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If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

I would be ...... Vague Man! Born with the power to err umm, y'now! Able to umm innit! faster than a speeding......Blimey!

My superpower would be Clairtangency(A fusion of clairvoyace and telekinesis that would allow me to visualize distant locations and manipulate objects at those locations). My name would be Intercontinental Wedgie Man!

:)

To change the color of my eyes/hair at will(From brown to Hazel for the eyes, and from brown to a slightly lighter brown for the hair).

I would be the BADM MAN! Barely Able to Disguise Myself Man, away!

I'd be 'Friend-of-a-Friend Man' able to do all the things that people have heard being done by "this guy who knows my friend"

I'd be Wedgie Opportunity Man(WO Man :D), I can always create opportunies to give wedgies :D

I'd be Wedgie Opportunity Man(WO Man :D), I can always create opportunies to give wedgies :D
By wearing your underwear just a tad too high, ready for the real thing?

I'd be Incredibly Whiny & Badly Scripted Man.

Then I could take the lead role in Heroes.

If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

The Amazing NOBODY and his Partner, No-One!

After all, if there is a job that Nobody can do, then Nobody will do it. if Nobody can succeed, then Nobody will succeed.


Nemisis:
Somebody: After all, Somebody is always to blame for problems.

I would have some sort of precognition power, probably because I've "sort of" experienced precognition at least 3 times that I can recall.

Orgasman

I would be able to give everyone an orgasm on demand. I would, of course, use this to kill bad guys. In the throes of their orgasm, I kill them. Hooray!

Or maybe, Aquaman, and be able to control all of the water on Earth. I would use this for evil. For example, I could kill anyone by sucking the water out of their cells, causing them to die INSTANTLY.

Yeah!

Megaton Man, with the power to make myself explode with the force of a 1 megaton yeild warhead. Once.

Actually I think I'd prefer to go by the name Anonymous and use my superior intellect to ruin the lives of everyone who I don't like, good and bad.

My nemesis in either case would consist of 7 different passwords, curtains, a scritp kiddie with no sense of humor, and a dog.

In my brief flirtation with City of Heroes I was TABLOIDMAN, and I spouted tabloid headline style rubbish in capital letters instead of talking normally . It was fun for a short while, but then the magic faded :(

If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

I am Guffaw Woman, with a laugh so powerful it can shatter stone walls!

My nemesis is Sulky Man, who just grumps around doing nothing and complaining about it like a damned pre-teen with a huge allowance and a million dollars worth of electronic games and computers and a new bike and a lot of friends and it is a gorgeous sunny day and all they can find to do is flop down on the couch and say "I'm bored" in a whiney voice and rejecting every suggestion you give them about things to do...

Heh heh.

Yeah, that's me. Guffaw Woman.

I would be...
Moderate..guy..

So neutrally in-the-center that I have neither friends nor foes.

Naturally, I have no nemesis, other than white picket fences..

Superpower: Omnipotence. I'd keep my real name though. Not like I'd need a secret identity :p

The power to stop time and time travel I could also teleport my self anywhere on the planet. But I wouldnt age when time was frozen so I could spend eternety in frozen time and live forever. I could also change my age. My name would be Mr. Smith or the Timelord. My nemesis would be a guy who follows me around and never shuts up.

My superpower would be the ability to read people's minds. I probably wouldn't have a name, because I'd just secretly use my ability to manipulate people in order to get laid and make lots of money. If I had a nemesis, he would be someone, who could control people's minds in order to prevent me from reaching my goals.

I would be Galactus, Devourer of Worlds. I wouldn't need a power, the name would be enough.

I would like inner-species shape shifting.

I would go around committing evil deeds under the moniker 'Anonymous'.

Sounds like fun.:)

I would basically be like T-1000 but not a cyborg, but a human being. I would be able to change shapes, and I can look like anyone that I've ever touched, and I could shape my hands and arms into weapons, which would be so awesome to do.

I would be Galactus, Devourer of Worlds. I wouldn't need a power, the name would be enough.

I would be "Stan Lee Man!" My abilities would be limitless by your comprehension.

My arch-nemesis would be "Todd McFarlane Man" whose powers are similar but whose views on personal stakes are at odds with my own.

And to make sure everything is going well, there would be the third party of "Frank Miller Man!"

I would basically be like T-1000 but not a cyborg, but a human being. I would be able to change shapes, and I can look like anyone that I've ever touched, and I could shape my ...my girlfriend has that power.. every time she touches my wii.. she can change its shape.. at will. its scary :D

If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

Last Minute Women, the ability to procrastinate like no other. My nemisis is obviously Due Date Man, who's evil tests and papers come out of nowhere.

In my brief flirtation with City of Heroes I was TABLOIDMAN, and I spouted tabloid headline style rubbish in capital letters instead of talking normally . It was fun for a short while, but then the magic faded :(

CoH was a blast! I made waaaaay too many toons. By far, my favourites were Roboclown and the Panty Avenger :p

my girlfriend has that power.. every time she touches my wii.. she can change its shape.. at will. its scary :D

So what happens when you touch her x-box?


Yes, it's much too late for me to function. I'll go to bed now.

My superpower would be Clairtangency(A fusion of clairvoyace and telekinesis that would allow me to visualize distant locations and manipulate objects at those locations). My name would be Intercontinental Wedgie Man!

:)

No fair. You can't be wedgie man and a master of clown fu.

In my brief flirtation with City of Heroes I was TABLOIDMAN, and I spouted tabloid headline style rubbish in capital letters instead of talking normally . It was fun for a short while, but then the magic faded :(

I was Bizarro Dubya, the brilliant world leader from another dimension sent here when he attended the ribbon cutting ceremony at the last decommissioned US nuclear facility. The energy remaining at the site along with the incredible density of the population of our Texas sucked him here where he uses is prodigious intellect to do stuff that is in no way stupid or evil.

My favorite was, briefly (no pun intended) Reverse Cowgirl.

I would be Blandman. My super power would be the ability to quell all passions and, if need be, motivations. Muggers would find violence a pointless hassle. Suicide threateners would think that things aren't really all that bad. Soldiers would find that getting psyched up to open fire was tough when all you really wanted to do was sit down and rub your feed, and it doesn't help when the sergeant phrases the order "eh, why don't ya shoot at those guys, or whatever." Even a full blown riot will simmer down to resentful grumbles in my presence.

My nemesis is, of course, the dating scene, and I am powerless in any situation where success depends on getting grown women to squeal "eeeeeeeeeee!"

D U N E. nuff said.

I'll take regeneration, please. Yeah, it doesn't provide offensive capability, but I can't die. Superhero name would be Martyr. As part of my superhero training, I'd join the IDF, gaining military skills. I'd also be the leading Jewish superhero.

My nemesis is obviously Super-Nazi, who can spray poison gas from his fingertips. He can alter the gas to only harm specific races, allowing him to easily purify a large area. Unfortunately for him, I can't die.

I'd be this guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taskmaster

"Anything you can do, I can do better..."

If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

I think I'd like to be "The Slut"... my superpower would be that I get to shag Batman and Wolverine :D

I want to sense, understand, and control all matter and energy at the fundamental level where they become indistinguishable... which would basically make me all-powerful. I'd be called "He Who Shall Not Be Fucked With," or possibly "The Bad-Tempered All-Powerful One," and I'd use my powers to spread peace and order by smiting anyone who did anything that I thought was bad... and to get laid a lot, of course, since- let's face it- even if I couldn't re-order the matter of my body to take on a shape that my lust-objects found irresistible, I could re-order the electrical impulses of their brain to make me irresistible. I mean anyone I liked the looks of, it would be on, and once I'd rid the whole world of wrong-doers as my day job I'd retire to an Emperor-sized bed and probably hardly ever get out of it except to burn the sheets and put on new ones. It would also make me effectively immortal, invulnerable, able to alter myself to posess any other 'power' I ever wanted or needed as the situation called for it, and able to turn anything into anything else, so I'd never want for anything. Yeah... it would totally be a super-powered sex parade for days at a time. Dang.

Anyone worthy of being my nemesis would have to have the same power, and their mission statement would basically be "to fuck with He Who Shall Not Be Fucked With by to wrecking up the place, and trying to keep him from ever getting laid so that he's frustrated and irritable."

If you were going to be a superhero... (not that you had a choice in the first place) what would your superhero name be and what are your powers?

Also list who your nemesis is and what their power is as well.

such name as i would have is on a need to know basis. invisibility and the ability to walk through walls would be my superpowers, along with a somewhat irratic and not always predictable ability to teleport. and of course every corrupt politician in the world would be after my posterior, for revealing their dirty little 'national' secrets to their more honest compatriots and anyone else who might be able to put such knowledge to good use. and perhapse all the more so for refusing to let idiology or economics enter into it.

in one of my dreams i did see an anime, i was with someone else and we saw it through the window of a supposedly empty and available apartment, who'se hero was called klikkin the fox. who was of course an anthro fox.

and yes, the above describes the ongoing context of the story line.

oh yah, and he never kills anybody, nor gets anybody, other then the villans of course, into any more trouble then he can help.

(those he always loves to manipulate into as embarassing situations as he can).

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I want to be able to instantaneously teleport anywhere in the world, at any time. That way, I can visit all my friends who live in other states (and abroad).