## so, Al-Qaeda did not start the California fires.. it was the last warning from God
OceanDrive2
07-11-2007, 00:02
Israeli Rabbis Warn Bush God Will Punish Him if Conference Leads to Peace DealTuesday, November 06, 2007 OCCUPIED JERUSALEM: A group of ultra-nationalist Israeli rabbis has petitioned US President George W. Bush this week to cancel a Middle East peace meeting, saying that his country will face mass calamity if he does not. "We wrote to President Bush, a man who believes in the Bible, to warn him against the terrible danger to which he is exposing his country by hosting such a conference," Rabbi Mein Drunckman, one of eight signatories, told Army Radio. "The land of Israel belongs to the people of Israel. God punishes anyone who wants to force Israel to give up its land," he said, alluding to the occupied Gaza Strip and West Bank. "There is no doubt the New Orleans flood from the Katrina hurricane was God's punishment for dismantling the settlements," he said of the August 2005 catastrophe that hit the southern United States. Israel withdrew all troops and settlers from the Gaza Strip in 2005 with wide US and other international support. "The recent fires in California should be considered the last warning," added Rabbi Drunckman.
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.. and apparently hurricane Katrina too.. was a warning for US
The names have been modified to protect the innocent (stupid) Rabbies :D
Lunatic Goofballs
07-11-2007, 00:12
The Fred Phelpses of Jewdom. :p
The Fred Phelpses of Jewdom. :p
You beat me to it!
Wilgrove
07-11-2007, 00:18
The Fred Phelpses of Jewdom. :p
Seems like every religion has their own Phelps.
Hydesland
07-11-2007, 00:21
Seems like every religion has their own Phelps.
Even pastafarianism?
Nouvelle Wallonochie
07-11-2007, 00:28
so, Al-Qaeda did not start the California fires
Wait... did someone actually think that they did?
OceanDrive2
07-11-2007, 00:32
Wait... did someone actually think that they did?the fair and Balanced... of course. :D
Wait God is part of Al-Qaeda now? Damnit!
We should have known. I mean, first Saddam hid the WMDs in Heaven, and then terrorists attacked out imagination, and now this? It was clear all along. We should have paid attention to the signs! :p
Likewise, the fact that Israelis are attacked by terrorists is a punishment for Israel allowing violent crime in Brazil due to people being far below the poverty line. *Nods*
Seems like every religion has their own Phelps.
Formula: (A) disaster happens in (B) country, because it is being punished by (C) God for doing (D). This is (E) statement.
Where (A) is any natural or man-made event causing mass death or destruction, (B) is typically the USA, (C) can represent either a Christian, Muslim or Jewish viewpoint of God; and (D) is taken generally as support for any group or view which is opposed by group/person/religion (E).
If that was the last warning...
What happens now?
Even pastafarianism?
Yes.
Their insistence that red sauce is not sauce, but gravy, is all but maniacal.
New Manvir
07-11-2007, 02:42
Yes.
Their insistence that red sauce is not sauce, but gravy, is all but maniacal.
THE RED "SAUCE" IS GRAVY DAMMIT!!! YOU RED SAUCERS ARE ALL HEATHEN INFIDELS WHO ARE GOING TO ROT IN GRAVY HELL WHEN THE ALMIGHTY SPAGHETTI MONSTER PASSES JUDGEMENT!!!!!
*Crowned Fred Phelps of Pastafarianism*
Jeruselem
07-11-2007, 02:55
No one likes Bush, even not the Jews :p
No one likes Bush, even not the Jews :p
Well, you know what... When you put a Bush and a Dick in the whitehouse, someone is going to get fu--ed... And it's usually the people.
Eureka Australis
07-11-2007, 05:21
These Rabbi's themselves are heretical because the land of Israel is supposed to be given to the Jews by God, many Rabbis consider Israel to be an abomination because it is man-made and the Jews aren't supposed to have a homeland until the Messiah returns, the whole exile thing is supposed to be ongoing.
Ohshucksiforgotourname
07-11-2007, 06:25
Likewise, the fact that Israelis are attacked by terrorists is a punishment for Israel allowing violent crime in Brazil due to people being far below the poverty line. *Nods*
What does violent crime in Brazil have to do with Israel? :confused:
Ohshucksiforgotourname
07-11-2007, 06:27
Wait... did someone actually think that they did?
That's what I was wondering! Whoever said al-Qaeda started those fires? I thought it was a (10?)-year-old boy playing with matches.
Gauthier
07-11-2007, 06:30
What does violent crime in Brazil have to do with Israel? :confused:
It was a homebrewed example of the absurd Divine Punishment crap Fred Phelps like to rant and spew. "God killed the soldiers because America loves fags" is just as ridiculous as "God kills Israelis because they don't fight Brazilian crime."
As the one of NSG's leading Jews, allow me to condemn these rabbis as loony and heretical.
Seriously, what are they smoking?
Gauthier
07-11-2007, 10:00
As the one of NSG's leading Jews, allow me to condemn these rabbis as loony and heretical.
Seriously, what are they smoking?
They weren't smoking salmon, that's for sure.
But the problem is that nutjobs like these have just enough of a following to raise a stinker, like in the settlements. Which of course sets off Muslim fruitcakes like Hamas that results in more attacks and a repeat of the vicious circle.
I'm... rather at a loss for words. :(
That's what I was wondering! Whoever said al-Qaeda started those fires? I thought it was a (10?)-year-old boy playing with matches.
Who says that Al Qaeda are above recruiting 10 year old children?
BackwoodsSquatches
07-11-2007, 11:56
They weren't smoking salmon, that's for sure.
I smoked salmon once.
I woke up a day later trying to spawn in a river.
Who says that Al Qaeda are above recruiting 10 year old children?
Of course they wouldn't.
Theres only so much explosive you can fit round a ten year old....
Of course they wouldn't.
Theres only so much explosive you can fit round a ten year old....
Duh, that's why they gave him some matches and set him to work on the forest. These terrorists are smarter than the average bear, you know.
Rogue Protoss
07-11-2007, 13:19
They weren't smoking salmon, that's for sure.
But the problem is that nutjobs like these have just enough of a following to raise a stinker, like in the settlements. Which of course sets off Muslim fruitcakes like Hamas that results in more attacks and a repeat of the vicious circle.
therefore as sane people we should form mobs and kill them all
Rogue Protoss
07-11-2007, 13:20
Of course they wouldn't.
Theres only so much explosive you can fit round a ten year old....
lol!
Non Aligned States
07-11-2007, 13:51
Theres only so much explosive you can fit round a ten year old....
Before they start looking like overweight 10 year old Americans...
Which no one would suspect...
Rambhutan
07-11-2007, 13:56
I smoked salmon once.
I woke up a day later trying to spawn in a river.
By time it got round to me it was just a roach