a surprise for the kid and all.

Honestly, if one of my friends did this, I'd have to commend him for a well-played prank...

And then, of course, come up with something even better. A hermaphrodite stripper, perhaps, for his birthday. Or something else.

My last weekend at work, we had a big party with all the firefighters/EMTs/cops, and someone ordered midget strippers. That was the most amusing thing I have ever seen.

She's a stripper. Permission or no I think Sel Appa thought she'd have garnered at least a few odd looks. I wouldn't know either way really because I've never seen a stripper in person nor do I care to.She did, according to the different articles I've read. Only the people watching were too stunned to give odd remarks.



Sorry about that. I wasn't trying to derail a fun thread.
Well, you should be :mad: (:p)


She performed for a bunch of underage students. Isn't that somehow illegal? I would have thought it would be...I mean they do ban you from strip clubs unless you're a legal adult...Might also be because of the alcohol. Could be though.

Ha, he ran out of the classroom? He came in his pants.

And that is one cool cucumber of a stripper to do her thing in a classroom...kudos to the lady for doing a bang up job!

Best. Mom. Evar.
Seriously, this guy's mom better have the best mothers' day. Ever. For every year for the next five years. Screw breakfast in bed, give her lunch and dinner too. (Do you guys celebrate that over there? I admit I am ignorant in this case.)

EDIT: On second thought, it doesn't matter if you guys don't celebrate it. He should, because that was just to fucking awesome. :D

I think he should send her a stripper at work at mothers' day. Or a gorilla.

She performed for a bunch of underage students. Isn't that somehow illegal?
Nope. No such thing as being underage in such situations. If you didn't solitic it, you're in the clear.
I would have thought it would be...
Yes, but I don't think it is.
I mean they do ban you from strip clubs unless you're a legal adult...
Not that we really have many strip clubs in the UK (York has 2, in a city of about 150,000, and they're extremely small - a Canadian student friend of my mother actually remarked about how few we have), but I think that the age restrictions in them are more by discretion and also due to their alcohol licenses than anything else.

Might be wrong on the matter, though.

Ha, he ran out of the classroom? He came in his pants.

And that is one cool cucumber of a stripper to do her thing in a classroom...kudos to the lady for doing a bang up job!Hideho, Sin!

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