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From the "You can't make this up" Dept.

Wilgrove
06-11-2007, 23:52
WASHINGTON — Like many middle-class, suburban American parents, Shannan and Joey Troiano worried about their son’s behaviour and his bad grades at high school. And like many wayward teenagers, Cory Ryder was grounded for weeks at a time, had a PlayStation confiscated and was banned from watching TV.

Less typically, this 16-year-old was plotting to murder his parents by hiring a hitman, while his mother was organising a sting operation involving a police officer posing as a contract killer.

Cory’s trial is scheduled to begin today at the circuit court in St Mary’s County, Maryland. His mother is expected to testify as a witness for the prosecution.

At an earlier court hearing Mrs Troiano, 35, explained how her emotions were torn between being an agonised mother and a murder victim. “I miss him being at home,” she said, “and I miss us joking around and kidding around. And then in the very same breath – I don’t know what this kid will do, because it’s not my son. That can’t be my little boy sitting there.”

Mrs Troiano remembers the night on June 2 when she discovered that the vague threats her son had made were serious. A woman Cory trusted, the mother of one of his friends, took him to a hotel room where he met an undercover police officer pretending to be a hitman.

At home in southern Maryland, Mrs Troiano told her husband that Cory would never go through with it and began frantically tidying the house, according to an account in The Washington Post yesterday.

After a few hours’ waiting, the policeman called: Cory was in custody and would be charged with attempted murder. Mrs Troiano fell to her knees in the bathroom she was cleaning and burst into tears.

Police say that Cory offered the undercover officer his stepfather’s new pickup truck as payment for killing his parents. “Two bullets is all it takes,” he is alleged to have said.

His mother, a financial manager at Patuxent River naval station, and stepfather, a computer specialist, had lived an ordinary life with Cory and his two stepsisters. Mrs Troiano had left his father when Cory was little more than a year old but, by the time she remarried, her son’s behaviour was getting steadily worse.

He walked out of lessons at Spring Ridge Middle School in Lexington Park, smashed a fire extinguisher case and then broke into the county fairgrounds, where he vandalised property. A judge sentenced him to supervised probation and his parents attended no less than 36 meetings with the authorities about him.

But Cory dropped out of school and then, after stealing $45 (£22) from his sister’s piggy bank, had a fight with his mother, which led to him being kicked out of home. He has since told officials that he was upset about being thrown out of the house and that he felt pressured to talk to the man in the hotel.

Cory insists that he never intended to have his parents killed and that he wanted to call the police that night in the hotel room. A judge has ruled that he should be tried in the juvenile system, which means that he cannot be held beyond his 21st birthday.

He has also been writing to his mother, saying: “You know I love you with all my heart mom!” Mrs Troiano fears that he is being manipulative. She wanted him tried in an adult court where he would have faced a much longer sentence. “He needs to understand what he did was wrong,” she told the court in September. “I’m scared to death that if this kid is serious, and they put him in a three-month programme, they’re going to release him to the street.”
Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308403,00.html)

Am I the only one who's thinking that if I was the hitman, I would just take the money and not do the job? I mean he's a teen, what is he going to do?

Wow, Firefox picked up so many spelling mistakes in that article, it made me sad.
Smunkeeville
06-11-2007, 23:54
heck yeah! take the money and run. what's he gonna do? tell his mommy?:p
Hydesland
06-11-2007, 23:54
Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308403,00.html)

Am I the only one who's thinking that if I was the hitman, I would just take the money and not do the job? I mean he's a teen, what is he going to do?


It says that the boy offered the parents car to the hitman, so I guess the hitman would need to kill the parents and take his keys first.
Wilgrove
06-11-2007, 23:55
heck yeah! take the money and run. what's he gonna do? tell his mommy?:p

I would laugh if he tried to tell the police, because he would be incriminating himself on conspiracy to murder charges. So he's screwed no matter what.
Smunkeeville
06-11-2007, 23:57
I would laugh if he tried to tell the police, because he would be incriminating himself on conspiracy to murder charges. So he's screwed no matter what.

yeah, and when they came to question me I would be like "no! who would take money to kill someone, that's so bad" and they would believe me because Smunkee is good and nice and not killer/stealer.
Wilgrove
06-11-2007, 23:58
yeah, and when they came to question me I would be like "no! who would take money to kill someone, that's so bad" and they would believe me because Smunkee is good and nice and not killer/stealer.

Hmmm..... I'll be keeping an eye on you.

*keeps an eye on her*
Wilgrove
06-11-2007, 23:59
It says that the boy offered the parents car to the hitman, so I guess the hitman would need to kill the parents and take his keys first.

and if I was a hitman, I would require some form of payment up front, you know to reassure me that more is coming after the job is done. *nods*
Hydesland
07-11-2007, 00:00
and if I was a hitman, I would require some form of payment up front, you know to reassure me that more is coming after the job is done. *nods*

Yeah, I mean the boy would be crazy to think he would do it for a shitty middle class car. Doesn't Mr 47 do hits for around a million dollars these days?
Call to power
07-11-2007, 00:00
so the mother says she is torn but also wants her son to face charges as an adult to make him "understand what he did was wrong" :confused:

um okay...but its America and fox news (maybe even the times?) so anyway:

I just want to know what kid in his right mind meets a strange man in a hotel room if you catch what I'm saying?
Wilgrove
07-11-2007, 00:04
so the mother says she is torn but also wants her son to face charges as an adult to make him "understand what he did was wrong" :confused:

um okay...but its America and fox news (maybe even the times?) so anyway:

I just want to know what kid in his right mind meets a strange man in a hotel room if you catch what I'm saying?

An idiot?
Call to power
07-11-2007, 00:12
An idiot?

a curious idiot?

think about it: he steals his sisters things, the mother kicks him out after a little "argument" and the one thing he did when he was bunking off school was break into a fairground

hes either gay or a (roma) gypsy :p
Wilgrove
07-11-2007, 00:17
a curious idiot?

think about it: he steals his sisters things, the mother kicks him out after a little "argument" and the one thing he did when he was bunking off school was break into a fairground

hes either gay or a (roma) gypsy :p

He could be both.
JuNii
07-11-2007, 02:13
heck yeah! take the money and run. what's he gonna do? tell his mommy?:p

I remember reading somewhere about a man who reported to the police that he was mugged while fleeing the bank he just robbed.

then there was a guy who took a batch of cocaine/heroin he cooked up to the crime lab because it was a strange color...

so yea, I can honestly see this kid running to the cops saying "Officer, a hitman I tried to hire just robbed me!"
New Manvir
07-11-2007, 02:37
I don't know if this is funny or scary...probably scary...
UN Protectorates
07-11-2007, 02:37
I think the mother is right, the kid is trying to play everyone for chumps.
Sel Appa
07-11-2007, 02:57
Maybe the parents did something wrong? A teen who wants to kill his parents obviously had a problem with them.
The Gay Street Militia
07-11-2007, 03:10
He could be both. [gay and gypsy]


It's true. I had an ex who was descended from gypsy stock. Beady eyes, bad teeth, smelled like cabbage. Then there was the ex who just acted like a gypsy... homo still owes me forty bucks.
Redwulf
07-11-2007, 03:43
heck yeah! take the money and run. what's he gonna do? tell his mommy?:p

File a law suit for breach of contract. Hey, people have called the police to report that their illegal drugs were stolen, why not?
Bann-ed
07-11-2007, 03:51
He should fight it out in a cage match with his mother.
Katganistan
07-11-2007, 05:19
Isn't this an episode of Family Guy?
Peisandros
07-11-2007, 05:25
Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308403,00.html)

Am I the only one who's thinking that if I was the hitman, I would just take the money and not do the job? I mean he's a teen, what is he going to do?

Wow, Firefox picked up so many spelling mistakes in that article, it made me sad.

heck yeah! take the money and run. what's he gonna do? tell his mommy?:p

It says that the boy offered the parents car to the hitman, so I guess the hitman would need to kill the parents and take his keys first.

... Wasn't the 'hitman' an undercover cop though?
[NS]I BEFRIEND CHESTNUTS
07-11-2007, 05:37
Am I the only one who's thinking that if I was the hitman, I would just take the money and not do the job? I mean he's a teen, what is he going to do?
That actually reminds me of a case I heard of in Japan a year or two back (It was in a newspaper so I can't find a link). A woman hired a hitman to kill her husband (He was seeing someone else) but the hitman was just a conman who took the money and ran. What did the woman who hired him do? She reported the guy to the police for ripping her off! Predictabley, she was arrested.
Wilgrove
07-11-2007, 06:29
Isn't this an episode of Family Guy?

Meh, Peter put a hit on his wife, but by accident, I mean he's Peter, not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
United Chicken Kleptos
07-11-2007, 06:45
Wow, Firefox picked up so many spelling mistakes in that article, it made me sad.

The writer was probably British. They spell words differently than us.
Hamilay
07-11-2007, 07:09
At an earlier court hearing Mrs Troiano, 35, explained how her emotions were torn between being an agonised mother and a murder victim.

:p
Gauthier
07-11-2007, 07:15
Meh, Peter put a hit on his wife, but by accident, I mean he's Peter, not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

You mean a spatula in the knife block.
Cameroi
07-11-2007, 10:08
good old mafia family values. some day that kid will grow up to be a forune 500 c.e.o. or maybe president of the u.s.

(if any such thing as either of them will still survive themselves by the time he's old enough to, or he lives that long either)

=^^=
.../\...
Ifreann
07-11-2007, 13:26
Yeah, I mean the boy would be crazy to think he would do it for a shitty middle class car. Doesn't Mr 47 do hits for around a million dollars these days?

Three. In gold.
The Strogg
07-11-2007, 13:38
Am I the only one who's thinking that if I was the hitman, I would just take the money and not do the job? I mean he's a teen, what is he going to do?

The same could be said of virtually anybody hiring a hitman. Generally they're doing it because they are either too gutless or weak to do it themselves, or because they don't have the skill or know-how to be absolutely certain of a clean kill, and more importantly, a kill that doesn't easily implicate them.

Hitmen aren't nice people, but they can't exactly advertise in the local paper and so they rely on their reputation to sell their services. It doesn't matter if you're dealing with a teen or a housewife, if word gets out that you cheated them, you're going to find it harder to get more work in the future. Plus, generally you get paid after you've done the deed, or at least the payment is halved up.

Erm, not that I know anything about it.

Anyway, the kid plotting to kill his own parents needs psychological help, now. Where the fuck did he think he was going to get his next Playstation from, anyway? Hell, it's probably the Playstation that put him into that frame of mind, or at least gave him the idea.
Non Aligned States
07-11-2007, 13:53
Three. In gold.

Pfft. Gold's heavy, obvious and hard to conceal. Gemstones now. Light and worth a fortune for its weight class. That's what he got paid in for his last job anyway.
Rambhutan
07-11-2007, 14:04
The writer was probably British. They spell words correctly.

:p