NationStates Jolt Archive


Cow Plop!

Lunatic Goofballs
07-11-2007, 20:14
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/07/cow.drops.onto.minivan.king

I'm still looking for a text version of the story but if you can't watch the video, basically its a story about a cow falling out of the sky onto a moving minivan. :eek:
Wilgrove
07-11-2007, 20:17
PETA answer: OMFG! Is the cow OK? How could we as human have done this to this poor cow?! If everyone would just go to being vegatarians then cows wouldn't be falling off stuff!

Rational Answer: Are the people in the minivan ok?
Sumamba Buwhan
07-11-2007, 20:20
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/watchforfallingcows.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
07-11-2007, 20:21
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/artwork%20-%20funnies/watchforfallingcows.jpg

Yay! :D
Sumamba Buwhan
07-11-2007, 20:27
Yay! :D

I knew that image would come in handy someday :cool:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-11-2007, 20:28
I knew that image would come in handy someday :cool:

This frightens me. Mostly because you were right.
Saige Dragon
07-11-2007, 21:06
So, who gets the cow?
Sumamba Buwhan
07-11-2007, 21:14
This frightens me. Mostly because you were right.

It scares me whenever I am right as well.

So, who gets the cow?

Cow Heaven
[NS]Fergi America
07-11-2007, 23:12
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/07/cow.drops.onto.minivan.king

I'm still looking for a text version of the story but if you can't watch the video, basically its a story about a cow falling out of the sky onto a moving minivan. :eek:
Here's a text version: Falling Cow Smashes Minivan (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14524524/detail.html)

I wonder if the minivan owners get the burgers and steaks?
Infinite Revolution
07-11-2007, 23:22
Fergi America;13197081']Here's a text version: Falling Cow Smashes Minivan (http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/14524524/detail.html)

I wonder if the minivan owners get the burgers and steaks?

death penalty for falling cow??! what's next? mandatory sentencing for lemmings??
[NS]Fergi America
07-11-2007, 23:31
death penalty for falling cow??! what's next? mandatory sentencing for lemmings??:confused:

No death penalty per se--the cow was euthanized at the scene (I presume due to injuries it suffered). That means there are burgers and steaks to be had.
Cannot think of a name
08-11-2007, 00:01
PETA answer: OMFG! Is the cow OK? How could we as human have done this to this poor cow?! If everyone would just go to being vegatarians then cows wouldn't be falling off stuff!

Rational Answer: Are the people in the minivan ok?
Moving along...
Fergi America;13197136']:confused:

No death penalty per se--the cow was euthanized at the scene (I presume due to injuries it suffered). That means there are burgers and steaks to be had.
Rather remarkable the 200 foot fall and minivan encounter didn't do the job.

Also, I dig the delicate language.
Entropic Creation
08-11-2007, 00:04
This reminds me of that urban legend about the fisherman who claimed their ship was sunk by a cow falling out of the sky.